Chapter 135: Train Tickets
In the small temple, there is a quiet, but above it, it is colorful and the purple light is shining, if this situation is placed in ancient times, there will inevitably be local officials to report to the court that auspicious is coming.
The fat man had just come out of the shower, wearing a black tracksuit and holding a mahogany sword in his hand, looking a little nondescript, but he had always felt good about himself and was fearless anyway.
The wooden sword did not point in any other direction, but at his chest,
"Poof!"
A sword pierced,
The fat man knelt on the ground, and blood gushed out from the wound, reflecting the colorful glow above, complementing each other.
The blood took the fat man as the center of the circle, forming a circle, and bursts of special energy fluctuations began to ripple around it, which was not a formation, but a sacrifice.
And the fat man took himself as a sacrifice.
If there is a choice, no one wants to go to extremes, but the fat man is not going to the extreme this time, it is a very difficult thing to preach, although Su Bai and the monk next to him are as easy as eating and drinking, but it is not easy for the fat man.
again
Although the broadcast gave himself the opportunity to two consecutive story worlds, the fat man was not satisfied, so he did not cater to the opportunity given by the broadcast.
People die and birds do not die for thousands of years, and the bold starve to death for the faint of heart, Su Bai's probability of getting sick is getting lower and lower, but Su Bai's previous behavior seems to have given the fat man enough psychological hints.
There's no way, it's not as good as others, a second generation, or a big man in a previous life, and he is a grassroots child.
This is not jealousy, but reality, the fat man is cheering himself up, so he naturally has to think of himself as a little more miserable, and think of his behavior similar to "doing death" to be greater.
Su Bai's speed was very fast, this time, he caught up with the time, and even spent a lot of strength, of course, because Su Bai had been visiting a snow-capped mountain on the edge of Tibet before, and it was not far from here.
caught up, but just happened to see the fat man's "self-cutting", Su Bai reached out and covered the little guy's eyes.
I thought to myself, how good it would be if this good blood was used to make blood.
Su Bai didn't have the disgusting and fearful feeling of ordinary people when he was afraid of blood, and for a long time, blood was Su Bai's food.
The blood of the monk is a great tonic and contains infinite vitality, and the blood of the Buddha is mellow and comparable to spirits. The fat man's blood is the most turbid, but it tastes the most.
Fortunately, at this time, the fat man just knew that Su Bai was back, but he didn't know what Su Bai was thinking in his heart, otherwise he might directly rush to his brain with a mouthful of old blood and himself to death.
I finally mustered up the courage to preach in this way, you don't care about my safety, forget it, you are still thinking about "duck blood vermicelli soup"?
Time, little by little,
The fat man's blood is still flowing,
Caixia gradually turned bloody.
The fat man raised his head,
There was a roar,
Then
The blood on the ground began to boil and also began to burn.
The fat man's clothes turned into ashes in an instant, but in the blood mist, a different set of ancient clothes gradually condensed.
A long shirt, a scarf fluttering, the soles of Qingyun boots, rising one after another!
Of course, if you change to other handsome guys to dress up like this, it will feel quite good, but the fat man is now dressed like this, which makes people feel like a big fat pig has ascended to heaven.
Su Bai sighed, regretting that he didn't take a camera to record the fat man's preaching.
truly
Comical.
All around, several divine senses began to fall, and this was the big man in the neighborhood who found that there was a fluctuation of the Dao here to investigate.
Even, there are some high-level listeners who are rushing here.
Similar to Su Bai Fat Monk Buddha and others, they preach, just like otaku staying at home, the outside is not a bird, and they will preach by groping and groping, but for other people, they need opportunities and experience, even if they are big guys who have preached, because many of them are "boosted by the seedlings" by broadcasting, so they lack confidence and are more curious about others.
Su Bai waved his hand and instantly cut off the divine consciousness that was peeping around, which was equivalent to Su Bai being a protector for the fat man, protecting the fat man from external interference.
The monk is still taking photos with the ladyboy in Thailand, the Buddha is still sitting in meditation in Tibet, and the fat man is now preaching, and only Su Bai can rush back, this is a tacit understanding that there is no need to inform in advance.
However, there was a strange boss's divine consciousness that seemed to be very dissatisfied with Su Bai's arrogance, and he struck again, he felt that he just wanted to observe the process and feel his state of mind, Su Bai's one-size-fits-all behavior was indeed too faceless.
But Su Bai didn't plan to give these people face at all.
I saw Su Bai stretch out one hand, as if he had grabbed something, and then pulled it violently,
"Shhh............h
A blood mark appeared in Su Bai's palm,
And in a mountain villa hundreds of miles away, a big man who had just preached was bleeding from his eyes, and he was extremely embarrassed.
This is just a small episode, interspersed in the process of the fat man's preaching, but this is also the first time Su Bai has made a move after preaching, although it only shows the tip of the iceberg, but it is shocking enough.
Ordinary bigwigs are not qualified to bargain in front of themselves at all.
The little guy saw that Su Bai's palm was bleeding, and puffed out his mouth to give Su Bai a sigh.
Su Bai smiled and pointed to the fat man who was flying over there,
"Your fat uncle still beat you up before, take a look and see if you can help him. ”
The little guy shook his head, and he didn't understand it until he understood, but the next moment, the little guy grabbed Caixia in the sky with both hands.
Su Bai hesitated,
But when I think of what happened to the little guy several times in himself,
I thought I'd give it a try.
The fat man is so good to the little guy, and the fat man buys what he usually eats, drinks and plays.
Su Bai's figure flashed and appeared directly in the air.
The fat man was stunned for a moment,
What's the situation?
Lao Tzu soared, you Su Bai ran Lao Tzu to make hair on the top of his head?
But the fat man did not stop his movements, his breath was constantly rising, abandoning the physical body, achieving true freedom, seeking the so-called detachment in the truth of Taoism.
The evolution of the primordial gods, the detachment of the physical body,
In the Three Realms, I am free!
The little guy seemed to want to play with these Caixia, and Su Bai let him go, but slowly, Su Bai found that the clouds in front of the little guy were slowly changing.
Elementary school students often write essays such as "white clouds are like sheep, horses, camels" and so on, and now, the piece of Caixia in front of the little guy is slowly condensing a human face at this time.
This is an old man's face, full of ravines, obviously old, but Su Bai doesn't know who he is.
And the fat man who was preaching over there was stunned for a moment when he saw this scene,
"Grandpa?"
This is the fat man's grandfather?
The white gentleman who helps the fat man tell his fortune and makes the fat man keep eating meat and eating fat?
The clouds are not real people, just human models, but at this time, there is a strange fluctuation in the clouds.
In the dark, it seems that the soul of the dead who has been dissipated for many years is returning, watching everything below.
This feeling is a bit like when Su Bai first preached, he found Erbai from the Yellow Spring.
This cloud did not give the fat man any substantial help, but the fat man seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood at this time, and the primordial spirit began to hatch and conceive again, and the surrounding wind, rain, thunder and lightning kept converging, gathering a dazzling blueprint.
The monk once said that the fat man's grandfather may also be an audience, and he is equivalent to helping the fat man change his life, because the fat man has also calculated his own life before, and a person like himself is the life of Wang Mang or other rebel leaders in ancient times, and in modern times, he is to eat peanuts and grains, but he lives inexplicably well, and in the end he becomes an audience.
Perhaps, it doesn't matter if the fat man's grandfather is an audience or not, and this can't be verified, unless the radio gives a clear answer, no one knows.
But broadcasting could not meet that requirement.
"Click.................."
The flesh is disintegrating,
primordial manifestation,
Once turned into a god,
The fat man seems to have a chance to pinch his face, and the Yuan Shen replaces the physical body and reshapes a new self, but the fat man did not choose to pinch himself thinner and more handsome, he still maintains his original appearance.
The sermon is over,
There aren't too many waves,
Even if the fat man made a risky move, he was prepared.
The colorful glow dissipated, the clouds rolled up, and the picture of the grandfather had long since disappeared, but the fat man knelt there and kowtowed three times in the direction where the cloud was originally located.
Then
He stood up and looked at Su Bai.
"In the past six months, I've been bored to death, and I've finally finished the exam. ”
"It's like you've taken the college entrance examination before. ”
"It's pretty much the same. The fat man was obviously in a good mood, and it seemed that he had been hiding something in his heart, Su Bai was a little confused at first, but slowly, he understood.
The fat man has been hard for more than half a year, but now that he has successfully preached, he has turned into a god and reshaped his new body, probably trying to see if he can continue to do so.
However, at this moment, the fat man's face suddenly changed, and his left hand covered his chest.
Su Bai didn't have much to do.
The fat man took out his mobile phone and saw a message pushed on the WeChat public account.
"Lao Tzu has preached, and you still have to let me enter the story world?"
The fat man clicked on the graphic push and found that there was a QR code on it, with a logo on it: train ticket QR code ticket.
The fat man looked at Su Bai,
Su Bai also took out his mobile phone, clicked on WeChat, and found that he also had a push message,
Also a QR code photo,
But the difference between myself and the fat man is that the QR code on my side is gray, and there are "yes" and "no" options.
"Do you accept train tickets?"
"What a privilege. The fat man sighed.
Su Bai shrugged indifferently, stretched out his hand and nodded a "yes",
The next moment, the QR code was transmitted.
There is a time display on it,
Departure in 30 days.
"How many have you been preaching lately?" asked Su Bai, who didn't care much about these things.
"There are a lot, the radio has given the best conditions and convenience, and the seedlings have fueled a large wave, and it is estimated that the radio can't sit still. ”
Su Bai nodded,
It's not just that the radio can't sit still,
Su Bai himself couldn't sit still.