Chapter 47: The Uncle and the Villain
The storyteller closed his hand and slapped the wood to wake up, whetting the listener's appetite and said, "But what about Nanke?
Xu Yuedan paused when he said this. There was a green skin next to him who was impatient: "Old man, why don't you go on." Don't give me a sentence to predict what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown. ”
The green skin is estimated to be a leader, and as soon as he spoke, more than a dozen green skins immediately shouted some foul words at the storyteller.
Xu Yuedan picked up the teacup and brewed it gently. There was a scholar beside him who was quite clever, and immediately walked off the stage with a gong and shouted loudly: "My husband said that it is not easy to tell a story, and I don't ask you to come up with a lot of money, but I just want to be able to reward a mouth-moistening fee." ”
There were many spectators in the hall who were hooked by Xu Yuedan, and they each took out a few pennies and put them in the gong.
When the scholar walked up to the shouting green skin, he saw that he had not paid any money, and deliberately raised the gong upward.
The green skin was reluctant to throw the money spent on the girl's belly to the scholar, stretched out his huge palm and slapped the scholar's slightly vegetable face and scolded: "Mom, a, a, bar, son, uncle, I didn't accept your money to worship the dock, listening to your book is already giving you face, and you dare to make noise here!"
The slap was so loud that everyone in the hall focused their eyes on Qingpi. Qingpi didn't feel ashamed, but felt that the "king, domineering" on his body was heavier. Being watched by this large group of people, he enjoyed it very much. In order to make himself even more "famous", he said angrily to the dozen or so green skins around him: "Brothers, call me." ”
Saying "take the lead", he kicked the scholar to the ground, and the green skins on the side were so bold that they surrounded the scholar "like a wolf and a tiger" and beat the scholar.
Many of the spectators in the hall were angry but did not dare to speak, so they had to watch the Qingpi people "working together" to play the scholar who had the power to tie the chicken, but an empty wine jug flew from the air and smashed on the head of the Qingpi leader.
"Bang"
"Hey, who's not long-eyed, dares to sneak up on my uncle behind my back. The leader Qingpi covered his bleeding forehead and scolded angrily
"Me!"
Lu Fengke lifted his cheeks, which were red from drunkenness, and raised a hand weakly
While burping, he said, "Bully...... Forehead...... Bullying a small ...... Forehead...... The child counts ...... What the...... Heroes?"
The green skin looked at Lu Fengke's red cheeks, and laughed angrily at the green skins: "I should be a hero who has seen unevenness, but it turned out to be a drunk fool." ”
Qingpi pretended to raise his head heroically and laughed: "Brothers, he said that we are not heroes when we bully children, haha, uncle, I think what he said is very reasonable." ”
As he spoke, he stepped on the scholar's face and rubbed it a few times, and said coldly: "Then we will be heroes again, and we will also bully and bully this adult, hahaha." ”
All the green skins responded and laughed: "Okay," ...... "Boss is right", "......" give him some color to see if he dares to play drunk next time. Rushing towards Lu Fengke with all his fists, he wanted to teach him a lesson
"Give him some color?A group of people who have no cultivation want to give color to the monks of the Jindan period?" Lin Zhibai on the second floor "cut" disdainfully, and looked at Lu Fengke, wanting to see him teach these green skins a lesson.
But the facts shocked him.
When Zhong Qingpi walked to Lu Fengke's side, Lu Fengke moved, but he buried his head on the table again.
A green skin picked up a wooden chair and smashed it on Lu Fengke's back, beating the chair in half. But Lu Fengke didn't move, as if he was asleep.
The leader Qingpi picked up a wine jug on the table and smashed it on Lu Fengke's head, and scolded in his mouth: "Throw you snail (old) and mother, dare to open my scoop?"
Lu Fengke still didn't move, as if he had fainted
Another Qingpi grabbed Lu Fengke's long hair and lifted his head, and the Qingpi led by him slapped Lu Fengke's face fiercely, making Lu Fengke's red cheeks even redder.
Lu Fengke still didn't move, as if it was a dead corpse!
"Why bother?"
Lin Zhibai knew that Lu Fengke was deliberately using the pain on his body to dissipate the sorrow in his heart at this time.
He was already a little guilty about Lu Fengke, and he couldn't stand it anymore at this time.
Lin Zhibai held on to the railing, and with a slight force, he flew to Lu Fengke's table, grabbed the collar of the green skin that was holding Lu Fengke's hair, and threw him out with all his might.
He slapped the green skin who was holding a broken chair in the face again, knocking him to the ground
Then he glanced coldly at the blue-skinned leader from earlier
Picked up another empty flask on the table and hooked his finger at the green skin.
The green skin looked at his subordinates in such a miserable state, and knelt down in fear and wailed: "Hero, spare me." ”
When the rest of the green skins saw their boss kneeling on the ground begging for mercy, they all bent their legs and shouted for mercy
Lin Zhibai looked at his frightened look and mocked: "Wasn't it very majestic when you beat my friend just now?
The green skin shook his body, and he kowtowed again and again: "It's the villain who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and he collided with the hero's friend." It's the villain who has no eyes, and it's the villain who has been blinded by lard. ”
He repeatedly called himself a villain, and he did not have the majesty of the previous self-proclaimed uncle. caused many spectators in the hall to burst into laughter.
Some made a joke: "Yo, why did the uncle become a villain?"
Some angrily "bah" and said: "This bully should be killed to death"
Some of them stood up and pointed at the green skins and said angrily: "Uncle, I can't see it for a long time, I wanted to teach them a lesson, but I didn't expect to be preempted by this little brother." Anyway, the little brother beat me hard, and if something happens, report my name to Nancheng Baoye!"
"Heh, it turns out that all of them are heroes!"
Lin Zhibai couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard these words.
Although there is no "expressive desire" of the green skins, they still want to smash the green skins led by them.
The hand was exerting force, but the wrist was grabbed coldly.
"Forget it...... You don't have to keep up with these people...... Amount counting. ”
Lin Zhibai looked at the source of the sound, but saw that it was Lu Fengke, who was "Guan Gong's face", who grabbed his wrist. He had to sell his face and put the flask on the table.
Lu Fengke had a hint of clarity in his eyes, got up and said to Lin Zhibaiji, "Thank you...... Childe. ”
Ignoring Lin Zhibai's reaction, he walked out of the door in a trance.
The green skin was overjoyed in his heart, and said secretly: "Uncle, I am really blessed with a great life, hum, the gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late." Boy, you wait for me!"
"Bang"
The green skin covered the forehead that had bloomed again......