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Chapter 16: Catching the Thief

Bu Qingyun was stunned when he heard this, and muttered, "Crazy?

At this time, Yue smiled curiously: "Old Bu, what about you, they say you, you are a madman." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

When Bu Qingyun heard this, he tore his hair and shouted, "I'm not crazy!

Yue smiled curiously: "I know you're not crazy, but others may not think so." ”

Bu Qingyun was stunned, his body shook, blocked the door of the room, and said coldly: "My good brother, you should understand that my good mood has always been fleeting. ”

Xing Wuneng had a bitter face and said, "Boss, it's very embarrassing for us to do this!"

Bu Qingyun raised his eyebrows and was stunned: "Isn't it just a call boss, aren't you all used to calling it, what's so embarrassing about this?"

"You are really innocent!" Xing Wuneng said with a straight face, "Boss, you killed someone." According to our Ming law, this is to pull out the noon gate and behead the public. Let's be brothers, I have the heart to let you go, you ...... Run away, run as far away as possible, and never come back!"

Suddenly, Bu Qingyun laughed loudly, bent down with laughter, leaned forward and backward with laughter, and laughed so much that he had tears and snot.

Yang Wei asked softly: "You say, is the boss really crazy?"

Shen Xuan nodded: "It's really crazy, but why did he suddenly go crazy?"

Xing Wuneng groaned: "In my opinion, eighty percent of his heart became a pot of porridge, and he couldn't think about it for a while, so he went crazy." Alas, what a good person, turned into a big fool!"

Bu Qingyun wiped his nose, wiped it on his clothes, and immediately sank his face: "Idiot, why do I want to kill this woman?"

Xing Wuneng said: "Who knows what you thought at that time!"

Bu Qingyun said: "I did this completely for the sake of the heavens, can't you see?"

Xing Wuneng shook his head: "I can't see it." ”

"In the middle of the night, this woman ran naked all over the street, and from this point of view alone, she could not be an ordinary woman. Isn't it suspicious to think that there is an unusual woman in such a remote and barren village?"

Xing Wuneng was stunned when he heard this, turned his head to look at the two colleagues, and the three of them looked at each other. Soon, Xing Wuneng made a look, and the three of them said in unison: "The boss is thoughtful, his eyes are like torches, he is very human, he is really a god and a man, I will wait for the five bodies to obey!"

"Alright. Bu Qingyun intercepted, "Let's discuss how to deal with that surnamed You." ”

Yue interjected curiously and asked, "Depending on the situation, you are handling a case?"

Bu Qingyun said: "We want to arrest someone." ”

Yue was curious: "Who to arrest?"

Bu Qingyun said: "This person is a famous flower thief in China, called the 'light power wall upside down' Buddha." ”

"Can you still fall down the wall with light work?" Yue said curiously.

"No matter how high the light skill is, there is no guarantee that you will not jump off the wall. ”

"Makes sense!" Yue said curiously, "This person is called UFO......? What a strange name!"

"It's not a flying saucer!" Bu Qingyun shouted, "His name is You Buddha, the Buddha in "Journey to the West". ”

"Understood, Amitabha. Yue was curious and said, "You always speak in dialects, how can I understand it, don't you speak Mandarin?"

Bu Qingyun sneered: "It's been decades, I can't change it!" Hey, Brother Yue, who are you?"

Yue said curiously: "I myself am from Yizhou, Shandong, and I also have a fellow from Shandong who is from Jinan." ”

Bu Qingyun said happily: "Fellow, I'm also a prostitute!"

Yue smacked his lips curiously, and said softly: "No wonder, at a glance, you know that you are doing this, very **ah!"

"Yes, I'm very open-minded. Bu Qingyun still heard it, but not only was he not angry, but he also smiled, "Brother Yue, I don't know where you are from Shandong?"

Yue was stunned when he heard this, and suddenly heard Xing Wuneng say: "Don't say it, it's time to discuss countermeasures!"

Bu Qingyun rolled his eyes and said coldly: "With me here, what are you afraid of?" Within a hundred zhang, the fallen leaves and flying flowers can't escape my eyes, what else are you worried about, I'll rely on it!"

Yue was curious and suddenly said: "This Mr. You Buddha just likes to pick some flowers, as for alarming your Jinyi Guard?"

Bu Qingyun sighed: "Brother, you don't know." This wandering Buddha rapes and plunders, and does all kinds of evil. Now at night, even the ugliest woman doesn't dare to go to the toilet alone!"

"Why is that?"

"Not long ago, this guy surnamed You ** dozens of heroines, and also uploaded their nude photos and indecent videos to the Internet, so that these heroines didn't dare to go out. I swear that I will arrest them and return their innocence!"

"**?" Yue was stunned for a moment, "Looking at his style, he shouldn't be a local, right?"

"He's Taiwanese. ”

Yue sighed curiously: "Taiwan Island should also return to the embrace of the motherland!"

Bu Qingyun said: "Yes, I hope that the two sides of the Taiwan Strait of the motherland can be peacefully reunified." ”

Yue was curious and groaned slightly: "How did you know that the Buddha would appear here?"

"It's simple. Bu Qingyun said, "We have been paying attention to him for a long time, and we have planted an informant next to him. ”

Yue curious's lips moved slightly, and he wanted to say something, when he suddenly heard the sound of hurried and noisy footsteps not far away.

Xing Wuneng hurriedly said: "There is a situation!"

Bu Qingyun waved his hand violently: "I'll do something, you can rest assured!"

After a while, the sound of fighting sounded outside the courtyard.

Xing Wuneng said again: "Boss, let's go out and have a look!"

Bu Qingyun smiled slightly: "What are you looking at, I haven't heard anything, I'll talk about it when You Buddha comes." ”

"But ......"

"As a soldier, you must obey the command in all actions!" Bu Qingyun said with a smile, "At this time, while that guy hasn't come yet, everyone hurry up and recuperate, and we will make as much effort as we can later, ha." ”

Suddenly, a person outside the courtyard shouted: "Chase quickly, don't let You Buddha run, hurry!"

The man shouted loudly, loudly. What's more, in the darkness of the night, the sound is transmitted farther than in the daytime. However, Bu Qingyun sat back on the chair and closed his eyes to recuperate. After a while, Yue Curious couldn't help but step forward and push him, shouting, "Hey, don't sleep, Youfo is here!"

Bu Qingyun rubbed his eyes, pricked up his ears and listened for a while, and muttered: "I also feel that there seems to be movement outside, there is a bit of a situation! Okay, everyone...... Hey, where have all the people gone?"

Yue said curiously: "They went to catch the Buddha." ”

"No organization and no discipline!" Bu Qingyun said hatefully, and rushed out. I saw that Xing Wuneng and the others had already gone to the roof and were looking down.

Bu Qingyun muttered: "It seems that You Buddha really appeared, how could I not hear it?"

Yue said curiously: "Didn't you say that the fallen leaves and flying flowers within a hundred zhang can't escape your eyes, why don't you know?"

"I said that, but my ears can't do it. ”

Yue was curious and froze.

Bu Qingyun raised his head and shouted at his subordinates: "What's the situation?"

Xing Wuneng said: "The officials of Hangzhou Mansion are fighting fiercely with You Buddha. Ah, the situation is not good! You Fo's martial arts are surprisingly high, and he single-handedly killed several unarmed village peasants......! I don't care, I have to avoid it. As the words fell, he jumped onto a small jujube tree in the courtyard. Immediately afterwards, Yang Wei and Shen Xu also jumped onto this jujube tree one after another.

Seeing this, Yue Curious said angrily: "Cowardly and afraid, can this be worthy of your work clothes?"

Bu Qingyun shouted violently: "Come down for me!" The words fell, only to hear Yue curiously shouting: "Pull me up!"

Bu Qingyun frowned and said, "You are ......"

Yue sighed curiously: "Although my martial arts have been perfected, my light skills are not good, not to mention that this matter has nothing to do with me, I should avoid it." ”

"What an international joke, let's go!" Bu Qingyun pulled Yue curiously, and both jumped onto the roof. At the same time, with a "click", the small jujube tree broke in response, and the three people on the tree fell to the ground. Depending on the situation, they couldn't get up for a while.

The two of them stood on the roof of the house and looked around, but in the alley outside the courtyard, dozens of officials were fighting with a middle-aged man with strange appearances, wearing bells and whistles, and holding a red tassel gun, among which there were dozens of peasant uncles armed with brooms, shovels, hoes, rakes and other farm tools.

This middle-aged man dressed in bells and whistles is the famous flower thief on the rivers and lakes.

To describe his appearance as weird, it is indeed worthy of the name. This person looks exactly like the nano alien in the famous Hollywood movie "Avatar", except that he is missing a tail.

You Buddha carries a young girl wearing only a pink pajamas. The girl lay on his back, apparently asleep. At this moment, although You Buddha was using a gun with one hand, he did not lose the wind at all, and in an instant, he stabbed several village farmers to death.

Bu Qingyun suddenly said: "Avoid its edge and be unprepared." When he is tired, I will take him down in one fell swoop. Yue Daxia, you watch the enemy sweep for me, I'll flash!" "On tiptoe, the person floated into the distance like a paper harrier, landing on a branch on the top of a big poplar tree, gently swaying with the wind. With a hard suffix under his feet, the branch was motionless, and it was evident that his martial arts were extremely good.

Yue Curious hurriedly said: "Lao Bu, you wait for me!" As soon as the words were finished, You Fo obviously found him, and threw the girl on his back to everyone hard, and then the tiger roared, and a shot was shot at Yue Curious's chest from the bottom up.

Yue was curious about not having any martial arts, and when he saw this scene, he was so frightened that he let out a "Mom" and rolled down from the roof.

You Buddha missed a shot, immediately turned around, jumped up in the air, and stabbed towards Yue Qian with a move "Long Dragon into the Sea".

Yue was curious when he saw the gun, and instinctively rolled to the side. At the same time, there was a "dang" sound, and the spear poked a small stone.

The strength of the spear is so fierce, how hard this little stone is, and the barrel of the gun breaks in response. You Buddha couldn't hold back, and his head collided violently with the ground, like throwing an egg on a stone.

Yue was curious and didn't look at it, so he jumped up and strangled his neck with one hand, and hissed: "The surname is You, I caught you, you can't run!"

The yacha and the village peasants gathered around. Bu Qingyun stretched out his arms and swept down from the top of the tree, and Yang Wei and the other three also stumbled over.

Seeing this, Bu Qingyun gave a thumbs up: "Yue Daxia is so handsome in kung fu, one-armed capture of the Buddha, fast, fast." ”

At this time, a leading yacha rushed to Qingyun and hugged his fist: "I don't know what Brother Tai is called?" When the words fell, he heard Yang Wei say angrily: "Blind your dog eyes, can't you see that we are also fast catchers?"

The leader said, "What part are you from?"

Yang Wei raised his hand and pointed at Qingyun, and said, "This is our Jinyi Guard's fast old step." ”

The leader bowed and saluted: "It turned out to be Big Brother Bu, disrespectful and disrespectful." ”

Bu Qingyun waved his hand: "You don't have to linger on it." ”

The leader nodded, waved to Yue curiously, and said, "Boy, please go to the yamen with us!"

Yue got up curiously and said, "I didn't kill anyone, why did I go to the yamen with you?"

The leader smiled coldly: "You also said that you didn't kill anyone, You Buddha is dead!"

Yue was curious and shouted, "I didn't kill him!"

The leader said, "If you don't kill Beren, but Beren dies because of you, you can't escape the blame!"

Yue was stunned: "I don't know Boren, you are looking for the wrong person!"

The leader said: "It's not wrong, You Buddha is a Boren in disguise." ”

"Disguised?face-changing?Sichuan opera actor?" Yue was stunned for curiosity, and then cast a look at Bu Qingyun for help, "Old Bu, you know me, can you prove my innocence, right?"

Bu Qingyun nodded and said, "Anyway, You Buddha was indeed killed by you." Honestly, why did you come to such a small place with such a high level of martial arts?"

"You...... I have nothing to do, just ......"

The leader interjected: "A person who has reached the pinnacle of martial arts can actually do nothing?

"I think there must be something strange about this. Bu Qingyun groaned.

"I ...... I'm here to find my sister. At this point, Yue Curious had to make up nonsense, this is really a helpless move, there is indeed such a weakness in human nature.

Bu Qingyun asked, "Do you have a sister?" Yue asked curiously: "Not bad." Bu Qingyun asked again: "Your sister is in this village?" Yue said curiously: "Not necessarily." ”

"Oh?" Bu Qingyun's face showed suspicion.

Yue was curious and hurriedly said: "I'm sure she never left the Hangzhou realm, do you believe it or not, I dare to bet with you?"

Bu Qingyun said: "You better go back to Hangzhou Mansion with me!"

Yue sighed curiously: "I didn't kill anyone at all, why don't you believe it!"

The leader suddenly shouted: "What's wrong with killing people? I want to kill people even in my dreams, but my martial arts skills are low, and I can't kill people!"

Yue was curious and said happily: "So, You Buddha's death has nothing to do with me?"

The leader said solemnly: "No, it has a lot to do with it! You killed You Buddha, this is a great achievement, and the prefect will definitely be greatly rewarded." At that point, don't forget our suffering brothers, we just want a piece of the soup. ”

Yue Curious smiled slightly: "Isn't it just leftover soup, it's easy to say." However, I still don't want to go to the Yamen. ”

The leader asked, "Why?"

Yue said curiously: "After entering the yamen, I have to ask something if I have nothing to do, I won't go." ”

The leader was stunned: "How can you still ask about the accident?"

Yue said curiously: "When I entered the yamen, I smoked the leather whip, poured chili pepper water, and sat on the tiger chair, can I not be honest? I remember when I was five years old, I stole a green onion from someone's house; when I was seven years old, I also stole a big rotten watermelon; when I was nine years old, I was even more terrible, and when I was nine years old, I was laughing at people's jokes; and in the spring of my thirteenth year, an old woman was bathing a baby girl who was a few months old, and I actually leaned on the wall to peek; and ......;

The leader smiled, "It's okay, we steal a lot, too." ”

"Yes. Xing Wuneng also smiled, "I often steal and eat other people's tofu." ”

Bu Qingyun nodded: "That's right, I also stole it." ”

Yue was stunned for a moment: "What have you stolen?"

"Woman. Bu Qingyun said, "Strictly speaking, that's a good-looking and slender girl, great!"

Yue was curious and said, "You steal people?"