Chapter 14: If You Want to Practice, You Must ...... q
In the past half a month, Drunk Qingzhou found that something was wrong, and every time Maruko always said that he was dizzy and couldn't walk, Drunk Qingzhou felt strange.
"Maruko, don't you want to go?"
"Hey...... Ay...... Little doll, this child is not in good health, you can't be so fierce, besides, if you put half a year's blood for others to drink, you are not good. ”
"You ......" Drunk Qingzhou was speechless.
"Okay, okay, this little cub is estimated to need to cultivate for some days, here is a cheat, borrow it from you, pass the time, you have already practiced the basic skills, and you can control the balance in your body, what do you see?"
"So good?" Drunk Qingzhou looked at the very obscene old man, this old man has nothing to do, there must be fraud.
"Old man, won't it be your plan to delay the army again this time?"
"I'll slow you down, and you can't eat or drink. ”
Drunk Qingzhou thinks about it, what is the benefit of keeping her.
"It's just ......" The crazy old man was a little distracted, and it was difficult to speak.
"Just what"
"To practice this skill, you must first ......"
"From the palace?"
"Little doll, you know a lot, but there are those from the palace, and you don't have them...... Hehe, forget it, if you want to practice this, you have to ...... first Become a man. The crazy old man blushed a little.
"Don't practice" drunk Qingzhou threw the cheats in his hand.
"Don't throw it, don't throw it......" "There's something to discuss"
"You want me to be a man? Am I not a hermaphrodite?"
"No, no, no...... How could it be, you will become a complete man. ”
"Don't"
"What's so bad about being a male doll?"
Drunk Qingzhou thought that the man was too stressed and too hard, but now she didn't have much better. There are no houses, tickets, cars, and no stress.
"A male doll can have three wives and four concubines...... "The crazy old man glanced at him secretly.
Drunk Qingzhou stopped, although he was very happy in his heart, but he was still extremely embarrassed, "I'll think about it again." ”
"Wait...... You see if this is okay, when you practice, I will turn you into a male doll, and when you don't practice, you will still be a female doll......"
"Old man, you still have this kind of operation?"
"That's it, who am I......"
"Are there any side effects?"
"What are the side effects?"
"Even when you're not practicing, will you grow hair and beard?"
"No, no, don't worry, there are no side effects of this, but one thing you remember, if you are in a male state with a female doll......" The crazy old man gave two thumbs up and bent his ......
Drunk Qingzhou was a little red-faced, although he was an adult, he had never thought about it so deeply...... Far things.
"It's okay, this place, except for me, there is no one else, don't worry, you can practice with peace of mind" The crazy old man blushed when he saw Drunk Qingzhou and stopped the topic.
Drunk Qingzhou ate the pill given by the old man, plus herbal soaking wine, which could last for a long time, until he took the pill to turn back into a woman, and then it became invalid.
"If you eat this black one, you will become a man, so you have to become a woman, just eat this red one, if you take these pills back and forth in a short period of time, the internal organs are easy to be unable to withstand the pressure, and it is easy to fly out......" The crazy old man said extremely seriously, drunk Qingzhou listened very seriously, sweat flowed from his forehead, and his hairs stood on end.
"Don't eat too much"
"Hmm" Drunk Qingzhou nodded seriously, his eyes were sincere, and he carefully said that the pill should be kept.
The actual situation is that the crazy old man makes so many pills in a year, and he is too lazy to do them, in case he is drunk and has to practice for ten or eight years, she eats the pills back and forth as a meal, and he really wants to rub the pills to death.
After Drunk Qingzhou became a man, he looked in the mirror, and it was quite reconciled, and it was not ugly in itself, but a little "masculine characteristics" were added to make it look masculine.
Drunk Qingzhou practiced carefully according to the secret.
The crazy old man rode around on the balls when he had nothing to do, feeding the grass and water, and the crazy old man had a lot of fun with the balls.
In the half month of Drunken Qingzhou's practice, there was no breakthrough, and he fell into a bottleneck period, and Drunken Qingzhou sat at the bottom of the waterfall to ponder.
The crazy old man, as usual, rode the balls, flying around and slipping.
"Little cub, I know a divine beast, and they also have a divine beast of the same age, so I will give you a doll or something?"
"I'm not called a cub, I'm called a ball"
"Okay, good, Maruko Maruko, I will give you a baby kiss, just to ask for a daughter-in-law for you"
"What is a daughter-in-law?"
"What do you say," the crazy old man saw a fiery phoenix flying in front of him.
"Look, that female phoenix, do you think she's good-looking?"
"Pretty ......" Maruko nodded.
"If you think it's good-looking, you can take her home, and you're going to ask for a daughter-in-law."
"Oooh"
"Maruko, do you want to know how to bring her home?"
"Think"
"Follow me to learn ......" the crazy old man whistled, but this kind of whistling, blown out by the beast, is the "mating" message.
"Shhhh......h
Suddenly, something fell.
"What's that?" the crazy old man thought he was dizzy and missighted.
The fire phoenix seemed to have taken a fancy to the pills, so it pounced from a distance.
"Maruko, Maruko, run, run......" The crazy old man saw that this fire phoenix was menacing, and he was so frightened that he hurried away.
"Why are you running, aren't we going to take her home?"
"Maruko, we took her home, we have to ask you Ma Ma, and you Ma Ma agrees. The crazy old man hurriedly comforted.
"Oh oh, then hurry up and find Ma Ma"
"You wait for me, I'll go back and ask me about Mama" Maruko roared at the fire phoenix, and then swished, and flew away.
"It's really annoying......" Huo Feng shouted. "Oh, what about the people I caught?" the fire phoenix searched around for the prey to be offered to its master.
Drunk Qingzhou heard movement, "Ah......hhhhh
The drunken boat jumped up, the speed was very fast, and the drunken boat didn't have time to pass. Suddenly, it was sent over with an internal force, and it fell into the woods unharmed.
The incident happened suddenly, the drunk boat did not have a reasonable balance, and fell into a state of madness, and he returned to Xuanbing Lake to sit in shock.
"Ma Ma ......" Maruko shouted, finding that there was no one at the waterfall and no one at the hut. The crazy old man noticed that the Xuanbing Lake was smoking.
"Maruko, Maruko, you go to the waterfall to catch two fish, and give you hemp and hemp at night, you hurry up"
"Well, okay......"
The crazy old man was fully armed, and a fierce man stabbed down, and sure enough, the drunken light boat pounced on him like a starving ghost.
The crazy old man scratched himself, feeding the drunk light boat a little bit to drink blood, so far, the crazy old man can't find the crack of the drunk light boat, it has been recorded before, but the page of the crack was torn up.
So far, the mad old man has only been relieved by blood.
And at this moment, Maruko is happily catching fish, "Ten is enough, Ma Ma is more edible, it's better to catch ten more......"