Chapter 170: Absorption? Are you kidding?
The sixth sister is also exquisite. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Wukong shook the stick in his hand and said sharply: "If you don't honestly tell me where my master has gone, don't blame me for doing some things to you over and over again." ”
The little demon saw that the stick was more than a foot long, the mouth of the bowl was thick, and the flower immediately looked bleak, and replied anxiously: "I was in a hurry just now, and I don't know where my sisters took him." ”
Wukong said: "You really don't say it?"
The little demon couldn't stand being frightened, and immediately froze on the ground: "I really don't know! You just beat me to death with a stick, don't do such a thing!"
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, since you don't want to say it, just leave it to me to deal with." ”
Wukong said: "Remember to inquire about the whereabouts of the master!"
Bajie said: "Brother, don't worry." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, suddenly, Wukong shouted, "Wait!"
Bajie asked, "What's wrong?"
Wukong said: "This monster doesn't seem to be moving. ”
Hearing this, Bajie stepped forward to inspect it and replied, "Brother Monkey, this goblin has been scared to death by you!"
Wukong said: "Oh, I was just joking with her, how could I be so incomprehensible?"
Bajie said: "The psychological resistance is so weak, I don't know how to cultivate into refinement!"
Wukong said: "Since you dare to fight the master's idea, it is also to blame, who is to blame? Let's go find the master." ”
Bajie said: "Now that the monsters have escaped, where are we going to look for them?"
Wukong said: "I'll call the land out again and ask." ”
Bajie said: "Why bother asking about the land? You just ask the person on duty?"
Wukong said: "I summoned them, but no one responded, I guess I went to protect the master." ”
With that, Wukong recited a spell and summoned the land again. The land hurriedly stepped forward to salute: "Grandpa the Great Sage is really good, he has beaten all the monsters away, and this place is now up to me!"
Wukong said: "If you want to be the boss here, you have to cooperate well." ”
The land said: "I will definitely cooperate well." ”
Wukong said, "Do you know where these spider spirits took my master?"
The land said: "I really don't know this. ”
Wukong asked again, "Are there any other powerful monsters around here?"
The land thought for a while, and said: "More than 500 miles to the southeast, there is a demon path that has cultivated into a refinement. The rest, it seems, is gone. ”
Wukong said: "What kind of demon way, you can tell me in detail." ”
"I don't know the specifics. As far as I know, he built a Taoist temple there, called the Yellow Flower Temple, and he was very good at poisoning. ”
Wukong said: "Another big expert in poisoning?"
"It's not under my control, that's all I know." ”
Wukong said, "Well, yes, yes, you've done me a great favor." ”
The land said: "Is there anything else for Grandpa Dasheng to ask?"
Wukong said: "Not for the time being, please go back." ”
Land farewell. Wukong said: "Bajie, you go back to meet Wujing and Xiaolong first, and wait for my news." I went to Huanghuaguan to try my luck. ”
Bajie said: "Brother, as the saying goes, fight the tiger brothers! I'll go with you, so I can take care of it, right?"
Wukong smiled: "You can't let go of those female monsters in your heart, right?"
Bajie said: "Who am I? I am Bajie! Since I followed the master, I have given up all the wine and everything. As the saying goes, there is color in the eyes, but there is no color in the heart, and it is me who is talking about it. ”
The two laughed a few words, and then followed the guidance of the land and went southeast to find the Yellow Flower View. Huanghuaguan was famous, and it didn't take long for them to find it.
The two of them quietly sneaked into the temple to find out the news. As they entered the backyard, they heard the sound of an argument coming from a room. The two listened carefully by the window, and finally heard some doorways.
Wukong whispered: "Bajie, it seems that we have found the right place this time, these monsters are making infighting." ”
Bajie asked, "Master, can I be inside?"
Wukong said, "That's right! ”
Bajie asked, "Then what should we do now?"
Wukong said: "Hold your ground and wait and see what happens." I see what they're going to do. ”
What are the few monsters in the house arguing about? It turned out that they were arguing about whether to eat Tang Xuanzang or not.
The big monster said: "Senior brother, this Tang Seng was caught by our sisters, so naturally we should call the shots." ”
The man said, "Senior sister's words are wrong! This Yellow Flower View is my territory, and I am in charge of my territory." ”
The big monster said: "Our sisters came here just to rest. If you're not welcome, we'll go. ”
The male monster said: "I said junior sisters, although this Tang Seng was caught by you, but when you come here, you should have a share of it." ”
The big monster said: "We use him to make up for it." You ate him, how are we going to make up for it?"
The man said, "Why bother, isn't it the same effect if we eat him?"
The big monster said: "Of course it's different! You can only eat it once, but if it's a supplement, you can use it many times!"
The male monster said: "How many times can such a weak monk withstand your picking?"
The big monster said: "You are killing chickens and taking eggs!"
The man said, "You guys are doing this too much!"
The second monster said: "Senior brother, if you eat like that, many nutrients can't be effectively absorbed, it's just a tyrannical thing!"
The big monster also said: "Our sisters are good at picking supplements. In this way, you can maximize the absorption rate so that you don't waste it. ”
The man said, "You can absorb it, so what should I do?"
The big monster said, "You can absorb it too." ”
The male monster chirped, "Bah!"
The big monster said, "You don't want to?"
The man said, "Nonsense!"
The monster said, "Then I have a great idea to get the best of both worlds, do you want to hear it?"
The man said, "Do you have any ideas to hear?"
The big monster said: "Our sisters will take turns to make up for him three times, and then we will give him to you, and you will kill or chop him, and let you dispose of it!
But the man was not happy: "Three times! Three times for each of you, a total of eighteen times! Who do you think he is!"
The big monster said, "Then it's good twice." ”
The man said, "Once per person!"
The big monster said: "Twice!"
The man said, "Once!"
The big monster said: "That's not negotiable?"
The man said, "There is a discussion!"
The big monster said: "Then what do you say?"
The male monster said: "Each of you picks up him twice, and then I will make up for it once!"
The big monster said: "I'm sorry, you are a shameless senior brother, you even take advantage of your junior sister!"
The second monster said: "Yes, he still wants to serve us in a pot!"
Seeing that the female monsters were shouting to leave, the male monsters smiled and said, "Senior sisters, don't be in a hurry to leave! Let's talk about it again, everything is easy to discuss." ”
The big monster said: "We can't reach an agreement on our opinions, what else is there to discuss?"
The man said, "Listen to me, I have another way here." ”
The three monsters said: "What else can you do?"
The man said: "It's very simple! I'll eat Xuanzang first, and then let you all make up for me once, isn't that okay? In order for everyone's opinions to reach an agreement, it's good to suffer a little for my brother." ”
All the female monsters chirped in unison, "Oh me!"
The man said: "It's so sincere for my brother, isn't it okay to do this?"
The big monster said: "Sisters, let's go!"
The man said, "Wait! Wait!"
The big monster said, "What other bad ideas do you have?"
The man said, "Brother does have another idea! If I say it, you will definitely agree." ”
If your method does not satisfy our sisters, we will leave immediately, and we will never talk to you again!"
The man said: "Okay! Listen to me: I only need Tang Seng's hands! You give me his hands first, then I won't be able to mislead you!"
The big monster looked at the female monsters and asked, "Sisters, what do you think of this method?"
The three monsters said: "This can't be done! This method of making up for the supplement requires the input of both sides." Tang Seng lost a pair of hands, how can he still put it in?"
The five monsters said: "What the third sister said is right! This will greatly affect the effect of our supplementation!"
The big monster then turned to the male monster and said, "No way, our sisters don't agree." ”
The man said, "Well, even if you don't accept my opinion, there's no need to go!
The big monster said: "You really promise?"
The man said, "If you don't agree, you won't be able to! ”
The big monster said: "Then please go and wait outside the door, we will hand him over to you when we finish our work!"
The man said, "That's good, that's good, I'll go outside and keep guard." When you're done, tell me quickly. ”
After speaking, the man walked out the door. When he turned to close the door, the situation changed!
I saw six sharp claws flying up behind the male monster and stabbing at the six female monsters respectively. The female monsters quickly avoided it, revealing their navels one after another.
The big monster said sharply: "Senior brother, we expected you to do this! Do you really want to fight against the six of us sisters?"
The male monster did not panic, and replied with a relaxed expression: "I can't blame my senior brother for this, but I can only blame you for being too greedy! Where can this Tang monk bear your tossing? When you finish your work, what else do I have to sing?"
The big monster said: "Are you confident that you can fight the six of us sisters?"
The male monster grinned and said, "It's almost time, I don't think you will fall yet!
As soon as the three inverted words came out, the faces of the female monsters changed suddenly, and they all covered their lower abdomen and staggered.
The monster shouted: "It turns out that you have already done something to deliberately delay time here!"
The man said, "Hey, it seems that the time is still short! Yes, I have already done something in your tea, and I am waiting for you to be tricked." ”
The big monster said: "Sisters, now the time is urgent, let's take action together, we must destroy this dog thief!"
When the female monsters heard this, they flew out of their navels one after another, trying to wrap around the male monsters.
At this moment, the seven monsters, who originally seemed to be struggling, suddenly made a lightning strike, giving the remaining five female monsters a fatal blow.
The five female monsters fell to the ground in unison. The second monster asked sharply: "Seventh sister, what are you doing!"
The male monster laughed and said: "Your seventh sister has long been my person, but I pity you until you are dying to understand this!"
The big monster said: "Seventh sister, we have been together day and night for so many years, why do you want to do this?"
The seven monsters moved the lotus step lightly, walked to the side of the male monster, and showed a handful of affection intentionally, then turned his head and asked: "Eldest sister, do you say that it is better for six people to share one Tang Seng, or two people to share Tang Seng?" The voice was charming and sweet, and there was a thick spring color rippling between her cheeks.