Chapter XVII. Interpretation and Variation
"Damn, you were really hit by Mu Xiaotong?" Chen Yu said in surprise.
"Damn! How could the goddess of Lao Tzu bump into someone? Or bumped into you poor dick, what kind of shit luck did you TM go! Why didn't you hit me! And you haven't asked for my goddess's autograph yet!" Tai Zeming said unwillingly.
In fact, Mu Xiaotong has always been regarded as a goddess and idol by Tai Zeming. He never thought that his goddess would bump into people, but he still bumped Xia Yan, a poor dick.
However, if Tai Zeming knew that Mu Xiaotong was Xia Yan's cousin, he didn't know how he would react.
"......" Xia Yan rolled her eyes and said, "It's not her car, it's her driver...... , have you ever seen a successful person who goes out and looks at the car by himself. As for the signature, don't think about it, I forgot. ”
"Oh, it's good that she didn't bump into it, it scared me, but how could you forget to sign it?" said Tai Zeming with a sigh of relief.
"Damn, you just care if your goddess bumps into someone, don't you care if I'm hurt?" Xia Yan expressed helplessness to this heavy color and light friend Tai Zeming.
"You can walk back by yourself, it's okay without thinking about it, what do I care about you for?" replied Tai Zeming with a nonchalant expression.
"......" Xia Yan was speechless about Tai Zeming's shamelessness.
"And then, and then she bought you these things?" Lin Chao interrupted Xia Yan and Tai Zeming's argument.
"No, her driver hit me, and she wanted to pay me some money, but I didn't. But she felt that she didn't give anything, and she was very upset. So, she took me to buy these things. I couldn't refuse, so I agreed. That's it. Xia Yan explained.
Xia Yan's explanations can be said to be lies, but they are also lies on the basis of facts. He couldn't tell his roommate the truth, he was afraid that his roommate wouldn't accept it, mainly because he was afraid that his roommate wouldn't believe it. Therefore, he appropriately concealed some truths.
"Ahh
"Yes, she also said that I look like her cousin, and she can't help but want to recognize me as his cousin!" Seeing Tai Zeming's look at the enemy, Xia Yan couldn't help but tease Tai Zeming.
"Ahh Tai Zeming couldn't stand it anymore, he pounced on Xia Yan, wanting to choke Xia Yan's neck.
However, when his hand was about to approach Xia Yan's neck, he had already been subdued by Xia Yan. I saw that Xia Yan twisted Tai Zeming's arm and pressed him on the bed.
Subduing him was completely a stress reaction of Xia Yan's body, Xia Yan didn't expect his body's reaction to be so fast, it seemed that his own physical fitness had improved a lot.
"Oops! Xia Yan, you let go, it hurts me to death!" Tai Zeming screamed in pain.
The others didn't expect Xia Yan to suddenly subdue Tai Zeming, they only saw Tai Zeming pinching Xia Yan's neck, and they didn't notice Xia Yan's sudden resistance at all.
Hearing Tai Zeming's cry in pain, Xia Yan let go of his hand and helped Tai Zeming up.
"Let's see if you dare to be rough!" Xia Yan hugged his arms and looked at Tai Zeming, who was constantly rubbing his arms.
"Don't dare! Don't dare!" said Tai Zeming with a pained expression.
"When did you become so powerful?" Lin Chao said in surprise.
"yes! I didn't even notice how you suddenly subdued Taize Zeming. Chen Yu said.
"yes! I remember you used to be 'slaughtered'! Tai Zeming said.
"Hmph, I've been hiding my strength, and I don't want to be like you. Just now you were about to pinch me, and suddenly my body didn't keep up with my brain and started moving. "What Xia Yan said is not wrong, his brain is now a little unable to keep up with the reaction speed of his body.
"Damn! Xia Yan, you have been hiding for so many years. Tai Zeming said.
"Yes, Xia Yan, who did you learn this hand from, teach us one day, let us also go out and pretend to be forced, beat hooligans, and have a hero to save the beauty or something. Lin Chao said enviously.
"I won't tell you who I learned from you. As for what you want to learn, I'll teach you another day. Xia Yan replied. Because his own abilities are all in the organization of his previous life, and he has honed them in life and death, he can't tell them, he can only hide them from them.
"Okay, good!" Some of the skills that can be learned pretended to be forced, and the three of them were very happy, so they didn't worry about Xia Yan not telling them where they learned the skills.
"Then did you agree to be her cousin?" asked Taize Ming.
"Agreed, why don't you agree to such a good thing?" Xia Yan asked rhetorically.
"Ahh Taize complained.
"Yes, you can stand on the road right now and see if there's a car that is going to hit you." When any car hits you, don't say you will be your cousin, you can be your father. Then, you have what you want. Don't talk about these things that Mu Xiaotong bought for me, can you still have what you want?" Xia Yan said jokingly.
"Forget it, I'm afraid it hurts. If I get crippled again, then my life will be over. Forget it, I'm not going to do this!" Tai Zeming hurriedly shook his head and refused.
"Hahaha!" the other three all laughed.
"It's good to know, I've traded my life for all of this, and not everyone has such good luck as me. Xia Yan said helplessly.
"Well, okay!" said Tesawa Minye.
"Forget it, I'm not telling you, I'm going to take a shower. After speaking, Xia Yan went to take a bath.
However, the other three people in the dormitory hadn't let go of today's matter, and they began to discuss today's Xia Yan's matter.
"Do you think that Xia Yan has changed a lot today, as if they were two people before. Chen Yu said.
"Could it be that Xia Yan was taken away by someone as the novel says?" Lin Chao said.
"Goyeh, how big your brain is! You are fascinated by the novel!" Although Tai Zeming said this, he still had some doubts in his heart, Xia Yan had changed too much, his temperament, personality, and became powerful.
"Moreover, I feel that Xia Yan doesn't feel like a poor dick at all now!" Chen Yu said.
"I think so too. The other two agreed.
Xia Yan's change is a bit big, his previous personality was a little cowardly, he didn't like others to joke very much, and his body was relatively weak. But today, after he regained his memory, he changed back to his previous personality, and his physical fitness and temperament, which had been sealed by his aunt and grandmother, also recovered. He used to be a poor dick, but now he has returned to "high coldness" (hehe! Now he is the killer "clown".
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