Chapter 43: May Immortality Not Wake Up
Guanyin Bodhisattva was very disappointed in Kong Qionglou, and rushed up to grab his neck with both hands and threw him wildly!
Yunmen Wenjian shouted: "Master, don't forget compassion!!"
But he just shouted, but he didn't dare to really step forward to stop him. Who would dare?
A pair of hands that should have been used to cross the world are like silver hoops and iron buckles, and they don't pay attention to his pause. If there is no head, there is no ear, and if there is no ear, she will not hear, she has made a great wish to shake the eight directions of the ancients, no one has surpassed it, how about it today? Just a forgotten joke.
"I'll change, I'll change, can't I change it!"
After pinching for a while, it is estimated that the whole head will fall off, Kong Qionglou shouted loudly, and finally let Guanyin let go.
But I can't figure out that several people were forcibly abducted, and they were really forced to do so. But the Bodhisattva broke in by himself, and if he wants to call the ghost to the ghost, there should be a way. For example, if you go out for a run again, you can drag a few corpses back and put them away, so that the hundred officials can line up and come forward to claim them. Then everything will be clear!
What kind of ability is it to bully a group of grave people?
But the king of men and the bodhisattva were waiting for him to answer again.
Kong Qionglou coughed violently for a while, picked up the wine jar and displayed it a few times in front of King Chuping and Master Guanyin, so that they could take a closer look. He shouted: "You guys are enough, it's not over? I am a descendant of the god of wine, who dares to provoke me? What grievances are there between the king and the Bodhisattva, should quarrel and quarrel, if you can't solve it, then you will start fighting directly, it has nothing to do with my world!"
After that, he threw off his arms, like a proud big white goose, twisting his big crotch and trying to go outside the hall.
"Since it's not popular here, can't we go?" I see who dares to stop it, turn around and ask the Dionysian to come and kill you all!"
Is there really no one to stop you?
Kong Qionglou was so weak that he stopped, and he would never get out so easily, but why didn't these god-damn ancients say it?
"Let's go?!"
"You ask the Bodhisattva, she came in, but can she walk?"
"Hehe, once you come in this kind of place, you won't stay until the years run out and the avenue will turn into mud, and you will never want to go out. Hugh said that you are a little tomb man, holding an artifact that you can't control at all, even if the god of wine is coming in person, as long as the king of my family doesn't nod, can he go again?"
"Giggle......
Among the hundreds of officials, the laughter came and went, and everyone's eyes were fixed on his back, and that feeling was worse than death!
Kong Qionglou slowly turned around and found that the ministers had gloomy expressions, and even the eunuchs and palace maids who served in the palace were all intimidating virtues. The bright lights could not dispel the strangeness emanating from those eyes, as if they were swallowed up by boundless darkness, and there were only a pair of eyes in the darkness.
The first person in ancient times came, and without the nod of King Chuping, he would never be able to get out?
What kind of place is this kind of place?
"Fei Wuji, what are you rebellious ministers and thieves talking nonsense?!"
"Why can't the widow understand?"
"Du Kang, the god of wine, how can you talk about it privately? Without his old man's world, how could there be Taoism and Buddha standing side by side, and Confucianism and sage performing the Fa? How could there be ten thousand dynasties competing for hegemony and a thousand gates winning power? He alone is half an ancient world. If you come to the Divine Dynasty, the widow must also kneel down obediently to greet him; When you want to leave, you can only kneel obediently. What do you need to nod your head to?"
"If you dare to speak ill of the Dionysian behind your back, you will be punished by the widow!"
King Chuping didn't seem to understand his current situation, and angrily reprimanded his ministers, obviously having great respect for the god of wine.
Fei Wuji bypassed his sins, and echoed with a fierce voice: "You are a waste, you don't know how to share the worries of the king, and you dare to chew your tongue, you really deserve to be killed!" He smiled and said to King Chuping, "The king is angry. Please sit down Guanyin Bodhisattva? Don't let the Buddhist monks laugh at us, the gods don't know how to count the etiquette. ”
King Chuping was slightly stunned!
After listening to Kong Qionglou's self-report, it seemed that he wanted to question him, but after this interruption, his brain was not very bright, and he actually left him again. Make a gesture to the Bodhisattva and turn around and return to the king's case!
In Kong Qionglou's heart, there was a vague inference.
The vast majority of all the unjust souls here know what they are. There seem to be only three foolish ghosts: King Chuping, Queen Da Chu, and Mi Jian. The bodies of the latter two were hung in the corridor, and it was forgivable to know that there was no knowledge, but what happened to King Chuping? Some people among the hundred officials said that he had the final say in everything here...... Could it be that this is a ghost plague dominated by the will of the king of men?
Quite possibly!
"Hey, Master Guanyin is not listening to the Buddha's preaching and having an epiphany of immortality, but what kind of wind blew you here?"
King Chuping sat down, and then bounced up like a burning buttocks, and stood in place without saluting the Bodhisattva who had passed by, and forgot what had happened before in a blink of an eye.
"Bodhisattva Auspicious ——!"
Baiguan stood up to congratulate, and the tsunami mountain shouted, cooperating with him in acting.
King Chuping muttered to himself in confusion: "Strange. How do you think that the widow has already greeted the Bodhisattva once just now?"
Fei Wuji laughed: "Haha, I'm afraid the king has eaten too much wine." ”
caused hundreds of officials to laugh and mourn.
King Chuping also felt that he was sorry, "The Bodhisattva's trip is to preach the scriptures or preach the Dharma, please take a seat." ”
Really!!
Fei Wuji united with the souls of hundreds of officials and coaxed King Chuping, not wanting him to know that he was dead.
If you want to say who is the most unwilling and doesn't want to die, it is undoubtedly the lord of the god dynasty in ancient times. Back then, he did not hesitate to bury himself alive with the strength of the country, and it was certainly not for death. If you can't get it right, it's to avoid the catastrophe that caused the gods and Buddhas to fall. But then a big change happened, and King Chuping was sacrificed by the master of the secret realm to form an array eye, so he ...... The last thing he wanted to believe!
Kong Qionglou turned to Mi Jian and said, "Brother Mi, you're right, that's a big traitor." ”
Mi Jian was sleepwalking, and was awakened by his words: "Who are you, why do you call me big brother?"
“......”
"Who are you, how did you get in, how did you bring dogs and monkeys into the temple?" Mi Jian was furious, glanced at the queen of Dachu next to the king's case, and glared at Fei Wuji's rickety back twice, but spread his anger to his side. waved his hand to beckon a few guards at the gate of the hall, "Drag these people and dogs out for me and cut them down!"
He also forgot?
This place is just wicked!!
"Bodhisattva, don't say we're not facing you!" Kong Qionglou was completely fed up, and when he saw several tall and powerful guards entering the hall to catch them, he spread his legs and ran behind the Bodhisattva to hide indiscriminately, and roared with all his might: "Fei Laogou, what the hell are you hiding in your fucking sleeves, do you dare to take it out and show it to the king?!"
"Hey, who's this?"
King Chuping was waiting for the Bodhisattva to reply, but waved his hand to let the guards temporarily retreat: "Why do you look so familiar, where do you seem to have seen the widow?" Fei Fuguo, what did he say, you have something hidden in your sleeve?"
I've seen it here.
Fei Wuji said: "King, this person is no one, don't listen to his nonsense." Even if the old minister hides it in his sleeve, he only hides a loyal liver and gall to the king!"
"Don't you dare?!"
Kong Qionglou hid behind the Bodhisattva, a scoundrel, and let it out anyway: "I said, don't be angry, the king." I saw with my own eyes that the old dog had stuffed a piece of the queen's profane garment into his sleeve, which he had forced the maid to steal. Not only did he hide it, but he also took it and sniffed it on his nose, what do you say this old dog wants to do?!"
The words were shocked, and the court was in an uproar!
If he said that he hid the phoenix crown, King Chuping probably wouldn't believe it, and he might not be able to search for it, the phoenix crown was wearing it on the top of Meng Huan, the queen of Great Chu!
But if it is said to be the intimate clothes of Queen Da Chu, the taste will change, and Fei Wuji will not take the initiative to pick out his sleeves, and he will not be able to clean it no matter what. Only Kong Qionglou can make up such a rebellious nonsense at this time and try to break the siege. But if you don't get it right, you'll kill everyone directly.
Hongguang flew down the Wang case and stood in front of Fei Wuji: "Sleeves." ”
Fei Wuji couldn't hold back his courage, and obediently took out the phoenix crown!
King Chu Ping took it in surprise, and turned to look at Queen Da Chu: "Hey, why are there two identical phoenix crowns, what's the matter?"
Queen Da Chu was also stunned, hurriedly stepped forward, took off the phoenix crown on her head, and took it in King Chuping's hand for comparison. Wushuang's face became sinking again and again, and he suddenly realized something, and in an instant, the past was surging, and tears filled his cheeks. The whole person collapsed, and he was good at dancing with long sleeves and mopping the floor, staggering and walking outside the hall!
"Dead, dead, all dead...... Hee-hee-hee-hee......"
"Dead, dead, dead...... Hey, hey, hey......"
Lose your marbles?!
King Chu Ping hesitated and stretched out his hand, wanting to call her back: "Beauty, where are you going?"
The queen of Da Chu was unconscious, walked through the palace gate, stopped, and looked back. Standing alone, with the head of the moth eyebrows, the jade bones and ice muscles, it is still such a charming posture of all beings, rather than giving up the eternal life, and working together to cross the two white heads. With a glance, his lips rose shallowly, and he suddenly raised his hand to the back and upper part of the hall, and shouted, "Look at !!."
Everyone turned their heads in astonishment and looked at her, but there was nothing but the temple walls.
Queen Da Chu successfully teased everyone, holding her stomach and bending over with a smile, and said stupidly: "The sky is full of stars...... It's falling!"
"Meng Huan, Meng Huan, don't you go......" Qi Jian looked stupid, and he couldn't care about King Chuping in the palace anymore, so he cried and chased out. The bodies of the two were no longer in the palace, but in the road.
Immortal Qinghuan.
It's hard to smile at the beauty.
King Chu Ping's consciousness became even more confused, and he said urgently: "What's the matter, what's going on?"
Witnessing the poignancy of Queen Dachu, Kong Qionglou suddenly felt that he was very cruel, but people and ghosts had different paths, so he was simply cruel to the end.
"King!"
"You're dead!"
"If you're dead, you have to admit it!"
"The great Chu, the magnificent Divine Dynasty, the king of the ancients, has no courage to shout?!"
Thundered!!
The whole hall shook a few times, and people turned on their backs. One of the spacious palace doors unexpectedly rippled like the surface of the water, faintly distorted, and wavered with the will of King Chuping.
King Chuping muttered, "This king ...... Will die too?!"
Listen to the fear of making people laugh and lose their front teeth, who has been spared by the heavens and the earth throughout the ages? Do you think that if you are the king of the ancients, you can not die?
"How could you die, my lord?!"
"King, you're not dead!!"
King Chuping stood in place, almost petrified, and the hundred officials looked frightened, and crawled to his feet on his knees crying, hugging his thighs and shaking vigorously.
Kong Qionglou desperately screamed: "Dead, dead, dead, dead!"
He not only shouted himself, but also instigated several people to shout with him. Although it was drowned by the howls of hundreds of officials, the entire palace community shook in the clamour, like a lonely boat in the stormy sea. It seems that as long as King Chuping refuses to admit that he is gone, no one will want to go out from here. The poet sang loudly, hoping that he would not wake up after being drunk for a long time.
Put it here, but it's a sentence, I hope eternal life will never wake up!
"It's been so long, it's the first time that an outsider has barged in and played with you, you still take it seriously!"
"This is eternal life!"
"The king is immortal, and we are also immortal, do you think we are going to deceive the king?!"
"As a courtier, you must keep your duty as a courtier, this is the king's own choice!"
Fei Wuji's expression was terrifying, and he pounced on Kong Qionglou with his teeth and claws!
The old ghost underestimated the young man.
There is still a Bodhisattva in front of Kong Qionglou, even if the mana is lost, most officials are still very jealous of her in the eyes, and the strength should not be too bad, right?
Guanyin Bodhisattva's handprint changes, the treasure is solemn, and then the sacred and flawless. They all thought that Tuas was going to exert his might, but in fact, it was like giving Kong Qionglou a thumbs up, taking a step to the side and dodging.
What do you mean, I admire you?!
"Bodhisattva!!"
Kong Qionglou wanted to scold, but he didn't have time to open his mouth, Fei Wuji had already come to the front and reached out to touch his face!
I touched it right as soon as I got it.