Chapter 185: This Banana
"Honorable Priestess of Tyrande, ever since your lover Malfurion Fury entered the Emerald Dreamland, you... How did you spend so many nights?"
Fenbida said to Tyrande with a smile on his face, for smart people, he should be able to understand the meaning of his words, not to mention that Tyrande himself belongs to smart people who don't want to.
How do you spend countless nights?
Tyrande was slightly stunned, and soon she understood the meaning contained in it, and suddenly Tyrande's cheeks flushed, this hateful human was actually teasing herself?
"You!"
"Nothing happened between me and Malfurion Fury, we just followed Elune's wishes and became nominal lovers!"
Tyrande said angrily to Fenpida.
"Oh..."
Fenpida nodded, it seemed that this could send a ray of forgiveness to Malfurion Fury's head... This is also for his good, if you want to live a good life, you must have a little green on your head!
Saying... Malfurion's hair is originally green, right?
"But you still haven't answered my question, how did you spend so many nights?" asked Fenpida curiously, though he already knew the answer, but it was not the same as Tyrande himself said.
"I..."
"You..."
At this moment, Tyrande felt that he was a little speechless, this kind of shameless question, he really didn't know how to answer, this was his most private question.
"Wait!"
"Let me guess!" Fenpida said to Tyrande after a moment's thought, "Darnassus seems to have a specialty of a very coarse fruit. This fruit is very famous in Azeroth, and many fruit lovers appreciate it, perhaps..."
"I'm just saying maybe... Accompanied us Night Elf priestesses for countless nights... Could it be a banana from Darnassus?"
This...
Hearing Fenpida's words, Tyrande's whole person looked at him as if he had been struck by lightning, and looked at him in a daze!
No!
This is absolutely impossible to happen!
I've never done this before... But I used to fantasize about it for a while, and I never let people know about this idea, why did the human in front of me know about it?
Tyrande tried to confuse her consciousness, but no matter how hard she tried, it was all in vain, and the onslaught of reality shattered her.
"The Priestess of Tyrande... If this news leaks out... The influence in Azeroth seems to be so great, I can't even imagine that the venerable priestess is..."
"It seems that the Fenpida World War Report can write like this—shocked! The priestess should do such a thing at night!"
Fenpida smiled slightly, he is also a qualified UC shock department candidate, this kind of eye-catching title is too simple, it is simply a pinch!
Sure enough, Tyrande heard Fenbida's words, which made her extremely nervous, and her Qianqian pointed at Fenbida, "You... You can't do that! I just haven't done it at all, it's... Just fantasized. ”
"I don't care... Anyway, I'm guessing. ”
Fenbida sighed, "It's better to be like this... I have an idea to save you from such pain!"
"What's the idea?" Tyrande asked hurriedly, stunned for a moment.
Fenbida coughed lightly to moisten her throat, "This idea should be easy for the Tyrande Priestess, almost effortless!"
"Speak quickly!"
"Give me a banana!" Fenbida grinned.
“...”
Tyrande was completely speechless, he didn't have any bananas or anything like that, although he did love to eat them, and if he didn't give them to Fenpida, a slut, he might ruin his reputation.
Shameless!
It's so shameless!
It's so infuriating that this hateful human man is so shameless, Tyrande and he is about to be mad, he has been threatened by others for the first time, and it is a personal threat.
"Well... Alright!"
"But you have to promise me that this is not to be known to the second person!" said Tyrande, blushing at Fenpida, "If I let others know, I will not let you go!"
"Hey, don't worry... I, Fenpida, have always hung integrity on my chest!"
...
Coming out of Tyrande's room, Fenpida came to his room with a banana in his hand and a satisfied face, and carefully found a box and placed it with the black dragon's sister's scales.
"The Sprinkle family is worth it in this life!"
Fenpida lay on the bed, holding her head in both hands, thinking about Tyrande's angry but unable to vent just now, which made Fenpida secretly refreshed, and there should be no one on Azeroth who can deceive her for a while!
"Khan..."
"Something seems to be wrong with this lately!" Fenbida thought for a moment, she had been getting too close to too many legendary women of Azeroth lately, which seemed to be abnormal!
At the same time, there was a sudden knock on the door, and Fenbida immediately shouted, 'Please come in,' and a woman with flowing blond hair came to Fenbida.
Belch?
Fenpida asked curiously, "Gianna, you... Why did you suddenly come to my room and do something? I can tell you that it's a time of war, so don't mess around!"
"Messing around?"
"Where did you think of it!" Gianna said to him with a blushing face when she heard Fenpida's words, "Just to come and see you, tomorrow the Kalimdor coalition will officially set off, and you must be running with them for the Fenpida World War Report, so I came over to talk to you." ”
"Oh..."
Although it was nothing, Fenpida was still a little disappointed, and then said, "No... I'm the same man who has been in the Black Wing's Lair and Zur Grab!"
Gianna didn't speak, then locked the door and came to his side lightly, "I was shocked by what you said today, I have never heard such impassioned words!"
"On this day... Because your words have made me unable to calm down in my heart, there have been so many wrong things in the matter of defense, and I have been laughed at by Tyrande..."
"You're going to compensate me like that?"
"..."Fenbida was speechless, does this have anything to do with me? Mingxin is your own problem, and such a problem is too forcibly shirked!
"What else can I do, you're looking at one of Azeroth's rare young men..."Fenpida said with a bitter face, "You're not going to let me go anyway!"
"Hey, hey!"
"You're so smart!"
A big war has begun!
Following.
Gianna left Fenpida's room early, and Fenpida was lying on the bed dryly, at this moment he had a general idea of the legendary women of Azeroth, none of which he could handle on his own...
"it!"
"It's wrong to breathe without strength!" Fenbida sighed, "Forget it... In the future, let's see if this universal writer system has the skills to enhance their physique when they reach LV2. ”
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