Chapter 77: He pretends to be heaven, so what do I pretend?

At this moment, the third prince of Nezha flashed out of the class, and stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, you can pretend on this day." ”

The Jade Emperor said: "What is the way to pretend this day?"

Nezha said: "Pretend to be the sky, the scientific saying is that it is just a total solar eclipse, a small case." Please send a decree to Emperor Zhenwu and order him to display the soap carving flag and cover the sun, moon and stars. It's dark all day, isn't it just a success?"

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he said, "Then let's play it according to Qing." ”

Nezha went to deliver the decree and prepare, waiting for Wukong's order.

The fourth value of Gong Cao got the message, and quickly replied to Wukong. Wukong said to the two little demons: "I'm going to pretend to be the sky." ”

The little demon said: "If you want to pretend, we have been waiting for you for two hours!"

Wukong said: "I was doing the gong just now." ”

The clever insect asked, "What kind of exercise method?"

Wukong smiled: "This is simple. Pinch the bottleneck with the thumb and middle finger of your left hand, hold the bottom of the bottle with the palm of your right hand, and then run the qi of the dantian to the left leg, then turn around to run to the right leg, and finally return to the dantian, you can pack whatever you want. ”

The fine ghost said: "It's so simple?"

Wukong said: "Attention, don't talk, start pretending!"

So the two little demons opened their eyes wide to see how Wukong pretended to be heavenly. Wukong threw the gourd into the air and shouted, "Hold the sky!"

At this moment, the third prince of Nezha, who was on the Nantian Gate, saw the signal and immediately said to the Emperor Zhenwu: "That monkey is starting to pretend, hurry up and unfurl the flag!"

As soon as the flag of the real military commander was unfurled, the light of the sun, moon and stars was completely obscured, and the entire sky darkened in an instant, and after a short while, it was completely dark.

The two little demons on the mountain were shocked: "Just spoke, the sky is still bright, why is it dark all of a sudden?"

Wukong said: "The sky is loaded, and by the way, even the sun, moon and stars are packed into it, how can it not be dark?"

The little demon said: "Old fairy, I can't see you, where are you talking?"

Wukong said, "I'm right next to you." ”

The clever insect said in horror: "Old fairy, let it go, we already know that your precious cliff is real!"

Wukong said: "Can the baby be changed?"

The fine ghost said: "Change, change, if such a good baby is not changed, then it is stupid!"

So Wukong exchanged a fake gourd for two real treasures. While the two little demons were competing for the gourd, Wukong went back directly to find Xuanzang. When I returned to my residence, I didn't see anyone, only some traces of a fight.

Wukong secretly complained: "Although I deceived the two treasures of the monster, but the master was fished away by the monster, I really have something to gain and something to lose, so what should I do next?"

Wukong started his own little ninety-nine again: five monster treasures, he destroyed one, and deceived two, then there were only two. One of them is the Seven-Star Sword, but that sword can't restrain itself, so there is one last treasure left. But what is this treasure? If this treasure can't restrain itself, then the certainty of destroying the monster and saving the master is very great. However, there is another question, the strength of this Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King themselves is not very high, why can they have five super weapons, and is there any secret hidden behind this?

Thinking of this, Wukong had a headache, but if he went to the Bodhisattva for help, Wukong felt that there was no need for this for the time being, after all, there were only two of the five treasures of the monsters. In the end, Goku decided to go and find out the news again.

It is said that the fine ghost and the clever insect got the super purple gold gourd, but they forgot to catch Wukong, and happily went back to the cave to report the good news.

The two little demons returned to the cave, and the silver horn also happened to catch Xuanzang and a few people back, and they were celebrating with the golden horn.

The fine ghost said: "The big king, the second king, happy event, happy event." ”

Golden Horn said, "Have you captured that monkey?"

When the two little demons heard this, they were dumbfounded, and they said smartly: "I forgot." ”

The golden horn said angrily: "You two are usually not very smart, why can't you do this little thing?"

The fine ghost said: "The great king is angry! I think that the monkey can't run away, so it's okay to catch him later." Today, I and Lingli Worm can exchange a good treasure for the two kings and come back. ”

Yinjiao said: "What kind of treasure to change, tell me in detail!"

Clever worm: "King, great joy." The two of us met an old fairy from Penglai Immortal Island, and we exchanged his super treasure with a purple gold gourd and a jade net bottle. ”

Jin Jiaoqi said: "Two treasures have been replaced by one, what kind of treasure can be so powerful?"

The clever insect shook the fake gourd in his hand and said: "This treasure can hold all things, and it can also hold the sky, the sun, the moon and the stars! Did the sky just now suddenly get dark for half an hour?"

Silver Horn said: "Yes, yes, I thought there was a total solar eclipse." ”

The clever insect said: "What kind of total solar eclipse is there! At that time, as soon as the old fairy recited a mantra, he put the sky in place. ”

The golden horn said suspiciously: "Show it to me!"

The clever worm handed the fake gourd to the golden horn, and the golden horn looked at it for a long time and asked, "How to use it?"

The delicate ghost told him how to do it.

The golden horn general was suspicious: "Can this really be pretended?"

The fine ghost said: "The two of us have seen it with our own eyes, and we can't fake it." ”

The golden horn was overjoyed, so he brought all the demons out of the cave and went to the bright place.

According to the method of fine ghost talking, he held the purple gold gourd in his hand, transported a stream of dantian qi to his left leg, and suddenly held back a fart. Everyone covered their noses with their hands, inhaled loudly, exhaled quietly, and held it hard.

Silver Horn said: "Big brother, load up, load up!"

The golden horn ran the qi around again, transported it to the right leg, and held back a fart.

This time, even the golden horn himself couldn't stand the smoke, so he hurriedly threw the gourd into the air and blurted out: "Pretend to be a fart!"

Everyone raised their eyes to take a closer look, but they saw no movement, nor did they see the gourd falling. It turned out that the gourd was originally a hairy of Wukong, and it was very light, and as soon as the wind blew, it was blown away.

Jin Jiao said: "Why didn't you pretend, and didn't see the gourd?"

The clever insect said: "This fart smell is not so strong, shouldn't it be pretended?"

Jin Jiao said: "Your kid's chemistry is taught by the Chinese teacher? This fart is a ball of hydrogen sulfide gas, which was blown away by the wind and dispersed long ago!"

Yinjiao said: "Brother, could it be that you threw it too hard and threw this gourd elsewhere?"

Jin Jiao said: "What kind of foolish words are this! Since it is a treasure, it is natural to follow my heart, and I can put it and collect it." This can only be put and not collected, it must be a Xibei goods!"

Yinjiao said: "I heard that Sun Wukong is good at changing, most likely because he turned into a Taoist priest and deceived our family's baby." ”

Jin Jiao said: "Isn't Sun Wukong tied up by our baby rope?"

Yinjiao said: "Brother, you don't know that Sun Wukong has a wide range of friends, and there are so many fox friends and dog friends! Most of them were rescued by the gods, or the power of Buddhism rescued him." ”

The golden horn said: "Oh no, oh bad! Now there are only two of our five treasures left, how can this be good!"