Chapter 211: No way, there's only this trick left!
Seeing that Wukong insisted on seeing his boss, the two little demons went to the inner cave to spread the word. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Not long after, they came out to spread the word that the king had an invitation, and Wukong went with them to the inner cave.
Although it is a monster's cave, this cave is very elegantly arranged. From all indications, this is a very particular youkai.
When the demon king saw Wukong, he asked, "Do you want to meet this prince?"
Wukong Qi said: "Huh! You actually call yourself the prince!"
The demon king said: "Yes, I am the famous virtuous king within a radius of two hundred miles!"
Wukong couldn't help but laugh and said, "Okay, I have to admit that you are indeed a very different monster. Since you're so honest, I'm embarrassed to go around the bend with you: give my rod back. ”
The demon king jumped up and shouted, "Who are you, dare to slander this king as a monster!"
Wukong said: "You don't care who I am, let's talk about Bang'er first, shall we?"
The demon king said, "When did I owe you a stick?"
Wukong said: "You're going to hold a nail rake meeting recently, I'm not wrong, right?"
The demon king said: "Your news is quite well-informed! I just got three treasures yesterday, and you will know it today." ”
Wukong stretched out his hand and wiped it on his face, showing his true appearance: "Because I am the famous geographical ghost Sun Wukong of the Three Realms! ”
The demon king was taken aback and said: "The Monkey King of the Great Chaos Heavenly Palace!"
Wukong said: "Since you know Lao Sun's name, why don't you return the weapon quickly!"
The demon king said: "Why should I return it to you if I picked it up?
Wukong said: "The artifact is so easy to pick up, you can help me pick up a few pieces to try!"
The demon king said: "I don't steal it, I don't rob it, I picked it up in an open space!"
Wukong said: "Which open space?"
The demon king said: "That backyard of the prince of Yuhua County." ”
Wukong said: "You entered the prince's mansion privately, and you are embarrassed to show it!"
The demon king said: "You can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense! When did I enter his courtyard!"
Wukong said: "You didn't enter his yard, how did you take the weapon?"
The demon king said: "I took it from mid-air! The ground is his territory, but the air supremacy belongs to the king." ”
Wukong said: "I'm too lazy to talk to you! In a word, you still don't pay it back?"
The demon king said, "Why should I return what I picked up?"
Wukong said: "Oh! You're not afraid of me!"
The demon king said: "Hehe, you don't have any weapons now, what am I afraid of you doing?"
Wukong smiled: "Bullying me for not having a weapon, right?"
The demon king said: "I'll bully you! If you don't accept it, we will have a fight outside the door!"
Wukong said: "Alas, there is no way, in order to recover the weapon, I have to fight you once." Let's go and try our skills outside the door!"
So the two invited the invitation and went out of the cave.
Outside the cave door, the demon king held a four-ming shovel and shouted arrogantly: "Sun Monkey, now that you have lost your weapon, I see how you still fight with me!"
Wukong said in frustration: "You are right, I think my master did not teach me boxing and palm techniques back then. What a pity, pity. ”
The demon king laughed wildly and said, "Sun Monkey, you can't pull it up this time!"
Wukong changed his words and said, "Well, there is a set of tricks that I have been practicing since I was a child. Later, I went to the Peach Tree Planting and Fruit Food Processing College in the Heavenly Court for further study, and practiced this trick to the pinnacle and the realm of supernatural perfection. Today, I'm going to ask you to feed you!" With that, he shouted, "The monkey steals the peach!" and beckoned to the monster.
The monster ducked to the side and shouted in a panic, "You're actually playing yin!"
Wukong ignored it and shouted again: "Stone monkey steals peaches!"
The monster said, "Emma, you're still here!"
Wukong shouted, "The Monkey King steals peaches!"
The demon king said: "Can you still fight properly!"
Wukong shouted, "Splash monkey and steal peaches!"
The demon king hurriedly said: "I will return the stick to you, let's fight well!"
Wukong ignored him and continued to shout, "The Great Sage steals peaches!"
The demon king said angrily: "You are still finished!"
Wukong shouted, "Sun Xingzhi steals peaches!"
The demon king said, "Don't steal! Don't steal! You have taken out all the leaves!"
Wukong shouted, "Walker Sun steals peaches!"
The demon king screamed, "No more peaches!
Wukong shouted, "The grandson steals the peach!"
The demon king shouted, "This time I didn't even dig up the peach roots!"
Wukong shouted: "Fight to defeat the Buddha and steal the peach!"
The Demon King shouted loudly: "Spoilers! You are suspected of serious spoilers! I am going to complain to you!"
Goku shouted, "Let's do it all over again!"
The demon king fell to his knees and kowtowed like pounding garlic: "Great Sage Grandpa, I was wrong!
Wukong then stopped and said, "What do you think of my peach stealing nine styles?"
The demon king said: "Amazing! Amazing! I will return all three treasures to you, you can spare me!"
Wukong sneered: "Don't you think it's too late to say this now?"
The demon king said: "I am willing to spread your good name and make up for it!"
Wukong said: "That's not really good." ”
The demon king said: "Of course it is beneficial! I spread your good name, and those monsters will no longer dare to come to the idea of your scripture study team! You see, this is so easy to do." ”
Wukong said: "Hehe, I'm almost at my destination, and a few monsters with short eyes will come to embarrass us?"
The demon king said: "As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of 10,000, you are afraid of what happens!
Goku thought for a moment and asked, "Then how are you going to spread my name?"
The demon king said: "If anyone asks me who I am defeated, I will tell him: There is a monk from the east, and he is the Monkey King! He has never tasted defeat in his life, if he meets him, how far can he hide! You see that this is okay, right?"
Wukong said: "A monk from the east has never tasted defeat in his life?
The demon king said: "Yes, yes!
Wukong said: "The East is undefeated?"
The demon king said: "It's that the East is undefeated!"
Wukong said angrily: "Lao Sun, I am not only undefeated in the East, even in the south and north, I am also undefeated! In my life, I have only been defeated by the Buddha of the West." ”
The demon king exclaimed: "It turns out that you are the legendary Western defeat!"
Wukong smiled mysteriously and asked, "Do you know why I'm going west?"
The demon king said: "I know, I know! ”
Wukong boasted: "Learning scriptures is Tang Xuanzang's business, what does it have to do with me? Let me tell you the truth, I went to the West Heaven to find the Buddha to fight again, and I hated Xue back then." ”
The demon king was surprised and said, "You actually dare to argue with the Buddha!"
Wukong continued to talk nonsense: "Cut, this is not the first time, what dare not? I have been practicing under the Five Elements Mountain for more than 500 years, and I am waiting for this day." ”
The demon king asked suspiciously, "Can you beat the Buddha?"
Wukong said: "Well, it's not easy to say. It's just that life is lonely, what's the point of winning a battle every time? So I have come from 100,000 miles away, only to be defeated!"
The demon king suddenly realized: "It turns out that you are not the failure of the West, you are the only one seeking defeat!"
Wukong said: "Dugu seeks defeat? This name is just worthy of my peach stealing nine styles!haha!"
The demon king said: "Grandpa the Great Sage, I know this time! I will definitely spread your good name in all directions, and no monster will dare to fight your idea of learning the scriptures!"
Wukong said: "For the sake of you not doing much evil, I will spare you." Go get the baby out!"
How dare the demon king slack off, obediently took out the three artifacts, and presented them to Wukong respectfully.
Wukong said: "Don't fall into my hands again in the future, otherwise you will never be spared!"
The demon king hurriedly nodded in agreement. Wukong then returned to Yuhua County satisfied.
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Bajie saw Wukong driving auspicious clouds from a distance, carrying a nine-toothed nail rake and a demon scepter back, and said happily: "Oh, this time it's okay, the family who eats is back again!"
Wukong pressed the cloud head and returned to the master: "Master, the weapon has been recovered, we have passed another level!"
Xuanzang said: "It's okay! It's okay! Now that we've found it, it's time for us to get ready to go." ”
The prince said: "Elder Tang, you can't just leave! Anyway, I'm going to have a big feast and give you food!"
Wukong asked, "Lord, can the weapons of the three princes be built?"
Wang Ye said: "It's already built!"
Wukong asked again, "How many catties do they weigh?"
The prince said: "The golden hoop rod has 1,000 catties, and the nine-toothed palladium and the demon scepter each have 800 catties. ”
Wukong said: "The princes are still moving, right?"
Wang Ye said: "They said it was quite easy to use." ”
Wu Jing interjected: "I once heard that Li Yuanba, the younger brother of the Tang King of Dongtu, has amazing power since he was a child, and he can move a pair of 800-pound sledgehammers, known as the first good man in the Sui and Tang Dynasties! These three brothers are good, the starting price is 800 catties, which is more than Li Yuanba's bull!"
Wukong said: "Senior brother doesn't know: this land near the Western Heavens, every time there are more people, its combat effectiveness is very strong. ”
Wujing said: "A single Li Yuanba can fight in and out of an army of millions, and those who block it are invincible." If these three princes go to the eastern land of the year, where will there be 72 heroic ways to live in the Sui and Tang dynasties?"
Bajie said: "It's not strange! This Buddha himself is an open-minded person! In terms of defense, he has a super defense skill Zhangliu Golden Body, and in terms of attack, he has the unbeatable Great Sun Rulai Divine Palm! Even if he doesn't use the power of the world to suppress, Brother Monkey is not his opponent!"
Xuanzang said: "Eight precepts! Be cautious! Be cautious!"
Wukong said: "According to what you say, every world-class power is open!"
Bajie still needs to be refuted, Xuanzang glared, so he didn't dare to say more.
Xuanzang said: "This is like talking! I chatter all day long, and I have stolen all the limelight from my male number one!"