On sauna days, the cicadas on the trees are shouting wheat in the air, and the tonsils are almost suppurating.

In the dormitory, three naked teenagers, facing the air conditioning, 16°C.

"It's hot, and the hair is going to be hot!"

"Think about it, it's still comfortable in the imperial mausoleum, it's cold, that's called a comfortable!"

"That is, there are thousands of bodyguards, how majestic. ”

"You're almost done, why don't you hurry up and brush your shoes, and wash all the socks you have saved under the bed. It's so hot, it's going to kill you!"

"Okay~ Emperor Zombie loves to be clean, we don't have to wait. ”

"Go, go, hurry!"

Xiang Xiaoyu kicked Huo Ill in the buttocks.

Huo Yi wore flip-flops, held the laundry tub full of smelly socks, and staggered to the laundry room.

Pick up a pair casually, shake your head and put it down, pick up another pair, and put it down again. A few round trips, but I can't get my hands on it.

"You're all a fritter. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu covered her nose and looked embarrassed.

"Sick seedling, his feet are big oil fields, and they will blow out in the summer. ”

Genghis Han occupied the entire air conditioner and mobilized the air conditioner up and down.

"I'm an oil field, then yours is a stinky ditch, the kind full of dead fish. ”

The laundry detergent of Huo Sickness is poured too much, and the foam is almost the same as the noodles, and it is all over the floor.

Just when Genghis Han was not paying attention, Huo Yi grabbed a handful of foam, crept behind him, and painted snowflakes on his back.

"What the hell, how does this foam smell weird, my God, are you using it to wash your feet and wipe the tablecloth!"

Genghis Han touched his back, put it in front of his nose and asked, almost rolling his eyes.

"Hey, hey, hey, disinfect for you. ”

"If you don't avenge this revenge, if you force me to make a big move, you will die an ugly death!"

Genghis Han unveiled the mat, and the shriveled socks of all colors stuck to it like postage stamps, and it was not only laborious to tear them off, but also clicking.

A smell of salted fish came to your face.

"Something is wrong, Brother Yu stop him!"

"Can't hold on, kid...... Poisonous...... Since childhood, which river has been a fierce son, which river has suffered!"

Xiang Xiaoyu covered his face with a wet towel dipped in water to prevent it from being really poisonous.

"Heh, you underestimate me!"

"What!"

Genghis Han gently brushed the bottom of the bed with a broom, and swept out a pile of black things.

"Dead mouse?"

"Hmph, brother has been saving for a long time, you can enjoy it!"

Xiang Xiaoyu is going crazy, with such a bad air quality environment, there is no way to breathe through gout.

Hua Haixin told them that they must not open the doors and windows, and usually the meals are sent in from the small indoor elevator, and they are sent out directly after eating.

Genghis Han made a basin of water, put in the stinky socks, added half a bag of laundry detergent, and stirred with a mop rod.

Grunt, there is a reaction in the water, constantly bubbling.

Genghis Han took out another empty basin and filled it with foam from the other basin.

The biochemical bubble war is about to kick off.

"Sick seedling, I will take refuge in you and cure this bastard boy together. ”

"Okay, let's teach him to be a man today!"

Xiang Xiaoyu held an empty basin in his left hand for defense, and a red bucket full of foam in his right hand as an ammunition depot.

Huo Yi also touched the basin with his hand, and followed him to dig up foam and attack Cheng Jisihan.

They only need to catch a piece of open space on each other's body, and hold on to it.

Genghis jumped up and down, and raced monkeys flexibly.

", Hanzi, don't hide in my coffin, don't step on my pillow with stinky feet!"

"Then you surrender, you come back again, I will spill this foam in your coffin!"

"Okay, you calm down, let's retreat!"

"Lay down your arms and spare you from dying!"

Genghis Han sideways the pot of blurry foam in his hand, and was about to fall.

Xiang Xiaoyu held the basin to block his head and slowly put down the red bucket.

"Calm down, Hanzi, we're playing with you, you come out first. ”

"Come out and you'll ravage me!"

"Well~ I'll ravage you if I don't come out. ”

"Can you hide from the first year of junior high school, can you hide from the fifteenth?"

The two of them looked fierce, supported their chins with their hands, touched their beards back and forth, and smiled lewdly at each other.

"You...... What are you going to do?"

"It's not what I'm going to do, it's what you're going to do. The coffin under your feet has been in the ground, and you are a child of a rich and noble family, and you have smallpox!"

"Ah......h

Genghis sat on the edge of the coffin, in a trance, and the basin in his hand was also placed on the ground.

"What would he have done if he knew his coffin was being treated like this?"

"What's the matter, I'm sure I crawled out in the middle of the night and strangled him, chopped off his feet, sewed his mouth, so that he couldn't get out of bed and eat bananas in his life!"

"Won't you...... Can't eat any bananas?"

"yes, alas, it's pitiful to think about. Not everyone is a zombie, not everyone can sleep in a coffin!"

These two sang and harmonized, which scared Genghis into a mess.

"That'...... Then let's settle for a tie this time and fight again another day!"

"I'm scared!!"

"Cut, naïve, I didn't tremble at all the zombies in the dungeon, I'm afraid of a little ghost in open crotch pants?"

As he spoke, Genghis suddenly jumped out of the coffin.

"Just ...... A hand was really grabbing my leg just now!"

"Go! and want to scare us, your IQ has improved!"

"I'm honest, I didn't lie to you!"

"Okay, okay, I won't mess with you, you can go wash your socks!"

"Really, I'm serious!"

It may really be an illusion, no matter what Genghis Han says, they don't believe it.

The more Genghis Han thought about it, the more frightened he became, standing by the laundry pool in a daze, letting the faucet flow unchecked.

"Hanko, give you bananas!"

Chirp!

A stinky sock with foam dripping water flew out.

"Your observation period is over!"

Syllable!

Hua Haixin carried a black leather suitcase on his left hand and a bag on his right shoulder.

As soon as I opened the door, the stinky sock hit the head, sticking to my hair like a bow hair cage.

"Who!!!!

"His!"

Xiang Xiaoyu and Huo Yi brushed together and pointed to Genghis Khan.

"You!"

"No...... Yes, I ......"

"It's you, copy the word 'socks' 3,000 times, and by the way, copy the English version, copy the Russian version, and ...... French."

"Hey, hey, hey......"

"What are you two snickering, copy together!"

"Ah~"

......

......

From the day they came out of the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, Xiang Xiaoyu and the others were given a full body examination, and they were indirectly isolated in the dormitory for half a month to prevent any unpredictable adverse reactions.

Hua Haixin took out a comb from her bag and combed it on her head, her foam-stained hair gradually became shiny, and she took out a tissue to wipe it, the fragrance was pleasant.

The three brothers used basins to block important parts and stood in a row, their heads covered with foam.

Hua Haixin pinched his nose and wandered left and right at the door, not daring to take a step forward.

"I don't want to find a place to sit, the taste is still so weird, have you eaten stinky tofu for half a month?"

"We ...... It's not breathable. ”

"What a beautiful reason, do you learn to swim bare-assed?"

"It's hot~"

"What's going on with the hot water all over the floor, the originally clean dormitory was made by you to smoke and miasma, and I thought I had fallen into the sewer when I first entered the door!"

"We were washing our socks and we had a lot of fun, so we ......"

"Okay, didn't I tell you to take a shower in advance, did you finish washing?"

"It's kind of a wash. ”

"Xiao Yu, can you speak with some confidence, don't always be ambiguous!"

"Didn't wash!"

"It's so reasonable to be unwashed, but I don't have time, hurry up and get dressed and come with me, and you two will come too." If you don't take a bath, I won't be the one who will suffer next!"

Thirty seconds, get dressed.

For the students of Koto, getting dressed is absolutely fast, after all, they are all people who have morning self-study.

"Nothing unwell, right?"

"I have!"

"What's wrong with you?"

"Sister Hua, I may have a problem with my sense of smell, and I always smell a foul smell. ”

"Huh~ The three of you live together, the garden has become a dung heap, and everything will be fine if your brain is not broken. Alright, you guys come with me and check it out!"

The three of them were criticized for being discouraged.

"Clean the dormitory, make sure the doors and windows haven't been opened for a while!"

Hua Haixin cares about this door and window very much, because this dormitory has been processed, and people outside the system cannot enter, and if you get close, an alarm will be sounded, especially She.

The legendary advanced system of Koto is called "Ebetsu Crane", which was developed by 9527 and docked with the "Guanyin" satellite in the air.

"I haven't opened it. ”

"Open it right now!"

After cleaning the dormitory, when he was about to leave, Genghis Han was still counting his socks, and no matter how he counted, he lost a pair of black ones.

"One, two ......"

"Hanzi, I'm waiting for you, let's go!"

"Come, come. ”

Genghis Han walked last, and when he locked the door, he found a row of small footprints on the ground, dripping with water, like a child, looking down, on the wall, on the roof, everywhere.

He immediately rubbed his eyes and looked at it again.

"Maybe my brain is really damaged, next time I eat a few more bananas to make up for it. ”

Locked the door and followed.

Genghis Sihan was still a little frightened in his heart, first he grabbed his ankle ring, then he lost his socks, and finally saw dripping footprints.

didn't dare to think about it, he hoped that this series of things was just a prank made by Xiang Xiaoyu.

Along the flybridge, you will come to a building that you have never been to before, Dingfeng Building.

"Sister Hua, what does this Dingfeng Building do?"

"This building is dedicated to all kinds of religious analysis, cultural differences, world history, etc. ”

"There's at least 30 floors, isn't it all about that?"

"In general, this building is a liberal arts college, understand?"

"I understand a little. ”

Hua Haixin led them to the last room at the end of the corridor on the third floor, F-0312.

"I'll get in there later, take a shower, I'll be waiting for you outside. ”

They undressed and stood inside a circular glass enclosure with a perforated ring rising from the bottom of the cover.

Backbite!

"The sterilization system has been activated, and the washing time is ten minutes. ”

The ring sprays an active mist in the air, which tickles comfortably on the body, and each water molecule is doing its best to help them remove bacteria from their bodies.

The mist filled the entire glass cover, just up to the neck.

Burst!

The hood opened, and the fog rose.

"It's very clean, it's become a little fresh meat after washing!"

"The main foundation is good!" Genghis Han twisted the buttons and shook his bangs.

"The pig's head looks good!"

Huo Yi pulled away Genghis Han, who was standing in front of the glass cover and looking in the mirror.

"Jiang Beihe, close the door!"

"Sonic matching, turn on the door closing command!"

Bang!

Six combination locks were added to the door, and it was estimated that only the cannon could blast it open.

"Why is the lock so tight, is this going to get us done here?"

"I know every day!"

Hua Haixin patted Cheng Ji Sihan's head.

"Jiang Beihe, raise the coffin!"

A golden coffin and two laser cannons floated on the ground.

"Wow, is this going to give me a new bed?"

"Yes, you'll lie in it in a minute!"

"Really?"

"Well, it's very simple to lie down, and whether you can get up or not depends on your creation. ”

"What do you mean?"

"The meaning of painting bones to soar!"

"So interesting?"

"Absolutely interesting!"

"Let's get started right away!"

Hua Haixin took out three bowls, a needle, two cotton threads, and a golden jade pen from the suitcase.

"Bear with me!"

"Such a thick tube, it won't kill me!"

"Don't worry, you are a zombie emperor, and you can't die!"

"Sister Hua, don't make fun of me, I'm really a little scared. ”

"The blood-making ability of zombies is a hundred times that of humans, and if you flow out here, it will be replenished immediately. ”

Genghis saw the needle, and his muscles couldn't help but tighten. "It's so thick, I look dizzy. ”

"Pray silently for Brother Yu. "It's also the first time I've seen a needle as thick as a water cup.

"Come on!"

Rolled up his sleeves and hit the nail on the head, causing Xiang Xiaoyu to grin.

"I went, Brother Yu's blood turned out to be blue. ”

"Slow down, slow down...... It hurts!"

"Ok, it's full, you can wait. ”

Hua Haixin poured blood into the bowl and inserted cotton thread.

Xiang Xiaoyu pressed the pinhole tightly with a cotton swab, always feeling like she was going to die.

"It's okay, don't press it. ”

I took the swab, and sure enough, the blood near the pinhole had clotted.

"It's good to blink an eye, and it feels doubly cool!"

"Brother Yu, cow!"

"It's really not as hard as you are the overlord of Xichu, I feel pain when I look at it. ”

"Come here, put the lid down, be careful, don't hurt your body. ”

The three of them worked together, and the coffin lid slowly fell.

"You two help me, and you help him. With a golden fetal jade pen, dip this bowl of blood and smear Xiaoyu's seven vertebrae with each other, that is, stiff bones, and not let go of one. ”

"Stiff bones, I'm only seven?"

"There are seven zombies and 24 humans!"

"Seven, is it enough?"

"Aren't you all alive and well, take off your clothes, you two come over to help, you can't interfere with this work." ”

"Princess Zombie Patriarch, I can't do Sister Hua?"

"It's a rule, and it can't be changed. I can do anything else, the painting bone must be a man, you two come!"

Hua Haixin turned around and handed over the work to them.

Xiang Xiaoyu took off his shirt and lay in the coffin with his back up.

Genghis Han held the bowl, and Huo Yi drew stiff bones.

"Brother Yu's birthmark is really exquisite. ”

"Draw it, don't touch it, it will bite!"

"Okay, the last one, put the pen away, it's done!"

As soon as Huo Yi put down the bowl, Genghis Han turned on the taunt mode without a head.

"Writing the Preface to the Orchid Pavilion Collection, it seems to be a lot of water. ”

"Don't interject when the gods talk in the future, I'm annoyed when I hear you talk, and I always have the urge to beat you. ”

"Hmph, isn't it just jealous that I'm more handsome than you!"

"I'm a flower in Jiangdong, and I've never been afraid of anyone in terms of appearance!"

"That's also my Genghis Han fulfilled you, although I have the appearance of a closed moon and a shy flower, but I have the heart of three points. ”

"You two don't fight, you're not as handsome as me, this blood is going to be dried. ”

"Yes, Brother Yu is the most handsome, and I am the ugliest. ”

......

......

"You two, with guns. ”

Huo Yi and Genghis Han set up a laser cannon and almost fired at each other.

"Xiaoyu, sleep for a while. ”

Hum~

Three minutes later, Xiang Xiaoyu snored.

Hua Haixin lit a bowl of blood and put it on the head of the coffin, and the remaining bowl was placed at the tail.

The painting bone soars, and it officially begins!