Chapter 122: The Hamster Who Pacified the World
Early the next morning, just after six o'clock, Su Ze and Li Sha were woken up by Zhong Ming.
Looking at Li Shark lying on the bed pretending to be a corpse, Su Ze asked funny: "Brother Li, did you take a shower last night?
"Hmph, I just like to be dirty, you take care of me!" Li Sha didn't know if it was because he was angry when he got up, or on purpose, and after scolding Su Ze, he reluctantly got up, patted his face and said, "I can't sleep anymore, I can't sleep anymore, in half an hour, the servants will start work." β
"Huh?" The conversation between Su Ze and Li Shark woke up Qiuqiu, and this little mischievous squeezed his facial features and sniffed hard, and then jumped into Li Shark's arms and sniffed it, only then did he turn around and shout excitedly: "Su Ze, the shark is so fragrant, more fragrant than that terrible woman!"
Taking advantage of this God-given opportunity, Li Shark grabbed the ball and laughed while rubbing it, "Hehe, little guy, there is a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door in hell for you to break in, you can't run away now, right?"
After a few days of getting along, Qiuqiu can be regarded as establishing a friendship with Li Shark, and this time he played a bitter scene of Romeo and Juliet with him with a particularly appreciative face, and shouted at Su Ze with tears in his eyes: "Oh, no, my dear Su Ze! Even if I am captured by this big demon king, even if I am ravaged by him in every way, you are still my favorite!"
"You two...... The drama is really enough......" Su Ze shook his head expressionlessly, put on a loose white robe and white pants, got up and moved his hands and feet first, and then walked to the side of the bed.
Su Ze knew that the "terrible woman" in Qiuqiu's mouth was referring to the dead flower shop proprietress who had died. However, the proprietress of the flower shop has been dead for a few days, but the fragrance on Li Shark's body can become stronger and stronger, which is too unreasonable. So he stood in front of Li Shark, leaned over and sniffed in his ear, and then looked at Li Shark, whose face was red into a big apple, and frowned and asked, "Didn't the fragrance on your body come from the flower shop proprietress?"
Hearing this question, Li Shark was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly pointed at Su Ze and said, "Oh, it turns out that the evidence you claim that I am the murderer is the fragrance on my body?
After speaking, Li Sha stretched out his white little hand, wiped it on his face with his index finger, and then smeared the "filthy thing" as thin as a cicada's wings on Su Ze's face, and said with a smile: "Haha, now you are also a 'murderer'!"
Su Ze touched his face, put his finger on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, and really smelled the smell of gouache that day in the flower shop, so he reacted suddenly and said softly: "I said that you don't usually wash your face or take a bath, it turns out that all this dust on your body is gouache?"
"yes. Since it was discovered, Li Shark didn't bother to hide it, and said generously: "If you pretend to be a beggar, you have to pretend to be like a beggar, this hat, this clothes, every hole and patch on it, I made it with my own hands!
Su Ze scratched his head and asked, "If you want to pretend to be dirty, don't you just use mud?"
"How can that be done?" Li Shark retorted: "Do you know what is in the mud? Maybe there are flies and bed bug eggs in it, how can that kind of thing be wiped on the face? I just want to pretend to be a beggar, and I don't want to be disfigured." β
At this moment, a faint scream came from outside the door: "Oh my God, why are there so many footprints in the corridor?"
"Oh no!" Li Shark first made a quiet gesture towards Su Ze, then grabbed him and walked to the door, poked his head to look left and right, and after finding that there was no one in the corridor, he hurriedly dragged Su Ze and ran. I don't know if it was because of too good luck or because the terrain was too familiar, these two big living people were stunned and were not discovered, and successfully escaped.
In that room last night, except for the standing clock and the doll on the bed, it can almost be described as a house with four walls. But when he walked out of the room after dawn, Su Ze found that there were sculptures on both sides of the wide corridor, and there were abstract paintings on the walls that he couldn't understand at all, and his feet were covered with rare rain slates.
After escaping, Li Shark took Su Ze through two alleys before gasping for breath and stopped.
Su Ze asked uneasily: "Brother Li, let's just run away, what if someone reports to the official to arrest us?"
"It's okay, it's okay, just report to the official, who knows who we are?" Li Sha obviously did a lot of bad things, and pulled Su Ze to have breakfast with a look of indifference, but he slapped his chest violently without taking two steps, and exclaimed: "Oh no, I dropped the peanuts!"
Su Ze knew that the sense of smell of the demonic beast was very amazing, and if the guards grabbed the hamster and found Li Shark, it would really be a combination of human stolen goods and there was no way to deny it. So he proposed, "Otherwise, let's go back and apologize to the owner." Anyway, we didn't steal or rob, and the big families shouldn't be embarrassed by us. β
"Let's go, let's have breakfast!" After taking two steps, he turned around and saw Su Ze showing a confused face because he decisively gave up the peanuts, Li Shark smiled: "Don't worry, it's really fine." If we're just gone, maybe something will have to happen. But didn't Peanut stay there, then it was really fine. β
Su Ze frowned and said, "Brother Li, I don't read much, don't lie to me." He didn't believe that the hamster could calm the world.
"Don't worry~" Li Shark pushed Su Ze to a milky breakfast shop outside the alley, and said with a sloppy look: "I'm in for a treat, I'm full!"
At the same time, as Su Ze said, the family had become a mess. An old housekeeper who was in charge of the chores in the house was desperately explaining to the head of the house: "Master, please believe that the servants definitely locked the door of the whole house yesterday before going to rest. Outsiders broke into the mansion in the middle of the night or something, and the old slave was willing to vouch for his life, and this matter had absolutely nothing to do with them!"
"Nothing to do with them, then tell me, who does this have to do with this?" The incident happened suddenly, and the head of the house rushed to the scene of the crime in a hurry before he had washed up, and the red hair that danced wildly in the wind looked like he was so angry that his head was on fire!
"Everyone, all in prison!"
"My lord spares his life!"
Because of this accident, the head of the house was obviously hard-hearted, completely ignoring the housekeeper and servants kneeling behind him, and strode to the door of the room where Su Ze and Li Shark temporarily lived last night, without saying a word, kicked the door open, and then rushed into the house, looking at the big bed with wrinkled bedding, looking at the bathroom with water on the floor, looking at the messy storage room, and finally roared angrily: "Give-me-find anyone who dares to go wild in this roomββ! I want him ββ!to die."
At this moment, Peanut, who was woken up by the head of the house, was not happy. Although it didn't know why it woke up from its owner's warm arms and entered this cold little cage, it knew that anyone who disturbed its sleep and didn't need nuts to compensate it was a bastard!
"Squeak, squeak!" Peanut's cry was rhythmic, probably a rap.
However, after seeing the peanuts, the head of the family was stunned for a moment, and then his anger turned into nothingness. Unexpectedly, he did not order the peanuts to be caught and roasted, but some tears welled up in his red eyes.
"Get up!" Thinking of the servants who were still kneeling in the corridor, the head of the house yelled at them first, and then closed his eyes and muttered: "Stinky girl, since you are back, why do you want to leave again?"