Chapter 3 Am I Not Born?
The spring breeze is proud, and the stars are twinkling in the night sky.
The Regent's Bedchamber.
Yu Wuxian was looking at the two younger brothers kneeling on the ground in front of him, and then at the younger sister who was still stealing snacks on his table, and his heart sank.
"What did you two come to my room late at night?"
"And you! Your Majesty, you are also the king of a country, can you not only know how to eat and eat!? and have the face to steal my snacks to eat, I see that if you eat like this, sooner or later you will not be able to walk, and you will die in bed in the future!"
He sprayed the three of them in the face angrily, and then, as if he was tired, he took a sip of tea, rinsed his mouth with tea, and spit the tea on the ground.
Yu Ling'er opened her mouth, the pastry crumbs on her lips mixed with saliva flew everywhere, and she defended herself: "Brother Wang, I am a girl's family, as long as I marry in the future, don't worry about me!"
Hold the grass!
Yu Wuxian was startled, hurriedly touched his forehead, held the table with his hand, so as not to faint, and scolded: "You still want to get married, Ling'er, it's not me talking about you, you still stay honest, don't harm others!"
He hated the disease, although he wanted to send Yu Ling'er out, but he was also worried that if his stupid sister really married a certain man, then he would feel guilty about that family for a lifetime, after all, this girl is not so easy to feed, just eating can harm others for a lifetime!
"Yes! It's all arranged by Brother Wang!" Yu Ling'er didn't care about these evil words, she only cared about eating herself, gobbling it up, as if she had been hungry for eight lifetimes.
The two princes on the side who were worried about their IQ also laughed stupidly, making fun of Yu Ling'er's stupidity, their faces were radiant, and they couldn't laugh when they saw Yu Wuxie. These two people are obviously even more stupid, and they even have the face to laugh at Yu Ling'er, they are really not arrogant at all!
"Okay, okay, you two want pocket money again?" Yu Wuxian touched his waist bag helplessly, only to feel shy in his pocket, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
Before he could take out the silver, the second fish Dongfeng spoke: "Brother Wang, my mother asked me to beg you to give you a fief, and bring it to dozens of minions by the way, so that our two mothers can enjoy Qingfu!"
Yu Xihe nodded, and agreed: "Brother Wang, my mother said the same thing!"
The two of them were very straightforward, and directly said the original words of their mother's concubine, which was not tactful at all.
Belch...... These two silly boys......
Yu Wuxian waved his hand helplessly, and said in disgust: "Your mother is also ruthless, she will kill me as soon as she makes a move, it's a good thing that I didn't kill her, you two go back and tell them, settle down, otherwise I will lock them up!"
Confinement!!?
Yu Dongfeng and Yu Xihe were scared and trembled, what they were most afraid of was confinement, and at this moment they heard that their brother Wang wanted to confine their mother and concubine, and immediately begged for mercy: "Brother Wang can't do this, let's go back and stabilize the mother and concubine, Brother Wang has to think twice!"
After saying that, the two cowards ran back to their mother's bedroom, and wanted to tell their mother that it was wrong to ask for something like this!
Looking at the backs of the two silly boys leaving, Yu Wuxian felt a sense of guilt, and the scene of these two boys being crushed by his mother also appeared in his mind, he hurriedly shook his head, picked up Yu Ling'er, and kicked her out.
"Your Majesty, hurry back to your own dormitory, or I'll let you fast!"
Hearing Yu Wuxie's threat, Yu Ling'er almost cried, and said with a crying voice: "Brother Wang, don't be like this, can't I go back......"
She walked straight back to her bedchamber, looked at the table and looked disappointed, and then had to change her clothes and go to sleep.
And Yu Wuxian was sitting in front of the table, looking at the box in his hand, and wondering in his heart: "I heard Uncle Meng say that this was left to me by my cheap father, I want to see what is inside!"
He opened the box, which contained an exercise, a letter, a jade pendant, and a stack of acacia pictures.
"That's enough! How can Daddy put his own little Jiujiu in, it's really spicy, I will never look at it, hum!"
He picked up the letter, then hid the pile of acacia pictures under his pillow, poured his tea, opened the letter, and read it carefully.
When he read the first sentence, his originally relaxed face also became extremely sharp at this moment, and the whole face seemed to be dozens of years old, full of wrinkles, and his expression was also strange.
I'm not my own!
It was picked up!
He was shocked, quickly read the following, and finally gently crumpled the letter, and smiled indifferently: "Hehe, how is it possible, impossible, I am not the illegitimate son of the sect master of Yunluo Sect, just kidding......"
Yu Wuxie's eyes flashed, and he picked up the jade pendant in the box, and there was a word Yi on it, which was obviously the surname of Yi Changqing, the previous sect leader of the Yunluo Sect.
"Impossible, impossible, my surname is Yu, I am Yu Wuxie!" he shook his head, a look of disbelief.
But he put away the jade pendant, picked up the exercises in the box again, looked at it, pulled down his whole old face, stood up tremblingly, and threw the exercises on the ground angrily!
"Grass!
At this moment, it seems that a group of grazing horses are galloping in his eyes, and the group of horses is running happily in the sunset, commemorating their lost youth.
He couldn't believe that one of the only two exercises in this Yunmeng Country was brought by him, and he couldn't imagine that this special exercise left for him turned out to be a wordless book, this kind of exercise that no one can understand, practice a fart!
Yu Wuxian is a little panicked now, he is a traverser, he came to this world, and the identity of a prince is indeed good, but it is a pity that he is the prince of the country where birds don't, and now there is the identity of the illegitimate son of Yi Changqing, the former sect leader of the Yunluo Sect, which is not bad, but unfortunately Yi Changqing has died a long time ago, but he left the exercises, but unfortunately the exercises are also the wordless books that make people cry and laugh!
"Ma Mai Beer! Lao Tzu is twenty-one, and he even played Xiao Jiujiu for me, damn! You can't have a powerful exercise with me, it's really a cheat!!
He complained lightly on the surface, but in fact, he had already started to scold your uncle in his heart.
In desperation, he had no choice but to open the wordless book, page by page, hoping to find a page that was not blank, after turning more than a dozen pages.
"I ...... Your second uncle!"
"This book is only thirteen pages in total, and twelve pages are all blank, and the only page is not blank, just three words of a wordless book!!!
I don't know why, Yu Wuxian suddenly found that he was very irritable, especially after coming to this world, he always felt that he was pitted, originally he had thought about a lot of content to cross, but it was all shattered at the moment, there was no hard struggle, no left and right hugs, and there was no protagonist aura, only a p!!it that couldn't get up if he fell in!
In the end, Yu Wuxian accepted the reality, he knew his life, that is, he was going to live a lifetime in this Yunmeng country, admired by two younger brothers with worrying IQs, sucked by his sister like a fat pig, and then died an ordinary death.
He sighed helplessly, took out the jade pendant, gently put it on the wordless book, waved his hand and said: "Let's wash and sleep! This Yunmeng Kingdom is still good, at least it will never be attacked by other empires here, it's good......"
Finally, the good one said it was particularly harsh, he leisurely picked up the washcloth, washed it in the iron basin, then washed his face, rinsed his mouth with tea, collapsed on the bed, closed his eyes and fell asleep.
But he didn't notice that in the blank space of the wordless book, looking through the jade pendant, the white paper that was originally nothing, there was a bean-sized text, and it faintly exuded a white transparent airflow.
(To be continued)