The seven brothers of Erlang God are discussing here, and the two Wukong are also discussing there.

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, do you think Erlang God will be arranged by the Buddha?"

Wukong said: "On the surface, Heavenly Court is to cooperate with the Buddha's plan to travel west, but in fact, it is not at all. So I don't know if he was arranged by the Buddha. ”

Bajie said: "Then should we go to him for help?"

Wukong said: "I used to have an unpleasant quarrel with him, but now I go to him for help, and I'm really embarrassed to speak." ”

Bajie said: "Are you still thinking about the past?"

Wukong said: "It's been hundreds of years, what else can't you see? Don't forget, I'm a person without a knot now." Go up and say hello to him, and if he stays, he will shake hands with me. ”

As soon as Bajie heard the reason, he went up to the clouds and shouted: "The one who came is the Seven Sages of Meishan?"

Erlang replied briskly: "Marshal Tianpeng has good eyesight, we are the Seven Friends of Meishan!"

Bajie said: "My brother Monkey King has invited all the brothers to go down and talk!"

Erlang God was overjoyed and said: "It's easy to say!

So the seven of them pressed the cloud head with Bajie and came to see Wukong.

Wukong greeted warmly: "Hey, this is not the second brother." ”

Erlang God said: "Oh, Holy Brother, we haven't seen each other for a long time. ”

Wukong said: "I think my old grandson accepted your love back then, and I have never been able to repay it." ”

Erlang said: "Holy brother, this was all hundreds of years ago, you and my brother said that!"

Wukong said: "By the way, what kind of wind blew you here today?". ”

Erlang God said: "Oh, our brother is doing a large-scale tour publicity activity, and there is a lottery link." ”

Wukong said strangely, "What are you promoting?"

Erlang Shinto: "Some time ago, I officially joined my brother's company and jointly launched a new generation of products, the Shengqi mobile phone. This time it's for the new phone. ”

Wukong Qi said: "Wasn't this a few years ago? Why are you still engaged in propaganda?"

Jiro Shinto said: "Because now is the best time to increase the publicity." ”

Goku asked, "Why do you say that?"

Erlang said: "Hehe, I'll tell you the latest news: the old man of the birthday star has a big deal!"

Wukong was even more surprised, so he asked, "What did they talk about?"

As soon as he talked about this, Erlang was a little excited. I only heard him say with his eyebrows fluttering: "Their mobile phone has exploded!

Wukong said: "How can this be?"

Erlang said: "The technology is not in place, the quality is not good, and the purchase channels of parts are not strict." ”

Wukong said: "Oh, they also sent me a special custom version, but fortunately it didn't explode." ”

Erlang didn't say a word, handed a cool-looking Saint Seven mobile phone to Wukong and said: "Hurry up and throw them away, use our brother's products, the Seven Saints will be a high-quality product." ”

Wukong said: "Oh, it's useless for me to take it, there is no communication signal at the filming site of Journey to the West." ”

Erlang said: "Even if you can't use it to make phone calls, you can use it to play stand-alone games." Play a little minesweeper, empty crotch solitaire, greedy snake or something will not get stuck, and you don't have to worry about exploding. ”

Wukong was moved after hearing this, so he put the phone away.

Jiro advised: "Hurry up and throw the original one, that thing is simply a bomb that can be detonated at any time!"

Wukong said: "There's no need to throw it, anyway, my master is clamoring for explosive weapons, so I'll give it to him." ”

Erlang said: "Aren't you afraid that he will be blown up?"

Wukong said: "His luck is so good, you don't have to worry about him at all." ”

Erlang said: "By the way, what about your master and others, why do you only see the two of you?"

When Wukong saw him ask, he briefly told him what had happened.

Erlang was surprised: "This Ten Thousand Saints Dragon King is quite honest, how dare he steal the Buddha treasure?"

Wukong said, "Do you know him?"

Erlang said: "I know it, but I don't know it." ”

Wukong said: "The old dragon king has been killed by me, but this nine-headed monster is not easy to deal with." ”

Erlang said: "Since the Dragon King is dead, then there is no need to get in the way! ”

Wukong said: "Don't be embarrassed?"

Erlang said: "Look at what you said, don't you see the outside again! We took advantage of the chaos in his palace and happened to end the nest." ”

Bajie said: "If it's too late today." ”

Erlang said: "Fighting, what else do you see?

So everyone came to Bibo Lake together and shouted, shouting and scolding.

There has already been a little demon who has entered the inner report. The Horse Hydra and a group of dragon sons and grandsons were not excited, and rushed out together to avenge the old dragon king.

However, the Wukong brothers and the Erlang God brothers are all good at group fighting, and after a period of fighting like cutting melons and vegetables, there is only one nine-headed monster left.

The nine-headed monster is also a master who is not afraid of things, and when he saw that he was invincible, he turned into his body again, spread his wings and swirled and soared, fighting with everyone alone.

Wukong jumped on the cloud and shouted, "Split the mountain to save my mother!" A stick struck downward, and the hydra flashed sideways, avoiding the past.

I missed it again, so shameless!

Erlang took out the golden bow and silver bullet, and shouted loudly: "Look at my 'Wind and Rain Twin Meteors'!"

Jiro was surprised: "What a high dodge!"

At this moment, the howling dog saw the opportunity, howled, flew up, and opened its mouth to bite. If you take this bite, you will bite off a bloody head.

The hydra lost a head, screamed in pain, spread its wings and fled to the South China Sea.

Everyone was about to chase after them, but Wukong stopped: "Forget it, forget it, this monster's brain was caught by the door, and he actually ran to the Bodhisattva's territory, most of it was more than lucky, just leave it to the Bodhisattva to deal with him." ”

Erlang said: "This monster is really powerful, and I don't know where it is." ”

Wukong said: "Your cheap dog is even more powerful! So many of us didn't hurt that monster, but this dog has made a meritorious service!"

Erlang said: "This dog is nothing powerful, but the teeth are a little better, and it is to catch whoever bites, and one bite is accurate." ”

Wukong said: "It seems that your dog is also a different species, I was also bitten by him back then, and sure enough, it was a quasi-bite." ”

Erlang said: "Is Xiaotian a different species? When I saw it barking at the sky, I thought it was pitiful, so I took it home as a pet. ”

Wukong said, "Why does it bark at the sky? Maybe it's an alien dog." ”

Bajie added: "Maybe it's really a Wang Xingren!"

Wukong said: "Cheap dog, come here." Let me take a look at my grandson. ”

When the roaring dog heard this, his cold hair stood up, and he quickly hid behind Erlang God.

Erlang God said: "Brother Sheng, you are really, a little dog, why should you scare him." ”

Wukong said: "I just think it's weird. I think I'm so strong in defense, and I think I was actually bitten by it back then. So I want to study it well. ”

Erlang said: "Where did Xiaotian bite you, Brother Sheng, you are laughing again! Okay, okay, now that the nine-headed monster has also been beaten away, our seven brothers continue to engage in propaganda." ”

Wukong said: "Since you are busy, let's go first, and our two brothers can handle the rest." ”

So Wukong and Bajie bid farewell to the seven people and went back to hunt for treasure.

They entered the Dragon Palace and killed a group of little demon chickens and flying dogs in the Water Mansion. The princess of Halloween took the baby to escape, and was chased by Bajie and beaten into a pile of princess sauce.

Wukong said: "Bajie, you really won't pity the fragrance and pity the jade." ”

Bajie said: "Her husband bit me, and now it still hurts, just hit her out of a bad breath!"

Wukong said: "This princess indirectly killed so many monks, and she deserves it, so if she is killed, she will be killed." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, have you paid attention, there are a lot of princesses recently." Princess Iron Fan, Princess White Jade, Princess Halloween. There were also Queen Xiliang and Scorpion Essence before. Why are there so many supporting actresses all at once?"

Wukong said: "I think the Buddha changed his filming strategy." ”

Bajie said happily: "Maybe the spring of our ** silk is coming!"

Wukong said: "Senior brother, what are you thinking about all day! This is an adventure drama of Journey to the West, not an emotional drama! Don't talk nonsense, let's find the treasure trove separately, hurry up!"

At this moment, Bajie exclaimed, "Hey, these two little demons are not dead yet. ”

Wukong turned his head to look, only to see that Ben Boer Ba and Ba Bo Ben were crowded in a corner, hiding their heads and tails.

Wukong said: "The lives of the two of you are really big, why didn't that hydra kill you?"

Ben Boer said: "I think there are too many things, he forgot about the two of us." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, what are you talking about with them, kill them as soon as possible." ”

Ba Bo ran and shouted in a panic: "Can't kill, can't kill!"

Wukong said: "Why can't you kill?"

Ba Bo ran and said: "We are tainted witnesses, Grandpa Sun, you can't cross the river and tear down the bridge." ”

Wukong said: "Tainted witnesses are also monsters, and keeping them can only harm people." ”

The two little demons said in unison: "We promise not to hurt anyone!"

Wukong said: "How to prove?"

Rushing Erba said: "Grandpa, you see that we are so cute, where do we look like some stubborn villain!"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, the two reasons they said are quite reasonable." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, do you think so too?"

Bajie said: "Listening to their names, I feel so happy. Brother Monkey, these two little monsters have names and surnames, and they are more famous than many bosses. For example, that scorpion spirit, do you know her name? And this Halloween Dragon King, Halloween Princess, do you know their names? Even if it is the Queen of Xiliang, we only know her nickname, after thousands of years, who knows which Queen of Xiliang she is?"

Wukong thought for a moment and asked the two little demons, "You don't want to die?"

The two of them said in unison: "Of course not!"

Wukong said: "Okay, I'll spare your lives." ”

The two demons turned over and knelt down: "Thank you Grandpa Sun and Grandpa Pig for not killing!"

Wukong said: "But it's ......"

The two demons' hearts trembled, and they almost fell down.

Wukong continued: "The death penalty has been forgiven, but the living crime cannot be escaped. In the future, the two of you will protect this Buddha treasure in Jinguang Temple, are you willing?"

The two demons' hearts were wide, and they kowtowed again and thanked them: "Yes!

Wukong said: "Do you know what the real-name system is?"

The two demons replied, "Yes!

Wukong said: "You two are famous monsters, if you want to do evil, you can't escape the poisonous hands of Lao Sun and me!"

The two demons said in unison: "We are not evil, we are amused!"

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Everything was decided, Wukong and Bajie cleaned up the battlefield, and returned to the sacrificial country with the two little demons. The monks of Jinshan Temple were waiting at the gate of the city early. When they saw the two Tang elders holding the splendid Buddha treasure in their hands, they returned through the clouds and fog, and hurriedly kowtowed upwards to thank them.

When the emperor heard the news, he also hurried out of the hall to greet him, shouting the immortal living Buddha.

This treasure hunt task is considered to be completed, and the Buddha's light relics return to the pagoda, emitting ten thousand rays of light. The emperor of the Saiguo country, Long Yan Dayue, arranged a vegetarian banquet to entertain a few living bodhisattvas from the east, and there is no need to mention this nonsense.

Early the next morning, Xuanzang said goodbye. The emperor couldn't keep it, so he personally sent it out of the city for twenty miles.

Before leaving, the emperor said: "I have never seen a god in my life, and now that I have seen it, it can be regarded as a blessing." Now I have a small request, and I have asked a few holy monks to grant it. ”

Xuanzang said: "What's the matter with you?"

The emperor said, "I want to build a big temple and worship a few people." It would be good to ask a few holy monks to leave a name. ”

Wukong said: "I, I am the Monkey King!"

Bajie said: "I am Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie!"

Wujing said: "I am Sha Wujing, the general of the rolling shutter!"

Ryoma said: "I am ......"

Bajie said: "What are you, it's none of your business, stay aside!"

Ryoma wanted to cry without tears, and his depression flashed to the side.

Xuanzang said: "I am Tang Xuanzang, the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty!"

Wukong said: "Master, the word 'holy monk' is used by others to call you, how can you call yourself 'holy monk'?"

Xuanzang said: "Oh, what you said is very right! I am Tang Xuanzang, a senior monk of the Tang Dynasty!"

Bajie said: "I have never seen such a thick-skinned monk. ”

Xuanzang said: "Uh...... I am Tang Xuanzang, a monk of the Tang Dynasty!"

Wujing said: "Master, this word monk is too ordinary, it doesn't show your identity!"

Xuanzang said: "This is not high, and it is not low, aren't you embarrassing me? Oh, by the way, you can call me Tang Xuanzang, the great detective of Prajnaparamita!"

Bajie exclaimed: "Oh, Master, it turns out that you are the real Polo detective!"

Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, the real Polo Detective has finally appeared, and your Polo Detective is an impostor!"

Yes.