Chapter 3: Birth I
At this time, the two important members, Niu Tou and Ma Mian, reluctantly took on a new task and were rushing all the way from the underworld to the mortal world.
Niu Tou muttered: "The judge is really stingy, and he won't give him half a day's leave." No one can take on private work!How can this subordinate who can't smoke turn his head after his ass in the future?!"
"Shhhh
"I don't know how much Da Zhou's fireworks money he received, so he dared to violate the rules of the judge's mansion and not allow you and me to take public leave. The bull head muttered.
"Niu Tou, I'm busy here in private, taking on a baby's case. It was the eldest wife of the Beijing miracle doctor who touched the fish roe, and she couldn't conceive a child, so in a hurry, she stuffed me with two large lumps of gold nuggets, so I transferred the child that the little wife was pregnant with in her belly to the belly of this big wife early.
"No, I have to rush to induce the child's spirit to be born, so that I can help the doctor's wife finally give birth...... It's okay, let's come up here, and it just so happens that the queen and the doctor's wife have done these two things. Half of the money, let's split it in half. ”
"What a good thing!" the bull head nodded vigorously.
"Let's go to the heavenly road of Tushitian first, and respectfully invite the souls of the two dolls from the robin fairy, you welcome a baby in your arms, I welcome a baby, and then, we will fly into the border of the Great Zhou of the Gengming Continent......"
"This day is 200 familiar with the familiar way, you don't have to be verbose. Let's go. "The bull head is more direct.
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At this time, in the Splendid Palace, a group of goddesses and palace maids were busy, going in and out, bringing out basins of blood and bandages, and urgently sending pots of hot water into the inner room of the Splendid Palace.
Although it was busy, the attendants and maidservants had their own division of labor, and they were busy and orderly, working together in an orderly manner, trying to complete the great task of giving birth to the queen.
Suddenly, Nan's personal maid Hongyu'er ran out, lying in the ears of the two imperial doctors waiting for the holy driver, and hurriedly whispered a few words.
When Jiang and Ning heard this, the two imperial doctors looked different, and quickly got up and followed Hongyu'er into the inner room.
At the moment when Hongyu'er ran out of the inner room, an elderly maid took advantage of the fact that the maids around Ji Nan were still young and could not be protected, so they came directly to Queen Nan's side with a bowl of soup.
She was too weak to speak, she tried her best to raise her hand to knock over the bowl, but she fainted again due to the force, and before she could think of it, the soup floated directly from the edge of the bowl into the unconscious Nan's lips.
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A mighty figure was patrolling in front of the Imperial Palace Zixiao Palace at this moment...... This person is Yi Xin's brother, the Si Li who is in charge of the Gyeonggi Army, and the supreme commander of the Imperial Forest Army - Qin King Jiahai.
In the name of defending the palace, Jiahai is using his mental power to exert force on the splendid palace behind the layers of palaces......
After a moment, Jiahai lowered his palm, as if he knew what was going on in the Splendid Palace, but he smiled silently.
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At this time, Hongyuer summoned the imperial doctors into the room, and saw that the queen fell into a coma. For a while, several people were caught off guard.
For a long time, there was no news from Nan's inner room.
A group of people outside waited in and out under the command of Hongyu'er, and the imperial doctors and goddesses were sweating like rain, some of them were talking to each other, some were rubbing their hands together, and some were stamping around at a loss......
They knew that if there was any mistake between Ji Nan and the soon-to-be-born prince or princess, none of the people present would make it out of the Splendid Palace alive.
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At this time, the bull-headed horse face was walking through the heavenly road above the Gengming Continent and under the Star Waterfall.
Since picking up the reincarnated spirits of the two children, the bull head and the horse face have been running non-stop and the ox has been running hard to the sky above the Great Zhou Realm of the Gengming Continent, ready to help reincarnate.
"Oops!"
"How?"
"This bloody array ahead, we can't resist this little bit of road. ”
"What's the way, isn't this murderous aura a chasing soldier coming for the little prince?"
"Oops——, I got a shot in the ass! The spirits of these two babies almost fell from my hands to the four extremes......
"Don't panic, Niu Tou, the souls of these babies are all handed over to me, and it is safer to put them in my donkey skin pouch!"
"Ah, you still have a token from the donkey's mouth?!"
"Don't talk nonsense, it's time to be jealous. After you come to break it, quickly put a smoke screen bomb first, and smoke him. I'll retreat first, and you'll follow on your heels, so we can get away with it for a while, it's a while. ”
"Why do I always cover ......," the bull head continued to mumble.
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"Bang-" The heavy sound of falling objects shook the forest on the outskirts of the capital of the Great Zhou Dynasty.
Before the people around them could scream in fear, everything was restored to its original state, and the fallen trees had re-erected themselves in rows.
It's just that on that national highway, there are two more people in sloppy clothes.
On the willow**, two people who looked like crappy coachmen were resting under the big willow tree.
Torn tops, torn trouser legs, smoky faces...... One had an elongated horse's face, and the other had a high bun wrapped in cloth on his head, as if he was afraid to show his horns.
When passers-by saw these two unlucky bastards, they thought that they must have been beaten by the bandits who robbed the road, so they took a detour one after another, lest they avoid them.
"Ah, it's dangerous! I finally escaped this difficult Rausch. Nearly killed me. I'll check it out first. The horse looked down at the left and right.
"Oh no! Look, why is the body of this king and the child of the divine doctor glued together?!" Ma Mian shouted.
"Ma Mian, who asked you to put the souls of these two babies in a donkey skin bag?! There was originally donkey skin glue there, you don't know what?!"
"Quickly tear off the adhesion of these two babies, quickly, let's work together!"
"Wow——!"
"Wow wow-"
"Okay, it's okay, it's going to be torn apart. The bull head said: "It's dangerous, it's dangerous! I said, is this prince a thing in the pool?!"
"I don't have time to be lyrical here, let's hurry up and smear oil on the soles of our feet, detour the south road, avoid the ban in the palace, and fly to the sky above the Splendid Palace. Quickly, bull head, you will be responsible for blowing a puff of smoke to open the queen's birth canal, and I will leave the prince's soul behind, so that the queen can give birth to this little prince as soon as possible. Then, let's hurry to the sky above the Divine Doctor's Mansion, concoct it in the same way, and then reincarnate the next one, so that we can return to the house as soon as possible. ”
"Why do you throw me smoke and smoke when you throw it?"
"Hurry up!
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In the Splendid Palace, just as everyone was falling into a rambling anxious wait, the silence of the Splendid Palace was broken by the sound of three baby cries falling to the ground in the house.
Red Fish ran out, unable to suppress her joy, and shouted at everyone: "The queen has been born, and she is a little prince." Fast...... Fast...... Go quickly and tell the king. ”
The stone in the hearts of the people fell to the ground, so they wiped their sweat and tidied up their clothes, and stood in a column waiting for the king's arrival.
All the anxieties, hardships, and fears were dissipated by the smooth birth of the little prince, and everyone's faces were filled with festive brilliance.
The graceful and dignified Queen of Da Zhou slowly woke up again and lay on the inside of the curtain.
She was so angry that she was tightly covered with a brocade quilt under her, not allowing the attendants around her to move in the slightest.
Although she tried to keep herself calm, others could tell from her expression that she was trying to suppress her unspeakable fear.
Today, for a full nine hours of dystocia, because of the different physique of Ji Nan, the doctors didn't know how to start, and it was the divine doctor who touched the fish roe and kept holding down Ji Nan's temples to help her concentrate her consciousness and reverse the situation of Ji Nan's fainting several times.
At this time, the prince who had just been born was still within the baby's breath, but for some reason, he had already sent the fish roe out of the palace.
The huge production consumption made Ji Nan's weak body no longer able to hold the usual disguise. Hearing that the king was about to arrive, Ji Nan unconsciously touched the dagger hidden under his body in advance.
When she was about to give birth and faint, she was forcibly poured into the decoction by King Qin's spell, and at this time, the poison in the decoction obviously began to play an effect on Yinan's weakened body after giving birth, and she could no longer hold on to her original state.
The queen's heart is down, ready to kill herself at any time.
"Wow-wow-wow-", the prince's childish cry pierced through the corridor.
Then, a series of hurried footsteps approached the palace little by little, and everyone shouted in unison: "Congratulations to the king—congratulations to the king—congratulations to the king—"
Under the advice of the queen mother, Yi Xin has been holding back his excitement and waiting anxiously in the Qiankun Palace. At this time, it was already after the birth of the baby, and Yi Xin finally waited for the moment when he could visit the mother and child.
At this time, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, three steps and two steps, and rushed to the Splendid Palace.
The only trace of blood on Ji Nan's handsome face also dissipated in an instant because of the imminent footsteps.
Pale she knew that her time of death had come.
"Nan'er, Lone has a noble son because of you. The sky really has eyes!"
Yi Xin looked at the little prince brought by the female officer, smiled and danced. At this time, he was not like a Great Zhou King who ruled the Nine Domains, but like a childish child.
He didn't go to pick up the little prince in the arms of the female official, but loved his wife with a heart, walked straight to the bedside of Xi Nan, and took Xi Nan's hand affectionately: "If you are alone, this life is really enough! ”
Ji Nan's nervous expression did not ease the slightest because of the king's sincere expression. At this moment, her face became even more pale and weak, and she wanted to speak, but she couldn't make a sound, and even her breathing became more rapid.
Yi Xin never got tired of looking at the weak queen in front of him, and he sat on the edge of Yinan's bed, and lovingly pulled the corner of the quilt for her.
Ji Nan tried his best to stop it with the last bit of strength, but he was no longer able to speak, let alone protect his body.
Seeing this, the female officer took the little prince and retreated first.
When Yi Xin saw Xi Nan's behavior, he became even more curious, what was the mystery under the tightly wrapped quilt that was worth covering up so much.
He glanced at Ji Nan with a playful smile, and then reached for the corner of the quilt again.
After a slight hesitation, Yi Xin suddenly lifted the quilt corner.
Under the quilt, the naked body covered was not the body of a woman, but the body of four legs and four hairy animals!
Thinking that he was dazzled with joy by the addition of a new son, Yi Xin continued to hold the quilt with one hand and rubbed his eyes with the other. Then, closing his eyes tightly, he tried to open them again, and yes, it was indeed the body of a sika deer under the covers.
The hand threw away the horns like an electric shock, and Yi Xin almost fainted.
He took his nerve and lifted the entire quilt again.
Mustering up his courage, Yi Xin looked again, and on this gorgeous and soft bed, except for the head or his most beloved queen, from the neck down, was completely the body of a sika deer.
"Huh-", Yi Xin spat blood, he turned his head, and couldn't bear to look at it anymore.
Just now, I was overjoyed by the birth of the little prince, but at this time, I found that the woman who gave birth to the prince for herself had become a "spirit" with a human head and a deer body for no reason. Such a huge gap makes Yi Xin attack his heart.
Without waiting for Yi Xin to come to his senses, Zhan Nan wiped the dagger out of his neck horizontally. Yi Xin came to his senses in an instant, he raised his hand like electricity, and with great force, the queen's arm fell weakly, "Dangchang-", the dagger fell to the ground.