Chapter 63: The words of Buddhism, I can't believe it!
When she saw the monster, the princess said, "Husband, I have something important to tell you now. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
The monster said, "Oh, what's so important?"
The princess said, "I was sleeping just now, and I dreamed of a golden-armored godman. ”
The monster couldn't help but be vigilant: "Which way of the Golden Armor God, what is he doing in my territory?"
The princess said to him, "Husband, listen to me slowly." When I was a child, I once made a wish at the Bodhisattva Monastery that if I could find a wishful man, I would be kind to the monks, worship them devoutly, and thank the Bodhisattva for his grace. The golden-armored god said that I had made a wish for so many years, and now it was time to renew it. ”
The monster Wen Yan persuaded: "Madam, the words of this Buddha are unbelievable!"
The princess asked in surprise, "Why can't you believe the words of the Buddha?"
The monster said: "Let me tell you, this set of Buddhism is actually a Ponzi scheme." Buddhism vigorously engage in publicity, attract many customers, collect a large number of offerings, and then retain a certain percentage of the management fee, and then return the remaining money to the old customers, these old customers to develop more new customers, accumulate more incense money, Buddhism continues to retain the management fee, and return the remaining money to customers again, so as to attract more customers to invest. In this way, the money has gone into the pockets of the Buddhists again and again!"
The princess said, "Husband, your mind is too dark! Think about it, if it weren't for the fact that I made a wish to Pusa, how could I have met you, a wishful man?"
The monster said: "Okay, okay, for the sake of the four words 'Ruyi Langjun', I will continue to listen to you." ”
The princess said, "I was awakened by the golden-armored god, and I couldn't sleep anymore, so I wanted to come to you to complain, but on the way I met a monk tied to a stake. And I heard the monk say that he is also an ecological environmental protector. In the pine forest before, he didn't eat roasted sweet potatoes for fear of causing forest fires. Husband, you spared that monk and regarded it as a wish for me, okay?"
The monster said, "Oh, it turns out that this monk and I are still in the same way! Actually, I hate those who eat cooked food the most." Think about it, how much precious nutrients have to be lost after the food has been processed at high temperatures. However, I don't eat sweet potatoes, I only eat people. ”
The princess said: "Oh, my husband, you are also a big horse, you must pay attention to your own image, don't say anything about cannibalism at every turn, cannibalism, how disgusting it sounds." ”
The monster laughed: "Monsters eat people, it's right, what's so strange about this." As for this monk, I'll just look at your wife, don't eat it. ”
The princess said, "Then I'll go and let him go?"
The monster said: "Madame said to let it go, then let it go!"
So the princess rescued Xuanzang very smoothly.
Xuanzang escaped from the Boyue Cave and returned the same way.
In the open space, the luggage and Ryoma are all there, and the two of them haven't come back yet!
After waiting for half an hour, I saw the two of Bajie coming back noisily.
As soon as Bajie saw Xuanzang, he said to Wujing: "Look, isn't this a good master, just worry about you!"
Wujing said: "Master, even I can't stand it this time! When I found him just now, he was still sleeping! It's too much, it's too much, he doesn't care about your life or death at all." ”
Xuanzang said: "Bajie, fasting like you, I have to starve to death as a teacher." ”
Bajie said: "Master, this is the first time that people have gone out to fast, and it is inevitable that there will be no mistakes or something." ”
Wujing said angrily: "You have slept for a few hours, this is also called 'inevitable mistakes'!"
Xuanzang persuaded: "The past is over, don't talk about it." Although Bajie has a little more bad habits, he didn't cause trouble, and he is much better than that monkey! Bajie, you must be humble to get rid of bad habits in the future, you know?"
Bajie hurriedly agreed. So the master and apprentice packed up and continued to walk west.
Stop and go along the way, stay overnight, set off with a rooster song, and unconsciously walked for 300 miles, arriving at the capital of Baoxiang Kingdom.
This capital is also prosperous, with a large population and many shops, which can make the eight precepts happy. A few people found a restaurant and had a good meal, and then went to the museum to rest.
The next day, Xuanzang went to court and asked the emperor to exchange the customs clearance documents.
When King Baoxiang heard that it was a high-ranking monk from a great country in the Tang Dynasty, he was very happy, so he asked Xuanzang to come up.
After seeing the ceremony, the king asked, "I heard that the holy monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, but I don't know what happened here?"
Xuanzang said: "Your Majesty, I went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures. ”
The king said, "Do you have a certificate?"
Xuanzang immediately presented the customs clearance documents, and the king took a closer look.
Muyun: "Fengtian carrier, Tang Tianzi Xing: I hereby have a classmate of Tang Xuanzang, passing through your country, to go to the West Tianleiyin Temple to learn Mahayana Buddhism. This student has excellent character and learning, has a kind personality, has never had a bad criminal record, and will never bring any trouble to your country, please let him go. Sincerely, Salute, the 13th year of the Tang Dynasty Zhenguan Autumn auspicious day before the Imperial Text. "There are also nine treasure seals stamped on the inscription.
The king was very satisfied, so he happily stamped the jade seal and private seal on the customs clearance document and handed it back to Xuanzang.
Xuanzang thanked him, and said: "The poor monk came to exchange documents, and he also sent a letter to His Majesty." ”
The king asked, "What letter?"
Xuanzang said: "Your Majesty has a third princess, called Baihua Shy?"
The king was astonished, "I do have a third daughter, who went missing thirteen years ago. Could it be that the Holy Monk has any news about her? Tell King Gu quickly!"
Xuanzang said: "The third princess was kidnapped by the yellow-robed monster in the Boyue Cave of Wanzi Mountain, and the poor monks met occasionally, so they sent a letter. ”
The king suddenly asked excitedly, "What about the letters? I want to see them!"
Xuanzang said: "The letter is here, Your Majesty, please read it!"
Xuanzang handed over the letter, and the king hurriedly opened it to read.
In the book: "Father Wang Taijian, the unfilial daughter Baihua was ashamed to go out of the city to meet netizens thirteen years ago, and met a handsome guy on the way. Who knew that he was a monster, and later kidnapped his daughter to Boyue Cave in Wanzi Mountain and placed under house arrest until now, and now it is too late to regret it. The monster needs to be excessively demanding day and night, and the daughter is in pain, and the days are like years. I hope that my father will read the relationship between father and daughter, forgive my daughter for the sin of being young and ignorant, and send the general early to catch the yellow-robed monster in the Boyue Cave of Wanzi Mountain, and save the daughter back to the court. Deeply grateful. Hastily and disrespectfully, the face is inconsistent. The rebel girl was ashamed to pause again. ”
When the king saw this, sorrow came to him, and he wept aloud.
After the king finished crying, he asked in a loud voice, "Which Aiqing is willing to catch the demon for the widow and save me Princess Baihua!"
The king wanted to send someone to rescue Princess Baihuaxi, but he asked several times, but none of the ministers dared to stand up and agree.
The king was helpless and secretly sad.
After a long time, a minister finally stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, the princess has been separated for thirteen years. What's more, the ministers are all mortals, without the slightest magic power. If it is said that it is necessary to defend the country and prevent the invasion of other countries, it is the duty of the subordinates. But this monster is a person who has come and gone, how can we deal with it? This Tang Dynasty monk came from the distant eastern land, and he was obviously an extraordinary person to be able to come here. As the so-called bell is untied, it must be tied to the bell, since this book was sent by a monk of the Tang Dynasty, it is only right to ask this monk to rescue him. ”
When the king heard this, he felt that he was reasonable, so he said to Xuanzang: "Elder, if you have the means to save my daughter, I am willing to be a brother with you, sit on the dragon bed together, and share the blessings, how about it?"