Chapter 123: It depends on the mood
"Qinghe City..."
Yu Wuxian looked at the city in front of him and said with a smile: "It is said that this city was built on a big river, and now it seems that it really lives up to its name!"
Qinghe City is built on the Qinghe River, this river contains spiritual power, it is said that the founding emperor of Yunsang Country arranged the formation, so that the people in the Qinghe City can enjoy the spiritual energy, so the people here are outstanding spirits, and there are often Tianjiao.
Yu Wuxian looked at the pig's head beside him, and rolled his eyes, he didn't want to take a pig into the city to swagger through the market, it was too conspicuous, it would attract envious eyes, this is the rhythm of going out of the limelight wherever he goes!
I've got to keep a low profile!
He smiled and thought: "Forget it, this pig's head is also my mount, I forced him at the beginning, if I still dislike him, then it's my fault, damn it, shame on people, I'm afraid of a ball!"
He looked back at Zhu Tie Palladium and said, "Let's go find a restaurant and settle down, you can change your size, can you shrink to three feet!?"
Three feet?
Oh my god!
Pig Iron Palladium cried bitterly, thinking, "I've only changed to seven feet at most..."
He changed his body, shrunk from a zhang to seven feet, and finally gritted his teeth, used his spiritual power to crush his bones small, compressed his flesh and blood, and finally was still five feet in size.
"Master, I really can't be any smaller!"
The pig cried out in pain, and said with a mournful cry: "My bones are about to be crushed, don't dislike me, let's go in and find something to eat, I'm almost fainting from hunger." ”
Yu innocently glanced at him, and then walked with him to the city gate, and the soldiers who guarded him glanced at him, and noticed the wild boar beside him, and couldn't help but joke.
"Little brother, are you here to sell wild boars?"
A middle-aged soldier said with a smile: "Recently, a big family in the city has married a daughter-in-law, and maybe they will take a fancy to your wild boar and buy it for you at a high price!"
This middle-aged soldier had a kind face, a twilight aura hovered around his eyebrows, and there were many scars on his body, most of which were wounded by swords, and he should be a veteran.
"! you two-legged sheep, see clearly that your pig grandfather is a demon!"
Pig Tie Palladium was not happy, stood directly on two feet, and said with teeth and claws: "Blind your dog eyes, see clearly, your pig grandfather can give you food!?"
"What the fuck..."
The middle-aged guard was startled, but he was only surprised, he didn't blow up his hair, he could be regarded as having seen a lot of wild beasts and monsters, and he wasn't much afraid when he saw the wild boar talking, but he was suddenly surprised.
He smiled and said, "It's mine, I originally thought that the little boy was an ordinary mountain man, but I didn't expect the boy to be a monk, it's my clumsiness, and please don't blame this pig demon brother!"
Eldest brother!?
"What big brother, I'm your grandfather pig, Lao Tzu has practiced for one hundred and fifty years, it's not too much to be your grandfather!"
Pig Tie Palladium still didn't give up, and then changed from standing on two feet to standing on four legs, he snorted coldly, and he didn't want to see the scarred defender in front of him.
Yu Wuxian couldn't stand it anymore, and kicked on the butt of Pig Iron Palladium, and kicked him directly into the city wall.
"Uncle, you don't have to pay attention to him, he's just a stupid pig, owe a beating!"
He bowed his hand and apologized to the middle-aged soldier just now, and then he smiled and said: "The general dies in a hundred battles, and the strong man returns in ten years! Uncle fought for his empire on the battlefield, although these scars are glory, but they are also hidden diseases..."
Before he finished speaking, the thunder in his hand surrounded him, turning into a peony flower, which contained a lot of pills, and the effects of those pills were integrated into the stamens, and then sent into the hearts of middle-aged soldiers.
The middle-aged soldier was startled, feeling that his body was washed by a powerful and gentle force, he felt very comfortable, and the smile on his face became brighter and brighter, as if he was bathed in the spring breeze, with the fragrance of birds and flowers around him, and the fatigue disappeared at that moment.
Yu Wuxian smiled, and then left directly with Zhu Tie Palladium, they entered the city, Zhu Tie Palladium didn't understand why his master wanted to do such a superfluous thing, according to his understanding, his own master is the kind of person who has no benefits and absolutely does not contribute, and now this move makes him a little surprised, and he feels that he is more and more unable to guess the young man in front of him.
"Master, why do you want to help him?"
Zhu Tie Palladium followed behind his master, muttering: "That two-legged sheep is just an ordinary person, he has experienced many wars, and there are hidden diseases everywhere on his body, if there is no monk to help him, he will have to go west in another year and a half, master, you know that helping him will not be beneficial, why do you want to help!?"
"Good mood!"
Yu Wuxian laughed out loud, looked at the pig's head beside him, and asked: "Pig's head, how much loss do you say I have to help him once? The so-called effort is nothing more than that, I am in a good mood today, and I am happy to save his life, if I am in a bad mood today, I will find someone to kill, isn't this casual? Is there any reason in this?"
He found that the pig's face was still wrinkled, and he couldn't help but explain: "Pig head, let me ask you, do you know what you want to eat today?"
"I don't know, sir, it doesn't depend on your mood?"
Zhu Tie Palladium pursed his lips, stretched out his tongue and said: "I am the master's mount, I will eat whatever the master eats, besides, I am not a picky eater, I don't care about the mother's thirty-seven twenty-one, just eat enough!"
This...
Yu Wuxian was depressed, he originally wanted to solve the puzzle for Zhu Tie Palladium, but he didn't expect this thing's answer to block him, he hurriedly said: "Hey, you can't say that, if you are not my mount, what you eat today doesn't depend on your mood!?"
"Our monks should act spontaneously, not too deeply, the Tao is very Taoist, the Tao is unspeakable, everything can be done casually, too much concern will be defeated and the world. ”
He found that Zhu Tie Palladium still couldn't understand, and explained: "Some things can't be explained clearly, the way is not clear, we don't need to pay attention to it, everything is decided in a thought, why bother mediocrity." ”
Zhu Tiepalladium was stunned for a moment, felt that his head was big, and wondered: "Didn't we say that it depends on the mood?
He was a little depressed, but he still followed Yu Wuxian into the restaurant, those people saw him as a pig demon, and they didn't avoid it, but they began to make fun of Yu Wuxie.
"You see, this young man with a boar demon may have some shady ass deals..."
"You... If you say bad things, you should also be quiet, and don't let him listen to them, so as not to get into trouble. ”
"It's easy to say..."
In the face of these people's discussions, Yu Wuxie's face was calm, and he continued to explain to Zhu Tie Palladium, and said: "Do you think I will kill a few of them now?" They are only the strength of the late stage of the Yunling Realm, I can crush them with my body alone, if I make a move, they will definitely be beaten into pigs' heads by me, do you say I can't make a move?"
Sell!?
Sir, you're crazy! This is Qinghe City...
Zhu Tie Palladium's face was strange, and he said: "Master, it depends on your mood, didn't you say that my monks should act rashly? If you are in a good mood, you will save someone, and if you are in a bad mood, you will kill someone, you see that your face is black, where do I dare you not make a move!"
"Indeed..."
As soon as this sound came out, a shocking wave erupted in the whole restaurant, and a loud noise followed, and then I saw tables and chairs flying sideways, and three or four monks flew out sideways, lying on the street with blue noses and swollen faces.
I... Damn... It's just talking!
Pig Tie Palladium was so frightened that snot and tears flowed out, he quickly hid away, and muttered: "I don't know him... I have nothing to do with him... Never mind... I don't know... I don't know..."
Yu Wuxian sat back in his place with a calm face, and said with a smile: "Xiao Er, two pots of good wine, ten catties of beef, and three roast chickens." By the way, you're asking the shopkeeper to sum up the amount of silver I smashed just now, and I'll pay the bill at that time. ”
Xiao Er on the side came back to his senses, turned his head to look at Yu Wuxie, and quickly nodded and said: "Okay guest officer! Come to the guest officer immediately! Wait a little bit!"
Although he had also seen monks fighting in the streets, it was really rare for him to suddenly attack like Yu Wuxie, so he was still startled and hurried to prepare wine and food.
The shopkeeper was settling accounts with a calm face, and finally he smiled and said: "Guest officer, a total of three hundred taels, the small shop will give you a plate of peanuts!"
Peanut?
Yu Wuxian smiled brightly and asked, "Shopkeeper, the rule in the city is that as long as you don't kill people, there will be no trouble, right?"
He looked at the trembling pig iron palladium on the side, couldn't help frowning, he was angry, and almost wanted to throw this wall pig out, this thing is simply shameless, as soon as he encounters trouble, he will clear up the relationship, what a thing!
"Don't worry, as long as you don't die, it's fine!"
The shopkeeper brought peanuts and said: "It is easy to quarrel between monks, the so-called greater power, the more they like to be in the limelight, so the three empires have rules, as long as they are not dead in the city, they can fight, and if they are outside the city, they are life and death." ”
It is easy to friction between monks, and they will fight if they disagree, and the three empires are afraid that the battle between the monks in the city will destroy the city, so they set up a law, once the dead person will ask for the guilt, then it will be uncomfortable, and will be chased and killed by the empire, and there will be no escape. However, there are still some powerful monks, strong enough to intercept the soldiers who pursue them, and they have been at large and are at the top of the wanted list.
"That's good!"
Yu Wuxian nodded and muttered: "If the immortals also want to ask for the guilt, I will go out and slaughter them immediately, anyway, it will not be a loss, it will take some effort!"
The shopkeeper smiled, feeling that the young man in front of him was really unexpected, and unlike the other monks he had seen, he had an indescribable taste.
Seeing that the shopkeeper was still standing here, Yu Wuxian suddenly woke up, quickly took out thirty taels of gold and handed it to the shopkeeper, and said, "Haha, I almost forgot, look at my memory!"
The shopkeeper took the gold, walked back to the counter, and continued to settle the accounts.
Then the wine and food came up, and the fish and the pig iron palladium ate with relish, and they also settled in this restaurant, with a room for the pig and iron palladium, and a room for the fish and an innocent fish.
"You fucking remember to take a shower!"
Yu Wuxian looked at the pig iron palladium, scolded scoldly, and said: "Also, your Chishui River Diagram and Dachuan Bishui must be cultivated and cultivated well, and you can use it as soon as possible!"
Pig Tie Palladium stood in front of the door, responded, and said, "Got it! Got it! Master, you're really verbose!"
He walked into the room dangling the pig's head, and so did Yu Wuxie, and he also went to cultivate.
(To be continued)