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The first tornado wanderer

Chapter 1: The Great Hunt

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It was so dark that I couldn't see the sun, but I could tell it was evening.

Outside the city lies a large barren forest, and the leaves of the trees have long since fallen.

On a path in the forest, more than a dozen men in black galloped against the wind and snow. The horse's hooves flew over, and the snowflakes splashed high, like chicken feathers on the ground. The sound of horses' hooves like dense rain shattered the silence in the forest, but it could not break the loneliness between heaven and earth.

The snow will stop, but the wind will not stop.

A thin layer of snow fell on these black-clothed people, and the silk silk on the hilt of the sword fluttered in the wind and snow, obviously they were all Jianghu people with martial arts.

At first, he was a middle-aged man with a long beard like lacquer and a face like a heavy jujube, wrapped in a yellow cloth more than a foot long, with a dignified complexion, and galloped wildly.

In this icy and snowy land, these people are in such a hurry, could it be that there are 100,000 urgent things?

Suddenly, the horse neighed sadly, knelt on its front legs, and kept whispering, no matter how the people on the horse urged it, it did not get up again, apparently due to lack of strength and prostration. For a moment, it foamed at the mouth, its limbs twitched, and it stopped moving.

The man rolled over and dismounted, and stumbled as he stepped on the ground. When I lifted my trouser leg, I saw that a red bump the size of a quail egg had swollen at the ankle.

"Fuck!" he had just raised his head when a mournful voice came from behind him.

Soon, a thin-faced man came over and said, "Boss Mi, we have been driving day and night for three days, and everyone is tired, no wonder these horses can't stand it, but now there are no mounts, what should we do?"

"Let's rest on the spot, everyone!" Milder sighed and sat down on the snow.

Thin Face hurriedly took out a fire fold and lit a cigarette pouch for him, and said, "Boss, there is snow on the ground, and it is very uncomfortable if your underwear is wet!"

Boss Mi spit out a smoke ring and said leisurely: "I've been wearing these underwear for more than half a year, and I'll have to wash them sooner or later, what are you afraid of!"

The thin face nodded again and again: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, the boss is prescient, and the younger brother admires it so much." ”

"Six-body problem?" Boss Mi looked stunned.

Thin face rubbed his hands and said: "The little brother's left hand has six fingers, one more than ordinary people, and it looks very unkind to talk about the five bodies to the ground." ”

"That's right. Boss Mi raised his hand and pointed, "Guys, the way home is ahead, and we must go back to the city before dark." He straightened up, patted the snowflakes on his knees, and said, "It's not too early, let's go." ”

The thin face smashed his mouth and said: "There are only a few dozen miles of land, there should be nothing to do, why should we come in a hurry and go in a hurry?"

Boss Mi took a deep breath of cigarette, coughed twice, obviously choked by the smoke, and said: "This thing is rare and valuable, and there are really many people with hot eyes. I didn't travel to the pool along the way, just because there are our branches on this line. It's a wilderness and a miasma of smoke here, so there's no guarantee that nothing will happen, so you have to go back to the city as soon as possible!"

These people have nothing on them except the long swords they wear, where do they come from?

Could it be that their "treasure" is the package on Boss Mi's back? This yellow cloth package is so narrow, what can be in it?

The thin face smiled slightly: "It's not that the little brother is arrogant, our 'Happy Eighteen Swords' join forces, even if we are not invincible in the world, there will be few opponents, who dares to come to fight the idea of this thing?"

"You've been walking the rivers and lakes for ten years, haven't you?" asked Boss Mi indifferently.

"It's been nine years and three hundred and sixty-two days, and the boss asks what is this?"

"The rivers and lakes are dangerous, you have to be careful when sailing, Brother Lu doesn't even understand this bit of common sense? No matter how high your martial arts are, can you be higher than the city lord? The rivers and lakes are so big, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, the city lord is so strong, but he is not invincible in the world!"

"It's a good word, but it's ......"

Boss Mi broke off: "Am I the boss, or are you the boss?"

"You are, you say yes. However, since yesterday morning, the water and rice have not entered, and the little brother has long been rumbling in his stomach. These horses are not alive anyway, so why don't we have a full meal and have the strength to hurry. ”

The dozen or so men in black immediately chimed in.

Boss Mi's face sank: "Xiao Lu, you don't speak in tune! Yesterday evening, you drank a few sips of sweet cold water in the small river where people drink cows, donkeys and wash clothes in that gourd single village, how can you say that the water and rice have not entered!"

"Boss, I really ......"

Boss Mi waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's do it." As soon as the words fell, the men in black immediately took action - some gathered firewood, some made fires, some sharpened knives, some plucked hair, some peeled flesh, and some watched the excitement.

After a while, a burst of aroma came from the fire.

The thin face smiled: "Boss, you are so generous, I can't be too stingy." After paying your salary, I invite you to go to the eight-star Taibai Ju in Hangzhou City for a big meal. Why don't we eat anything else, just stir-fried pickle strips and sautéed shredded potatoes?"

Boss Mi sneered, turned his head, and said in a low voice: "Just your little salary, cut, it's really wishful thinking!"

After a while, the thin face swallowed salivation, sniffed vigorously, then tore off a half-baked horse leg, held it and handed it to Boss Mi, and said with a shy face: "Boss, how about you taste this horse meat first." ”

Boss Mi glanced at him, and said angrily: "I haven't eaten yet, how can you let me answer!" As soon as the words were finished, he heard a person: "It's so fragrant! It seems that we came at the right time." ”

This man's voice is very peculiar, and when he says the first sentence, he seems to be in front of him, and when he says the last sentence, he seems to be in a very distant place. The voice was intermittent, weak, and extremely plain, without the slightest human flavor, and it sounded so vague that it did not seem to come from the population.

The thin face glanced behind Boss Mi, and when he got a scream, the horse's legs couldn't hold it and fell to the ground. The look in his eyes was terrified, as if he had seen a life-reaper in hell.

Boss Mi was frightened by his gaze, turned around and looked back, and his face changed drastically.

There were two people standing more than ten feet away, two black and one white, wearing pointed hats and with withered faces, each holding a black mourning stick, looking like the black and white impermanence of the underworld.

These black-clothed people are all good hands on the rivers and lakes, although they sit in front of the fire to barbecue meat, they still watch and listen to all directions, but when this "black and white impermanence" comes, they are not aware of it, and they can't help but feel a shock in their hearts.

The two men, one black and one white, stood there, their bodies still shaking slightly, as if their feet were not touching the ground.

Suddenly, everyone felt that there was a flower in front of them, and the two of them were a few feet closer. They are silent under their feet, and their bodies are like ghosts, is it really the impermanence of hell? But how can there be ghosts in the world?

Boss Mi settled down and hugged his fists: "I have heard the name of the black and white envoy of Taiping Valley for a long time, and when I see it today, it is really extraordinary, I don't know what advice I have?"

Taiping Valley? Will there be a peaceful place in the rivers and lakes of swords and swords? Is there peace in this Taiping Valley?

In fact, Taiping Valley is just a refuge for the Jianghu people. Most of the people who come here are desperate martial arts people, but there are also many vicious people, so the dragons and snakes in the valley are mixed, and it is difficult to determine good and evil.

In recent years, an organization has formed in the Taiping Valley, an extremely secretive, murderous and evil organization.

At this time, the Taiping Valley was really not peaceful - adultery, plunder, murder, and all kinds of evil.

In recent years, more than a dozen small sects have been tragically wiped out. The ruthlessness of his actions, the cruelty of his methods, and the obscenity of his actions have reached the point of outrageousness. When it comes to it, everyone in the rivers and lakes talks about the tiger's color change, and calls it "Ghost Valley" behind their backs.

However, they came and went without a trace, and they were elusive. In the rivers and lakes, no one knows where its main altar is located, and no one has seen the face of its valley master.

From the valley lord down, there are three great venerables, judges, impermanence, and pawns, and their positions and martial arts are also arranged in this way - the higher the rank, the higher the position, the stronger the martial arts. This "black and white impermanence" can be regarded as two good brushes in the organization, and the kung fu is very set.

At this time, Bai Wuchang smiled slightly: "We are known as black and white impermanence, don't Boss Mi still understand the responsibilities of my brothers?"

Boss Mi coughed dryly and said: "We have always had no complaints about the river water in the past, and there is no grudge in the past, and there is no hatred in the near future, somehow alarmed the two messengers, please make it clear!"

Bai Wuchang smiled: "Haven't you heard the phrase 'the husband is not guilty, but he is guilty'? Our valley lord has been fond of the 'Golden Jade Phoenix' for a long time, and he can't sleep at night, and he still hopes that Boss Mi will give him love, and I am grateful." ”

"Golden Jade Phoenix?" said Boss Mi in surprise, "Could it be that the two of you think that you have this magnificent treasure in your possession? If this is the case, I am afraid that you have died at least eight times in Xia, what a joke!"

"Jokes?" Bai Wuchang snorted coldly, "If we don't inquire about the whereabouts of the 'Golden Jade Phoenix', how dare we easily disturb you!"

Boss Mi laughed dryly: "I want to hear about it." ”

"The Golden Sword Alliance got this treasure from nowhere, but it also caused death. Long Zhentian killed the murderer for him, and the 'Seven Sections of Deadly Whip' Buxiang. This step-by-step fatal whip ranked sixth in the "Weapon Spectrum", and he also won the Tanhua in "Come on! Good Boy", his martial arts are really unfathomable, and only your city lord's 'Killer Sword' can deal with it in this Jiangnan. He ......"

"That's what he did!" Boss Mi grinned and couldn't help but say, "Our city lord is so good, I support him!"

"Listen to me first!" Bai Wuchang's face sank, "The young head of the Golden Sword League is grateful for this great kindness, and wants to belong to your Happy City and lean against the big tree to enjoy the shade, he also knows that this 'Golden Jade Phoenix' is in his hands, and he will die sooner or later, so he will give this hot potato to ......"

"To our city lord?"

"Not bad. Bai Wuchang said, "And the one who receives and escorts this 'Golden Jade Phoenix' is your 'Eighteen Swords of Joy', so ......"

"So as soon as you valley lord got the news, he sent you two over to rob him?"

"Exactly. Bai Wuchang sneered, "We destroyed your seven altars along the way, but I didn't expect that your footsteps were really not slow, and you actually escaped here!"

"It's over, the truth is revealed!" Boss Mi sighed and said to himself, "It looks like we're going to die here!"

"Who said you would die?" he smiled, thinking that Bai Wuchang was very deaf, "You have at least two paths to choose from. ”

"Which two roads?" said Miscellaneous.

Hei Wuchang, who had never spoken, suddenly said coldly: "Leave the 'Golden Jade Phoenix', the envoy should have left your life, and the second way, you take the 'Golden Jade Phoenix' to Shun Taiping Valley." ”

"Hmm...... Very good. ”

"Do you think so?" asked Bai Wuchang.

"It's ok. Boss Mickey scratched the back of his head, "Thinking about it, I want to choose a third way." ”

"Damn!" Bai Wuchang clenched his yellowed teeth, "No kidding, there's a third way?"

"Yes. Boss Mi said without going through the dust, "I will neither hand over the 'Golden Jade Phoenix', nor submit to you cave demons, but will leave." ”

"Leave?" Bai Wuchang's face changed, "Where are you going?"

"Go home. As the saying goes, wives and children are hot on the kang and wandering outside, which makes people feel homesick!"

"Fart!" Bai Wuchang was furious, "Mi Ruyin, you don't eat and drink in the toast, are you really impatient?"

"Definitely. "I am a positive, optimistic, cheerful and lively person, full of yearning for a new life, family harmony, neighborhood harmony, a prosperous life, and a regular nightlife, so ......"

"Do you really want to die?" Bai Wuchang looked surprised.

"Happy Eighteen Swords is not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, let alone an incompetent person, just the two of you, you two may not be our opponents, right?"

Bai Wuchang was silent, but his eyes were rolling vigorously, obviously thinking about countermeasures.

"Yes, that's right. But what if you add me?" suddenly sounded a vigorous voice.

A black-faced man wearing a black gauze hat, a tiger official robe, and soap-soled official boots suddenly arrived a few feet away.

This person seems to have come out of the flats, and his light merits are so high that he can frighten people's bitter courage.

The thin face muttered, "Why did you even come to sing?"

Mi Ruyin's pupils tightened, and she lost her voice: "Could it be that Your Excellency is the legendary and majestic judge of life and death?"

"Mi Daxia really has bright eyes, and he actually knows this judgment, hehehaha. ”

The person who came laughed shamelessly, very presumptuously, and very proudly, like a hungry dog snatching a stall of steaming. He laughed so happily, but the "Eighteen Swords of Joy" were all horrified.

This judge of life and death is the only judge in Taiping Valley, ranking before impermanence, and his martial arts are extremely high. His kung fu is particularly good, he once single-handedly killed an eighteen-year-old fire-burning maid who knew martial arts with only a pair of meat palms in Henan Peng's Five Tigers Broken Door Knife, and he can be regarded as a first-class master.

"Although we have a slight reputation, we really didn't expect to alarm the judge of life and death, which is really ...... Fuck it off!" Boss Rice said and sighed.

"Mr. Mi is too modest, you can do it. The judge of life and death said, "This judge wants to give you another chance, how will you choose?"

Boss Mi pondered for a long time and said, "Comrade, I have already said that I want to take the third way, do you understand?"

"Who do you call comrade!" The life and death judge's face sank, "Who is comrade with you?"

"Is this guy sick in the brain?" Mi Ruyin was stunned and turned his head to look at the thin face beside him.

"He's not sick in the brain, he's cerebral palsy!" said thin-faced.

"You can't be confused, you are on a road of no return, repent!" said the judge of life and death eagerly.

Mi Ruyin smiled miserably: "Don't talk nonsense, let's do it!"

The judge of life and death suddenly had a look of difficulty in making a choice.

"Don't hesitate!" After waiting for a while, Mi Ruyin shouted, "Just say that you don't practice fake tricks, it's a mule or a dog, take it out for a walk." I have made up my mind, come on, let the donkey go...... Let the horses come, I'm not afraid of you!"

The judge of life and death suddenly laughed nervously, and said, "It's not that my brother said you, you think too highly of yourself, so let's be honest and wait for leniency!"

Mi Ruyin said hysterically: "I just want to sit through the prison, and if you have the ability, you will beat me to death." Come on, kill me, you come and beat me!"

The judge of life and death looked helpless: "Let me say what are you good at, you can't fight it, you are really fucking cheap!"

Mi Ruyin said angrily: "Okay, a fight is a fight, you bastard are not allowed to scold, ha." ”

The judge of life and death suddenly grinned, revealing a few mutilated big yellow teeth: "How do you know that if you don't hand over the 'Golden Jade Phoenix', we won't get it?"

"I know what to do. Miruin said.

"What do you count?" asked the judge of life and death.

"It's a rare treasure, but it's not steel. I threw it to the ground, thinking that it would break. This shattered 'Golden Jade Phoenix' is not a treasure, is it?"

"You dare?" the life and death judge's face changed suddenly, "You don't dare!"

Mi Ruyin laughed: "My hand is on my wrist, why don't I dare? Why don't I dare? If you don't believe it, just try, you see if I dare, hum!"

"Why are you still playing with a child's temper! Think about it again, not for your wife and children, but also for the two of us. Well, if you're willing to submit, I'll give you a new set of brokeback shirts, and you're happy to do it, hehe. ”

Mi Ruyin rolled her eyes and said softly: "Hey, hey, your big queen, do you know that you are quite inferior? If you say that again, I'll fucking slap you a bastard." If you have the ability, you will get out!"

Thin face was stunned: "Boss, you let him get out?" Mi Ruyin smiled: "I'm sorry, I mean let him go, let him die." ”

"Yes. Thin Face nodded, "If he doesn't leave, we'll have to get out of here, and we'll have to die!"

At this time, the judge of life and death gritted his teeth violently, grunted, and swallowed his saliva: "Lao Mi, if you speak disrespectfully like this again, I will really be angry!"

"Boss," Hei Wuchang suddenly walked over and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't nag, even I, a half-dumb person, can't stand you anymore, please hurry up and start the blame, I'm still waiting to fight the boss!"

The judge of life and death nodded, lifted his pants, and said, "It's useless to talk more, it seems that war is inevitable, guys rape!"

Hei Wuchang was stunned for a moment, and asked blankly, "Who dares to rape us?"

The judge of life and death said angrily: "You...... I mean, robbery, are your ears dumb too?"

"Robbery?" "Black Impermanence grinned, "I'd better take this bite, it's finally my turn, haha." With that, he stretched and raised the mourning stick in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a dead silence all around, a death-like silence, and the air was invisibly flooded with "sand chicken".

(Note: This is a clerical error by the author, please forgive the Fang family, "sand chicken" should be written as "killing machine".) By the way, to be continued. ）