Chapter 84: The Old Taoist's "Elixir"

Zhang Dahu still hated the Taoist priest's deception in his heart, but since Zhao Gongzi and the people around him opened their mouths to admonish, and Zhang Dahu didn't want to leave everyone with the impression of being cautious and holding grudges. So he waved his hand in disgust and asked the family to drive the Taoist priest out of the hospital.

The Taoist priest still didn't know his future fate, and only thought that his local reputation was bad, and he could only go to other places to be abducted and deceived in the future. But it was a blessing to save himself and not be crippled, so he stepped back with great gratitude, and immediately ran away from the mansion of Zhang Dahu.

The broken scholar quietly followed the Taoist priest away, the blade in his arms shining, and waited until there was no one to deal with this overly smart guy.

At Zhang Dahu's house, the banquet was still going on, and Zhao Gongzi looked at the people in the courtyard with burning eyes. Several other Taoist monks looked at each other, knelt on the ground, showed their cheeks, and begged Zhang Dahu Zhao Gongzi to spare them once.

Zhang Dahu's mood became more and more uncomfortable, he didn't expect that all the liars who came to the door were liars, did everyone really think he was stupid?

But since one has been let go, beating the rest will make these sour Confucians talk about their lack of atmosphere, Zhang Dahu pinched his nose and swallowed this breath.

No, there is also an old Taoist priest who is the least serious person, hesitantly standing in place, refusing to admit that he is a liar.

This old way is the person with a little charm in Bai Ze's eyes. The old Taoist priest's eyes were very struggling, although he could retreat by kneeling here, but when he thought about it, he also knew that after admitting that he was a liar, his reputation would be over.

But on the contrary, if you can show your real skills at this time and convince everyone present, you will inevitably become famous in the future, and you will not worry about everyone not believing in yourself in the future.

Lao Dao gritted his teeth, took out a delicate small porcelain bottle from his robe full of pain, strode past the kneeling crowd, raised the bottle and said:

"Zhang Jushi, although Zhao Gongzi beside you is well-informed, but the old Taoist is not a rooster and dog thief, this bottle contains the elixir I practiced, and it will be effective immediately after eating. ”

Everyone looked over, only to see this old Taoist covered in dirty tattered Taoist robes, and when he spoke, he didn't forget to scratch the lice on the Taoist robe, holding a staff in his right hand, and a gourd hanging on the battle, not like a Taoist priest but like a street medicine seller.

Without Zhao Gongzi to speak, a peer kneeling on the ground took the lead in laughing and saying:

"Hey, old Taoist, it's only right to cheat money and be beaten, just kneel down honestly and beg for mercy, and be careful that you have to apply those bone-setting pills to yourself in the future!"

Everyone around laughed happily, and a rough scholar who was sitting not far away and dressed in dirty clothes opened his mouth and laughed:

"Old Taoist, do you sell pills for men and women?"

The old Taoist priest's face was flushed, and he raised the bottle and said loudly: "Yes! This is the cure for impotence, and it also treats small men, it won't take a while, and it will be effective immediately!"

People laughed even louder, and everyone didn't expect this old man to really kick his nose in the face, saying that he was selling medicine, and immediately took out the medicine for intercourse.

Zhao Gongzi also laughed, but he didn't want to make a fuss, pointed to the old Tao who was still debating with others, and said to Zhang Dahu:

"Uncle Zhang, this liar's methods are really inferior, and he doesn't know how to repent after being exposed by us, let a few nurses beat him up and stop this farce. ”

I didn't want Zhang Dahu to smile on his face, but he was interested, waved his hand and said:

"Virtuous nephew, this old way is very interesting, anyway, he said that it will work immediately, let's see what other tricks he can play. ”

After that, Zhang Dahu asked the steward to bring a black dog and asked Lao Dao to give the dog a try.

The old Taoist priest was full of distress, poured out a pill the size of a sorghum grain from the bottle, mixed it into a piece of meat, and let the dog swallow it.

The drug hit the stomach, and between three or five breaths, the dog immediately reacted.

I saw that the black dog's eyes were red, his lower abdomen was straight up and dragged on the ground, anxiously scurrying all over the ground, and began to break free from the rope vigorously.

Seeing that the family holding the dog chain refused to let go, the black dog roared viciously, threw him to the ground, tore the family's clothes, and the yard was in chaos.

Zhang Dahu saw that the family was full of disabilities, but he was not in a hurry at all, and laughed loudly at the door of the main hall, praising the old Taoist priest's medicine for being really good.

In the end, there was really no way, and the two guards with sticks beat the dog to death. A few people helped the family who was lying on the ground up, but the dead dog couldn't pull it out, and the family limped, and the chrysanthemum was stabbed and bleeding, and he could only be carried out of the yard with the black dog.

People no longer dared to underestimate the old Taoist priest, pointing to the butt of the family and the dead dog of the pillar of optimus and discussing. Zhang Dahu also stood up, laughed loudly and asked:

"Old Taoist, can you only aphrodisiac this medicine?"

The old Taoist priest finally raised his eyebrows and straightened his back. The shabby Taoist robe fluttered in the wind, and now it looks like it has three points of immortal intent, "Zhang Jushi, I just said the effect of this medicine, aphrodisiac is only an incidental effect, and the main effect is that the healing device is small!"

Zhang Dahu was very moved, and it seemed that he wanted to try one of his own grains.

Zhao Gongzi looked at Lao Dao's eyes with a fierce light, but he persuaded Zhang Dahu with a kind face, asking him to find someone to try it first, or what if the medicine has side effects and eats bad.

Zhang Dahu's mind calmed down a little, and after thinking about it, he said, "But is anyone willing to try this medicine?"

The courtyard is full of literati, although they are very enthusiastic about this effect, but they are reserved and embarrassed to open this mouth first. Isn't the first to speak admit that his brother is inferior to others? And if he shows his foreign appearance after eating, what face will he have in the future?

Zhao Gongzi's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly made a gesture, and the middle-aged man beside Bai Ze immediately stood up and said after seeing the gesture:

"Squire Zhang, I'll try the effect of the medicine for you!"

When no one spoke, everyone felt ashamed to speak first, but when they saw that the opportunity was taken by others, the eyes of the surrounding scholars became resentful, wishing that it was poison and that they would die if they ate it.

But the old Taoist priest didn't do it, shirked and refused, saying that there is only one chance, and the medicine given to Zhang Dahu is that one, and it is the dog's chance to eat it.

Zhang Dahu understood what he meant, waved his hand and said, "The Taoist chief is indeed a real cultivator, come here!"

A housekeeper brought a plate of fifty taels of silver, the old Taoist priest had never seen so much silver, smiled from ear to ear, hurriedly poured out another from a small porcelain bottle, and handed it to the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man looked at Zhao Gongzi's eyes, closed his eyes, and swallowed the pill in one gulp. In less than a few breaths, the middle-aged man began to be unbearable, his body trembled uncontrollably, and his crotch swelled.