Text Chapter 157: This advertisement can give full marks
Just do it, Wukong raised a somersault cloud and headed for the South China Sea.
After a while, before flying to the bamboo forest, I saw the good fortune boy playing there.
As soon as our Chief Financial Officer of Luojiashan, Mr. Shancai Boyzi, saw Wukong, he immediately shouted and said, "Oh, Brother Dasheng, how can you have time to come to Luojiashan to play today?"
When Wukong heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised.
He secretly thought in his heart: "Red Boy's father is still detained by the Buddha in the Great Leiyin Temple, if I say that I am here to find the Bodhisattva, this little kid will definitely play tricks on me! Forget it, I have another idea!"
So he said: "Oh, this is not a small pot of good money, I just passed by here today for something, and I don't have time to play tricks." I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you!"
Wukong turned his head to the west, and this flight flew directly to the West Heaven Leiyin Temple.
In front of the temple gate, I saw the Eight King Kongs on duty.
The King Kongs came forward, and before they could speak, Wukong said directly: "You guessed right, I'm here to find the Buddha again, go and give me a gift, right?"
King Kong entered the inner report, and the Buddha announced that Wukong entered.
Wukong said: "Buddha, I don't know where a goblin came from, calling himself Huangmei Old Buddha, he is under the banner of Xiaoxitian and Xiaoleiyin Temple, and he is ruining your reputation outside, and you don't care!"
The Buddha smiled and said, "Manage, of course, but this is not my business." ”
Wukong said: "This is strange! He is playing your banner, and the bad is your reputation, who should take care of it?"
The Buddha said, "You go to Maitreya Buddha, and he can help you settle this matter." ”
Wukong said: "Maitreya Buddha, the disciple has never been familiar with him, where do you want me to find him?"
The Buddha said: "From here, go 100,000 miles to the west, and that is where his Maitreya Pure Land is." You'll find him there. ”
After all, the trip was not in vain, and the Buddha gave a very valuable clue!
He thanked the Buddha and continued to fly west.
After flying for more than 100,000 miles, the front was a misty color, and it was difficult to distinguish the difference between heaven and earth.
If you look closer, there are mountains, rivers, wilderness, forests, cities, and small towns in the mist, as if you are in another world.
Calculating the distance, it seems that this is the Pure Land of Maitreya.
Wukong shouted, "Is Maitreya Buddha at home?"
After a while, the Buddha appeared in the air and asked with a smile: "Ouch, isn't this Wukong, rare guest, rare guest!"
Wukong said: "Buddha, you seem to be engaged in real estate development here, right?"
The Buddha said, "You read that right, I am indeed expanding and perfecting my New Western Heaven Elysium. ”
Wukong was surprised: "Do you want to break up with the Buddha?"
The Buddha said, "You monkey, your mind is too dark! I am not calling this a family separation, but buying an extra family business for my Buddhism." ”
Wukong said: "That is to say, it has to be nice, isn't it just a separation." ”
The Buddha said: "Don't talk nonsense, what are you looking for me, get out of here after speaking, I'm very busy here." ”
Wukong said: "Actually, I'm also quite busy! If it's okay, why should I come to you? Let me tell you, it was the Buddha who instructed me." ”
The Buddha said, "Oh?
Wukong said: "Here's the thing. My master, they were all captured by a monster, and that monster was under the banner of Xiaoleiyin Temple. So I went to ask the Buddha, but he said it's up to you. Buddha, don't tell me you don't know anything. ”
The Buddha asked, "Don't say it, I really don't know, why did he ask you to come to me?" ”
Wukong said: "I don't know. You ask me, so who should I ask?"
The Buddha asked again, "Okay, let's talk about it first, what kind of means does that monster have?"
Wukong said: "That monster has a golden cymbal that can hold people, and a cloth bag that can also hold people, and it can hold a lot of ......."
As soon as he said this, the Buddha exclaimed, "Oh, my golden cymbal! Oh, my human seed bag is gone!"
When Wukong heard this, he immediately understood. He shouted, "Okay, you laughing monk! It turns out that this monster belongs to yours!"
The Buddha said: "Oh, I'm not too busy, this careless, I was actually slipped out by my yellow-eyed boy." ”
Wukong said: "Who are you blinded by! You are a Buddha, there will be things you don't know?"
The Buddha smiled and said, "Ahem, Wukong, you think too much." ”
Wukong said: "Hehe, I was just wondering why this monster caught us but didn't take the next step." It turned out that he was originally arranged by Buddhism, so how could he really want to eat my master. ”
The Buddha denied it again: "What arrangement! He ran out by himself! This meal can be eaten indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." ”
Wukong said: "Yes, yes, he didn't go anywhere, but he ran to this road to the west!"
The Buddha smiled again: "Coincidentally, hehe, coincidentally!"
Wukong said: "Coincidentally, you bluff ghosts! I guessed your thoughts!"
The Buddha asked curiously, "Tell me, what can I think?"
Wukong said: "If you want me to say, the truth of the matter should be like this: Heavenly Court can't solve the problem after sending so many people, and then as soon as you go, the problem will be solved, just to use this to promote and advertise the New West Heaven Elysium!"
The Buddha said: "It's too dark! Your kid's psychology is too dark! You say that you are thinking about something in your head all day long!"
Wukong said: "Okay, Buddha, I'm not here to talk nonsense to you, you better go and save my master." ”
The Buddha said: "Jokes are jokes, this person must still be saved, and he will go immediately." When I'm done saving people, I'm going to come back and continue my work. ”
So Wukong took Maitreya Buddha and rushed to Xiaoxitian.
When he got to the ground, Wukong said, "This is it, Buddha, go and save people." ”
The Buddha said, "Otherwise." I'll go and set up a melon field eighty miles to the west, and you can bring him over. Then you turn into a big watermelon, and I want him to eat you in his stomach, so you can just fix him?"
Wukong said: "Alas, you are the Buddha, you can easily defeat him, but you want to make this method trick!"
The Buddha said: "Monkeys talk nonsense! This is not called pitting people, this is called winning by outwitting." ”
Wukong said: "Then how do you know which watermelon I changed?"
The Buddha said, "I'm also a Buddha anyway, I can't recognize you?"
Wukong said again: "What if that monster refuses to chase after me, but instead packs me in a cloth bag?"
The Buddha said, "You are stupid! Don't you know to stay away from him?"
Wukong said: "Okay, I'll try it and see if I can lure him over." ”
So the two went their separate ways. Wukong went to fight, and Buddha went to farm.
Wukong came to the middle of the air, stood still from a distance, and shouted: "Youkai, Grandpa Sun, I'm here!"
The youkai heard the shouts and went out to fight. He said: "Okay, you grandson monkey, when did you escape!"
Wukong said: "You stupid monster, you don't want to think about who I am! I think that when Heavenly Court captured me, I didn't escape from it!"
The monster said: "My ears are a little back, you stand closer and talk!"
Wukong said: "I have short legs, you come by yourself." ”
The demon king said: "Come here, come here, I'm afraid you won't make it! You have a kind of standing still!" As he spoke, he rushed forward.
Wukong pretended to be panicked and said, "Oh, don't come here, your bag is too powerful!"
Where the monster is willing, follow and catch up.
said that it was too late and that it was fast, and this eighty-mile journey was a matter of blinking their eyes for the two of them. Wukong spotted the melon field over there, flew in with a sting, and then transformed into a big watermelon.
The demon king caught up and disappeared Wukong, only to see a watermelon field of green flowers. He shouted, "Who planted this melon?"
The Buddha turned into a melon farmer, turned out of the grass shed, and said with a smile: "Sir, this melon was planted by the villain. ”
The demon king said, "Why are you smiling so cheaply?"
The Buddha said, "I've always laughed like this." ”
The demon king said, "Don't laugh! Let me ask you, is your melon ripe?"
The Buddha straightened his face and replied, "There are ripe ones, there are ripe ones, do you want to eat melons?"
The demon king said, "Of course you have to eat! Pick one to quench my thirst." ”
The Buddha handed the melon that Wukong had turned into to the demon king. This demon king is like being hit by a ** technique, he doesn't even think about it, he just takes the melon and gnaws it.
After eating the watermelon, he was not well, and then he began to roll.
Roll left, right, forward, and back, until you roll a good melon field into a puddle of watermelon sauce.
The Buddha showed his true appearance, smiled and asked, "Xiao Huang, is it really cheap when the Sprinkle family laughs?"
Smiling Buddha!
At this moment, the demon king was devastated, and quickly knelt down and begged for mercy: "Oh, Master, I was wrong, spare my life!"
The Buddha stepped forward, snatched the seed bag, and then shouted, "Wukong, see my face and spare his life." ”
Wukong was still unsatisfied, and continued to practice juggling in the monster's stomach, which hurt so much that the monster was in a hurry.
The Buddha said again: "Wukong, it's time to save your master." ”
Wukong then told the monster to open its mouth and jump out.
The Buddha untied the bag and released the gods. When the gods saw that it was the Buddha, they hurriedly stepped forward to thank him. The Buddha didn't have a stand, and smiled back.
After saluting, the gods scattered as birds and beasts, and each went back to his own house, and each looked for his mother.
Wukong returned to the temple with the Buddha and released Xuanzang and others.
When everything was done, Maitreya Buddha rode the auspicious clouds back to his new Western Heaven Elysium.
Wukong looked at the back of the Buddha and sneered: "Hehe, whoever wants to say that I am an actor in the future, I will be in a hurry with whom!"
Bajie said: "This monster is such a big shelf, it is so tired that the Buddha himself came." This treatment is comparable to you, Brother Monkey!"
Wukong said: "Whoever raises the monster will take it away! ”
Xuanzang said: "What do you do with so much? There is no danger, and you will pass another level!"
Everyone happily started to hit the road again.