Since becoming the Monkey King, Sun Wukong has eaten three meals a day and slept at night, which is really boring, and over time, he has become familiar with the ground. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

From then on, he was like a headless fly, wandering around the heavenly palace all day long. No matter who he meets, he is called a brother, and a heavenly palace is regarded by him as his own back garden.

Later, the Jade Emperor couldn't stand it anymore, so he announced that Wukong came in to discuss: "I see that you don't go to work all day, and you're quite bored, so why don't I arrange a job for you?"

Wukong said: "Okay, it's no problem at all!"

The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment, and then said, "Otherwise, you will go and take charge of the Pan Tao Garden." The air is fresh there, the scenery is pleasant, and it is a famous scenic spot in the heavenly court. You go over there first, and if you're not satisfied, let's change it?"

Wukong is an active person, always looking for something to do, and now after listening to the Jade Emperor's advice, he didn't say a word, he agreed and left. He didn't even go back to the Great Sage Mansion, so he hurried to Pan Taoyuan.

In fact, let's say that Wukong is really a talent who is very enthusiastic about his work and has a great ability to work. This can be seen from the fact that he kept the Imperial Horse Supervisor in good order. But he is too honest, and he is always calculated by this group of immortals in the sky.

As for the Jade Emperor, he was originally a benevolent man and treated people very generously. When he was a mortal, his common name was Zhang Youren. Because of his easy-going personality, he is willing to tolerate people and things, and he is also known as Zhang Bairen.

But there is one thing: the Jade Emperor has very soft ears, and he is rarely assertive, and he can't stand the fools of others, no matter who says anything, he feels reasonable, so he was used as a gun by some immortals who were dissatisfied with Wukong or jealous.

Gossip is not mentioned, and the book is back to business. It is said that the Monkey King stepped to the Pan Tao Garden, but was stopped by the land in the courtyard and asked, "Where is the Great Sage going?" The Great Sage said: "I was sent by the Jade Emperor to take charge of this Pan Tao Garden, and today I am here to inspect it." ”

The land listened, and hurriedly led the way, accompanying Wukong to wander around the garden. I saw that the peach trees in the garden were full of branches and leaves, and the fairy peaches were abundant, and Wukong was dazzled and his index finger moved!

Wukong thought to himself: "This garden is not only fun, it seems to be quite delicious, and it is much more meaningful than making some friends with wine and meat out of boredom on weekdays." So he went to work in the garden and stopped wandering around.

It is also strange that the Jade Emperor was confused for a while, and actually let a monkey take care of the peach! This is like letting a cat take care of the goldfish bowl and sending a wolf to shepherd the sheep, which is really ridiculous. Tell me, how big does this Jade Emperor's brain have to be to play such a stinky move?

And the most critical problem is: no one told the monkey head that these peaches were used by the Queen Mother to open the peach victory party. Of course, even if someone told him, it probably wouldn't work.

The monkey was still pondering: The Jade Emperor sent my grandson to take care of the peach orchard, could it be that he knew that I love peaches and deliberately fulfilled me? The Jade Emperor just wanted to find something to pester Wukong, lest he wander around all day and make the heavenly court a black miasma, and now Wukong no longer wanders around, but drools at the peach tree all day long.

Monkeys are naturally obsessed with peaches, and Sun Wukong has long regarded these peaches as his own things, how can he be willing to share them with everyone? So he had to eat them secretly. I didn't know that at the beginning of this meal, I became addicted to it, and if I didn't eat dozens of hundreds of peaches a day, I would feel uncomfortable.

This meal will be eaten on the grand day of the Pan Tao Victory Meeting. It was also on this day that the Queen Mother sent a fairy in seven clothes to pick peaches in the peach orchard.

The land hurriedly stepped forward to stop the seven fairies: "Now the Great Sage is in charge of the peach orchard, and if you want to pick peaches, you need to go through his permission." ”

The fairies also knew the name of the great sage, and did not dare to offend easily, so they searched everywhere with the land, but after looking for a long time, they did not see anyone.

The fairies were also anxious, and said one after another: "The queen mother has a life, but it is more effective than the words of the great sage." Now that I can't find him, I can't delay the queen mother's business, otherwise I can't afford to wait. So he went to pick peaches on his own.

The harvest of this year's peach orchard is not good, the seven fairies only picked five baskets of peaches in total, and all of them are inferior peaches and medium peaches, as for the high-grade peaches, all of them are woody. Could it be that this garden has been plagued by insects? The fairies were so anxious that they didn't care whether they were ripe or not, and picked peaches when they saw them. I happened to see a half-red and half-white, half-ripe and unripe high-grade fairy peach, but it didn't come to pass, but Wukong changed.

It turned out that this Wukong picked a peach and ate it half-full, and was dozing there, and as soon as the fairy moved, Wukong was awakened.

Wukong was very angry when his dream was disturbed, he took out the golden hoop stick and shouted: "Who are you demons, dare to steal my peaches!"

Look at what he said, the queen mother's peach has become his peach! This is to blame, and he can only blame the Jade Emperor for being really good at employing people.

How big is the aura of the Monkey King, a domineering aura, which shocked all the fairies, and knelt down together and begged: "The Great Sage is angry, we are not monsters, we are the seven-clothed fairies sent by the Queen Mother." Recently, the Queen Mother wants to open a peach victory party and invite immortals on all roads, so she ordered me to come and pick peaches. ”

Wukong is not a person who bullies the weak and fears the hard, and when he saw these few people in front of him, they were indeed delicate fairy sisters, so he took the stick and asked softly: "All the immortals are invited, I don't know which immortals the queen mother invited to the banquet?"

The red-clothed fairy replied: "The Queen Mother has invited the immortals of the three islands of the Ten Continents, the Guanyin Master of the South China Sea, the Five Dipper Star Monarchs, the Three Qing Emperors, the Five Elders of the Five Directions, the Netherworld Tibetan Bodhisattva, the Dragon King of the Four Seas, and some well-known earth immortals in the Netherworld. ”

The Great Sage smiled, "Didn't you invite me?"

The fairy in Tsing Yi said: "I haven't heard of it. ”

The Great Sage said: "I am the Monkey King, so big that I have no taste, why don't you invite me?"

The purple-clothed fairy hurriedly replied: "We are all ordinary immortals, as for whether the Jade Emperor has a banquet for the Great Sage, in fact, we don't know very well. ”

The Great Sage's face turned a little pale, and he said: "You can't blame you for this matter, you stay here for a while, and wait for Lao Sun to inquire about the news first." After speaking, Wukong made a fixed body to live in the fairies, and raised the clouds and headed towards Yaochi.

Before I arrived at Yaochi, I met a barefoot immortal halfway through. Wukong had an idea, and used the next method of making friends with wine and meat on weekdays, and stepped forward to greet: "Hey, this is not Lao Chi! ”

The barefoot immortal raised his eyes and saw that it was Wukong, so he smiled and said, "Qing lost a fart, and recently weighed more than 20 pounds." Great Sage Brother, do you know: among these immortals, every time you eat more, you will either be born today, or who will have an extra baby the day after tomorrow. No, some time ago, Li Tianwang only received a righteous daughter, please eat once, and now it is the Queen Mother's Pan Tao Victory Meeting, and after a while, the Jade Emperor will hold a Danyuan Conference. The price of eating all day is dark, full of fat intestines, and I have eaten my good and well-toned body out of the beer belly, where can I pay off and reduce it? ”

Wukong smiled: "Brother Chi is telling a joke, right? Anyway, you are also a famous immortal of the dignified generation, wait a few days to find a reason, set up a banquet to eat, and those treasures will all come back?"

The barefoot immortal said with a sad face: "Brother Xian, you don't know anything again." The current immortals, all of them are as fine as a monkey cub, uh, don't be annoyed, brother, I am a slip of the tongue. In fact, what I want to say is that all the immortals now are thieves and thieves, and every time I set up a banquet to entertain guests, they all find excuses for how far away they can hide. Think about it, I don't have the big face of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and I am both honest and sincere, where can I count them?"

Wukong said in his heart: "What my grandson likes is your lack of heart. If you are not kind, how can you be tricked?"

So he said to the great immortal: "Barefoot brother, don't complain here, I'm here to look for you, and it's for the Tao Shenghui." The Jade Emperor said that I was fast, so he ordered me to inform all the immortals that I would go to Tongming Hall to have a tea party first, and then go to Yaochi for a banquet. ”

The barefoot immortal was an honest man, and he did not doubt him, so he said goodbye to Wukong and went straight to the Tongming Palace.

Wukong saw the great immortal walking away, exerted his magical powers, changed into the appearance of the great immortal, swaggered, and went straight to Yaochi.

When I came to Yaochi, I saw that there was a fairy mist everywhere, flowers were clustered, pavilions were colorful, and phoenixes were dancing and flying. Look at the jade tables, dragon liver and phoenix pith, bear paw scarlet lips, delicacies, everything.

The food and drinks were ready, but none of the people came to the feast!

Wukong said to himself, "Oh, there are so many dishes and no one comes to eat them, what a shame it is to waste." ”

In order not to waste food, Wukong began to clean up the battlefield diligently and resentfully, and ruined all the good wine and food on the entire banquet.

Full of wine and half-smoked, Wukong said to himself again: "It's not good, it's not good, the immortals are estimated to be coming soon, in case you are caught on the spot, it's not good, it's better to go back to sleep early and pretend that you don't know anything." ”

What a great sage! Being a thief in broad daylight, staggering and hurrying, I originally wanted to go back to my home, but I strayed into Lao Jun's residence, not bitter, not bitter, countless elixirs fell into my stomach!

Unexpectedly, Lao Jun's elixir also comes with the function of understanding wine, and after Dan finished eating, the wine also woke up. Wukong secretly said badly: "It's not good, it's not good, this time it's really a big disaster, if you don't run away, your life will be difficult to protect." "The plan has been decided, how dare you stay, make a stealth method, escape from the heavenly palace, and go straight back to the water curtain cave.