Chapter 35 The Chrysanthemum Imperial Capital is obscene and obscene
The imperial capital of the Chrysanthemum Empire, located seventy miles away from the edge of the Yellow Lost Desert, the walls of the imperial capital are made of countless delicate yellow boulders, which are not too high, but also have the majestic style of the imperial capital.
Although the city wall is a pile of boulders, slightly tattered and uneven, but after a long period of erosion by wind and sand, these yellow boulders have been somewhat overwhelmed and have the potential to topple, and may not take long before they collapse and fall.
This chrysanthemum empire enters and exits the imperial capital, and there is only one capital gate that is open to the east, and the gate of the capital can only be opened to the east, because all other directions belong to the Huangmi Desert.
This gate is formed by the closure of two loess-colored stone doors, and the loess-colored stone gate is nothing special, it is an ordinary stone.
Outside the gate of the imperial capital, not to mention any moat, after all, the terrain is in the desert, it is good to have water to drink, where is there such a sufficient water source for it to defend the capital.
Under the gate of the imperial capital, there are dozens of elderly veterans standing sparsely, these veterans are all lazy, not eighty but seventy years old, the clothes and armor are either incomplete or tattered with holes, I don't know if these veterans are guarding the capital gate, and I think that this group of old people are the remnants of the tribe after the war, and they are difficult to escape.
Looking at the weapons of this group of veterans, the Changge covered with yellow rust has not been used for a long time. They placed a long pole under the capital, leaning against the city wall, like a clothes pole at home.
Among the dozens of veterans, only two or three people held the rusty Changge in their arms, as if holding a burning stick in the blazing sun, and kept dozing.
"I said Kawaguchi-kun, did you give birth to your grandson?
A certain old soldier with rust in his arms sat on the ground, leaning against the walls of the capital, and asked a standing old soldier happily.
"Haha, Xia Liujun, just like you, you still want to be my grandson's godfather, you are dreaming! Look at your virtue, hey, what are you playing hooligan, you guy still dare not wear the armor of the shirt, put on your clothes, now the girls in the imperial capital like to have a lot of money, you want money or not, you can't use the weapon, you are about to enter the earth level guy, what is this stinky and beautiful?
Looking at Shimoyanagi-kun, who only had the military shirt lined on his upper body and no earthy yellow armor, this Kawaguchi-kun scolded at first, and then he was a little curious, how did this old guy even lose his armor, and if he didn't wear a armor to guard the capital, he wasn't afraid that the captain would see him and give him a beating.
At the mention of this battle armor, the old face of Shimoyanagi Jun who was still dozing off turned red at first, then opened his eyes, stretched out his arms, as if he had rested enough on the ground, raised the Changge in his hand, and with a hint of obscene and mysterious smile, he slowly stood up and said: "Hehe, Kawaguchi-kun, I won't tell you, last night, we really got a young girl in the imperial capital!"
"No, could it be that the tastes of the young girls in the imperial capital of the Chrysanthemum Empire of my "Dahe Famous Clan" have changed again?
"Haha, how could it not, the heavy taste is about the same, haha, because yesterday Lao Tzu went to the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion", haha, you don't know, the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion" is big, it's big, it's beautiful. ”
"Hehe, not only is it beautiful, but the flower girl inside is even more beautiful! Don't say it, the better it looks, the more expensive she is! Who would think that the flower girl in the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion" is so expensive, and Lao Tzu's half-year janitorial money is not enough to spend, but the Panasonic bustard girl just won't let Lao Tzu go. ”
"No way, how can we drop it is also the imperial capital to watch the door, can't go to the Qinglou and don't give money, right, can't we embarrass the chrysanthemum emperor? So, I was arrogant, so I took off the armor on this body, and pressed that, fortunately, this armor is worth two dollars, otherwise Lao Tzu really can't get out of the door of the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion", anyway, wait for Lao Tzu to go to the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion" next time, get enough money, and then get the armor back. ”
Speaking of which, the obscene smile on Liu Jun's face was even stronger, as if he was still reminiscing about the events in the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion".
After a long time, a few people heard that Liu Jun went to the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion", and the eyes of several old buddies around Liu Jun suddenly lit up, and they were sleepy, and they came to the spirit, and then hurriedly gathered around Liu Jun, and then surrounded Liu Jun in groups, as if they had discovered major news.
"Oh, I can't see it, Xia Liujun, you're seventy years old, and now you can still get up with the flower girl, haha, amazing!
"Shimoyanagi-kun, how is it?" The flower girl of the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion" is not tender, is it soft?"
"Haha, I really can't see it, you can still go to the "Comfort Matsushita Hall" for a while, tsk, comfortable, right? The money has been spent. Kawaguchi-kun said with a smile of envy and hatred.
Don't look at what this group of guys say, but the envy in these guys is unmistakable.
Xia Liujun saw the envious eyes of everyone, it was a smug face, and he said with a lewd * smile: "Hehe, brothers, you didn't enter the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion", tsk, the flower girl there, fragrant, but fragrant, everywhere in the body, tsk, skin, tender, very tender, that skin, that is called a slippery, it is estimated that mosquitoes can't bite them." ”
"Oh, can't you?, you old immortal, you bragging, don't you?, why can't mosquitoes bite them?" asked a lame veteran curiously.
"Baga! Lao Tzu is not bragging!"
"Mosquitoes don't bite them, it's not that they don't want to bite, but their skin is too smooth, and mosquitoes lie on their stomachs and slip!
"Oh, seriously, you don't know that comfortable, that small waist, tsk, that white and tender legs, tsk, that massage, that gentle, that wild, tsk, that feeling, beautiful! Alas, anyway, no matter what, as long as Lao Tzu is not dead, this "comfort Panasonic Hall" Lao Tzu has to go a few more times. ”
Hearing Xia Liujun's ** description, a certain old guy who had not lifted for decades actually felt that his lower body was stimulated and had a great reaction, and then looked at the other veterans, they were all red, panting, and full of blood, which was called surging, as if they were all back to twenty years old in an instant.
"Shimoliu-kun, is it really so, then, so cool? Didn't you go and lose your armor before you said that?" the lame veteran asked with some doubts.
"Bagayalu, you are lame. How did Lao Tzu spend half a year guarding the money of the capital gate to go, you actually doubt what Lao Tzu said. ”
Listening to the lame veteran's unbelieving questioning, Liu Jun's smile slowly faded, and then a cold light flashed in his eyes, as if he was angry in an instant.
"Hey, I said Yuejingjun, you're lame, except to go home to guard the capital gate, when have you ever been to the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion"?"
"Really, Lao Tzu went to the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion" to be comfortable, you still don't believe it, don't believe it, you go to the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion" to try it yourself, what kind of fun is there here, hum! Grandma's, it's really disappointing, get out of the way for Lao Tzu, suspect a bird, Lao Tzu won't tell you yet!"
Xia Liujun, who was originally full of smiles, hugged the rusty Changge in his arms, his face was cold, he leaned against the wall of the capital, squinted his eyes, and ignored everyone, as if he was extremely angry, pretending to be recuperating.
When everyone saw that Liu Jun was angry by the lame Yue Jingjun, they all looked at Yue Jingjun with complaining eyes, and then they all dispersed helplessly.
At this time, I saw Kawaguchi-kun, who was originally beside Shimuryu-kun, but his face was very strange, and his face was flushed as if he wanted to relieve his hands, and he couldn't hold it back, but this old guy had just been to the thatched house a quarter of an hour ago.
"That, Shimoliu-kun, our team, you lead the team first, I'm a little uncomfortable, go back first, and when I feel better, I'll come back." ”
After speaking, this Kawaguchi-kun carried a rusty Changge on the city wall, and hurriedly walked to the imperial capital. The pace was so fast, as if it were going to a cave room.
"Haha, this Kawaguchi-kun, I can't help it, go home to find his woman!" Seeing Kawaguchi-kun leaving, a certain veteran laughed and said, this veteran seemed to have guessed the purpose of Kawaguchi-kun's departure, which caused everyone to burst into laughter, but Kawaguchi-kun had already gone away and didn't hear it.
The rest of the crowd had already dispersed, but the lame Yuejing-jun was still by Xialiu-jun's side.
The lame Yue Jingjun looked around, and there was no one else, so he approached Shimoyanagi Jun with a little embarrassment and said: "Hehe, Shimoliujun, I'm sorry just now, I didn't suspect that you didn't go to the "Comfort Panasonic Hall", I'm curious about how comfortable it is, hehe, that Shimoyanagi-jun, don't be like me, hehe, next time you go to the "Comfort Matsushita Pavilion" and take me? ”
Hearing what the lame Yue Jingjun said, Liu Jun's closed eyes opened, obviously surprised, and then the indifference on his face turned into a bright smile, "Baga, haha, I didn't expect you to be lame, it's okay, okay, it's decided, next time we go together, you have a treat." ”
"Hehe, Xia Liujun, don't you like this, the national style of our Chrysanthemum Empire is like this, how can you and I be good for this mouth, everyone is good for this mouth! Next time I have a treat, hehe." ”
Subsequently, the two seemed to have found a confidant, and they were like good brothers, hugging their shoulders, and they were all laughing and talking together, and the topic of discussion was still the flower girls in the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion".
And the other veterans, although they didn't say that they wanted to go to the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion", they all planned in their hearts when they had to go to the "Comfort Panasonic Pavilion" to enjoy it, otherwise they would live in vain in this life.