Chapter 7 The fish is innocent and very generous!
After practicing the Freedom True Intention Gong and Qianyuan Gong all night, Yu Wuxian was a panda eye, he got up weakly, and then fetched water to wash and tidy up his clothes.
He didn't have a maid, and the only two guards hadn't gotten up yet, but he wasn't angry, after all, this Yunmeng country was very safe, and there were no traitors who wanted to kill him, after all, the king of this poor and remote place couldn't even look down on the people of Yunmengguo, it was both painstaking and laborious, although who would suffer!
"Ah! I'm tired of this king, and I don't know what happened to Yu Ling'er after yesterday!"
He patted his mouth sleepily, staggered out of his bedroom, walked around the palace, and occasionally met one or two maids, and he had to say hello, as if he were not the regent, but the young master of an ordinary family.
When he walked to the West Palace, he suddenly saw Wu Guifei and Yang Guifei, and noticed Yudongfeng and Yuxihe beside these two concubines.
"Hehe, it's no wonder big brother! It's you two stinky boys who are stupid!"
Yu Wuxian walked over without incident, and when he walked into the sight of Wu Guifei and Yang Guifei, Yu Dongfeng and Yu Xihe seemed to see a savior, their eyes were shining, and they looked at him expectantly, and they kept giving him a look, and their mouths were grinning.
Wu Guifei and Yang Guifei suddenly got up, and they were a little scared: "I don't know what happened to His Highness in the West Palace?"
Yu Wuxian was stunned for a while, and didn't know how to answer for a while, but just glanced at his two anxious Wang brothers, shook his head and sighed.
He just felt that his two brothers who were worried about their IQ were hopeless, but in the eyes of the two concubines, this was suspicious of the two of them, and he was also worried about the fact that Yudongfeng and Yuxihe begged for rewards that day.
"Your Highness! This is none of my business! This is what Concubine Wu forced her concubines to do! Concubines can't do it!"
Yang Guifei hurriedly held back her tears, knelt on the ground, looked pitiful, and pushed everything to Wu Guifei, with a crying voice: "Your Highness also knows that Wu Guifei's younger brother is Wu Dalang! Their family's baked cakes are sold all over Yunmeng Kingdom, and they are so rich, Wu Guifei has a backer, so she can naturally threaten me, Your Highness, you have to believe in the concubine!"
Yu Xihe was dumbfounded, took a deep breath, and immediately knelt on the ground, followed his mother, and pleaded with Yu Wuxie: "Brother Wang, the mother concubine just wants some land, maids, silver and power, she doesn't have too many ideas, don't you punish the mother concubine!"
Huh? What's that?
The corners of Yu Wuxie's mouth twitched, he didn't know what to say, he just felt that his two imbecile brothers were too aggrieved to read a three-character scripture, and wanted to rescue them, now it's okay, he hasn't opened his mouth yet, and he doesn't know which direction this plot will go in.
He was a little puzzled, and thought to himself, "What the hell is Wu Dalang? Wu Guifei's younger brother? Oh! I remembered that her brother's name was Wu Yanlang...... That's special, I just knew that Yang Guifei was illiterate!!"
Yu Wuxian was speechless to the extreme, he didn't know that Yang Guifei was illiterate in his original memory, but now he heard her say that Wu Guifei's younger brother was Wu Dalang, so he reacted, and couldn't help but look at Yuxihe with pity, with a look of caring for mentally handicapped children.
He turned his head to look at Yu Dongfeng, and was about to speak, but Concubine Wu on the side also immediately knelt down, also crying: "Your Highness, that day Dongfeng was just a joke, he was unscrupulous, and he said nonsense, you can't take it seriously!"
Yu Dongfeng scratched his head, a little headache, he wondered: "Obviously it was the mother concubine who said it! Why did I say that childlike words? Mother concubine, didn't you tell me that?"
The corners of Concubine Wu's mouth twitched, and she wanted to punch her stupid son, but she didn't dare to do it now, so she had to lower her head and explain: "Your Highness! Dongfeng is young and ignorant, how could he say such a thing? The slave family thought that someone should bewitch him and wanted to frame the slave family!"
Yu Dongfeng raised his hand and scratched his head again, and was just about to speak, when he was suddenly glared at by Concubine Wu, he was so frightened that he hurriedly shut up, stayed aside, and trembled in his heart, as if he remembered the scene of being flattened that night, and the whole person was turned into wood, motionless.
Ahem!
Yu Wuxian has actually been shocked I don't know how many times, whether it is that Wu Dalang or the thief who is now shouting to catch the thief, he can't bear to laugh, so as not to lose his majesty.
"The two ladies should get up first, although I am the regent, but after all, you are the mother concubines of Dongfeng and Xihe, you don't have to kneel to me in the future, just see me!"
Looking at his two good-looking and talented younger brothers, Yu Wuxian finally relaxed his heart, and didn't want to worry about their mother concubine, so he said: "Dongfeng and Xihe will follow me in the future, you have to go through it, Wu Guifei and Yang Guifei will enjoy Qingfu, don't quarrel between the two of you in the future, this king can try his best to meet your requirements!"
He really didn't want to watch his two younger brothers being beaten by their mother, and after thinking about it a lot, he could only try his best to meet the conditions of these two mothers.
Hearing this news, Yu Xifeng and Yu Dongfeng were even happier than their mother concubines, they didn't accept anyone in this Yunmeng Kingdom, they obeyed their own royal brothers, and they especially worshiped it, this sudden can follow Yu Wuxie, and they were so excited that they wept.
Relatively speaking, Wu Guifei and Yang Guifei were also very excited, after all, the mansion, maids, belongings, and fiefdoms were all in hand, so they were naturally ecstatic and hurried to thank them.
"Your Highness!"
Yu Wuxian waved his hand, too lazy to deal with these two women, if it weren't for the relationship of blood, he would have driven these two concubines out of the palace a long time ago, and they could still fight here openly and secretly.
For the sake of his dead ghost father, he still decided to take the two silly boys Yu Dongfeng and Yu Xihe with him, otherwise these two cowards would be beaten to death by their mother.
"Dongfeng, Xihe, you two come with me!"
This call, like a ray of sunshine in winter, flashed the eyes of the two stupid boys, and they walked to Yu Wuxie's side gratefully, and they couldn't help themselves with excitement.
"Brother Wang, you really still love us!"
Yuxi River pulled up the corners of Yu Innocent's clothes, wiped all his snot and tears on it, and followed behind his brother Wang pitifully. And Yu Dongfeng was the same, he felt that his brother Wang was the best for him, and he followed closely behind Yu Wuxie.
After Yu Wuxian left, Wu Guifei suddenly burst out, crossed her waist with her hands, pointed at Yang Guifei's nose and scolded: "Stinky mother-in-law, your brother is Wu Dalang, and the old lady's younger brother is called Wu Youlang!! I didn't expect you to be illiterate, it's a joke to say it!"
"No wonder your son is so stupid!"
After speaking, this woman still looked arrogant, as if she felt that the son she gave birth to was much stronger than that of others, and she showed disdain in front of Yang Guifei, and her face was embarrassed.
"Huh!"
Yang Guifei smiled coldly, she was not a soft persimmon, she was at the mercy of others, and immediately responded to Wu Guifei: "What's wrong with not knowing words?
"You say Xihe is stupid, isn't your Dongfeng also a fool!"
Asked, Concubine Wu looked embarrassed, stood on tiptoe and said, "It's your Xihe stupid!"
The two men suddenly argued.
"Your Xihe is the stupidest, I remember that he didn't know to be called a mother until he was three years old!"
"Hehe, Dongfeng still pees his pants at the age of ten, and he is illiterate at the age of eleven!"
"That's my family's Dongfeng is lazy! Too lazy to take off his pants! Xihe is still illiterate, and it's not because he has an illiterate mother!"
"My family Xihe is also lazy, too lazy to read!"
Wu Guifei and Yang Guifei chattered endlessly, arguing endlessly, when they looked up at each other, their faces suddenly turned red, and the air was quiet at this moment, they suddenly felt ashamed, since they compared their son's stupidity, like a child, it was really embarrassing!
In the end, the two of them went back to their respective bedrooms in shame, and Yu Ling'er, who was passing by in the corridor, saw the two of them, and was very puzzled, scratching her head: "Huh, two aunts?"
She blinked, unable to figure out what was wrong with the two men, so she happily ran to the kitchen and forced the cook to make her something to eat.
(To be continued)