Chapter 137: The Rabbit and the Fish

Yu Wuxian returned to the city wall, he searched for a long time but did not find his mount, he couldn't help but get angry, and began to look around for the stupid pig Iron Palladium.

He also wondered, thinking where the dead pig Iron Palladium had slept and disappeared, which made him extremely irritable and wanted to beat people again.

When he searched for a long time but didn't find it, Feng Wanjun and Jiang Hao came over, saw him looking left and right, and felt curious, so they asked him what he was doing.

"Yu Wuxie, what are you doing, looking around, what has fallen off?"

Feng Wanjun walked over, looked around, there was nothing, she couldn't help frowning, and said suspiciously: "You won't be looking for your stupid pig's head, right?"

Yu Wuxian asked and smiled: "It's really looking for him, this idiot, I don't know where to sleep, there is no pig shadow, Lao Tzu was beaten into a pig's head, he is a bastard and I can't go back, I think it's better to slaughter him during the New Year, so that the senior brothers and brothers of the sect can have a good New Year!"

When he said this, Jiang Hao and Feng Wanjun couldn't cry or laugh, and the two of them hurriedly helped him find it together, and after looking for a long time, they found the idiot Pig Iron Palladium from under the tree a mile away from the city wall.

Pig Iron Palladium slept soundly under the tree, the breeze was blowing, and he did not forget to talk in his dreams.

"Hmph, the fish is innocent!!Hurry up and bring swill to your grandfather pig, otherwise I wish Grandpa will beat you with a blue nose and swollen face today, go down quickly!"

"Hey, Niangniang, your body is so soft, it makes me uneasy to make the old pig. ”

"Hey, you bastard fish is innocent, you dare to be lazy about the beautiful things between your pig grandfather and your mother, see that Lao Tzu doesn't gouge out your eyes!"

“......”

This dream made Yu Wuxi's eyelids jump, his mouth twitched, and he heard the voices of the two people on the side making fun of him, this anger did not come to one place, he grabbed the big ears of the pig iron palladium, pulled his pig ears to two feet long, and then let go, let the ears bounce back and beat the fat face of the pig iron palladium.

Syllable!

His ears twitched on his face and made a loud sound, and Zhu Tie Palladium woke up excitedly, got up and scolded angrily: "That bastard!? didn't you see that your pig grandfather was dreaming? Bastard, actually..."

Before he finished speaking, his eyes were confused and he suddenly saw a familiar figure in front of him, he shut up in an instant, obediently walked in front of Yu Wuxie, lowered his head, and meekly lay at Yu Wuxie's feet, rubbing his master affectionately with his pig's head.

This goods!

Yu Wuxian couldn't cry or laugh, he was originally angry, and he was ready to clean up the pig iron palladium, but he didn't expect this pig's head to be cute, so he couldn't do it for a while, so he had to give up.

"You're clever, hurry up and hump me back to the restaurant, that damn bone Leng Ce beat me into a pig's head, and the next time I meet him, I have to stuff his head into the pig's butt, so that he doesn't dare to offend me!"

Pig ass!?

When he heard that his master was going to stuff a person's head into the pig's buttocks, he panicked, and his whole pig face was already deformed, and he shivered several times.

He was in a trance, thinking: "Master, this is going to retaliate against me, he also wants to clean up the one called Gu Lengce, and by the way, he also did me, this is a plan to kill two birds with one stone, the master is really vicious, he is so grudgeful, didn't I just say a few words in my dreams? He actually wants to fix my ass, I... I... What should I do?"

Just when he was flustered, Yu Wuxian suddenly fell and fell unconscious.

Master!!!

Zhu Tiepalladium was startled, trembling all over, and said in a trance: "I... I put the master... It's so good to be!? this ... Phew, my stinky mouth, it's so miserable, you two, what do you think is wrong with the master?"

He was a little anxious, worried that Yu Wuxian would die and he would go back to the deep mountains and old forests to be a wild boar demon, and he would go to arch the mud and eat insects, he didn't want to do this, it was better to follow Yu Wuxie, eat fragrant and drink spicy, how good, beautiful.

Feng Wanjun glared at him, squatted down to inspect Yu Wuxian's body, she suddenly smiled: "You are really a pig's head, your master is just tired, so he fell asleep, you actually said that he was angry with you, if he knew, he would have to scold you." ”

Exhausted?

Zhu Tiepalladium was puzzled, he couldn't believe that his master was actually sleeping, he hurriedly asked: "Sister Feng, my master is strong, generally speaking, he will not be beaten into a pig's head by others, he doesn't know who his master met, and he made such a ghost?"

In his eyes, Yu Wuxian is very strong, he knows the strength of his master, which is comparable to the strength of the monk of the Spirit Realm, coupled with the body that is as strong as a horse, the monk of the Spirit Realm can only hurt his master by five fingers, and today he saw that his master was injured, and Zhu Tie Palladium was stunned, but the number of five fingers happened to be touched by them, and it was really a bit of a back.

He lifted Yu Wuxian and put him on his back, and then the cloud pattern on the soles of his feet changed, and he rose on the clouds, waiting for Feng Wanjun to go back with him.

Feng Wanjun looked at him, then turned around to say goodbye to Jiang Hao, she didn't forget to greet her, and said very politely: "Senior Brother Jiang, if you have leisure in the future, you can come to Yunluo Sect to find us, you don't expect to find Yu Wuxie, he is notoriously unable to shut up, so if you look for me, you will come to Yunluo Sect, you don't have to come if you look for Yu Wuxie, it is better to practice with peace of mind." ”

Jiang Hao was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "I must go, when I arrive at the Spirit Realm, I will definitely go to Yunluo Sect to communicate with my senior sister, and by the way, I will compete with my senior sister's classmates." ”

When he said this, he was a little excited, as if he couldn't hold his hands anymore, and he was about to move his hands and feet again.

Feng Wanjun smiled at him, finally said goodbye to him, and then left with Pig Iron Palladium.

After they left, Jiang Hao also left.

Restaurants.

Yu Wuxian was lying on the bed, Zhu Tie Palladium ran to Feng Wanjun's room and asked her why Yu Wuxian was beaten into a pig's head, Feng Wanjun hadn't answered him yet, he had to ask carefully to see who was so powerful that he could lower his master.

In the end, Feng Wanjun really couldn't stand his nonsense, and told him all about the battle of the Great River Festival, which made Zhu Tie Palladium stunned, and couldn't believe that his unscrupulous old man was even stronger than he imagined, and he hurriedly held his mouth to prevent saliva from flowing out of it.

"I didn't expect the master to be stronger than I thought, great! In the future, I can also run rampant and domineering everywhere, with the support of the master, I'm afraid of a hammer!"

He was ecstatic and left in a hurry, still fantasizing about the scene of his rampant and domineering in the future, and he couldn't think about it.

When the night came, Feng Wanjun brought food and put it in Yu Wuxie's room, but she went back to her room to practice, she collected a lot of Qinghe spirits, and she had not yet refined, and now Yu Wuxian was still sleeping, she was ready to refine the spirit of Qinghe first, and when Yu Wuxian woke up, she said goodbye and left.

Pig Iron Palladium didn't have any ideas, he ate and slept, and ate when he slept, so he started to cultivate when he was really bored, and now he is still eating and drinking in his room, not thinking about anything, regardless of his three-seven-twenty-one, the sky and the earth are big, and the food is the biggest.

In the middle of the night, there was an extra person wearing a hat in Yu Wuxie's room, and this person was the hat monster who appeared at the Great River Festival.

He walked to Yu Wuxie's side, looked at the young man who was still blue and swollen, couldn't help frowning, and stretched out his hand to touch the young man's face, his hands were very white, like a woman's hand, but his hand was much smaller than that of an ordinary woman, to be precise, the child's hand on his hand was white and tender, very elastic.

"Coming?"

Yu Wuxian opened his eyes, looked at the hat monster in front of him, and said with a smile: "The cold ice chalcedony will arrive in a while, it's useless for me to take it, it just so happens that your moon spirit is very suitable, plus your Moon Drinking Land Hou Gong is also very suitable for frost and cold, this cold ice chalcedony is for you, you owe me a favor." ”

He was still lying on the bed, and the soreness in his body made him unable to get up, so he had to lie quietly on the bed, looking at the person in front of him, and saying mindless words.

What's even more strange is that when he said this, the hat monster actually moved, he lifted the hat, revealing his true face, and it was a girl with a rabbit, who looked very cute, but her chest was flat and slightly flawed.

She is Changyu, the flat-chested rabbit in the mouth of Yu Wuxie.

Yu Wuxian saw her revealing her true face, and couldn't help but mock: "After a month, your breasts really haven't grown much, it's really a shame!"

His gaze fell on Chang Yu and Ma Pingchuan's chest, and he suddenly shook his head and smiled, revealing a look of sarcasm.

Chang Yubai glanced at him, and froze angrily: "Yu Wuxian, you bastard! Why hasn't this thing grown? It's only been a month, how do you want it to grow!? Stinky and shameless, still staring, and then looking at your eyes! Hey!! you're still laughing at me, you... Laugh again!"

She scolded Yu Wuxie, her heart was indeed quiet, a spiritual power flew out of her body, she took out a spirit pill for Yu Wuxie to take, and then healed him.

That elixir fish is innocent in his eyes, he was very surprised, Chang Yu, who has always regarded wealth as his life, was so generous today, and gave him all the elixir to eat, it was a elixir, much more precious than Fandan, but several kinds of spiritual plants can only be refined, very precious, how could she be willing to give it?

Yu Wuxian wondered, suddenly thought of something, the whole person fell into an ice cave, and thought: "I remember, I still have more than 20 spirit plants stolen from the palace of Cloud City in my sleeve, I'm afraid this thing is trying to blackmail me, I can't tell her that I have spirit plants!"

He glanced at Chang Yu nervously for a few moments, and then changed the topic: "Didn't you go back to Zhou Mountain?

Yes!?

Chang Yu was startled, her aura was unstable, she was in a hurry, and finally said hesitantly: "I... I... I didn't go back, I've been following you, where can I go back, if I go back, my mother will definitely think that you have bullied me, I am angry and run back to my mother's house, she will find you to settle accounts, and it will make Yunluozong restless. ”

What the hell!?

Maiden!?

Wo Ri! It's my business! How the hell is this going to be related to my mother's house, isn't this?

Yu Wuxian frowned, his mouth twitched, and asked: "Okay, you have been following me for more than a month, so you don't make a move when you see me being beaten?"

He was angry when he thought of what he had encountered along the way, this damn flat-chested rabbit didn't help him, and they were accomplices anyway... Wrong... Fellow disciples, how can this be like this, he actually let him go, so that he is now a pig's head, and he is so angry that the flesh in his heart hurts.

Chang Yubai glanced at him and said with a smile: "Hehe, you deserve it! You are already competitive, I see that when you die that day, no one will collect the corpse, expose the corpse wilderness!"

"No, it's you..."

Yu Wuxian didn't finish saying this before he realized that what he said was wrong, he looked at Changyu, and found that this girl was also stunned, he was a little nervous, and quickly changed his words and said, "Isn't there still your back?"

His face was ruddy, and he immediately changed his hexagram, and he kept saying in his heart that he was witty, but in fact he was nervous, worried that Chang Yu would see the clues, and his back was oozing sweat, making him uncomfortable.

What am I talking about?

He was so confused that he hurriedly hinted to himself: "I must have been so happy just now that I said the wrong thing, well! That's it! How could I like a flat-chested rabbit?

Changyu on the side thought that he was going to say something, but she didn't expect such a sentence, so angry that she really slapped the pig-headed boy in front of her to death.

The two of them suddenly stopped talking, and the air was quiet.

Soon, Changyu withdrew her spiritual power, let Yu Wuxian go aside, she walked to the other side, touched her hot face, and quickly took a few deep breaths to calm herself down.

(To be continued)