Chapter 9: Crossing the Treasure Book
After that day, the future of the world was no longer clear...... Just like before that time - the Great Sage Plov.
My mother was a great ogre, and the sight of Richie and Monnie made her tremble and cry out in fear - Papatia, the dragon-blooded ogre.
Li Qi felt that he must be crazy, he didn't have to pay for his life when he killed someone, he was hiding when he walked on the street, and he had to escort him all the way home in a police car when he met a police uncle.
He felt the lightning as it fell, and instinctively tried to protect Monnie, just as he did when a hail suddenly fell from the sky when he was a student.
Of course, he was not as fast as lightning, but he was sure that the lightning he saw was slow, and he had at least time to reach out before he was slashed.
But the weird stuff is just beginning.
Li Qi didn't know what happened after his death, and in fact, no one knew.
But death felt like a catastrophe for him.
After being struck by lightning, he felt a huge suction, and he was sucked over unconsciously, and then he found that his perspective became three hundred and sixty degrees without dead ends.
Before he could get used to this perspective, he immediately 'saw' his 'corpse' lying on the side of the road.
The corpse was swollen throughout, and its skin was red and purple, and it was charred and blackened. The clothes also turned into black shards and were burning. The Anne next to him was in better condition than him, her clothes were still intact, but the skin on her arms and face was also red and swollen and purple, so she thought she had been beaten for her. (I've seen people who have been hit by high-voltage electric slashes)
Li Qi's first thought was that after the breakup, every time he met this girl, he would be unlucky.
The first time was half a year after graduation, the company's annual party had a dinner. At that time, I was pursuing a chick in the finance department, but this girl came over and said: Yo! Ex-husband, I have a new love!
I don't have to think about it, it's naturally yellow, and I was slapped inexplicably. From then on, the female colleagues of the company saw him as if they were not wearing clothes, folders, umbrellas, potted plants...... Everything that can stand in front of him will be held tightly in his hand and protected on his chest, as if he has perspective.
The second time was nine months ago, when he came back from the Spring Festival holiday and met at the airport, this girl was so wasted that she only wore a skirt and a knitted sweater, and was as cold as a dog, he lent her his coat, and as a result, he had a cold and fever and was on a drip for five days.
This time it's even more outrageous.
Sure enough, the aunt who used to tell fortunes under the overpass at the school gate was really accurate, and that woman was the lonely star of Tiansha, and she was compatible with him.
didn't wait for him to reminisce too much, and the whole person fell into darkness.
He felt like he was being stuffed into a kaleidoscope, with everything around him spinning. But it was like being locked in a dark room, and everything around was so quiet.
The two feelings are contradictory, but they do not conflict.
When he could see things again, he first noticed that his perspective had changed back to that of his normal eyes, and he seemed to be in mid-air, with a narrow bed underneath him. Turn your head......
it!
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Li Qi wasn't sure if it was this size, he was only shallow and knowledgeable, and the biggest one he had seen before was only 38F, and he saw it on the computer. But this is definitely the biggest pair of breasts he has ever seen, if you can describe it in just one word - covering the sky and the sun!
Peerless good breasts!
Then he saw a terrible face that he wouldn't have dreamed of even if he had a nightmare......
Turquoise skin, sky-facing nostrils, huge fangs, and a long, pointed horn on the head...... Zombies!
He wanted to roar, but the sound came out of it as a childish cry.
Then the clouds flew up, and the world hung upside down, oh...... It was he who was lifted by his feet.
It's not going to be cooked, is it?
There's a crumpled little sister next to her......
Ahem...... I didn't see anything.
Then, he was swept by a white jade hand. This is a woman who looks gentle like water, a chick who doesn't talk beautifully, and the indissolvable affection in her eyes hits his soul even more.
Happiness came so suddenly. If it weren't for the fact that he was only as long as her arm, Li Qi was sure that he would only have one feeling......
In love!
The beauty also held a person in her other hand, which was the little sister just now.
Every time there is a big event, there is calm, at least I have drunk green tea if I haven't opened a room, someone thinks about electricity, and finds that there is only one possibility, that is, - crossed!
And it's a newborn baby! It looks like twins......
Someone struggled to look down with his neck straight, but fortunately, the big beauty helped him at this time, and let him see what he wanted to see the most...... Fortunately, it's a dragon and phoenix fetus.
The first type of "Crossing the Treasure Book", if the situation is unclear, you must protect yourself first!
Li Qi has never been a person who can only see success but not failure. The predecessors who can live more than three million words in online novels are all dragons and phoenixes among people, but as the saying goes: one will succeed and ten thousand bones will wither. Underneath this is the bones of the losers.
It's time to get the truth out......
Through years of experience in reading online articles, he has summed up a set of rules - crossing is a high-risk profession that even insurance companies are unwilling to insure!
Ancient times were dangerous, the West was even more dangerous, and the Otherworld was hell difficulty.
traveled through ancient times, pretending to have amnesia, the family invited the goddess for treatment, and drank a bowl of Meng Po soup - pawn!
Traveling to Europe, cultural differences make the traveler look crazy, and the people around him think of witches, vampires, werewolves, and Jews...... and other evil forces, burned at the stake - pawn!
As for traveling to the other world...... Ask for more blessings, Doushi, Douzun, Douhuang...... Which one is not a powerful being who sleeps on his back and sleeps on his back, sleeps on his stomach and is pregnant on the earth, and even walking can cause trees to miscarry?
is even more frustrating and has crossed into the world of Xianxia...... If someone fights and is forced to blow up Jin Dan in a hurry, you may be the extras who received the boxed lunch next to you. People are soaring through the tribulation, and they can't hold back their urgency, maybe they will trigger the nine-day thunder tribulation on the roof of your house. You go up the hill to chop wood and pick up a broken log, maybe this old man will take you away. If you go to the field and dig it down, you may release the sealed 10,000-year-old demon and extraterritorial demon, and you will easily make you into military rations and take them to conquer the world.
If the ancestors lack virtue points again, they will be retributed to the traverser and travel to the magical world......
The picture is too beautiful to imagine.
Poison testing, puppet refining, soul torture...... "Ten Tortures of the Manchu Dynasty" is simply a square dance compared to these.
"Hehe, the idea is quite interesting, but don't worry, I won't use you to test poisons, refine puppets, or torture souls. I haven't learned any of this!"
Don't make a fuss, you should be a living person to dissect, blood to replace, soul transfer...... I don't understand that? Wait...... Damn, who's talking to me?
"Me, your mother, your mother, you have an interesting idea, you even know all this. But you are my children, how could I dissect you?"