Chapter 115: Taunt from the Lord
Seeing that the other side had reimbursed twenty people before the fight began, Stannis began to feel that he could earn the title of junior war hobby.
"Haha, Radish, how about the genius plan I've set!" he smirked.
"The boss is wise. Robert wasted no time in complimenting.
But the boss on the other side didn't think so, Morton's face was almost crooked, he didn't care if so many people died, because these thieves and scoundrels were not his main combat force in the first place, but the archers in the lord's army on the opposite side were very tricky, and the range of those bows looked like four hundred meters, and he didn't want his people to run four hundred meters with bows and arrows on this grassland.
"What do you suggest. Morton asked the skinny guy Jebertai, who still had a bit of a brain in his bandit group.
The nomad from the eastern Herek tribe touched his slender beard, which was as sharp as a sword, and rolled his slender eyes, and quickly thought of a countermeasure.
"Chief, if there are more hunters, it means that there will be less prey, I just saw that almost four-fifths of them are shooting arrows, which means that they must have very few people who can fight hand-to-hand, and the wolf without fangs is just a prey to be slaughtered, as long as we can get close to them safely, it is enough to defeat them. ”
Morton nodded, in fact, he usually nodded whenever Jebertay spoke, and this cunning Oriental man always used his huge head to come up with countless tricks.
"So how do you approach it?"
Zhebotai glanced back at the crowd, "I found that everyone actually has shields, but it's not enough to rely on this arrow, there are so many woods here, it's better to make some baffles and raise your head to move towards them." ”
"Great idea!" Morton gave him a thumbs up, and now, it was the bandits' turn to become engineers.
Zivignie's position in the distance.
"What are they doing?" Stannis was full of curiosity as he saw that the enemy had not attacked for a long time, but had been busy with planing and sawing.
Robert shrugged, indicating that he didn't know either.
Stannis began to have a bad feeling and asked the others, "Do you know what those guys are doing?
Batesmore, who ate the bowl of rice, was the first to react, "They were making arrow boards, covered with water-soaked felt blankets to stop most bows and arrows, which was often used during sieges." ”
"No!" Stannis didn't expect this stupid bandit to make tools like monkeys, and if they had made the baffle and carried it to kill, his bow and arrows would be completely useless.
"Moreover, they will surely slow down as they carry these heavy planks, and when the time comes to the swamp, they will certainly have plenty of time to spot the trap we have laid out. The mercenary captain made another stab.
Stannis almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, and now that the situation was reversed in an instant, he felt that the end could come at any time.
What's even more infuriating is that his subordinates don't look anxious at all, as if these unfavorable things that happened have not surprised them.
"Hey, can you not be so calm and watch them come and kill them, and find a way to reverse it!" Stannis yelled like a monkey with a burning ass.
But those guys still looked comfortable, and Robert comforted him, "There's no hurry, boss, anyway, we have to fight them in the end, just watch us when the time comes." ”
Look at this group of unscrupulous men, Stannis wants to sink into the swamp ahead now.
He gritted his teeth, and in the end he had to rely on himself, and now that he had reached the most critical moment, he had to make this decision.
That's the highest tactic in the world of taunts!
It's humiliating, but it's nothing compared to his life!Determined to make up his mind, Stannis let out a long breath and turned his back to the enemy.
Suddenly, he took off his pants and showed his white ass to the world! Then, slowly, squatting down and pouting, he was learning the sneering Scottish skirt guy in "Braveheart".
In the sun, his fair and fat ass looked particularly attractive.
"Boss, you ......" Not only the enemy, but even his subordinates were extremely shocked by his actions.
Stannis blushed, of course he knew he was too embarrassed to look like this, but he could gamble everything to win.
Robert opened his mouth wide to look at what was happening, and when the others shook their heads and sighed whether the Count of Justin had already shown off his brain, only he who guessed Stannis's true identity knew that this was a strange move from another world, although he didn't know what it could be used for, but he still believed in the traverser without hesitation as usual.
Another ass appeared in the sun, and Robert didn't speak, just took off his pants and pouted with them.
"Good brother......" Stannis was about to cry with emotion.
Before he could finish speaking, another person joined in, it was Korodov, he took off his skirt and leaked out of his butt without saying a word, and the old man Romon next to him was also scooping up the black robe, but unfortunately he couldn't bend down in his old age.
When it comes to life and death, it is still the three default companions sent by the system that are the most heartfelt, Stannis began to praise the god of crossing, did not let himself start alone, and the NPCs all relied on picking up.
With these four pants-taking maniacs to set an example, Stannis's soldiers also joined in, although I don't know what it means, but in this united, passionate atmosphere, just take off your pants!
Among the remaining NPCs, except for Cook, who is willing to take off his pants and join them, the others did not move, after all, they were all halfway, and they still had to ensure that their images did not collapse too quickly.
Soon, a total of forty-five butts were facing Morton's camp, and the bandit boss looked at them and felt that these butts were connected to a reflector, and he couldn't open his eyes.
"What are they doing?" said Morton, the leader of the bandits, with a confused expression.
Countless butts on the other side were pouting here, and the sunlight shining on the rows of white flesh reflected the sunlight of philosophy ♂, which he had never seen in such a position in all his years of criminal career.
The Oriental Zhebotai is also very puzzled, he has lived long enough, but this shameless behavior is also the first time to see it, "I don't know, it may be the unique ridicule of this family!"
"Taunt?" Morton turned his head and looked at his ass carefully, and the lord was indeed the most upturned and the most flamboyant.