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Chapter 67: Pirates of the Caribbean

The old fisherman was stunned and said, "These boats are our food fellows, and they don't borrow or borrow." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

At this time, a young fisherman said, "You are not fishermen, what are you borrowing a boat for?"

Yue said curiously: "Fight devils!"

The young man was stunned: "I only heard that fishing boats can catch fish, but I didn't expect to be able to catch devils, it seems that I really have an admiration for fishing boats!"

The old fisherman frowned: "The little devil is coming?"

Yue was curious and said proudly: "Not bad." "That expression, that look, as if he was a devil.

The old fisherman immediately looked sad and muttered in a low voice: "The little devil is coming, shall we run or run?"

The young man said, "Old turtle, let's run!"

"Run!"

The old fisherman shouted, "Stop!" When the words fell, the dozen or so fishermen stopped and looked at him in a daze, with a blank expression.

The old fisherman said: "Colleagues, now is the time when the national disaster is at the head and the boat is used, someone says, 'The country is in trouble, and the husband is responsible', I strongly recommend lending the boat to fight devils, do you say it's okay?"

The young man said, "Old turtle, we are just fishermen, not horsemen, I can't see it." ”

The old fisherman's face sank: "Although we are not puppets, we are also Chinese." Another person said, 'If the youth is weak, the country will be weak, and if the youth is strong, the country will be strong.' 'Little turtle, if all the teenagers are like you, then the country will be over, you have to think twice!"

The young man thought for a moment, slapped his thigh violently, and shouted, "Okay, from today onwards, this little life of my little turtle will be in the hands of your old turtle!"

Yue was very puzzled, and asked, "One of you is an old turtle and the other is a small turtle, I don't look like a grandson, what is your relationship?"

Xiao Turtle said: "My fishing skills are taught by the old turtle, we are friends, but also master and apprentice, but the love is like father and son." ”

Yue was curious, "Oh", "The old turtle has a very high means of fishing?"

"No, no. "Last year, we used to fish in the warm current of the Gulf of Mexico. For eighty-four days in a row, he didn't catch a single fish, and every day he returned empty-handed. He's old, you see his hands, they're rough, they're like an old piece of dried bark, a sign of eternal failure......"

"Nonsense!" said the old turtle angrily, "have you forgotten?

The little turtle laughed: "Yes, when he came back that day, he fell asleep, snoring, and slept like a pig, but ......"

"However, I dreamed of lions. The old turtle smiled and took over the conversation.

"Later, a foreign friend of mine wrote a book called The Old Man and the Sea based on the deeds of me and the old turtle, and I heard that he later won the Nobel Prize for Literature. ”

"It turns out that you are Hemingway's friends, celebrities, disrespectful and disrespectful. Yue smiled curiously, "Now let's talk about the right thing, okay?"

The little turtle suddenly became impatient and shouted, "If there is a fart, release it quickly!"

Yue nodded curiously, turned around, and pouted his buttocks, but when he heard a "boom", a small fishing boat not far away immediately shattered into powder.

Everyone was speechless, motionless, like a stone carving and wood sculpture. After a long time, the old turtle relieved himself: "Strong man, what kind of trick is this?"

Yue was curious and said indifferently: "This is the Taishang Qigong that shocks the world, intimidates the world, moves eight tables, and is invincible in the world in myths and legends. ”

The old turtle was stunned for a moment, then turned around and shouted: "Fellow villagers, although we are numerous and strong, if we want to eliminate the devils, we must have a leader, otherwise we will be a plate of scattered sand." This strong man is strong in martial arts, dignified in appearance, extraordinary in appearance, and tough in temperament, so we will take him as the leader, how about it?"

The dozen or so fishermen applauded. Immediately afterwards, some of them clapped their hands, some danced, some somersaults, some walked the catwalk, some performed juggling, and some practiced splitting, a lively scene. There was a scorching light in their eyes, laughing, making noise, and shouting. Obviously, they were all very excited and excited.

Yue Curiosity bowed his hand, and said loudly: "Curiosity decay, I can't take on this important task, thanks to the recommendation of Mr. Turtle, the support of the tribal alliance, curiosity is willing to do its best to make China a powerful country!"

The old turtle raised his arms and shouted: "Long live the Chinese Empire, the Great Emperor!" and the fishermen applauded again.

At this time, Long Yuxuan leaned closer and said, "Can these dozen or so small fishing boats defeat the warships that are not easy in Yamaguchi?"

Yue said curiously: "I have confidence!"

Long Yujian pouted: "Why do you men always like to fight and kill, can't you solve things peacefully?"

"A man's world, a woman will never understand!" Yue took a small step, trotted, and jumped onto a small fishing boat. He looked at the mountains and blue seas in the distance, and suddenly flicked the sleeves of his robe, "There are so many delicate rivers and mountains, let's go!"

The old turtle immediately led those old and young fishermen to kneel on the ground, and sang in unison: "The Eastern Holy Sect Master Wen Cheng is a martial artist, Ze is born by the common people, and he will dominate the rivers and lakes for thousands of years! Long live, long live, long live!"

"I'm not undefeated in the East!Old turtle, old turtle, have you read too many martial arts novels?" Yue sighed curiously, "This naval battle is more auspicious and less auspicious, life and death are fate, we can only win and not lose, and I am the only one in the eight directions!"

The old turtle bowed down and said: "Obey the decree of Grandma Tong, if you don't succeed, you will become benevolent!" Yue was curious and frowned: "Grandma Tong, you can really do it, you are dementia!"

After a while, everyone swung their oars. The fishing boat pushes away the waves, and the beautiful girl is reflected on the sea, surrounded by seagulls. The boat was gentle, drifting in the water, and a cool wind was blowing in front of it.

The fishing boats have sailed far away, and the shadow of the land has long since disappeared.

Long Yuji suddenly said: "Brother Yue, it's noon, I'm hungry." Yue Curious smiled slightly, turned his gaze to the old turtle, and said, "What do you have to eat?"

The old turtle shook his head: "No." Yue was stunned curiously: "Can't you?" The old turtle sighed: "You don't know, there are thieves on the sea!"

Yue Qian frowned and said, "Will there be thieves on the sea?" The old turtle smiled: "I'm sorry, it should be a pirate." They burned, killed, and plundered, and they were already full of evil, so we never brought dry food, and we did not dare to bring it. ”

Long Yuxuan pouted: "In broad daylight, how can there be pirates, you think I'm scared, who are you bluffing!" The words fell, and the little turtle cheered: "Look, it's coming, it's coming, the pirates are coming!"

The old turtle raised his hand and gave him a violent shudder, and shouted, "Brother Pirate is here, you are happy!"

Yue was stunned for a moment: "Do you call a pirate brother?"

The old turtle grinned: "We see each other often and are very familiar with each other, but we are not friends. Master Yue, don't be angry with the little turtle, you can't do it, he's just a little king!"

Just then, a large ship approached. A flag hung on the mast, waving in the wind, and the five large characters embroidered on it, "Pirates of the Caribbean", fluttered in the wind.

At the bow of the ship stood dozens of strong men. First, a shirtless, skinny one-eyed man shouted: "Don't be afraid, everyone is a regular customer, and there is no need to introduce the contemptible people." We make a living by performing arts, passing by treasures, and hope that the ranking officials will cheer more and offer ugliness!"

Suddenly, a yellow-faced and thin-skinned child struck the broken gong in his hand.

"Knock, knock, knock......" accompanied by the sound of gongs, a small monkey sprang out. The monkey flipped a few times and slipped into the cabin.

The kid hurriedly said, "I'm still striking the gong, you can't go!" As soon as he finished speaking, a gorilla walked out. It crossed its hands on its hips, twisted its buttocks, and actually walked with catwalks. That spirit, that posture, like a big name appearing.

The kid said, "Okay, let's dance!" and the gorilla snorted and turned to walk towards the cabin.

The kid had a bitter face: "Don't you go, can't you dance a hip-hop dance? This is what you are best at!"

"Okay!" the words fell, ran out of an ape, stood on the deck, shook the group, and said loudly, "Good afternoon, everyone, shall I sing a song of other people's fame?"

"Don't talk nonsense, sing it!" the kid yelled.

The ape smiled slightly, grinned and sang: "The rolling Yangtze River is passing away, the waves are sweeping away the heroes, several successes and failures are empty in the blink of an eye, ushering in the sunrise, sending away the sunset, stepping on the bumpy road, fighting the hardships and dangers and setting off again, ah...... The snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is bleak, the world is vast, a cut of cold plums stands proudly in the snow, only for the fragrance of the Yiren, love what I love......"

"Don't howl, the timbre is not accurate, it's out of tune!" the kid said as he rushed up, kicking the ape's hips incessantly, "Let you practice your voice well, you just won't listen! Don't you know that one minute on stage, ten years off stage, you lazy worm! Get up ten minutes early, you can die! I'll beat you to death, I'll ...... you."

"Alright, okay, stop kicking, ahh

The one-eyed man smiled and said in a snarling voice, "Don't laugh, everyone, now I invite the last member of the monkey family to make an appearance-" The words fell, and a big white and fat wild boar ran up.

"This wild boar also belongs to the monkey family?" Long Yuyu was stunned.

"I don't know, it's hard to say. Yue smacked his lips curiously.

The one-eyed man smiled: "Please don't make fun of it for being fat and bloated, in fact, its body is very agile, and the program it brings is a 100-meter sprint." Baby, rush forward!"

His last sentence was naturally addressed to the big boar. When the boar heard this, he raised his front legs, kicked the deck, and ran forward like crazy.

Seeing this, the one-eyed man hurriedly said, "Stop it, I'll use it at night!"

Yue was curious and confused, turned his head and asked the old turtle beside him, "What does he mean by this, could it be that he has taken a fancy to this pig?"

The old turtle had a gloomy face: "Definitely, this guy is really perverted!"

It's too late, it's too soon. The strong men couldn't stop it, and with a "plop", the big wild boar fell into the water.

The old turtle slapped his thigh suddenly: "I'm useless, it's a pity!" Yue was curious and petrified.

Long Yuji suddenly said, "Hey, guys, do you have any performances? Don't mess with some livestock to fool the audience, okay?"

The one-eyed man frowned and said, "These are livestock, wow, come on!" Those strong men said in unison: "Lao Du, we are here!"

Lao Du smiled and waved at a young man of short stature. The man immediately stepped forward.

Lao Du said: "This is Xiao Ming, who is famous for his 9988 Road 'Dragon Return to Phoenix Gun', and now I invite the old boxer of Ming to offer you ugliness!"

Xiao Ming was stunned and said: "Ninety-nine-eighty-eight, it should be ninety-nine-eighty......" Lao Duyi waved his hand: "It's all about the same, let's start!"

Xiao Ming didn't speak again, took the spear, bowed, and danced. The tiger is full of wind, the shadow of the gun is flying, and Sensei said, it really looks like that. At the end of the dance, he turned the head of the gun and slammed it into the ground, and then heard him scream. Everyone looked intently, only to see that the tip of the spear had pierced his foot, and blood flowed.

Lao Du frowned: "How did you do it?" Xiao Ming made a bitter face: "I'm sorry, I'm a little crazy." ”

Lao Du said in a deep voice: "You are not careful, get down, don't be embarrassed here!"

Xiao Ming answered and limped towards the rear cabin.

The old Dutuan shook his head: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood." Now applause, please comrade Xiaohu, the first person in the iron head gong!"

Silently, a big, strong man with a naked upper body and knotted muscles stepped out. This man is dark-skinned, and he looks like he is from Africa. He pierced his legs, exhaled, lowered his head sharply, and shouted, "Come on!"

Lao Du took a palm-wide chopping knife handed over by his subordinates, and said with a smile: "Comrade Tiger's iron-headed skill is worthy of its name, hard as iron, everyone has opened their eyes!" After speaking, a knife slashed at Xiaohu's head.

With a "brush" sound, the little tiger's head rolled off the deck, blood spurted out of the neck, and the headless corpse fell to the ground, like a delicate flower suddenly blown off by the wind.

The crowd opened their mouths wide and could not speak. Unexpectedly, the old turtle applauded: "Okay, it's exciting enough, come again!"

"Thank you!" Lao Du smiled, "Now please allow the contemptible person to introduce Xiao Pidan, who is the niece of the cousin's cousin of the wife of Wang Lao Wu, the world's first famous poison master 'Poison Hand Venerable'. His ability to poison has reached the point of perfection and incredibleness. Hey, little skin, come out of here!"

A skinny yellow-faced teenager snorted: "Boss, I'm not feeling well today, I want to ask for leave, I ......"

Lao Du's face sank: "Come out quickly!" Xiao Pidan was very reluctant, but he had to go to the bow of the boat.

Lao Du took a large coarse porcelain bowl handed over by his subordinates and shouted: "This is a bowl of arsenic, drink it quickly!"

"I'm not thirsty, I'm ......"

"Drink it! Do you want Uncle Ben to do it himself?" said the old Duhu's wrinkled old face.

"No!" said Little Pickled Egg busily, "I've got arsenic for myself." ”

"Professional enough, drink. Lao Du smiled.

Little Skin Egg pulls out a black vial from his trouser pocket with a white skull painted on it. He didn't look at it, he raised his neck and drank to the sky.

Lao Du smiled: "Little skin, you are so good!" The little skin egg grinned, spit out a mouthful of black blood, and fell to the ground.

Lao Du was stunned: "What's wrong with you? Don't be like this, get up quickly! You act very well, your acting skills are becoming more and more mature, I ......"

"I ...... I forgot it was ...... This is dichlorvos. The little preserved egg tilted his head and stopped moving.

"Alas, you don't know how to cherish yourself!" Lao Du sighed and bowed, "Friends, this is the end of today's performance, take the money." ”

"Take the money?" the old turtle was stunned, "I don't have any money." ”

Lao Du raised his eyebrows: "You don't have money to fish all year round? Besides, don't you need to buy tickets to go to the theater? This is still the 3D version!"

Xiao Turtle smiled: "I usually watch movies for free and don't need to pay." I think you'd better ask someone else for it. ”

Lao Du said angrily: "You play with me, obedient, you give me a little!"

The little turtle shook his head and said, "I really don't have any money, I'm poor! It's hard to do business, or I can't make money! Let's just say last month, although I caught a lot of fish, but the market is not good, it is far worse than in previous years, and I lost a lot of silver taels." In previous years, the fish were also large, including pomfret, hairtail, carp, blackfish, mackerel, squid, catfish, sea bass, big-headed fish, red-headed fish, flathead fish, small shark, king eight, loach, coral, lobster, scallop, clam, squid, ......"

"I think you're a thief!"

When the dozens of pirates heard this, they quickly took off their crossbows from their backs, bent their bows and arrows, and shot them at the people on the small fishing boat.

Long Yu's face was pale, and he shouted while dodging: "Brother Yue, what should I do?

Suddenly, the little turtle was hit by an arrow and was killed on the spot.

The old turtle pounced over and hugged him tightly in his arms, and roared: "Little turtle, you can't die, I won't let you die, you won't die, I won't let you die, you ......"

"Don't talk about it, he's dead, you're so fucking annoying!" Xiaoxi looked displeased.

The old turtle was stunned, suddenly dropped the body of the little turtle, turned around, lifted the deck, bent over, and took out a Gatling heavy machine gun.

"Lao Tzu is fighting with you, ah-" The old turtle's eyes were bloody, and he was obviously angry and sad to the extreme, and he pulled the trigger tightly.

Bu Qingyun suddenly said softly: "Lao Yue, Lao Turtle's doing this will definitely cause netizens to complain collectively, let him stop quickly!"

"If we don't care so much, it's good that we can survive. Yue said curiously and fearfully.

"Da Da Da ......"

The sound of machine guns was like the roar of death in the endless blue sea, the muzzles of the guns were bursting with blue flames, and countless bullets were like lightning bolts, spraying towards the big ship of the "Pirates of the Caribbean".