Chapter 392: How Crooked Your Profession Is (Second Update)

Coming to the land of great terror again, Wang Mingming decisively got rid of the crowd and came to the broken bridge with a familiar car.

"When is the bright moon? I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace. I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the high place is unbearable. Dance to figure out the shadow, how it seems to be in the world?......"

This time, Wang Mingming stepped on the broken bridge, set up the TV, and began to shake his head and recite poetry.

The woman in the palace costume appeared again, this time, her eyes were full of fire and looked at Wang Mingming: "Wang Xiaoxiao, you still dare to come here." ”

"I don't see you for a day, and I think like crazy. Feng Fei soars, seeking the phoenix from all over the world, ......" Wang Mingming decisively moved the words that the fat man sang to Huang Ruoyan at the beginning.

The woman in the palace costume was even more angry, what do you mean, you dare to tease me?

Wang Mingming looked at the woman in the palace and sighed lightly: "I yearn for happiness and revenge, and a life that dominates the world, so I specially made a poem about this." ”

"Zhao Keman, Hu Ying, Wu Hook Shuang Xueming. The silver saddle shines on the white horse, like a shooting star. Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles. Brush off your clothes and go to hide deep with your name ......"

Wang Mingming said that Li Bai wouldn't say anything about what the owner gave, just read it!

The palace woman's eyes were even colder, she didn't care what kind of poet Wang Ming was, she really wanted to kill him, but unfortunately she couldn't get out!

I just like it, you are so angry that you are dead, but you can't kill me, Wang Mingming thought in his heart, and continued to read poetry.

The woman in the palace costume glanced at Wang Mingming coldly, turned around and left, she couldn't do it, she still left, out of sight and out of mind.

"Don't go. Wang Mingming hurriedly shouted.

The woman in the palace costume paused and looked at him coldly: "What else do you want to do? Elixir? I tell you, impossible!"

The elixir was planted by her hard work, and the one at the door was completely accidental, and she pinched it in her hand yesterday, and she originally wanted to use it herself, who knows, this pit is clear, and he will run away after catching it.

Wang Mingming sighed lightly, sat down at the door, and carefully took out a transparent bottle from his arms, which contained a pill that shone with a rich light.

"For you. Wang Mingming pushed the bottle into the attic.

"Give it to me?" the woman in the palace costume was stunned.

"Yes. Wang Mingming nodded, and said apologetically: "I'm really sorry, I took you two imperial elixirs yesterday, which is also my occupational disease, and I can't help but be excited when I see high-grade elixirs." ”

Occupational disease?

Are you a poet who likes elixir? Are you sure you're not kidding me?

The woman in the palace costume can't understand Wang Mingming's brain anymore, how crooked is your profession?

"Don't be confused, I also have a profession, an alchemist!" Wang Mingming said proudly, pointing to the bottle: "You can see for yourself, it is the Heaven and Earth Pill that you can refine with your two elixirs and the medicinal materials I collected, and you can understand the rules." ”

"Feeling the rules?" The woman in the palace costume looked at the medicine bottle that entered the attic, reached out her hand, and the medicine bottle flew into her hand in an instant, looked at Wang Mingming coldly, and turned to leave.

"Why did you run away? Are you still afraid that I will be poisoned?" Wang Mingming was puzzled, turned off the TV, and now that everyone is gone, there is no need to record it.

In the palace, the woman looked at the medicine bottle, opened the cap, and suddenly, there was a strong smell of medicine, and sneered: "I want to see, how to perceive the rules, as for the poison?

After speaking, he directly took the pill and began to refine the medicinal power, realizing the magic of this pill.

"She must have gone to refine the elixir, or would she go in and steal a few plants and run?" Wang Mingming thought in his heart, but still gave up.

Who knows how long the other party will have to refine that pill, if it is refined in an instant, he will be sent to death if he enters it.

In less than a moment, a flash of light flashed, and the woman in the palace costume appeared again, which made Wang Mingming very happy, but fortunately he didn't die.

"What kind of Heaven and Earth Pill is it, you refined it?" the woman in the palace costume looked at him coldly.

Wang Mingming hurriedly shook his head: "Although I am an alchemist, I don't have the ability to refine the Heaven and Earth Pill, which is the messenger of the alchemy god, that is, my master." ”

"The god of alchemy?" The woman in the palace costume was stunned for a moment, and then sneered: "Who dares to call himself a god, it is really arrogant and lawless. ”

Wang Mingming opened the creation record of the gods and looked at the woman in the palace with disdain: "It's normal that you don't know, after all, for a low-level warrior like you who lives in this deep mountain and old forest, the gods are too far away for you." ”

Low-level: Living in the deep mountains and old forests?

Why is this mouth so poisonous? Do you know what kind of cultivation I have? You are a little immortal martial artist, dare to be presumptuous in front of me?

And that book in your hand, Genesis of the Gods? What is this thing?

"The universe is vast, the starry sky is vast, there is a dead silence, the gods have a feeling, with infinite divine power, open up the heavens and the earth, and create a true virtual world......"

The universe is vast, and the starry sky is vast?

How does this kid know that the outside world is starry The woman in the palace costume was puzzled and continued to listen.

"Ridiculous, the True Void Realm was created by the gods?" the woman sneered and said disdainfully: "If you spread this, you are not afraid of making people laugh off their big teeth." ”

Wang Mingming ignored her and continued: "Nuwa Niangniang, feeling that the world is empty, so she made people from the soil, and the demon gods created the demon clan. ”

"Shut up, it's nonsense. The woman in the palace costume said angrily: "It's messy and distorts history." ”

"Then you say, how did the first person and the first demon in heaven and earth come about?" Wang Mingming asked rhetorically.

The palace dress woman is stagnant, how do I know how it came, and I didn't create it!

"Forget it, let's not discuss this issue, let's listen to the song. Wang Mingming looked at the TV, and under the puzzled gaze of the woman in the palace costume, turned on the TV, Qin Xi and Xiao Yun'er appeared, and said with a sad face: "This is my favorite song, I hope you like it too." ”

"When the wind and snow carved my monument, you can understand who I am for, and the flashback within the reach of the chaotic gaze is like an arrow that is difficult to chase...... I use my life as a bargaining chip to bet on the truth or falsehood of love in the world......"

The woman in the palace costume was stunned, looking at Wang Mingming with a sad face, and couldn't help but fall into the memories of the past.

"I use my life as a bargaining chip to bet on the truth or falsehood of love in the world...... Life, love, true or false!" The stunning face of the woman in the palace costume was distorted, and her eyes were glowing with coldness: "Yes, it's true, it's really fake!"

Didn't this emperor get dumped in the first place?

Wang Mingming's heart is happy, this is the pain point that the owner said? So which poem should be used?

"Endless lovesickness, blood and tears throw red beans, can't finish the spring willows and spring flowers full of painting buildings, can't sleep unsteadily, after the wind and rain at dusk, I can't forget the new sorrow and the old sorrow......"

"Enough!" the woman in the palace costume shouted categorically, interrupting Wang Mingming's pretend.

Wang Mingming was startled, poking at people's pain points, would it make people so angry? Owner, what method are you teaching, will she rush out and kill me?

The woman in the palace costume looked at Wang Mingming, did not speak, and was silent.

Wang Mingming sighed, the sadness on his face disappeared, and was replaced by a cold face: "May there be lovers in the world, and it will not be good!"

Well, I originally wanted to say that I hope that all lovers in the world are brothers and sisters, but this sentence is obviously more appropriate.

"You ......" the woman in the palace costume glared at him, but she didn't know what to say for a while.