Chapter 11: Bastards

"I heard boss, you have very good hands?"

Bai Mu looked at the fat man lying on the old chair and asked, and at the same time said secretly in his heart: Sure enough, fat people are blessed, Zhu Da is rarely rich in one year, and the one in front of him now is not only a boss without capital, but also a very beautiful boss lady.

"Is there any money?"

The fat boss asked lazily, not meaning to get up at all.

"I'm poor!"

Shiraki said honestly.

Yes, Shiraki is very poor, a year ago Shiraki still had 100,000 taels of silver, but now Shiraki only has 10 taels around him.

In a year, as there were more and more disciples in the martial arts hall, Bai Mu finally discovered that Tie Bu was a big consumer, either consuming time or resources, and time, Bai Mu couldn't afford to wait, so he could only spend 100,000 taels of silver in a year.

So, the current Shiraki is very poor, very poor.

Seeing that the fat boss was going to close his eyes and continue to enjoy his dream, Bai Mu hurriedly said, "But I have an idea. ”

"Oh, let's hear it. ”

As soon as he heard that he had an idea, the fat boss's eyelids couldn't fall.

"I had a dream that I would be able to travel all over China in my lifetime, but I couldn't do light work, I couldn't ride a horse, and I didn't want to walk, so I thought if I could have a tool that would allow me to realize this dream without riding a horse, so I had an idea. ”

Shiraki recalled.

"What thoughts?"

The fat boss was a little curious.

"The horse is running too bumpy, can you keep the horse's speed and add two things under the horse's feet? For example......"

"Two wooden wheels, like?

Before Bai Mu finished speaking, the fat boss hurriedly said what Bai Mu thought in his heart.

"But if there are two more wooden wheels under the horse's feet, after a long time, the horse's legs will be wasted, and the horse's legs will be wasted, and the horse will be wasted, so the two wooden wheels cannot be horses, or even living creatures......"

Immediately after, the fat boss's bloated body jumped up flexibly in Shiraki's surprised eyes, and then paced up and down in front of Shiraki, spitting out thoughts that made Shiraki admire.

Genius, this is Shiraki's opinion of the fat boss.

Because, in just such a short half-column of incense, the fat boss has already conceived the bicycle in Bai Mu's previous life, which is a genius, a genius who is absolutely and endlessly.

Think and do, practice is the truth, this is the reason why the vast majority of leaders are leading.

Therefore, the fat boss wants to make a move in front of Shiraki.

After all, the boss is the boss, he can do fine work, but he will never do physical work, and Shiraki is Shiraki after all, and he will never work again in his life.

Therefore, there is a scene where men will pull out a forty-meter knife when they see it: the fat boss is holding a small carving knife in his hand, carefully carving the gear shaft, Bai Mu is lying on the comfortable old chair and drinking a little wine, and the manual work of the wooden wheel and the bracket is done by the delicate and beautiful proprietress who is doing it, which is simply ......

"It's just cool!"

Bai Mu drank pot after pot of fine wine and sighed in a daze.

"Is it really cool?"

Suddenly, a voice appeared in Bai Mu's ear.

"The three great things in life, watching beauties, drinking wine, and humming songs, I account for two of these three things today, isn't this cool enough?"

Bai Mu raised his head, looked at the man who suddenly appeared in front of him, with two more eyebrows than ordinary people, and asked.

"But I'm very unhappy, drinking my friend's wine, and looking at my friend's wife in front of my friend, I'm very unhappy!"

The four eyebrows snatched the wine from Bai Mu's hand, took a big sip, and said unpleasantly.

"Then now that you have drunk your friend's wine, and you are also looking at your friend's wife, you may go back to the room with your friend's wife later, are you happy?"

The wine was robbed, and there was still one on the ground, and Bai Mu picked up another pot of wine and asked.

"It's cool!"

The four eyebrows didn't have any shame as a friend, and smiled.

"You're a bastard!"

Shiraki shook his head and smiled.

"I'm a bastard! You're a bastard too!"

The top two eyebrows of the four eyebrows jumped, and said respectfully.

"Wrong, I'm a bastard, but I'm human, so I'm a bastard, you're a bastard. ”

Shiraki took a sip of wine and retorted.

"Makes sense, since I'm a bastard, I'm going to do what bastards should do now. ”

After saying that, the four eyebrows pulled the proprietress who was sharpening the wheel and walked into the house.

"It's really a bastard, or two bastards, admire!"

Bai Mu looked at the four eyebrows that closed the door, and then looked at the fat boss who seemed to be invisible, and had to sigh that the fat man's heart was strong.

However, there are a lot of bastards today, except for the four eyebrows and the fat boss, this bastard house suddenly broke into two wooden wheels with white wood and had a bastard conversation with the bastard fat boss, and then broke the window and entered the room of the bastard.

These two bastards, not only are they bastards, but they are also bastards in their faces, one with a purple face and the other with a scarred face.

Shiraki is a bastard, and the temper of bastards is not always so good, so Shiraki got up.

"Of course, Friend Lu already knows who we are!"

When Shiraki stepped into the room, the bastard with a scarred face was speaking to the bastard with four eyebrows.

"Not only does he know who you are, but I also know who you are. ”

Shiraki said as he slowly walked up to the two bastards.

"Who are we?"

Scar Bastard asked with a sudden frown.

"The two trespassed without the permission of the master's house, and broke the window of the master's house without permission, and most importantly, you stepped on my wheels worth 10,000 taels. ”

Shiraki yelled at the two bastards.

"What kind of wheel is so expensive, it is made of gold, I seem to have stepped on a wheel before I came in, but it is made of wood, and it is only worth nine cents. ”

At this time, a bastard with no face and no hands walked in.

"You stepped on it too?"

Shiraki asked.

"Not only did he step on it, but I also stepped on it. ”

Another bastard walked in, and although this bastard looked like a weak showman, he was still a bastard.

"This wheel is so expensive, I knew I would step on it and come up again. ”

Suddenly, a bastard who appeared at the window, with a small black stature, who was not yet a jerk, said.

"Good. ”

The anger on Bai Mu's face was long gone, and only a calm face remained, a little frighteningly calm.

"It's not good, the wheel of Jiuwen Qian made you say 10,000 taels, and your mouth is very bad. ”

The purple-faced bastard said suddenly.

"I don't think he's got a good mouth, he's got a bit of a problem with his eyes. ”

Scar Bastard said.

"His intestines are probably a little bad too. ”

Said the faceless bastard.

"He always said that if someone steps on his wheels, his feet must not be good. ”

Xiucai bastard said.

"In that case, then we will do well and help him to heal. ”

Before the words fell, four cold winds stood up, and an iron hook, a snake whip, a pair of iron pens, and a long sword suddenly appeared in front of Bai Mu, stabbing at Bai Mu's eyes, mouth, intestines, and feet, rolling away, hooking, and slashing away.

The hook is fast, the pen is fast, the sword is fast, I don't know how fast, and there is chilling blood.

Looking at the imminent killing machine, Bai Mu, who couldn't hide, could only close his eyes.

Looking at Bai Mu with his eyes closed and waiting for death, the four-eyebrow bastard who has always been the deputy dead man moved, even if Bai Mu is a bastard, but the four-eyebrow bastard is Lu Xiaofeng after all, everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that Lu Xiaofeng, who has four eyebrows, always likes to meddle.

So now, Lu Xiaofeng sees idle things, even if it is a bastard person's idle business, he also cares about it.

The two fingers in the right hand were clamped, and they were like thunder and lightning towards the blades in the hands of the four bastards, which was the finger of the spirit rhino who "has no colorful phoenix wings and a little bit of clarity in his heart".

It's just a pity that there is still a bastard standing between him and Bai Mu, a little black bastard who is first-class and can travel thousands of miles alone.

Therefore, even if Lu Xiaofeng was extremely successful, he was blocked for a moment, and this moment just made him lose the opportunity to save Bai Mu.

Clang!

Five sounds of gold and stone resonating came out of Bai Mu's body at the same time, entering and exiting the ears of Lu Xiaofeng and the others.

"Golden bell jar?"

Seeing that he and the others combined to strike a futile blow, the four bastards quickly retreated in surprise.

However, Bai Mudu lives as a bastard, a bastard with a bad temper, how can he be beaten and not fight back.

Rumble!

I saw Bai Mu step on the ground, and suddenly rushed towards the two bastards who were the most recent and the first, quickly grabbed the necks of the two bastards with both hands, and slammed his waist in the suffocation of the two bastards, smashing into the other two bastards who were still flying back.

Whew!

I saw that the two bastards in Bai Mu's hands blew two gusts of wind in the air under Bai Mu's terrifying huge force, and then came up, as if the cannonballs fired smashed into the backs of the latter two bastards and smashed into the wall.

"Poof!poof!poof!poof!" Suddenly, four mixed blood rainbows erupted.

"What a hard body! What a powerful force! What a terrifying speed!"

Looking at the four bastards embedded in the wall and glued together, Lu Xiaofeng let out three exclamations in a row, he has walked the rivers and lakes for so many years, and it is not uncommon for him to have a supreme martial artist with a strong true qi, but such a pure physical strength, such a terrifying body refining martial artist is the first time today.

"Looks like you bastard doesn't need my bastard's life. ”

Lu Xiaofeng blinked his lips and smiled bitterly.

"Although I don't need you to save it, after all, you made a choice not to be a bastard, you bastard is not bad. Bai Mu replied to Lu Xiaofeng, and then thought about the last bastard who was still standing and asked lightly, "Why don't you run?"

"Don't dare. ”

Looking at the four people who seemed to be two lumps of meat sticking to the wall, the little black bastard was very knowledgeable and honest.

"My eyes, my mouth, the intestines in my stomach and these two legs, okay?"

Shiraki asked again.

"Well, they're all better than us. ”

The little black bastard was honest again.

"Well, yes! Truth or fist?"

Shiraki nodded, then gave two options.

"Reason, I choose reason!"

The little black bastard hurriedly said.

"Are my wheels worth 10,000 taels?"

Shiraki asked.

"Value!"

"Is this dress of mine worth 10,000 taels?"

"Value!"

"Is this wall of the boss worth 10,000 taels?"

"Value!"

After saying the three "values" with a face, the little black bastard was already sweating like rain.

"The five of you, a total of 150,000 taels of silver, I hope to appear in front of me before sunset, is there a problem?"

Bai Mu asked lightly again.

The little black bastard glanced at the calm Bai Mu, looked at Lu Xiaofeng next to him, and finally nodded at the soaked black head: "No problem!"

"Very well, you can go, remember, before sunset, or I'll ask your real master." ”

Shiraki nodded in satisfaction, then waved his hand to signal the little black bastard to leave.

Shout!

Out of the room, the little black bastard fought his fate to turn his true anger, desperately carried out light work, and fled.

It's horrible!