Chapter 618: Poisonous Story

"What kind of games are they?"

Lu Fan asked.

Xueba will also ask this question, so there is no shield in the live broadcast room, and the head floating in the air can hear it and give an answer.

"Throwing handkerchiefs, skipping ropes, and throwing sandbags are all games that humans like more. ”

It's a game that human children like, but I didn't expect the game of Ghost Villa to be so naΓ―ve.

"Aren't these games dangerous for people?"

Elementary school bully asked.

There are simply too many games that have been changed in the live broadcast room, and no matter how simple the game is, it can turn into a dangerous deathmatch.

"There is no danger, I have already said, the owner of the village does not let us hurt people, how can he do such a thing himself?"

Cranial tract.

"Why don't you hurt people?"

Obviously, the setting of these ghosts is hurtful, so there must be a reason why the owner of the village does not hurt people.

"This matter has to start with the first owner. ”

"Although the Redcoat Villa has changed many owners, the first owner has always been the most special. ”

"Because the owners of the Red-clothed Villa are all female ghosts, only the first owner is a male ghost. ”

This is indeed the most special one.

"Damn, the man wears red, perverted. ”

Lu Fan's focus was slightly strange.

"Actually pay attention to this, it's you who are perverted. ”

Wang Jia keenly noticed Lu Fan's perversion.

It is said that the first farmer was a slave during his lifetime, mining underground and only seeing the sun once a month, which was his happiest day. ”

The logic of this is a little strange, he can only see the sun once a month, could it be that he eats and lives underground, or does he not give food at all during the day, but only at night?

"I was happy on this day, not because it was the only time of the month when I could receive the baptism of the sun, but because the third lady of the owner would follow my father to the mine every month for field trips. ”

Could it be that this is the story of a humble slave who falls in love with a noble lady?

At the beginning, there was a bloody wind of teasing, and the story itself made up in the live broadcast room was really lo exploded.

"Sister Death, do you hear that?" Lu Fan couldn't help it, so he called Sister Death at that time, "If you have time to see me, you can also increase your storytelling ability, and of course, don't forget to reward ten or eight Silver Alliances." ”

"The slave, though of humble status, was very clever and courageous, and in the darkness of his life in the earth, he endured the whipping and fatigue, and secretly carved a very beautiful gift, which he gave to the young lady on the day of her arrival. ”

Scold!

Lu Fan really couldn't help but complain, "Although the young lady has seen a lot of gifts, and there are many expensive ones, she disdains them, and the gifts given by slaves, although they are very mediocre or even simple, but she likes them very much for some reason." ”

This plot is really poisonous to Lu Fan, some male protagonists' halos are really too much, the same thing, if you do it in others, it will annoy the female protagonist, even if people do it very well, and if you change it to the male protagonist to do it, even if it is a short and poor male protagonist, the plot will become "I don't know why, but I don't hate it as much as I used to, and I even feel a little happy"β€”β€”β€”β€”

Your sister, don't you want to be so poisonous!

When the young lady saw the gift given by the slave, her eyes lit up, and she took the gift in her hand and examined it carefully. ”

Cut!

Sure enough, it's a routine, it's still so bloody!

"The young lady was so disgusted by the slave that she threw the gift on the ground and smashed it to pieces. ”

Burst!

It turned out to be such an anti-routine, Lu Fan vomited blood.

Still still angry, the young lady pulled out the slave and whipped it herself. ”

"The young lady hated the slave for having the audacity to offend her, and pumped so hard that the slave's whole back was rotten. ”

"But the slave was very hard, and did not cry out in pain from beginning to end, but cried out loudly, 'I love you,' and the slave screamed every time the young lady whipped him. ”

The corners of Lu Fan's mouth twitched, could it be that he captured the young lady's heart like this?

"At first, Miss hated this cry, but after a few times, Miss changed her mindβ€”β€”β€”β€” since you are so resistant, then I will fight a few more times, it seems that it is quite cool to beat people." ”

"It doesn't matter how many fights there are, Miss has tortured the slave for three whole years, and the slave has also called the three words 'I love you' for three whole years. ”

Three years later, the young lady called the slave to her bedroom and took off her Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· Ahem, you get the idea. ”

Nima, sure enough, dog blood!

The young lady smiled, stroked the slave's face, and said, Actually, I have always wanted to say something to you. ”

"The slave also said, "Coincidentally, miss, I also have something to say to you. ”

"Miss asked shyly, what do you want to say to me?"

The slave hooked Miss's chin, looked into Miss's eyes, and asked affectionately, every time you appear, your father follows, this time, why didn't your father join you?"

Burst!!!

Lu Fan vomited blood, the thunder was rolling!

"I've been going in a row, and it's not Miss who has fallen in love with a slave for a long time, but Miss She's Lao Tzu. ”

"This Nima is like eating ten catties of arsenic, and I can't stop vomiting my black blood from poison!"

"I went, I always thought that the live broadcast room was good at brain holes, but I didn't expect this time to come up with such a thunderous plot. ”

"I can't do it, I've been poisoned, which sister will help me to the hospital, I should be able to save it." ”

β€œΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·β€

This highly toxic plot not only poisoned Lu Fan, but also successfully poisoned a group of friends.

"It's not a hint for such a, is it?"

Wang Jia doesn't watch many TV series, but because of this, she is quite anti-toxic.

"It's very likely that this story is the life of Redcoat Villa this time. Lu Fan nodded, "Otherwise, even in the live broadcast, this story will be a bit ridiculous." ”

The skull didn't feel poisonous, so he continued.

"Miss is of noble birth and is willing to be 'honest' to a slave, I don't know how much courage she mustered and how many jokes she endured, but it was her father who fell in love with the slave!"

The young lady was furious, and killed her father and all the inhabitants of the territory, and made the Red Manor out of their bones, and then she herself killed herself in the Red Manor. ”

This story is no longer thunderous and poisonous, it's just bullshit, just because of this, you killed your own Lao Tzu?