Wilde screamed, and the aborigines who were making a fuss all looked at him complainingly. Vertices are updated the fastest

But Feige was happy. He thought to himself, "That's right." In such a serious meeting, these bastards actually dared to tear down my platform! Fortunately, fortunately, there is finally a sensible person, otherwise this face would be lost today. ”

So he greeted warmly: "Erkang...... No...... That Erde, come up, come up and tell everyone about the origin of our Daming Lake!"

Wilde was not ambiguous, and immediately squeezed through the crowd and climbed onto the stage.

Fei Qi introduced: "This is Mr. Wilde, an aboriginal native of our Chinatown town, and I think everyone knows him. Now I'm going to ask him to tell me what happened, and everyone applauds!"

Bang bang, bang bang.

Wilde began to feel inflamed after a moment's deliberation: "This was the way it was," he said, pointing at him.

"I was chasing a mouse on a hillside, when I suddenly saw two figures flying out of the town, and they were fighting as they flew, and one of them took out a rake and threw it at the other man's head, and the man flashed, and the rake fell to the ground. For a while, the smoke and dust were billowing and I couldn't distinguish things. Finally, when the dust settled, a large crater appeared in the ground. That's right, you guessed it right! The two adults who were fighting were Shengwuneng and Shengdaoji, and that big pit was built by Shengwuneng with a rake, and later it became our Daming Lake!"

At this time, the eyes of the audience were fixed on Wilde, what a fucking showman!

The people who were heckling just now suddenly couldn't sit still.

Donald took advantage of the fact that he was still on the stage, and immediately shouted: "I remember! This Daming Lake was built by Lord Shengwuneng with a rake! I still know more fierce materials!"

Fei Qi smiled and said, "I'm sorry, your memory is too bad, now I have decided to disqualify you from inflammation and give me a calf immediately!"

The aborigines in the audience shouted, "I know!

Feige looked down the stage and pointed to one of them, "David, you come up!"

The guy named David climbed onto the stage and began to pull: "That day I was fishing on the shore of Daming Lake, and suddenly a big fluffy palm was slapped from the sky, yes, the size of six lakes. Later, I saw Lord Saint Wukong rise into the air, swing out with a knife, and cut that big palm in two......"

Oops, this one is too mysterious!

Feige quickly interrupted, "Alright, Mr. David, you can go down." Next ......"

In fact, the so-called propaganda is like this, as long as the propaganda is strong enough, it can completely make ordinary people enter a state of blind superstition.

For example, melon seeds, ahem, chestnuts: two different brands of shampoo, one with a huge investment in advertising, and the other never advertised. So which brand will sell more?

If you think about it, how different is this from MLM?

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Time passed quickly.

The next afternoon, a patrolling knight noticed a black mist coming out of several deep pits not far from the town, and he immediately reported it to the regiment commander Allen.

At this time, Eren is in a meeting with Goku, Feige, and others to discuss the battle arrangement.

Wukong asked, "Lao Ai, what's the matter with these demonic spirits?"

"These dark creatures love the smell of darkness, and they're creating an atmosphere that makes them feel comfortable," Alan said. But I wondered: how could there be so many potholes around here?"

Wukong pointed at Fei Qi and said, "You have to ask him about this, he is the mastermind behind the scenes!"

Fei Qi said: "God, it's really none of my business, it's all done by those geological exploration enthusiasts in the town." ”

Alan asked curiously, "What are they digging holes for?"

Fei Qi said: "Don't you just want to dig a few more lakes out?" They dug a lot of pits within a few dozen miles of Daming Lake, and they wanted to survey the path of the underground river. ”

Alan teased, "Well, these pits have all become gathering points for those dark creatures." ”

Wukong said: "Lao Ai, I'm surprised, how can these monsters appear in those deep pits?"

Alan explained, "Actually, they were all teleported, from the Dark Abyss World. ”

Wukong felt even more strange, and he asked, "Then why don't you just teleport to the town?

Alan said: "The reason is simple. First of all, this kind of transmission is not a one-time thing, but in batches, so that it is easy to be broken individually. Secondly, these monsters were very vulnerable the moment they were first teleported. If they were teleported to the town, we could easily kill them. Unless the town lacks any defenses. ”

Wukong asked, "Crossing the river and hitting it?"

Alan said, "Yes, that's what it means. ”

Wukong said: "Oh, you didn't say it earlier!"

Alench said, "My lord, is it swollen?"

Bajie said: "My senior brother has a perspective skill, if you said it earlier, he can detect those monsters in advance, so that he can strangle them in the cradle." ”

Alan said, "Oh, you didn't say it earlier! ”

Wukong said: "In other words, the opponent's attack is likely to start this evening?"

Alan said: "Yes, since they dare to expose the dark aura, it means that their assembly process has been completed. ”

Wukong said: "Then there is no need to talk about it. Now gather urgently, I want to bless all the knights!"

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Honk...... Honk......

The horn of the assembly had sounded, and the knights quickly dressed themselves in order, mounted their horses, and assembled in the square, and the townspeople stood at their own doors or on the edge of the square to watch the bustle.

Of course, while watching, I swallowed melon seeds.

Melon seeds have become an indispensable necessity of life.

It didn't take long for the team to assemble. Although there were only 1,200 horsemen, a killing spirit rose to the sky.

The war horse under Allen's crotch shook its head and snorted a few times. He pulled the reins and said in a loud voice, "Brothers, pay attention, now I invite a few saints to speak!" and with that, he rode his horse aside.

All the knights looked ahead with solemn expressions.

Wukong walked to the front of the group and waved his hand to everyone, and then asked in a loud voice, "Why did you come!"

The knights replied in unison: "Do the will of my lord, and let the glory of my lord shine on the earth!"

Wukong encouraged: "Warriors, the enemy has appeared! Ordinary people are waiting for you to protect! Their homeland needs to be guarded, what are you waiting for!"

The knights replied in unison again: "Pierce their fragile bodies with spears, and use our sacred knight's sword to overtake them to hell!"

Wukong said: "Very good! I wish you all a victorious start and success!"

Rumble!

The already high morale has once again been greatly improved.

Next it was Bajie's turn.

He confidently stepped forward and shouted, "Brothers, the flowers of the maidens will be offered to the bravest of you!

When Alan heard this, he quickly reminded: "Saint, we can't get married and fall in love, because we are Templars, not ordinary secular knights. ”

Bajie rolled his eyes and said, "It's just a flower, you think too much." Well, if not, I'll put it another way: knights, those beautiful and kind girls are looking forward to your protection! Now, answer me aloud, as a man, a man full of a sense of justice, will you be indifferent to this!"

All the knights replied in unison: "It is our bounden duty to protect the safety of the life and property of every lawful citizen! Knights do not die, and beautiful flowers are eternal!"

Bajie said with satisfaction: "Gray is always good! Here, I wish you a great victory and a safe return!"

Rumble!

The morale of the knights rose to the top all at once.

And then it's time to become enlightened.

Wujing scratched his head and walked slowly to the team.

He was silent for a long time, and finally spoke: "Uh, how can I say it, my eloquence is not very good...... This, I bless you: every year there is today, every year there is today!"

Grip grass ——!

Let's pin our heads to the waistband of our trousers and work hard, you actually wish us a year today, a year and a day?

This is called 'not very good eloquence'? This is not good at all, is it good that he has no eloquence at all!

Rumble!

The morale that had been high suddenly dropped to the bottom.