Chapter 13: The Tomb of the Ancient Emperors (2)
Dark shadows, big, bigger.
Iron Man's eyes lit up: Alarm, alarm! There are dangerous factors within a hundred meters of the vicinity, please activate the first-level defense mode!
"Turn on Level 1 Defense Mode!"
"Defense Mode is on!"
......
"Damn, what the hell?"
When Huo Yi saw it, his eyes were almost frightened off, and his tongue was hard in shock. He had never caught a cold, and at this time he sneezed five or six times in a row.
"I'm Tamaali, Baba...... Anaconda scourge?"
A blue tail swept out of the water like a motorcycle, and then disappeared into the water.
While they were panicking, a stone monument was erected at the end of the bridge with the words "Death" written on it.
There is a nine-square grid under the stele, which reads: one, two, three, four, wu, lu, qi, 捌, jiu.
"I understand, this bridge is a person's life, from birth to death, life can only move forward, not backward! If I guessed correctly, we will definitely die here if we retreat now! Yingzheng, Yingzheng, you are playing a game with yourself!"
"Brothers, listen! Only forward! No backwards! Open the door of death in the door of life!"
"It's impossible to retreat, it's impossible to retreat in this life!"
The three brothers, fists and cheers, eyebrows and flirts.
"Oh no! There's something in the whole world, and... And it's too many to count!" Xiang Xiaoyu was shocked by the underwater black pressure, as if he saw the soul of the dead who was killed by Qin Shi Huang back then.
"Obscene development, don't wave! Steady, we can win!"
The three brothers were back to back, in a good fighting posture, and looking at the posture was to prepare to fight a set of military physical boxing.
They have two layers of Iron Man outside, giving them a huge sense of security.
At the critical moment, a strange click sound came from nowhere.
"Hanko, what are you eating?"
"I'm sorry, I'm a little hungry~. Little master, do you want a bag too?"
"I'll go, you're such a little pervert! I still have two kisses here, which are more compatible with crispy noodles!"
"Is it time to eat? The terrifying atmosphere that I finally created is gone, I have a ham sausage here for you, and I will fight with some force later!"
"It's so satisfying!"
The python came up, wrapped itself around the sycamore jade tree, and spat out black letters. The python has blue scales all over its body, and its armor is generally wrapped around its body. The length is nearly 100 meters, as thick as the mouth of a basin, and the size of a python head is comparable to a chariot.
The blue python tightly wrapped itself around the sycamore jade tree, looking at the group of outsiders with hostile eyes, like two ghost fires issuing a threatening order.
Every muscle of the blue python twitched wildly under the skin like a chain, and it seemed that it was not lightly angry.
"What is it doing, tickling?" said Genghis Han, in a low voice.
"Shhhh
They held their breath and waited for the monsters from all sides to come and fight to the death.
Suddenly, it uprooted the sycamore jade tree and threw it at them fiercely.
"Damn!
Xiang Xiaoyu immediately caught the two phoenix eggs that fell from the tree and put them on the ground, but they were really big, I don't know what else was in them, they were quite heavy.
"Shield Defense!"
Iron Man immediately came to activate his shield to resist the heavy blow, and the tree fell to the ground with a last crisp sound, the most beautiful swan song I have ever heard.
"Iron Man, do it for me!"
"I'm sorry, the order is invalid, it has sensitive words, please check and re-order!"
"Your uncle!"
"You're an uncle, the second time with sensitive words, please be polite to me, I also have a temper!" All Iron Man's eyes turned red, and he was menacing.
"Uh, sorry, sorry, please activate the first attack mode!"
Iron Man gathered together to stack Arhats, a total of four floors, five on each floor, to build a copper wall and iron wall.
"Fire!...... No, hurry!"
Iron Man has two Vulcan machine guns on his shoulders, six barrels, and can fire more than 3,000 rounds per minute.
Dada......
Blaze blue!
Dingdingding......
The bullet hit the scales of the blue python and suddenly lost its speed and inertia, and it shriveled and landed vertically in the water, like swallowing melon seeds.
"What the hell! Is this python raised by Cheng right or wrong in "The First in the World"?"
"Brother Yu, what are you talking nonsense, didn't this thing be raised by Qin Shi Huang?"
"I ...... I don't remember raising it. But this is really like the trick of right and wrong, King Kong is not bad, and it is invulnerable!"
"I'll you Pipsquee!"
A bag of kissed mouths drew a beautiful arc in the air and smoothly entered the mouth of the blue python.
"Hanko, marksman!"
At this moment, Genghis Han had a high fever again, and his face was full of fire.
"Please call me James Hanko, the MVP of the NBA All-Star Game is me!"
Genghis swayed from side to side, making Bolt's signature gesture of finishing the race.
"Roar~"
After a bag of kisses burned the lower abdomen, the blue python was going crazy, and the black letter licked his lips back and forth, making a swishing sound, looking more greedy than a dog.
"Oops, it's addictive!"
"Fire up!
Iron Man changed his formation and besieged the city twice, ten in each circle.
Bang!
The blue python immediately coiled into a ball, like a huge target.
Continue to open the immunity, and the laser cannon is still ineffective.
In the blink of an eye, the blue python dived underwater, and if it suddenly rushed up from a certain direction, it would definitely be caught off guard.
"Track the torpedo!"
Whoosh! Whoosh!
Dozens of torpedoes burrowed under the water and fought to catch up.
Suddenly, the blue python rolled up a huge whirlpool in the water, the current was faster than the torpedo, and the turbulent current changed the trajectory of the torpedo, forcing the torpedoes to collide and explode in the whirlpool.
"What is this?"
"Uncle, I'm so angry!"
"Looks like we're going to have a trick!"
"Wow, Brother Yu is so powerful, what kind of trick?"
"Fishing in troubled water!"
Welcome to the Qinhuang Mausoleum Diving Competition, the contestant Iron Man is invited to enter, and the judges are the three Jiangdong brothers.
At the sound of an order, the group entered the water.
10, 10, 10!
"Brother Yu, they won't rust, right?"
"No, it's all made of stainless steel......
Iron Man is made of special metals, not afraid of high and low temperatures, waterproof, anti-electric and anti-pervert, super hardness, and extremely low density. The stainless steel in Xiang Xiaoyu's mouth doesn't understand anything at all!
"Brother Yu, the series of orders just now is so majestic, how do you know that Iron Man has so many functions?"
"How do I know, it's all nonsense, which can only show its strength!"
"I'm up~"
Iron Man competes with the blue python underwater, cross-shuttle, extremely fast, leaving a trail image in the water, connected like a high-speed fishing net.
The blue python is mainly on the run, and from time to time he whips the Iron Man who is about to catch up with him with his tail.
"The pond is full of water, and the rain has stopped......! Big brother, okay, let's go catch loaches!"
Genghis Sihan is sick again, dancing on the white marble bridge, dancing out of my life!
"Torpedoes, machine guns, rocket artillery...... All weapons are activated, blast it to death!"
Hundreds of bullets flew together, densely packed.
The blue python wriggled its massive abs, and a carp thrashed out of the water, landing behind the Iron Legion, and then unleashing a large maelstrom.
"Run!"
Iron Man activates his super flight speed, and his ass breathes fire, rushing out of the water.
The blue python popped out of the water again, opening its bloody jaw, revealing its sharp fangs.
"Red alert, red alert, point of destruction detected in the leg!"
After this mouthful, five or six Iron Men all became one-legged heroes, lost their balance, and crashed on the white marble bridge.
“What!”
Inexplicably, those uninjured Iron Man also fell on the bridge deck, automatically turned off the attack mode, and was basically in a flame-out state.
"Big brothers, hey, you can't get off work at this time!" Looking at the Iron Man lying on the bridge and twitching, Xiang Xiaoyu was completely panicked.
"System interference, system interference ......"
Iron Man's signal comes from a satellite launched in the air by Jiangdong Da - "Guanyin", and the water in the Jinhe River has a substance that interferes with the signal, which can bounce back to the command sent by the satellite, similar to the principle of a stealth plane.
An Iron Man's leg was stuck across the blue python's giant teeth, and he couldn't get it off.
The blue python is very anxious, and it is estimated that he also has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and his head keeps hitting the bottom of the water, so he has to remove his legs from his teeth, setting off a thousand waves.
"Brother Yu, what now?"
"Don't worry, I'll think about ......"
Genghis Sihan was still singing and dancing on the side, looking relaxed and indifferent.
"Hanzi, can you stop jumping, I'm dizzy!"
"Hmph, cold-blooded animal!"
Xiang Xiaoyu shuddered, and a flash of spiritual light flashed through his head.
"Dance!"
"Dancing?"
"Yes, have you ever heard of snake dance?"
"I see, snakes dance when they hear music!"
"! The snake is almost inaudible, do you see it has ears? The snake crawls on the ground, and through the ground it transmits sound to its ear bones. ”
"Brother Yu is angry, I understand so much!"
"Don't talk nonsense, it'll deal with us when it takes its legs off!"
Xiang Xiaoyu and they pressed Iron Man's visual imitation switch, so that Iron Man would follow them and do the same action.
“《Billie Jean》!”
Sanbu Jiang played music for Mate+, Iron Man followed behind the three brothers, Xiang Xiaoyu led the dance, and the four rows and five columns danced Michael Jackson's mechanical dance.
Sure enough, the blue python was attracted and swayed from side to side with the rhythm of their steps, Xinzi swallowed, his head turned up and down, and his tail wagged more happily than a spring.
"Space walk!"
Move times, move times!
Xiang Xiaoyu slid on the spot, slowly turned to the blue python, put his left hand on his right arm, raised his right arm to 45 degrees, aimed at the blue python's open mouth, and pulled down from the joint, and the iron man behind him also imitated, and the cannonball flew out.
Although Iron Man can't recognize commands, his weapons still have switches, and one of them is on his arm.
Bang!
Flesh and blood flew everywhere, the internal organs burst, the scales fell all over the sky, and blue snowflakes fell.
"Oh yes!
Just as they were rejoicing, the body of the blue python was instantly dragged to the bottom of the water.
"And ......"
"Not good!"
A purple crocodile, unexpectedly, swam underwater for a long time, took the opportunity to pounce on the water, and swallowed two Iron Man in one gulp.
It's too bad, this purple crocodile is bigger than the blue python, and its strength is also a few streets away from the blue python, and the old thick skin on the body is extremely hard at first glance, which is enough for them to be hot for a while.
Monsters from all over the world also crawled out one after another, slowly approaching them.