The most important thing about being a skeleton is to forget that you have a face!

It's okay to be rejected, and in Xia Ye's expectations, he didn't expect the other party to agree as soon as he opened his mouth.

Lisa is also one of the Seven Sages, and she also has a face. Even the sage who stalked and shook the night was shameless for the continuation of the race.

How to convince Lisa to be shameless in his pajamas (crossed out) is what he should do.

"Sister, you drink!" Xia Ye respectfully poured wine for Lisa, glass after glass.

Lisa also accepted all the orders, and she was "not drunk in a thousand glasses" in terms of the amount of wine, and she was not afraid of Xia Ye's tricks.

"Sister, give you a beating on the back!"

Xia Ye walked behind Lisa, stepped on the sleeping Xiaobai, clenched his hands into fists, and beat Lisa's back one by one, his skills were more professional than those professional technicians.

Lisa squinted, took a sip of wine, and happily enjoyed the service of Xia Ye, which was delicious.

"Sister, are you performing?" Seeing Lisa enter the state, Xia Ye quietly began to routine.

As a sage with a face, it is also necessary to keep his promises. No matter what the case may be, as long as Lisa agrees, then she can't get rid of it.

"Don't go, get out! Ask again!" Lisa guarded against him, and came up with the quality of the three.

Xia Ye is not discouraged, if one move doesn't work, he will change another move, as long as he is shameless, he can always make his opponent shameless!

"Sister, do you have any dreams?"

Since the method of surprise and deception does not work, then use the method of deception to its liking.

Lisa glanced at Xia Ye and said lightly: "Yes, I dream of world peace, and I dream that there will be no ugliness in the world." ”

Xia Ye has a black line, girl, why don't you go to heaven! There is no ugliness in the world, this is something that even God can't do.

"Ahem, do you have anything you want, old lady?"

Lisa raised her eyebrows, thinking of the true god behind Xia Ye, her eyes flashed and said, "I want my mother to give me a brother who dotes on me." ”

I'm afraid that this sage hasn't lived too long and his brain is moldy!

The World Tree can give birth to a child Xia Ye is known, but he doesn't know if he can give birth to a boy, as for traveling through time and space to give birth to a brother to Lisa, then Xia Ye can only say: The concubine can't do it!

Concubine, emm, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

"Sister, what do you think of me? I won the title of a good brother in the demon world for three times.,Perfect personality.,Can sing and dance and tell stories.,Accompany you to eat and drink.。。 Sleep without accompaniment, you deserve it!" Playing the family card, a good choice.

Lisa struck unceremoniously: "Too young, too ugly。。! What I want is a brother who is flesh and blood and holds me warmly. ”

Xia Ye suddenly felt like ten thousand arrows piercing his heart, and Ya turned out to be an orthopedic patient.

"Come on, let's talk about world peace. I thought about it for a while, you see, if you attend my party, the whole world will pay attention, maybe you will become popular as soon as you come on stage! The whole world will become your meal, and when you open your mouth, there will be world peace! So, sister, go and conquer the world!"

Flicker, flicker, flicker.

Lisa was unmoved: "You are the biggest cancer that destroys peace!"

“......”

Whether you can play happily or not, this is not to be discussed.

Xia Ye tried her best to say that Lisa just didn't get in the oil and salt, no matter what trick method was used, Lisa, who had lived for 10,000 years, had already become a sperm, and she could see through Xia Ye's routine at a glance.

Xia Ye sighed, turned around and put his hands behind his back, his back was a little gloomy.

"I'm going to buy some oranges and come back, you stay here and don't move. ”

Lisa: "... ”

I always feel like I've been taken advantage of.

Lisa drank all the wine in the glass, smacked her lips and said, "Actually, it's not that there is nothing to talk about. ”

Hearing this, a strange light flashed in Xia Ye's eye frame, and he instantly appeared behind Lisa, pinching her shoulders and beating her back.

"Sister, how can you talk about it? as long as you open your mouth, you will not hesitate!"

"Don't be so troublesome, as long as you can find ten top-notch wines that I haven't drunk in ten days, I will promise you to show up at your party, just show your face, so that what you say will not be broken into your word. The corners of Lisa's mouth rose slightly, and she made her request.

Xia Ye scratched his skull, this request sounds simple, but if you think about it, it's super difficult!

Think about Lisa's age, think about who she is. An elven sage who has lived for 10,000 years! It is a miracle that the elven race has an average lifespan of 2,000 years, and the whole is a living fossil! When I was young, I was an elf queen for two days, and I was a queen for two days, and I heard that it was for drinking.

This identity, this status, this age, not to mention ten kinds of wine that he has not drunk on the mainland, it is difficult to find one. Top wine, not the kind of water that is sold with a different name, rotten street stuff.

But there is finally a breakthrough, first promise to talk, and then find a way to find wine.

"Sister, don't worry, I'll find it for you!"

Xia Ye has already decided, if he really can't find it, he will find a way to rely on it.

Walking out of the Elven Forest, Xia Ye was thinking all the way, where to find it, how to find it, those well-known wines definitely don't need to be thought about, it is impossible for an alcoholic like Lisa not to drink it.

So where do I go to find it? Demon Realm? If the group of zero-IQ guys in the Demon Realm know how to make wine, they will be gods, and there are only two kinds of natural wine in the Demon Realm, so remember them first.

"Is it really okay for you to cheat on the little girl here? You can't do the task yet! A few grumpy old guys are ready to kill this world and come and beat you!"

Little girl, Xia Ye didn't react for a moment, thinking about it carefully, it should be Lisa, 10,000 years sounds like a long time, but in front of the true god with an endless lifespan, it is estimated that it will be the time to take a nap.

"Didn't you sleep! Why did you come out again, quickly change your clone. "It's going to be with Xia Ye, don't think about it, it's definitely the deity.

"I want to sleep, a few old guys are blocking my door! Threatening to beat me up first and then come and beat you! Can you still do your mission?"

Xia Ye is very generous, girl, doing a task has to bear the risk of being beaten by a group of gods, and it is not a limited-time task.

"Isn't it being done now? "In order not to get beaten up, let's explain it first. As for whether the bird god will be beaten or not, well, beaten! beaten to death!

"You see, a war has brought everyone's eyes here, and of course such a great opportunity should be taken advantage of. I'm going to have a huge party and bring in a few well-known beauties from the mainland. While preaching the Demon Realm, while giving them the impression that the people of the Demon Realm can get along, as long as the party is successful, then the task is equivalent to completing more than half of it! This is called the Idol Fooling Method. ”

Bird God: "... ”

He made so much sense that I couldn't argue with it.