Body One Hundred and Five Chapters: Drop, Student Card
As soon as he heard that he was going to play a martial arts competition, the king hurriedly persuaded: "Big brother, I don't think it's better to compare." As the saying goes, this knife and gun have no eyes, in case there is a mistake in the brothers, how can I, as a younger brother, feel at ease?"
Hu Li said: "Your Majesty rest assured. The three of us brothers have been cultivating hard for nearly a thousand years, and we have already cultivated to the realm of unfathomable gods and ghosts, and nothing has happened. ”
Wukong sneered when he heard this: "Hehe! If you don't go to heaven, there is no door to hell and you want to break in!
Hu Li said: "You agreed?"
Wukong said: "Promised, promised." How can you compare this time?"
Hu Li said: "I want to bet with you to cut off your head!"
Wukong said: "That's good, old rules, you come first!"
Hu Li said: "This time you come first!"
Wukong laughed and said: "Wenbi will come first for you, and Wubi will come for us first, you are so calculating!"
Hu Li said: "If you don't dare, then admit defeat." ”
Wukong said: "I'm afraid of you! ”
The king also decreed that a killing ground should be set up. The will is that there are 3,000 Yulin troops, lined up outside the gate, and the executioners are ready with swords and axes.
Bajie stood in front of Xuanzang and said earnestly: "Master, this picture is too heavy, don't look at it, you have to have nightmares at night when you watch it." ”
Xuanzang shouted: "I want to see it! I want to see it! Don't get in my way!"
Bajie said: "I'm afraid that you will call your apprentice again in the middle of the night!"
Xuanzang said: "Don't talk nonsense! You stand in my way again, be careful that I deduct your recommendation!"
The boss is the cow!
Bajie didn't say a word, and stepped aside.
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Wukong went straight to the killing field, and the executioner stepped forward to tie Wukong, and then shouted: "I'll cut it!" The executioner couldn't hold it, and the ghost-headed big knife flew out more than ten feet away, grabbed a thud and inserted it above the door, shaking non-stop.
Hu Li said loudly: "Monk, don't cheat!"
Wukong said: "Why am I cheating?"
Hu Li said: "I will do you too." If a person has supernatural powers, how can mortal swords and soldiers hurt him in the slightest? He will be slaughtered well, and he is not allowed to use his supernatural powers, and if he can't cut off his head, it doesn't count. ”
Wukong said: "It's up to you, it's up to you, and it's just cut off again." ”
So the executioner took another ghost-headed knife and slashed it at the back of Wukong's neck. This knife went down, directly cut off the head, and kicked it away, and the head was like a watermelon, rolling six or seven feet away.
Although the head was cut off, there was not a trace of blood coming out of the neck.
The headless body shouted, "My head, my head, come here!"
But the head cried out on the ground, "I don't have long legs, how can I get here!"
The body said: "You don't come, right, then I'll grow another one." "Another head grows.
Hu Li hurriedly said: "Cut again!"
The executioner raised his sword and slashed, and another head appeared on the ground.
"Keep chopping!"
"I'll cut it!"
"Keep chopping!"
"I'll cut it!"
"Keep chopping!"
"I'll chop and chop!"
"Why did it stop?"
"It's soft!"
After a short while, a bunch of heads rolled on the ground, and the executioner was already crying and fainting on the spot.
Bajie tiptoed to the execution ground, but was discovered by Xuanzang.
Xuanzang asked, "Bajie, why are you in a hurry to collect the monkey's body?"
Bajie turned around and said, "Such a lot of monkey brains, my eyes are hot when I look at them." ”
Xuanzang said: "Don't make a bad idea, you are a vegetarian now!"
Bajie said: "This thing is too expensive, I'm going to stock up on some goods!"
Xuanzang scolded angrily: "You idiot, I just saw that you were pleasing to the eye, and the pig's tail leaked out again! Do you want to change careers to become Amway?"
Bajie smiled and turned back.
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Seeing such a terrifying picture, the king was terrified and said, "National teacher, that monk is very powerful." ”
Hu Li said: "It's a small trick, I will too, wait for me to chop and chop." ”
Hu Li walked to the killing field, and let the executioner cut off his head, but there was no trace of blood.
He shouted, "Come on!" and the head rolled towards Huli's body.
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, that monster is more powerful than you, his head will roll!"
Wukong sneered: "Then I'll give him a hard shot!"
After that, he plucked out a handful of monkey hair and said that his voice changed, and he conjured up a hundred and ten tiger heads.
These heads swarmed towards Hu Li's body.
People are three big heads, but now the tiger power is as big as a hundred heads!
Which one is real?
"Drop, student card. ”
"Copycats, get out!"
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"Drop, good guy card. ”
"Liar, get out!"
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"Drop, IC card. ”
"Fuck your sister, get out!"
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"Drop, Monica. ”
"Don't mess around, get out!"
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"Drop, Casablanca. ”
"What the hell,!"
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"Where's my head, where is my head! Come here!"
"I'm so stuck that I can't get through. ”
"It's useless, get out!"
"Count you ruthless, I'll get out!"
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After waiting for a long time, the mana of the tiger power immortal was exhausted, and he fell to the ground and died, and after his death, he turned into his true appearance, which turned out to be a tiger.
The king exclaimed, "Oh, youkai!"
Lu Li said: "Your Majesty, how can my senior brother be a monster, this is the conspiracy of those monks." They killed my eldest brother, and I must take revenge. ”
The king said, "How to take revenge?"
Lu Li said: "This monkey has great powers, and most of us are not his opponents, but the revenge of killing my brother cannot be avenged." If the two of us can succeed, we will continue to protect you. ”
Lu Li said, gave Yang Li a look, and the two flew forward, and they were about to arrest Xuanzang.
Bajie said angrily: "You only say that the monkey is very capable, but you can't treat my old pig as a mud pinch! Wujing was not far behind, and took out the scepter to join the battle group.
The skills of these two Taoist priests are really unbearable, and before Wukong can make a move, he was knocked to the ground by the two of Bajie Wujing and turned into their original form, but it turned out to be a white-haired horned deer and an antelope.
Wukong said with a smile: "If you want Wenbi, maybe I can spare your life, if you want to talk about Wubi, where is there a way for you to wait!"
When the king saw that the three national teachers had died in the blink of an eye, he couldn't help but cry like rain, and he couldn't stop crying.
Xuanzang stepped forward and comforted: "Your Majesty, why are you so confused! Where are they serious immortal Taoists, they are obviously three mountain beasts that have become essences." It's only because you're still angry that they didn't dare to do it. If you wait another two years, when your qi decays, it will kill you and take your country. ”
The Minister of Civil and Military Affairs also stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, the three national teachers are monsters, and the words of the holy monks must not be listened to." ”
The king pondered again and again, and slowly came to his senses, and then he stopped crying.
The king said, 'That being said, I would like to thank the holy monks.' Ask the holy monk to go back and rest first, and tomorrow the widow will arrange a vegetarian feast as a reward. Immediately, he ordered someone to arrange food and accommodation for Xuanzang and a few people.
In the evening, after fasting, Xuanzang said: "You all prepare, I want to overtake these three monsters." ”
Wukong said: "Why did Master suddenly have a kind heart and want to surpass the monster?"
Xuanzang sighed and said: "Although these three monsters have harmed countless people and their sins are unforgivable, they are all selective, and they are not harmed when they see people. This is not important, the most important thing is that although the three of them are monsters, they are more righteous than many so-called righteous gentlemen, which is really rare, rare. This is really in response to the sentence that I don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I want to die on the same day and month of the same year. ”
Wukong couldn't help but nod and said, "Master is right, these three monsters are indeed much more righteous than those Jianghu brothers I worshipped back then." It's really rare to see such monsters. ”
Xuanzang said: "It's a pity that they made mistakes and harmed others and themselves." I read that they are righteous and angry, so I will surpass them once, reincarnate in the next life, and become a new human being. ”
So Xuanzang did a simple ritual and overtook the three monsters.
After the overtime, Xuanzang asked, "By the way, Wukong, what's going on with that alarm clock?"
Wukong said: "Hehe, when Su Buer was about to leave, I touched the disciple in his arms. ”
Xuanzang said: "It turns out that you stole it! You lied to me at the beginning, saying that he lost it." ”
Bajie said: "Master, you are also honest. Thinking that this monkey stole the elixir, stole the wine, and stole the peach, he was a thief. Later, he stole ginseng fruit in Wuzhuang Guan, and you haven't seen his methods. ”
Wukong said angrily: "You are embarrassed to say! That ginseng fruit was stolen by you, and now you are cheap and sell it!"
Bajie said: "That's the spiritual root of the Three Realms! I just talked about it at the time, but I didn't expect you to really be able to do it." In the end, it also brought a few of us to suffer. ”
Wukong said angrily: "I, I, I'll make you a fool who crosses the river and demolishes the bridge!"
Xuanzang interjected: "Don't let me and mine, Wukong, you confess honestly, what else did you touch him?"
Wukong said: "I just touched it casually at the time, and I only got a copy of "Crossing Encyclopedia Collection" and this alarm clock, and there is really no rest." ”
Xuanzang scolded: "I, I, I'll take you a monkey who hasn't grown up! What are you not good at learning, you actually learn to steal from others! You say you steal, you can steal, why don't you help the teacher steal a few more grenades and come back!!"
Wukong said: "I was touching this alarm clock at the time, and I guess it's a good thing." ”
Xuanzang said: "If it is not round in autumn, it must be a good thing? The pebbles in the river are still round and not in autumn." ”
Bajie gloated on the side: "Haha, this time the monkey is deflated again." ”
Wukong frowned, and shouted: "If I eat deflated, you will suffer, do you believe it or not?"
When Xuanzang saw that the situation was wrong, he hurriedly made a haha and persuaded him: "Everyone is joking, don't take it seriously." Wukong, go and make me a cup of tea, I'm a little thirsty for my teacher. ”
Bajie muttered: "All of them turn their faces like flipping through a book, and they will change when they say it, which makes me nervous! ”
Xuanzang said: "Bajie, what are you muttering nonsense there?"
Bajie said: "I'm happy." I said I could finally get a good night's sleep tonight. ”
Nothing was said all night.
In the early morning of the next day, the king set up a court to gather many officials to send a decree: "Quickly recruit monks, list the four gates, and hang them all way." On the other side, there was a large banquet and invited Xuanzang and a few people to the East Pavilion to attend the banquet.
Five hundred monks who fled for their lives got the news that the king had sent a decree to recruit monks, and they all came back happily to report, and returned Wukong's Monkey King summoning order, a lot.
By the way, this token is based on the roots, yay!
After the banquet, the king happily changed Guan Wen, and brought the queen and concubines to send the holy monk out of the city together.
The procession continued westward, leaving only a few long footprints......