Buddhism and cultivating cattle or not?

Cows, of course.

However, Tang Xuanzang is even better, he cultivates Buddha, Taoism, and magic!

But Xuanzang said again, this spell consumes a lot of energy, and it will take at least two hundred years to recharge it once.

Hehe, two hundred years? That's a long time that's enough to get ten sutras!

In this way, his spell is useless.

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Just as the so-called master and apprentice meet, they are very red-eyed! A few of them are chatting here.

Sure enough, it's a good blow!

It blew so that Perseus and the whistling dog had a numb scalp and cramped their legs and feet.

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After some shouting, Xuanzang said: "Wukong, now I have thousands of potential points, what do you say should be added to?"

Wukong said: "How many thousand points? How many levels are you now?"

Xuanzang said: "Level 1000." ”

Bajie exclaimed: "Level 1000 doesn't mean you will become a Buddha!"

Xuanzang said: "Have you become a Buddha? Why don't I feel anything?"

Dao Ji said: "Regarding this issue, God has said that this is the West Pole Continent, not the Three Realms, and no one will give you a diploma." ”

Xuanzang said: "Oh, so that's the case." Then how do you think I should add these points?"

Dao Ji said: "You are a mage, so naturally you should add spiritual power." ”

Xuanzang said: "Adding spiritual power has a fart use! Think about it, I can only use this spell once in hundreds of years, can I still count on it?"

Dao Ji asked curiously, "Don't add spiritual power?"

Xuanzang said: "I think those who use swords are good at pulling style, why don't we learn swords?"

Bajie replied honestly: "If you practice swords, you should increase strength and agility. ”

Wukong saw that the situation was not good, and quickly stopped: "Master, this potential point can't be added at will! Beware of regretting it later!"

Xuanzang said: "Then why don't we keep it first?" Wukong, come, shave the hair of the teacher first. ”

Bajie said: "Master, I think your current hairstyle is quite photogenic, I think it's better to keep it." ”

Xuanzang shook his head and said, "But the gods have said that there must be light." ”

Well, just light.

Wukong immediately conjured a razor to meet Xuanzang's small request.

For example, today was also talked to death by a few of them, and his hair was bare, and everyone returned to Mount Olympus to meet Wujing and the others.

This rendezvous is another nonsense.

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Perseus's head was big for a while, and he hurriedly interjected: "It is really gratifying that you masters and apprentices have gathered together! In order to celebrate, I plan to hold an antiy conference, invite all the gods and goddesses, and feast for three days. ”

As soon as the master and apprentice are combined, a lot of time is wasted anyway, and they don't care about the short time of a few days, so they just stay and be lively.

The next day, as soon as everyone got up, Apollo, the god of light, was the first to come to the feast.

Immediately after that, Aquina arrived. Although he is not a god, he is a demigod, and he is also the son of Poseidon, the standard second generation of great powers.

Not long after, Artemis, the goddess of the hunt, arrived, and she brought gifts from Zeus.

Artemis said, "My father is grateful for your help, and has specially ordered me to send a Divine Skill Recreation Pill. ”

Wukong said: "Wow, the name of this pill is so popular!, but I don't know what to do?"

Artemis said, "Because he knew that you were going to help the Howling Dog settle the family dispute, so he ordered me to send this pill, which can be used to wake up the Howling Dog's father." ”

Bajie said: "This pill is so powerful, why doesn't he keep it for himself?"

Artemis said, "He's taken this pill too." My dad said that if it weren't for this pill, he would have burped a long time ago. ”

In this way, Zeus's personality is still quite kind, and this task was not done in vain!

Wukong said: "Then thank you to the goddess for making a special trip to deliver the medicine, and by the way, thank you for your father's gift of medicine!"

Artemis said, "Now that business is done, it's time to talk about private matters." Zhu Bajie, they can go, but you have to stay. ”

Bajie Qi said: "Why should I stay?"

Artemis said: "Precepts, my father said that with your talent and qualifications, you are not suitable for practicing in Buddhism at all, but are more suitable for our way of cultivating, so he decided to leave you as a son-in-law of the inverted sect." ”

Bajie was shocked!

Wukong said: "Is this really the meaning of the god king and his old man?"

Artemis said, "Can this be fake? Why don't you ask him yourself?"

Dao Ji said: "Brother Monkey, haven't you seen it yet?

Wukong said: "Yes...... But why him!"

Dao Ji said: "The second senior brother saved the goddess once, and naturally won the favor of the goddess, what's so strange about this?"

Long Ma stepped forward and congratulated: "Congratulations to the second senior brother!

Bajie said: "But...... But ......!"

Artemis said, "What is there to hesitate about? Look at my father, isn't he such a lustful person also cultivated to become a world-class power?"

Ryoma said: "Second Senior Brother, I also think that you are very suitable for the exercises here. Behold, I see, stay with you. ”

Bajie said: "But the exercises here are very pitiful, and if you don't have the power of faith, you will burp and fart!"

Artemis said, "Precepts, do you have to have faith in yourself? Are smart people like you still worried about not getting the power of faith? In the future, you and I will be of the same heart, maybe we can create a world to play with!"

Bajie said: "This ......"

Wukong said: "Bajie, you have to think about it! Miss Gao is still waiting for you at home!"

Wujing also said: "Yes, second senior brother, you can't forget the beauty of Chang'e, it's so lonely for people to stay in the Toad Palace alone." ”

Perseus asked, "Is this Chang'e really beautiful?"

Wujing said: "Let me tell you this. There are four recognized beauties in our Three Realms, but these four beauties together are not as beautiful as Chang'e!"

As the saying goes, the speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional!

Apollo listened carefully, and he remembered this matter, so there was the later Apollo moon landing program, which is not a topic for later......

Get back to business.

Ryoma retorted: "Second Senior Brother, don't listen to a few of them! Now that you are a disciple of Buddhism, if you return to the Three Realms, will the Buddha and his old man allow you to remarry? Will you be allowed to renew your relationship with Chang'e? Impossible! Impossible!"

Dao Ji also persuaded: "Second Senior Brother, the opportunity is rare now, there will be no such shop after this village!"

Bajie said: "I ...... I ......"

Artemis sneered, "What are you still talking about? That's what my father meant! I'll leave it here today, you have to promise if you don't, you have to agree if you don't!"

Wow, this is clearly the rhythm of forced marriage.