Chapter Seventy-Eight is anti-routine

Although he did not participate in the next five-nation military parade, there were some anti-routines, which surprised Li Xian, but as long as he could be unlucky.

And now it's outside the city, and there are only three or five hundred people in front of them, and after the fight, there is not so much risk of escaping.

Li Xian secretly put the dragon descending token hanging from his waist into his arms, and pinched the rune again, and the smile on his face was recognized by everyone present as frightened and a little abnormal.

However, just when they thought that Li Xian was already a turtle in an urn and had no way to escape, the devastating scene that happened next made the Four-Nation Alliance completely stunned, hating why God gave them this ability, instead of having two more legs.

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The fire dissipated, the smoke filled, and there was no good land in the whole mountain and forest, and there was no beautiful scenery before.

Standing on this battlefield that was almost smashed into a sieve, the scepter-wielding Sada Wizard sighed and muttered, "Three hundred, three hundred creatures, it's a pity." ”

When the hot-tempered Kaba wizard heard this, he pouted and said: "It's only three hundred, when we enter Anping City and kill him, three in and three out, then there will be ten, one hundred 'three hundred'." ”

Wizard Sada paused for a moment and said noncommittally: "Compared with an ethereal dream, the sacrifice of 100,000 living beings is the best key to open the door to the underworld.

And if you don't want your own people to be damaged, you can only find them from the enemy.

Buddha is the Tao, and the devil is also the Tao, and the next thing will be sad. ”

After speaking, Wizard Sada glanced deeply to the west, as if he could see the three masters and apprentices walking on the road through the mountains, and a knowing smile appeared on his face.

"Let's go, send troops to Anping City!" The Sada wizard walked backwards with his scepter, and the demon clan soldiers raised their swords and fell, and the heads of the Heavenly Earth Kingdom who had escaped suddenly fell to the ground, and bright red blood splashed into this ruthless land.

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The majestic mountains are ruthless, the majestic water is also ruthless, and Li Xian's bad luck is even more ruthless.

Since Li Xian crushed the rune, when the bad luck value that had been accumulated with great difficulty flew by ruthlessly, the monstrous bad luck within a radius of twenty miles was completely out of his control.

The endless bad luck raged for two hours, not only was the Four-Nation Alliance wiped out, but even the second battalion commander and Zhu Badou, who were teammates, were also tossed enough.

If it weren't for the fact that they themselves had the thick foundation of a quasi-divine beast, they would have been tossed to death by the mold saint luck that could be compared to the 'Martial Saint'.

Even now, they are still limping on the official road, and even the hard animal skins they are proud of have been turned blue and purple.

And Li Xian, who is the 'culprit', is not much better, not only his clothes have been burned clean, but even his eyebrows, armpit hair and other hairs are all gone.

Except for the string of invulnerable relics hanging on his body, the whole person was 'clean and slippery'.

The abbot of the temple in the hall, and now there are not 100,000 believers but 50,000 or 60,000.

It's also to blame Li Xian for not preparing a change of clothes in the martial spirit ring, after the package he had been carrying was burned by the fire, there were no clothes to protect himself from the cold, so that Li Xian couldn't spend money to buy it in this place where there was no village in front of the village and no store in the back.

And the second battalion commander and Zhu Badou were originally shameless demon beasts, and they were pointed at by pedestrians, and they couldn't stand it anymore, so they conjured up long hairs that covered their bodies.

Although the hair is a little strange, it is also much better than the naked Li Xian.

'Naked Ben' is actually a way to test people's face, Li Xian has not seen Houheixue, he was just a college graduate before crossing in his previous life, and he didn't have much social experience, so don't think he can stand on this avenue calmly.

Just when Li Xian couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to hide in a dense forest, letting the two apprentices break the ring at night to loot the clothes of pedestrians, the bad luck on the rune watch suddenly jumped again, becoming 2/6, which instantly strengthened Li Xian's confidence.

Since he can't hide, he must have the spirit of facing the endless unfortunate things, Li Xian raised his head and walked towards the green fields on the side of the road with a smile on his face.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when a person with a naked complexion as black as a fire, not only hair, but also eyebrows and body hair walks up to you?

The farmers who were farming and weeding in the fields were also taken aback for the first time, and then looked at the young man in front of him with some familiar eyebrows in his eyes, and suddenly became excited after doubt.

"Xiaoxian, you're Xiaoxian, right?

What's wrong with you, robbers? Who is this, so ruthless. If you rob something, you don't have clothes for anyone, and you burn it like this. ”

???

My name is Li Xian. It's not wrong for you to call me Xiaoxian, but who are you? How can I even see through my burning face that I can't even recognize my own mother?

Looking at the excited middle-aged old farmer in front of him, staring at himself with a look of annoyance in his eyebrows, Li Xian always felt a strange feeling.

Forget it. Anyway, everyone is a man, and if you can't let go, you have to let go.

Don't worry about the rest for now, get a set of clothes to wear.

Li Xian habitually folded his hands, and he had to ask others to help him think of a way, even if it was one or two pieces of cloth to cover the vital points.

However, before Li Xian, who was always half a beat late, could speak, the middle-aged old farmer roared, and a figure suddenly appeared in the flat fields behind him, stepping on the muddy water and rushing to this side.

"Who is this, why does it burn like carbon?"

"It looks familiar, and the birthmark on his ass looks like my nephew. ”

"What do you bad old ladies know? Isn't he just our nephew, have you ever seen someone else's right butt with such a fish-like birthmark? There is absolutely no second person in this world. ”

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It's okay to be looked at by men, but there is another group of peasant women, who circle around Li Xian and criticize, and even spit on their hands, about to wipe off some of their blackened farts and stocks.

Seeing that they were so excessive, Li Xian finally couldn't help it, and the image of the senior monk stopped pretending, and shouted: "Who are you?

When the middle-aged old farmer heard this, he raised his hand without scruples and slapped Li Xian's bald head, and then took off his mud-stained coat and said, "I'm your uncle, who do you say?"

As the words of the middle-aged old farmer fell, the five mothers-in-law behind him all raised simple smiles, and one of the eldest said: "My eldest mother, the rest of these are your eldest Bernard concubines, let's call them Erniang, Sanniang, Siniang, and Wuniang." ”