Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, Mr. Tang Xuanzang, who has always ordered great fortune, will be attacked under the heavy protection of several peerless masters, which makes Wukong and the others feel very shameless. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoThey all looked around, and finally identified the culprit who caused this bloody case: a beautiful girl standing on the throne of a white elephant with her waist crossed. Around the white elephant, there are many maids and brocade guards. There is no need to guess, this girl must have a great background.

In fact, Wukong and they are not afraid of monsters, because none of the monsters on the westbound road can hurt Xuanzang half a hair.

Their biggest headache is to encounter mortals to make trouble, especially the kind of mortals with special status, such as Her Majesty Queen Xiliang who Tang Xuanzang is unwilling to kill him.

Wukong said: "Master, this is not a monster, but a mortal little Lori, how to beat it?"

Bajie said: "Okay, the 'Buddhism Door Sends Warmth' activity has started again, but why is the beneficiary not an old pig?"

Wukong said: "What nonsense is the truth, hurry up and find a way to save the master, if you want to deal with women, you can only rely on you, junior brother." ”

At this time, the unruly girl pointed at Xuanzang and spoke: "That man is mine, no one wants to rob me!"

Hula! A large area of the originally crowded performing arts scene was vacated, and only Xuanzang's master and apprentice were still in place.

Wukong said: "Bajie, hurry up!

Bajie said: "Do you want me to rob the master's drama?"

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, don't talk about the calf, this play is for you, go, go! ”

Wukong asked with concern, "Master, do you need to scream so badly?"

Xuanzang removed his hand, and there was indeed an injury on his head, and it was bleeding. Xuanzang said: "Do you think I seem to be pretending? I want to ask now, which pit invented this hydrangea, and how many golden bells are designed on it!"

Bajie said: "Gold!"

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, have you never seen gold in your life! Let me warn you first: if you don't make a move, I will definitely let you die an ugly death!"

The master has a life, and the eight precepts have to be followed. He stepped forward and saluted, "Oh, this beauty, I don't know what to call it?"

The girl said: "Stinky monk flashes aside, I don't want to pay attention to you!"

Bajie said: "Don't be so excited, beauty, we have something to discuss." ”

The girl said, "What do I have to discuss with you? Someone, take my chosen husband back to the palace!"

The guards next to him agreed in unison, "Yes, princess!"

It turns out that this unruly chick is the princess of Tianzhu Kingdom, and this time she will have fun.

Bajie hurriedly stopped: "Wait! I am your future husband's agent, and I am responsible for all his daily arrangements." Beauty, don't be rude, we are all civilized people. ”

Xuanzang was anxious when he heard this, and he shouted loudly: "Bajie, this meal can be eaten indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, when will I become her future husband!"

Wukong smiled: "Master, it seems that the old problem of the Eight Rings has been committed again." ”

Bajie turned around and said, "Master, you have been hit by her hydrangea." From the moment you get smashed, this engagement has been confirmed. Now, even if the Buddha is allowed to judge, he will be on the side of the princess. ”

The princess was overjoyed and said: "Yes! This hydrangea blind date event sponsored by the Tianzhu royal family was notarized by a notary office and has legal effect. Whoever is hit by a hydrangea must be my husband, otherwise it will be a crime and a crime. ”

Hearing this, Dao Ji didn't say a word, quickly picked up the hydrangea from the ground and came up to his head, so he also won the jackpot. Dao Ji said: "Oops, I was also smashed!"

The princess said angrily: "This doesn't count!"

Dao Ji asked curiously, "Your hydrangea hit my head, why don't you count it?"

The princess said: "I didn't throw it, of course it doesn't count!"

Dao Ji said: "It turned out that you didn't throw it? Who threw the hydrangea, hurry up and stand up! If no one admits it, it will be invalid." ”

The princess said: "Sloppy monk, you don't want to mess around! I am the worry-free princess of Tianzhu Kingdom, I am the master of my territory, and I can't allow you to go wild!"

There's no way, once this woman becomes arrogant, it is completely unreasonable. What's more, this woman is also the princess of Tianzhu Kingdom.

If the scripture-learning team wants to successfully pass through the Qunu City, it must change the customs clearance documents, and if you want to change the customs clearance documents, you must get the consent of the princess and her father, and now this princess has taken a fancy to the project manager of the scripture-learning team. Obviously, this is an endless loop.

Bajie exclaimed in surprise: "Oh, it turns out that you are a princess! Teacher Tang, congratulations, this time you are going to be a concubine." ”

As soon as Xuanzang heard the word 'horse', he suddenly had an idea. Besides, it's not far from the destination now, and it's not a difficult thing to hike up to the west now, so it's a big deal to buy an elephant as a mount.

Thinking of this, Xuanzang said: "Bajie, you have to find a way to stabilize that princess and help buy a few minutes for the teacher." ”

Isn't it just, Bajie has always been very good at it. What's more, he is still a psychologist with a lot of 'clinical' experience, so it is not a big deal to complete such a task.

Seeing that Bajie and the princess were talking nonsense, Xuanzang turned around and whispered to Ryoma: "Xiaolong, now I will give you a very glorious task for the teacher." ”

Ryoma said, "Do you want me to seduce this princess?"

Xuanzang said: "That's right, your appearance is so spicy, you must not waste it." ”

Ryoma said: "But I've been working for almost 20 years, and I see that I will soon become a regular employee, aren't you cheating on me?"

Xuanzang said: "Stupid, how could the teacher abandon you? Listen to me, I plan it this way: Anyway, it is not far from the destination now, and it is only a few days away." You first have a perfunctory relationship with this princess, and it is estimated that we are almost in the Yuzhen Temple, so you will find the opportunity to slip away. If you want to leave, they won't be able to stop you, will they?"

Ryoma said: "I know, it turns out that Master, you want to take advantage of loopholes and take shortcuts." ”

Xuanzang said: "I don't seem to have violated the rules of the westward journey by doing this, who dares to say that I am taking advantage of loopholes?"

Ryoma said: "It's a pity that you ignored a very important issue, this princess has a crush on you instead of me." ”

Xuanzang said: "Actually, I'm not familiar with her, what she likes is just the appearance of my Yushu Linfeng." Your appearance is no worse than mine, and you are still a dragon god, she can marry a fairy as a wife as a mortal woman, and she is not beautiful to death. ”

Ryoma said: "It's a pity that I'm not good at picking up girls." Let's say, this task is the most appropriate to be handed over to the second senior brother. ”

Xuanzang said: "But he's too ugly, that wild girl obviously doesn't look down on him." Xiaolong, you just try it, you won't get pregnant if you try anyway. ”

Ryoma thought about it, isn't it just a pickle girl, how big a deal it is, it's much easier than fighting the boss. Thinking of this, he agreed.

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Bajie was arguing with the princess over there. If you want to talk about nonsense, how can Princess Sanssouci's eloquence be Bajie's opponent. But this chick has a killer feature, that is, she is quite unreasonable.

So in the end, she only said one sentence and shocked everyone present: "Fat monk, you talk very funny, this princess has changed her mind, and now you are my husband." ”

When Xuanzang heard this, he couldn't help but shout happily: "Emma, say it earlier, make me worry about it!"

The princess said: "And you, you don't want to run!"

Xuanzang was dumbfounded when he heard it...... He said in his heart, why doesn't this stinky little girl play cards according to the rules?