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Chapter 21: The East Chamber

Yue was curious to get the smoke, but found that this was not a village or town, but a large-scale temple, with five big characters carved on the lintel - authentic nunnery. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Nunnery also has authentic and inauthentic nunnery? Alas, it's getting late, and I can't manage so much. With a thought, he stepped forward and tapped on the deadbolt.

There was a "squeak", and a young nun appeared at the door opening.

When this nun saw Yue's curiosity, she said "Huh": "Why do you comrade look like this, are you flat-headed, or hairy?"

Yue curious has just grown ballast since he lost his hair. He didn't know how to answer for a while, but he heard the nun say, "I know, you're a monk, aren't you?"

Yue was curious and then clasped his hands together and pronounced a Buddha name: "Lao Qu is a monk who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, passing by the treasure temple, it is getting late, and he hopes that the female benefactor will sleep with him for a night." ”

"Sleeping together?" the nun glared, "You think this is a brothel?"

Yue was curious and hurriedly said, "Girl, you misunderstood. As soon as the words fell, I heard a person shouting in a sharp voice: "What a bold man, who said that this is a brothel, who dares to say it?!"

In the blink of an eye, a middle-aged woman approached, but she was not dressed as a nun.

The little nun raised her hand and said, "Mother Wu, this gentleman said that we are here in a brothel!"

Yue was curious and hurriedly said, "Eldest sister, I'm just here to spend the night, and I have no other intentions." ”

"Staying overnight?" Wu Ma muttered, "There are no such rules here." Besides, we are all daughters' families here, and it's very inconvenient for you to live here as a big man, so I think it's better to ......."

Yue smiled curiously: "Isn't it just a nightstay, what's inconvenient about this?"

Mother Wu said: "Our people here are good at sleeping naked, in case you bump into you when you get up at night to urinate, wouldn't it be springy?"

Yue smiled curiously: "There's nothing to be embarrassed about, as the saying goes, monks and nuns are a family, what are you afraid of!"

"That's just as well. Xiaohong, you take this biaozi to the guest room. Mother Wu pondered for a moment and said.

Yue was curious and walked a few steps, and suddenly turned around: "Mother Wu, you say I'm Biaozi?"

Wu's mother smiled and said, "Actually, I want to say that the strong people are coming." Oh, by the way, it should be a strong man. ”

After a while, Yue Curious followed Xiaohong to a wing room in the east, and there were three big characters written on the lintel - East Chamber.

Although this house is not big, the decoration is very luxurious, and if you don't recognize it carefully, you really can't tell that the tables, chairs, cabinets and other furniture are not new. Yue walked in curiously, touched a mahogany table in the middle, and then sat down on the sofa next to him. He sat down a few times, feeling soft and elastic, and then sat down a few more times.

"Are you comfortable?" asked Xiaohong with a smile.

"Comfortable!" Yue was curious and unintentionally looked up, only to see a glass lamp hanging from the ceiling, the style was very chic, and it was not usually seen on the market. He immediately jumped on the sofa, unscrewed the light bulb, and played with it in his hand, looking like he couldn't put it down. Accidentally, the light bulb in his hand fell to the ground and shattered. He quickly looked up at Xiaohong, and there was a panicked look in his eyes.

"You wait, don't run, someone will clean it up later!" Xiaohong finished and hurriedly walked out.

Yue was curious to hear the sentence "Someone is here to clean up!", and for a while, the six gods had no owner, and he was panicked. Just as he was about to slip away, there was a burst of women's laughter outside the door. Immediately afterwards, three girls with heavy makeup walked in. Looking at the dress, they are also nuns.

Yue was curious and hurriedly said hello: "Hello comrades!"

The three young nuns said in unison, "Hello sir!"

Yue curiously waved his hand: "Comrades have worked hard!"

At this time, a nun with a tear mole in the corner of her eye said, "Young man, here is like in your own home, don't be so restrained." ”

Yue Curious frowned and said, "Like in your own home?" Falling tears said, "Yes, it should be like this." ”

Yue was curious and said, "Is this okay?" The tear mole smiled: "Of course you can, what can this be." ”

"Understood. Yue said curiously, so he pounced on it and pressed the falling tear mole under him.

A nun wearing studs next to her hurriedly said: "This gentleman, please be respectful, the gentleman does not speak!"

Hearing this, Yue Curious sat up straight, straightened his clothes, and said, "Girl, I'm sorry, I'm insulting you." ”

The tear mole wiped the saliva from his face: "You're welcome." ”

Yue Curious calmed down his emotions and asked, "Dare to ask the girl's name?"

At this time, the earrings leaned over and whispered: "Sister, this kid speaks very directly, he seems to have taken a fancy to you!"

Hearing this, the tear mole twisted the ear of the ear stud fiercely, and whispered: "Don't talk nonsense!"

"Yo, I'm sorry!" the stud said, chuckling.

The tear mole glanced at the earrings, and Chong Yue pursed his lips curiously and smiled: "If Mr. Hui speaks, my name is Chu Rong." ”

"Pus?" Yue said curiously, "What pus are you coming from?"

"It's not pus, it's pus. Oops, I'm really defeated by you. My name is Chu Rong, clear Chu, Rong'er Rong. ”

Yue was curious and frowned, "Who is Rong'er?"

Chu Rong suddenly said something very strange: "Have you ever heard a very classic children's song?"

"Children's rhyme?" Yue said curiously, "But count the ducks?"

"Yes. Chu Rong lightly opened her lips and sang, "Guo Jing went to Peach Blossom Island and saw Huang Rong taking a bath, he jumped down without taking off his pants. Hey, jump down, hey......"

"Don't jump!" Yue broke off curiously.

Chu Rong was startled and stopped. Yue said curiously: "I know, this is the protagonists Guo Jing and Huang Rong in the puppet comedy "The Legend of the White-Haired Witch", yes or no?"

Chu Rong said: "Exactly." ”

Yue pointed to the earrings curiously and asked, "What's the name of this girl?"

The earrings preemptively said: "The little woman's name is Tang Shoes." Yue Curious frowned: "Where is the blood?" The earrings smiled: "It's not blood, it's Tang shoes." Yue was curious: "Isn't this different?"

"Let me tell you this, Tang is the Tang Dynasty of the Tang Dynasty......"

"What do you mean?" Yue was curious.

"There was a great poet Meng Tingwei in the Tang Dynasty, uh...... It's Meng Haoran, no! It should be Wang Changling, he wrote a poem, have you heard of it?"

Yue said curiously: "It's him, he has written more than 10,000 poems, I don't know which one you are talking about?"

Tang Shoe said: "It's the song "Climbing the Stork Tower". ”

Yue said curiously: "It's a little familiar, let's hear it." ”

Tang Shoes groaned slightly, and read: "In the Tang Dynasty, the bright moon and the Han Dynasty, the Red Army is not afraid of difficult expeditions; ”

"Understood. Yue said curiously, "That...... What does the second word in your name mean?"

"It's not interesting, shoes are broken shoes, broken shoes!" Tang said.

Yue looked at it curiously for a while, and suddenly said, "Miss Tang Poshoe, you ...... Are you sure you're really not bleeding?"

Tang Shoe said: "I'm sure." ”

Yue said curiously: "But...... I see blood under your ass!"

"It's not blood, it's a birthmark. Tang Shoes smiled, "I have a big red birthmark on my butt, that's not a bloody ......"

Speaking of this, Tang Shoes came back to his senses, looked down, and saw that the sofa under his ass was red. She smiled suddenly: "I'm sorry, I've had a stomach upset these days." Chu Rong was obviously angry, and said angrily: "Then why don't you hurry up and change your clothes? Really, can't you bear it? Why are you doing so much! Look, such a good sofa makes you so dirty!"

"I'm sorry, dear, I ......" Before he finished speaking, Tang Shoe ran out with his butt covered.

Yue smiled curiously, then turned his gaze to the young nun with two pigtails at the end, and asked, "Beauty, what do you call it?"

The pigtails smiled and kept silent.

Yue was curious and suspicious of her ears, so he said, "Beauty, ask you!"

The pigtail replied shyly: "Haven't you already called someone's name, I hate it!"

Yue was curious and couldn't help but be stunned: "Your name is a beauty?"

The pigtail said: "I am the plum rain." The plum of plum blossoms, the raindrops of light raindrops. ”

Yue was curious, "Oh", "Have you ever heard of a person among the heroes of the Water Margin who is nicknamed 'Feather Arrow'?"

Meiyu pouted: "Meiyu is not cheap, I'm just very open." ”

Chu Rong interjected: "Sir, you don't know yet, Meiyu is a talented girl." She is versatile, she can sing and dance, and she used to be a school girl!"

"Really?" Yue said curiously, "Xiaomei, you can sing a song." Come on, sing one and I'll listen to it!"

Meiyu said: "Then I'll sing a song "Folding Shou". ”

Yue was curious and stunned: "Folding Shou?"

Mei Yu said: "It's Zhishou, this song is very popular." Then she coughed twice, cleared her throat, and roared—

Let us ring the bell of hope, let success not go far, let the sun not rush west;

Let that Great Wall shuttle in the clouds, and walk a flat river under your feet;

Walking in all directions, the road is long, the water is long, and I hit the south wall. hit the south wall, I don't look back, the baby still wants to drink some wine;

After drinking our wine, wow, you vomit and diarrhea and have bad breath;

One-four-seven, three-six-nine, sister, you boldly go forward Wow, go forward, don't look back, go forward......"

Chu Rong sang: "There is a big deep ditch in front. ”

Yue Curious smiled slightly: "I know, this is a duet, and it sings well." ”

Chu Rong said: "This is not bad, this song is called "Prayer", not a broken life." ”

"After all, it's a Chinese-style song, and it's already very good. Yue clapped his hands curiously.

"Sir, don't be in a hurry. Chu Rong hurriedly said, "Meiyu will also dance tango, let her give us a performance, okay? Everyone applauded!"

Chu Rong's warm applause rang out in the room.

The plum rain gave a salute, then jumped on the table, danced, twisted the big Yangge, and sang while twisting: "The applause sounded, my heart is more clear, the young heart is with you, the little rabbit obediently, open the door ......" sang to the emotional place, she pulled her sleeve, revealing her left shoulder, under the residual sun, her skin was like snow.

Yue's curiosity fluttered, and he was about to say something, when he suddenly heard a cold voice say: "Under the eyes of everyone under the black light, what kind of body is it?!