What Mr. Kidney Incompetent was thinking, Goku certainly knew very well, because he had done it on purpose. Vertices are updated the fastest

"Aren't you going to collude with that chicken thief to hack me, see if I'm not so black this time that you want to die! By the way, and that Daoji, you have to find an opportunity to hack him another day." Thinking of this, Wukong couldn't help but smile.

But revenge is revenge, this is still the right thing to do. Wukong cleared his throat and began to speak: "Ah, you lost lambs, although you are guilty, God and his old man have not forsaken you. Now, he has specially arranged for us, the six saints, to kill you...... Oh, the slip of the tongue...... He arranged for us to come to your rescue. ”

The townsfolk refused to buy it, and they shouted, "We want gold!

Wukong said: "I gave you gold before, but you killed each other. ”

The strong man said, "That's because there's less to give!"

Wukong asked, "I don't know what this brother is called?"

The strong man said, "My name is Feiqi, and I am the mayor of this town. ”

Wukong said: "Mayor Fei, right, if God gives you enough gold, what do you want to do?"

Fei Qi said: "With gold, we can eat and drink spicy food and enjoy life." ”

Wukong said: "All the people have become rich, then no one will grow food, what do you eat and drink?"

Feiqi said: "This ......"

Goku continued to enlighten him: "I can tell you responsibly that even those who live in Heaven need to be self-reliant. ”

Fei Qi thought for a moment before replying, "But there is no money and no food to eat, it is better to have money than no money, right?"

Wukong said, "Yes, we are the ones sent by God to help you get rid of hunger, disease, and poverty. ”

Fei Qi said: "You brought gold? You brought food?"

Wukong said: "There is grain wood, and gold is also wood." ”

Fei Qi said: "What about the silver? What about the copper coins?"

Wukong said: "Let's talk to you, we didn't bring a dime, not a grain of food." ”

Feige was puzzled and asked, "How can you help us if you don't have anything?" Do you support us spiritually?"

Wukong also smiled: "Look at what you said! We don't support you spiritually, do we still have to support you from the ** level?"

Fei Qi said angrily: "Dare you to tease me!"

Wukong said: "Alas, I also feel very sorry for this. Because according to God's decree, I cannot give you any material help. If I break the rules, I'll have to do it all over again. ”

Mayor Fei asked curiously, "What task, what regulations, why don't I understand what you say?"

Wukong said, "Well, this, let me tell you: our mission is to help the inhabitants of Cowdung Town get rid of poverty, and then you will be grateful to Dade and return to God's arms, Amen." ”

Fei Qi said: "Can moral support also help us get out of poverty? Can painting cakes satisfy hunger? Can Yuanmu ask for fish? Is your Chinese taught by a physical education teacher?"

Faced with so many problems, Wukong didn't care at all, he smiled slightly: "Although we didn't bring gold and food, we did bring advanced production concepts and scientific planting techniques. As long as you follow me, I guarantee that you will eat fragrant food, drink spicy food, and eventually grow into a self-reliant industry elite and an epoch-making trend-setter!"

The townsfolk exclaimed in unison, "What the hell!"

Wukong said: "Don't believe us?"

Fei Qi said: "What's the good of believing in you?"

Wukong said: "Our team has a propaganda slogan, do you want to hear it?"

Fei Qi said: "Oh? There are still propaganda slogans?"

Wukong said: "Our slogan is: Believe in Wukong, resurrect in place full of blood and blue, believe in Wukong, the body is doubled, and there will be no diseases, and believe in Wucan, uh, let's not talk about this Xinwuneng." ”

Standing next to Goku, Mr. Wu Neng always maintained a kind and warm smile, which was enough to make the spring breeze turn rain, the glacier thawed, the sprouts spit green, and everything woke up.

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Wukong continued to persuade: "Old Fei, think about it, even if we don't help you in the end, it can't be worse than now, right?"

Feige said: "Nonsense! It's terrible now, and it can't be worse." ”

Wukong said: "After trying, you may not be able to get the harvest, but if you don't try, you will definitely not get the harvest, in this case, why not give it a try?"

Feige was deeply moved by Goku's words. He thought for a moment and said, "We're going to have a meeting to discuss it." ”

Wukong said: "Open it." With a wave of his hand, he lifted the immobilization technique and left it to the townsfolk to discuss it.

After more than two hours of heated debate, Mayor Fei finally sent back the news.

He said to the saints: "After discussion, most of the inhabitants of the town are willing to believe in you, because you have just shown great strength, and some even think that it is a miracle from God. ”

A simple immobilization spell was actually considered a miracle, and Goku couldn't help but smile silently. "What about the outcome of the discussion?" he asked.

"They think it's better to follow you on the path of sustainable development than to fight for the gold in front of you," Feiqi said. ”

Wukong said happily: "This is very good, it seems that they have all made a wise and correct choice." ”

Fei Qi said: "But there are still a very small number of people who have a wait-and-see attitude. I would like you to provide more information so that they can make a final decision. ”

Wukong said: "First of all: we only provide technical support, not any material help. As for the details, this involves secrets within the industry, so it is inconvenient to disclose too much. ”

Fei Qi said: "But those few people don't believe you very much, what can I do?"

Wukong said, "The minority obeys the majority! You can vote." ”

Sure enough, it made sense, these six people were worthy of being saints with advanced ideas, and Feige hurriedly turned around to call the meeting.

After more than an hour of heated discussion, the number of people who continued to hold a wait-and-see attitude has been reduced to a few people. Eventually, these people fell into a coma under the 'earnest teachings' of the vast majority of the residents.

At this point, the meeting ended successfully.

Mayor Fei ran back happily and told Wukong and others the good news, and said that a few people who were moved to a coma were willing to donate the gouged dog's head gold to build a church.

Everyone smiled when they heard the news, and it seemed that the first step of the plan had been completed very smoothly.