Chapter 53: Little Things
The old woman glared at Elder Lin angrily, and howled angrily, "Dead old man, you scared my Hong'er so much that she ran away!
"It must be that leper chicken scurrying around and blowing up a pot of rare elixir for me, it's all my hard work! Do you know, tired woman! I haven't settled accounts with you yet, and you're still messing around with me!" The strange old man, Elder Lin, was also so distressed that he jumped violently. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"What, my Ah Cai is colorful and so beautiful, you dare to say that she is a leper chicken! The old lady is immortal, and the old lady slaps you to death!" The old woman was so angry that her face trembled, and she howled, and suddenly she slapped her.
Cheng Jun stood in front of Elder Lin, and he didn't expect this old woman who was a little crazy to do it, and she said that she would do it, revealing a very strong force, and this slap would inevitably fall on him first.
Seeing the elixir as the root of life, not to mention the ancient battle body that has not been encountered for thousands of years, Elder Lin has regarded him as a national treasure, for fear that he will make a mistake, so he hurriedly turned around and protected it.
Snap, but his action happened to meet the slap, and the old woman's angry slap happened to slap the strange old man's face, and suddenly five red finger prints appeared.
Elder Lin was in a hot pain at that time, touching the five-finger handprint, and jumping like thunder, "Mother, crazy, you are still here!"
"That's still fake, hahahaha, smoke you old immortal!hahaha!
"Lao Tzu is going to give you some color to see today!" Lin Lao Wei jumped up, snapped, and slapped a few times, and both of them retreated like flying.
The gust of palm wind was terrifying, Cheng Jun quickly retreated to the side, climbed a wall, and looked down, almost fainting in fright.
I saw that there were dozens of pits of all sizes in the courtyard on the other side, many of which were densely packed with wriggling insects, and some of them were like corpse insects.
In many caves and around them, spiders, centipedes, scorpions, toads, poisonous snakes, lizards, etc., of various colors, crawled among some medicinal herbs, which was very disgusting and terrifying.
At this moment, a black spider the size of a palm appeared in front of Cheng Jun at the head of the wall, and it was extremely poisonous at first glance.
Cheng Jun's whole body tightened, his legs and feet trembled, and he saw that he was about to fall.
Boom, and a green-spotted venomous snake several meters long also soared at the same time, spitting out exaggerated and opening its bloody mouth, showing a pair of fangs that were as long as sharp knives.
"Ahh
"Not good!" Knowing that Cheng Jun was going to have an accident, Elder Lin also broke out in a cold sweat, abandoning the old woman, his five fingers of his hands were stretched out urgently, and several black lights flashed, and the black spider and the green-spotted poisonous snake were killed at the same time.
"Ahh
Elder Lin ignored the old woman's roar, and like a light and shadow, he instantly picked up Cheng Jun, who was about to fall, and put it on the ground.
"You, you, you ......" The old woman was completely crazy by this palm, and actually rolled on the ground and played around, "Old lady, I can't live this day, woo woo woo ......"
"Get up!" Elder Lin said sharply, "I don't care about other things, but if something goes wrong with this baby, you and I will be hard to find for several lifetimes!" Do you know who he is?"
"Who is it?"
"Ancient Battlebody!"
Hearing these words, the old woman stood up at once, "What? is he really the so-called Desolate Ancient Battle Body?"
"It's true!" Elder Lin picked up Cheng Jun and said to the old woman, "Look, how is it?"
"Okay, it turns out that you beat my Pan'er half to death!" The old woman immediately showed a fierce look, "I'm going to kill you alive today!"
Seeing that the old woman was about to make a move, Elder Lin shouted angrily, "Stupid woman, do you dare to move a finger of him, try it?"
"Dead old man, Pan'er was beaten by him to only half his life and became a waste, you still protect him like this, are you crazy?"
"You're crazy! Your brain is in the water! Stupid and evil woman-in-law madman! You don't want to think about it, with him, a desolate ancient battle body that has not been encountered for a thousand years, with me, Pan'er is only half a breath left, and the old decay has a way! Hahahaha!"
"What do you mean ......" At this time, even this crazy old woman couldn't help but cover her mouth and shivered.
"It seems that he really wants to refine me into a human pill!" Cheng Jun heard the conversation between the two and felt a chill in his heart.
"Sigh, sh.....hhh At this moment, I only heard a very tender cute voice whispering, "Shhhh
Cheng Jun was stunned, when he was caught between the black spider and the green-spotted poisonous snake, it was this voice that reminded Elder Lin.
I saw a hairy little beast appear, not a palm long, the coat was milky white dotted with a few spots, the hair was as smooth as a mink, the body shape was like a mini version of the bear, round and cute, even Cheng Jun saw it, and he couldn't wait to hold him in the palm of his hand immediately.
"Hey, my little cloth dot, my sweetheart, why did you come out?" As soon as the old woman saw the little beast, she immediately showed a very doting expression, and even her wrinkled face was happy with chrysanthemums, "Come, come to my mother-in-law, don't be afraid!"
The little guy looked at it one by one, and it seemed to be very harmful, slowly fart and fart, flashing a pair of star-like bright eyes, revealing two jade porcelain-like little tiger teeth, opening his small mouth "Shhh
"Come, little one!" the old woman smiled and bent down and stretched out her hand.
Xiao Budian jumped into her palm very obediently and fluttered his long eyelashes, which was very good-looking, so cute that everyone wanted to kiss him.
In the palm of the old woman's hand, less than four inches long, he secretly glanced at Cheng Jun, blushing like a person, as if he was shy when he saw a living person, and the two little hands hung down and held together, fiddling gently. After doing it for a long time, I muttered two or three times, "Mother-in-law, I want to play with my brother for a while, okay?"
For fear of hurting him, the old woman touched his head very softly, and looked at Elder Lin again.
Seeing him, even the strange old man couldn't lose his temper at this time, so he just kept silent.
"Okay, as long as it's something you want, your mother-in-law will promise you everything! Go play!" the old woman looked at Elder Lin again.
"What are you looking at me for? He can play if he wants! Anyway, there is an enchantment here, even a bird doesn't want to fly out casually!" Elder Lin said, which was regarded as a promise, obviously among the many pets of the old woman, there was no malice or disgust towards this little bit.
"Brother, is it okay?" Xiao Budian blinked his little eyes like stars and moons, and looked at Cheng Jun weakly.
"Okay!" Cheng Jun said, and the strange old man let go of him.
"Remember, don't run away!" The old woman reluctantly put Xiao Budian in Cheng Jun's hand, and immediately sank her face at Cheng Jun, "Stinky boy, you can show me a good look, if you dare to bully Xiao Budian, I will let you survive and die!"
"Don't worry!I'm not that vicious!" Cheng Jun replied, walking to the side as if relieved.
Leaving this pair of vicious weirdos, Xiao Budian immediately became very active, jumping around on Cheng Jun's body, muttering "sigh, sigh, goo, goo" from time to time, and the two became familiar in less than a while.
Xiao Budian was obviously very familiar with this area, and took Cheng Jun around, but Cheng Jun soon found that as the strange old man Elder Lin said, all of them were laid out, and he couldn't get out of it no matter how he bumped into it.