Wukong looked up and saw that it was a strange Taoist who he didn't know. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Wukong said: "What a bull-nosed old man, since you know the name of Lao Sun, you should respectfully call me a great sage, maybe I will be happy for a while, and I will spare the life of this bed bug." ”

The Taoist smiled slightly, waved his hand, and laid down a prohibition, and then said: "The poor Dao Dao is very sad and happy." ”

Wukong saw that the Taoist showed his hand, but he didn't dare to underestimate him, so he asked, "Great sorrow and great joy Taoist?"

Daodao: "That's right, it's the poor way." ”

Wukong asked, "Are you close to the Bodhisattva?"

The Taoist asked rhetorically, "Which Bodhisattva?"

Wukong said: "Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”

Dao said: "I have never kissed." ”

Wukong asked again, "Can you bring the reason?"

Taoist said: "She is from Buddhism, and I am from Taiyi Xuanmen, so naturally I have never brought it to me." ”

Wukong said: "You are neither related to her, nor do you have a reason, why is she called Great Compassion, but you are called Great Compassion and Great Joy?"

Dao said: "There is no contradiction between the two. ”

Wukong said: "But why do I feel a little bit of a collision? Aren't you afraid that she will sue you for infringing her trademark rights?"

Daodao: "What kind of logic is this! Oh, my name is Great Compassion and Great Joy, and her name is Great Compassion, so you should be related to each other?

Wukong said: "Sun Gohan!

Dao said: "Yes, wow!"

Wukong said: "How can there be such an ugly name!

Dao said: "There really is, why am I lying to you?"

Wukong said: "Even if there is, I don't know it! It's just a shame on my old grandson's face!"

The Taoist smiled and said, "Isn't this the end!" I am a great sorrow and great joy, and Guanyin is a great mercy and great compassion, and I have nothing to do with her." ”

Wukong Qi said: "You dare to call the Bodhisattva Guanyin, your courage is not small!"

Daodaodao: "Hehe, don't say it's her, even if it's Rulai, how could I ever be afraid of him?"

Wukong laughed and said, "I thought that my bragging skills were invincible in the world, but I didn't expect you to be able to brag better than me! There are only a few world-class powers I know, I wonder which one you are?"

The Taoist shook his head and said, "I'm not world-class. ”

Wukong was even more strange: "You are not world-class, and you dare to argue with the Buddha?"

Daodaodao: "Great sorrow and joy are just the name I gave myself, no wonder you don't know it." But my other identity may be more famous. ”

Wukong said: "Do you have another identity?"

Dao Daodao: "My other identity is the current demon. ”

Wukong exclaimed, "You are a demon in your heart!"

Daodao: "Yes, I am the demon in my heart." ”

Wukong said: "Isn't the inner demon invisible?"

Dao Daodao: "I have cultivated into a human form." ”

Wukong said: "Even if you cultivate into a human form, you are not world-class." Where did you get the courage to call the Buddha?"

Dao said: "That can only mean that you don't know too much about the special profession of heart demons." You're not there yet, and I don't need to talk to you about it. In short, if you remember one sentence, as long as you are a creature with thinking ability, you will be affected by me, and you don't need to use any magic array and incense at all. Whether it is a Buddha or a Taoist ancestor, as long as you are not careful, you will still fall for my trick. ”

Wukong said: "No, I haven't seen Daozu, so it's hard to say." I have seen this Buddha, it is said that he has broken off the seven emotions and six desires, how can he still fall for your tricks?"

Daodao: "Cut off the seven emotions and six desires? Then why does he still want to pass on the scriptures to the eastern land?"

Wukong said: "For the sake of purifying all sentient beings?"

Tao Daodao: "Since everything is broken and the four major are empty, why bother to purify all sentient beings?"

Wukong said: "Isn't it a good thing to purify all sentient beings?"

Tao Daodao: "Isn't Pudu sentient beings also a kind of desire, a kind of seeking?"

Wukong said: "Could it be that good thoughts can also give birth to demons?"

The Taoist changed the topic and asked, "Have you ever calculated it?"

Wukong said: "I have calculated, I have calculated." ”

Tao said: "No matter what their purpose is, as long as they are calculating, they will give birth to demons." However, this demon is a demon in a broad sense, and this demon is not another demon. ”

Wukong said: "Then what is a demon in a broad sense?"

Tao humane: "Desire, thought, thought, want." Wouldn't that be a better way to understand?"

Wukong said: "As long as you have thoughts, desires, ideas, and thoughts, you may fall for your tricks?"

Daodao: "That's what it means." Isn't the Dao Ancestor's thought of attaining the Three Realms also a thought, an idea? If the Dao Ancestor is like this, who can truly achieve no desires and no desires?"

Wukong said: "That means that before the appearance of the Three Realms, there was a demon in the heart?"

Dao said: "That's not nonsense! There were living beings before the appearance of the Three Realms, and where there were living beings, there were naturally demons. ”

Wukong said: "Good cow's profession!"

Dao said: "When it comes to calculating people's hearts, the demons in the heart are called second, who dares to call them first!" That's why I said, although I am not a world-class power, I still don't take Rulai in my eyes. ”

Wukong said: "No one in sight?"

Dao said: "I can't say that. I only admire two people in my life, one is Wuchao Zen Master, and the other is your master, Bodhi Patriarch. ”

Wukong said, "Oh, you just admire the two of them?"

Daodao: "They are all my predecessors, and they can't be admired if they don't want to!"

Wukong said: "What about the inner demon before my master?"

The Taoist said: "That must have been a long time ago! I don't know them, so naturally I can't talk about admiration." ”

Wukong said: "It turns out that you are looking at my master's affection!"

The Taoist said: "All demons are arrogant. If it weren't for your master, you think I would have spoken so politely to you?"

Wukong said: "But I think my master is very low-key, and he doesn't seem arrogant at all." ”

Dao Daodao: "Just teach an apprentice to come out and stir up the heavenly court, that's still called low-key! His arrogance is not reflected on the surface." ”

Wukong thought about it carefully and felt that this was indeed very reasonable, so he didn't dwell on this issue.

He changed the subject and said, "Since you have this relationship, why did you send this bug to cause trouble?"

Taoist said: "He was originally a strange product in the mirage, a nine-heart mirage, I saw that his imagination was quite rich, so I accepted him as an apprentice." I didn't expect this kid's imagination to be too rich, and he actually thought of eating Tang monk's meat! This is purely his personal behavior, it's really none of my business. ”

Wukong was skeptical: "Really? Why didn't you come early or late, I was just about to kill him, and you came? If he really eats my master, how should this account be calculated?"

Dao said: "Actually, I came a long time ago." ”

Wukong said: "Why didn't you stop him when you came early?"

Dao said: "I'm not giving you a chance to make meritorious deeds." ”

Wukong said, "Are you so sure I can wake up from the illusion in time?"

Daodao: "You don't want to think about who your master is, Bodhi." Besides, in this team, your belief in learning from the scriptures is the firmest, and that fascination incense will definitely not help you. ”

Wukong said: "Misty incense? ”

Dao said: "This psychedelic incense is a super psychedelic drug, which I use to conduct clinical trials. ”

Wukong said: "You still do clinical trials, what are you experimenting with?"

Dao said: "Studying mental illness is my specialty. ”

Wukong said: "Yes, you are a demon, how can I forget this stubble! Then tell me, is my master's spirit normal?"

Daodao: "Tang Xuanzang?"

Wukong said: "Yes, I'm talking about him. ”

Dao said: "Normal, more normal than normal people!"

Wukong said: "It's more normal than normal people! That's not normal! What about the others?"

Daodao: "Zhu Bajie is very normal, he can eat and sleep. Ryoma has a bit of an autistic tendency, but overall it's relatively normal. The most abnormal thing is Sha Wujing, he has a more serious depression, you better care about him more. ”

Wukong said: "Really fake, why do I think Wujing is the most normal one?"

Daodao: "If you believe it, you will believe it, and if you don't believe it, you will vomit blood and die!" In case he sleepwalks one day and slaughters Tang Xuanzang to eat, don't say that I didn't remind you. ”

Wukong said: "You scared me! It seems that I really have to care more about Senior Brother Wujing in the future." ”

Speaking of this, he changed his words and continued: "But since it is said that eating Tang monk's meat, it is time to talk about your apprentice, we are just chatting here, he didn't have the idea of beating my master, right?"

Dao said: "Don't worry about this, I'm here, no accident." ”

Wukong said: "Okay, for your sake, I'll spare him!"

Daodao: "After talking for a long time, aren't you just waiting for your words!" As he spoke, he waved his hand and removed the ban.