Chapter 52: Spit Out
Ah chirp, Xiang Xiaoyu woke up from the cold and snorted.
It's okay, alive.
He looked around, the scene was so familiar, like he had seen it somewhere.
The ice and snow are frozen, and fat polar bears stand on top of the ice floes.
The temperature was extremely low, the wind was biting, and the hair was frozen.
It seems that Xiang Xiaoyu has been lying on the snow for a while, and there is already a thick layer of snow on his body.
Dusting off the snow, Xiang Xiaoyu sneezed a few more times one after another.
The wind speed increased slightly and blew towards the snowy peaks in the distance.
He didn't understand what was going on, forgive where the steppe went, he only remembered that a huge mushroom cloud covered the sky, and he forgot what happened later.
The shell was not stopped after all, and it almost put Xiang Xiaoyu in.
He thought, forgive the grassland is gone, the silver dollar is gone, and an important clue is broken.
However, isn't the scene in front of him the scene in his dream, exactly the same.
If that dream was the silver dollar calling him, it should be here.
Well, this is the Arctic!
From how to forgive the grassland to get here, Xiang Xiaoyu has not yet figured it out.
In his mind, there was a bold conjecture, but it still needed to be verified.
That statue was the first step in proving it.
Xiang Xiaoyu found that his car was parked behind him, and it was not damaged at all.
"I thought you were in the fire, how did you escape. ”
Three wheels: Cut, Lao Tzu can fly!
The car has an intelligent mode that automatically flies in case of fire and other dangerous situations.
It was too cold outside, so Xiang Xiaoyu sat in the car and turned on the heating.
Snowmobile mode is on, come to the statue.
Xiang Xiaoyu was stunned, this statue is extremely charming, isn't it the Master Kong of his own Kauspree?
This big red dot, this green hat, the statue of the god of creation, the statue of the African mammoth!
At this time, he understood why others would admit their mistakes, because he and Master Kong both had a common characteristic - handsome!
At this moment, he felt extremely guilty, but he still bowed, hoping to be forgiven.
The black circles are not wrong, they saved the briquettes and extinguished the grassland.
What is destined to be changed, no matter how much it is changed, it is blindly mixed.
Xiang Xiaoyu can be sure that forgiving the grassland and the passionate desert are the predecessors of the Arctic.
He, probably crossed.
Later, the moment the cannonball exploded, the torrent of time pushed him here.
The positioning of the tricycle is correct, but the wrong thing is time and space.
No wonder he asked how many years Taketaro was at that time, and he couldn't answer, but now he finally understood.
Then the ruffian should have traveled back in time as well, because he was carrying a bug, and maybe he lived there for years.
Xiang Xiaoyu made a bolder assumption that the ruffian pill was the businessman who bought Zhao Siyinyuan.
It is very likely that the ruffian pill led the development of civilization there.
Moreover, if Yukishimaru is sick and wants to get silver dollars in every possible way, then his illness is likely to be related to his wishes.
When you think about it this way, a lot of things suddenly become clear.
He turned on his phone and looked at the date, which was still the time he left from Koto.
By all indications, he wore it!
He walked behind the statue, wiped the snow away, and found the words on it:
I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, and then worshipping under the Evil Thunder Peak, practicing a peerless school, a yang finger, a golden bell jar, and returning my drifting boxing, all of which are shocking and vulgar skills.
My wife is green with me, complaining that I can't be on the grassland, I laugh, my heart hurts, so I swear, he will take it and send it to my wife one day!
I was once poor, and then entered the factory to make a living, this factory is an inflatable doll factory. One day, I pretended to be a big man on the doll, and the factory director was angry, so he chased me and abandoned it.
Today, I talk about the madness of youth, remembering yesterday, so I revisited the old business, pretending to be a force, and then engraved the words here, hoping that people will see it!
Contemptible people, a milk is cold.
Your uncle, Grandma A is really shameless, and after death, he has to rub a wave of Master Kong's heat, and he is addicted to eating a boxed lunch, and he wants to get another one.
These words also further prove Xiang Xiaoyu's conjecture, here used to be forgiving the grassland!
Xiang Xiaoyu was going to touch Master Kong and take a photo with the real strong man as a souvenir.
, why didn't I remember to take pictures when I forgave the grassland, there is no evidence to blow it with Huo Sick.
Thinking about it now, it's too late, and Master Kong can only grasp the eyes.
Pose a filigree, wait, why did an action movie pose flash in my mind, let me press Master Kong from behind.
Stinky monkey, you won't pass everything on to me, even "Martial Attack Miji".
Let me be serious first, in fact, it's quite exciting to think about it, hey, hey, I can't sleep in the dead of night, and it's also excellent to make up the picture in my brain, 108 kinds, enough for a blockbuster.
Xiang Xiaoyu hugged the statue to find the best angle.
"How can I do it, why does the camera recognize Master Kong as a woman, and automatically P into a snake spirit face!"
No, let's change the angle, Huo Disease, they must have said that I took it by a random Internet celebrity.
Poof!
A pit appeared under Xiang Xiaoyu's feet.
The pit looked fresh, originally covered with snow, but now it has been stepped on.
"Who's fine, there's nothing to dig a hole in here!"
Xiang Xiaoyu observed the hole, it didn't look like it was dug by a shovel or other tools, it looked like it was dug by an animal.
In the hole, an empty box was left.
Why is it that at this time, his mind always echoes with Taketaro's voice, what Kangkang, bad, non-stop.
You must sleep well when you go back, the monkey poison is too deep.
But he immediately thought of the monkey's words, and there was a silver dollar buried under the statue!
This... It's not going to be dug up.
He looked at the few polar bears on the ice floe and despaired.
In the dream, it was this group of chubby things that wanted to bite him.
Master Kong blesses, don't let the silver dollars be taken away by them.
"This green hat is for you, you must bless me!"
"Master, there's a phone!" Xiang Xiaoyu thought about the ringtone of his mobile phone.
Here's a hint, bad old man.
"Xiaoyu, you have to be careful, the silver dollar carries a curse, and anyone who touches him will become a sick zombie, but he is afraid of light, and he lives by sucking blood. Zhao Si has already cheated the corpse, and he has just been eliminated, and I suspect that the person who bought the silver dollar has also become!"
"yes, I see!"
"You've touched silver dollars, are you alright?"
"I'm fine, it's okay! It's a zombie, just curse him!"
"It's better to be careful, but the satellite shows that your three wheels have disappeared for a while, are you okay?"
"Well, it's okay, maybe the signal isn't very good, I'll hang up first!"
Di Di Di ......
The silver dollar curse, Zhao Si's corpse changed, and the ruffian pill sucked the blood of the holy child, these are connected, and the ruffian pill must be the one who bought the silver dollar!
Xiang Xiaoyu was about to put a hat on Master Kong, and after removing the snow on the top of the statue, a few grasses were exposed, which had been eaten.
Xiang Xiaoyu didn't dare to guess that the woman on the grassland would give birth to a green holy child if she ate this grass, and it was extremely dark, what would happen if the polar bear ate it, and what would it do.
Unfortunately, a dark shadow flashed behind him.
Xiang Xiaoyu turned around and saw that a panda was eating the milk of a polar bear.
"Damn, Panda Baby, are you sure you didn't mistake Mommy?"
This breed should be called the Arctic Panda!
It is certain that in this world, there should be no second one, and if there is, swallow the statue of Master Kang alive!
Then, more than a dozen pandas ran past and ate grandma.
“......”
Nima, when is the polar bear so productive!
Not only that, but they went berserk and evolved into zombie Arctic pandas.
Made, you swallowed the silver dollar!
Lao Tzu wants to teach you a lesson today, what to do is not good, you have to come to the North Pole to be a panda, do penguins also have to go on vacation in Africa!
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Xiang Xiaoyu sneezed a few more times, and the wind speed increased even more.
Suddenly, I felt the soles of my feet vibrate.
Looking up into the distance, the snow waves were raging, like a beast rushing forward.
This is an avalanche caused by a sneeze, or the sneeze effect for short.
"No, it's such a back, it's an avalanche just after I came!"
In the blink of an eye, the Arctic panda disappeared without a trace.
Xiang Xiaoyu was about to get on the tricycle, but he vaguely saw a black spot being chased by the snow waves.
But this black dot moves extremely fast, unlike ordinary animals, let alone people.
The black dots are getting bigger and bigger, and if you look closely, it's a person!
When he saw this person's appearance clearly, Xiang Xiaoyu was furious and wanted to kill him immediately.
Xiang Xiaoyu wondered why he could meet him here, and he seemed to have become stronger.
So today, let's find out here!
Things were not as simple as he thought, and the cry behind the snow waves shook the sky, and it seemed that there were thousands of troops hidden.
"Zhao Feiyun, Lao Tzu is going to kill you today!"