readx;? Chapter 38 Childe Shu Ye

"Don't move!" Xue Nasheng shouted, "We're not husband and wife!"

The grimace smacked her lips: "Since you are not husband and wife, why do you want to be together?" Xue Nasheng said: "You don't understand this, you are out! Those who are together are not necessarily husband and wife, and husband and wife are not necessarily together." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoom”

"Yes. Grimace added, "How did you meet, and can you teach me a little bit of parenting experience?"

Xue Manzhu said angrily: "If you want to raise children, go to Feicheng and do not disturb, this is the battlefield, you are a warrior, immediately enter the battle!"

"Into battle?" Grimace mused, "I think I should join the revolution!"

"Don't drag the words, it's all pretty much the same. Xue Manzhu said, "If you have to show off Sven in a crepe, with your lofty personality but not doing your job, I can't stand it, how embarrassing is this!"

The grimace girl was stunned: "Sister, what are you talking about, I don't understand!"

"It's fine. Xue Manzhu smiled, "I just want to prove that I am very knowledgeable, I speak very well, I am a temporary spokesperson for the accounting firm of the brother-in-law of the assistant secretary of a graduate tutor." ”

"Amazing, you're awesome!" Grimace gave a thumbs up.

Xue Nasheng's mouth opened wide in astonishment.

The grimace girl smiled: "You little girl is really like a child" She didn't finish her words, because when she said this, a steel needle flew out of her mouth and shot towards Xue Nasheng's throat.

Li Jinghua screamed when she saw this, it was too late to save her. It's too late, it's too soon. Suddenly there was a "ding" sound, and the flying needle fell to the ground.

It was a child who shot down the flying needle.

Grimace turned around suddenly, and saw the child, who looked to be eleven or twelve years old.

Everyone's hearts were shocked. How can one not be surprised that such a child appeared in the wilderness before dawn?

The grimace raised her face and said angrily, "Child, are you the one who shot down my flying needle?" The child blinked: "It's not my mother, it's me, please don't scold my mother, because I don't have a mother." ”

The grimace frowned and said, "What about your mother?" The child's expression darkened: "She died young, and she died of bayberry sores when she was sixteen years old." ”

"Poor man!" said Grimace again, "who are you?"

The boy stuck out his tongue and grimaced: "You don't even know me? ”

Grimace snorted coldly, and with a shake of her body, she blocked the child's way. She said coldly, "You still want to go?"

The child pouted: "I want to go home, I want to go home and poop!" This sentence made the ghost-faced girl feel compassion, and she said softly: "is very uncivilized, don't poop, tell Auntie where your home is, okay?"

"Okay. The boy sat on the ground and wept.

Everyone was stunned.

"Don't cry, you're such a big doll, and you're still drooling, it's a joke!" said that, the grimace girl bent down to hug the child, and suddenly heard Xue Manzhu shout: "Old flower be careful!"

Grimace Niu was stunned and said, "What?" Before the words were finished, the child suddenly raised his hand and grabbed Grimace's breasts, and he immediately laughed loudly: "You're finished, I'll catch your **!"

Everyone was stunned.

Grimace also laughed loudly: "You're finished, I didn't **!" she said, raising her hand and slapping the child in the face.

The boy tilted his head, raised his hand, and grasped the veins of the ghost-faced girl.

The ghost-faced girl felt that her whole body was sore, she couldn't exert any strength, she was taken aback, and shouted: "Let go, it's not okay if I'm done, I hurt!"

Then the boy stood up.

He was a child, but he spoke like an adult, because he knew many things that children should not know. He grinned, "Where do you have pain? Do you have menstrual cramps?"

The grimace girl suddenly said in a flattering voice: "I'm in pain." The boy frowned and said, "Don't you have a **?"

Grimace said: "You touched the left just now, and I have a ** on the right." ”

The boy said, "Oh," and said, "Why does it hurt? Do you have breast cancer?"

"It's not. Grimace said, "Mastitis, inflammation of the breasts." ”

"Who's the?" said the child, stunned.

"It's just **, stupid!"

"You can't blame me for that, who made you say that!" argued the child.

"I have, can you touch them?" Grimace chuckled, but there was no hint of flirtatious taste on her festering face.

No man would be happy to touch a woman's breasts, even if he was half a child. However, when a man touches a woman's breasts, it means that he is about to make a mistake.

The boy had made a mistake, a mistake that should never have been made, a low-level mistake - he actually touched the cheeky girl's chest with the hand that pinched the cheeky girl's veins. In this way, Grimace was free.

Before the child's hand could touch Grimace's breasts, Grimace's hands touched his chest, and then he poked his fingers.

The boy sat down motionless.

Grimace chuckled: "A child is a child!" As soon as the words fell, an old voice said lightly: "You are not as good as a child." ”

Grimace turned around in horror and saw the person who spoke.

This is a purple-robed man in his forties, sitting on a large bluestone three feet away. When he arrived, everyone did not notice, and their hearts were in shock.

The ghost-faced girl said in a deep voice, "Who are you?" The purple-robed man did not answer, but asked, "Haven't you felt any discomfort in your chest?"

Grimace didn't answer, she didn't need to answer, she felt it. The pain in the chest has spread throughout the body, even the peripheral nerves.

At this moment, the child jumped up from the ground and said with a grin: "Aunt Ugly, I am just teasing you, do you really think that I have a crush on you?

Grimace gritted her teeth and said, "You're such a little villain!" The child's face sank: "You dare to scold me?

"Little egg, come here!" said the purple-robed man suddenly.

"Grandpa, I'm here!" Xiao Dan ran out a few steps, and suddenly saw a flower in front of him, and there were more than a dozen people in front of him, more than a dozen white-robed people with fiery red skulls printed on their chests - necromancers of the Flower Guarding Palace.

The purple-robed man said coldly, "Xue Manzhu, what do you mean?" Of course he knew Xue Manzhu, because Xue Manzhu also knew him.

Xue Manzhu said: "I don't mean it, I just ask the prince Xie to spare the ghost girl's life." ”

This purple-robed man is a prince? Yes, he is a prince, and his name is Xie Yeshu. However, when he was young, the people of the rivers and lakes gave him the nickname - Gongzi Shuye.

The purple-robed man said: "Can't do it, don't you know that there is a blood feud between us?"

Xue Man Zhu said coldly: "Since that's the case, I'm not welcome!" Xie Wang Ye smiled slightly: "What do you want? Could it be that you want these zombies to kill me?"

Xue Manzhu said: "No way, I have no choice. Xie Wang Ye sighed slightly: "I have a good suggestion." ”

Xue Manzhu said: "Oh?" Xie Wang Ye said: "I gave this ugly antidote, you let my grandson Xiaodan, how about this deal?"

"No way!" Xue Manzhu said, "The problem of life is not a topic that can be discussed, and after I kill you, I will also get an antidote." ”

Xie Wang Ye said: "Do you think these zombies can kill me?" Xue Manzhu said: "Of course." Xie Wang Ye said: "You are very courageous!"

"This should be called self-confidence. Xue Manzhu smiled, "These necromancers are dead people, can you let them die again?"

Wang Ye Xie said indifferently: "I don't know either." But I've heard that if you cut off their heads, they'll die, I don't know, right?"

"That's right, it's wonderful, it's just ok!" Xue Manzhu laughed, "It's just that their necks are very hard, and who in the world can cut off their heads?"

"I can. "Xie Wang Ye said.

Xue Manzhu's face changed, and then she giggled. Wang Ye Xie stared at her like electricity, and said, "You think it's funny?"

Xue Manzhu covered her mouth and teased: "It's very funny, it's funnier than sketches and cross talk, it's just laughing to death!"

"Not bad. Xie Wang Ye said, "Laughing like you will indeed kill people." ”

Xue Manzhu smiled: "Can you really cut off their heads?" Xie Wang Ye said: "I have a good set of doing this kind of work." ”

Xue Manzhu said: "What kind of guy are you going to use to cut off the heads of these guys?"

"It's not about cutting off the head, it's about cutting the neck, you have to pay attention to the adjective! Of course, you have to use a horse chopping knife to cut off the head, you see!" Wang Ye Xie took out a pair of folding scissors from his trouser pocket.

Xue Manzhu was stunned: "Can this scissor cut an iron neck?" Xie Wang Ye said: "Yes!

With a "thud", the white-robed necromancer's head fell to the ground.

"Do you believe it?" Wang Ye Xie smiled, "It's easy, you look at it again!"

Knock! knock

Xue Manzhu's face changed, it really changed. She was stunned, and more than a dozen heads had rolled on the ground.

Xue Manzhu was stunned and said, "Old Xie, is your scissors really iron?" Xie Wang Ye smiled: "Of course, the synthetic material stainless steel is very expensive!" As he spoke, he cut off two more necks.

"Okay, okay!" Xue Manzhu said hurriedly, "Don't cut it, I'll obey you!"

Xie Wang Ye said in a deep voice: "Hand over the little egg!" Xue Manzhu waved his hand, and the necromancers flashed aside, making way for a sheep intestine path, and the little egg rushed to Xie Wang Ye's side.

The ghost-faced girl leaned in and whispered, "Sister, you are stupid, you let go of the little villain, what should I do with my antidote?" Although her voice was low, Wang Ye Xie still heard it. He raised his hand casually, and with a "woo", an object flew through the air.

The grimace reached out and took it, and when she looked down, it was a small white gourd.

Xie Wang Ye said: "This medicine can only be applied externally, not orally." Remember, spread evenly over the affected area, and within a few days, your breasts will rot on their own. ”

"Rotten?" Grimace cried, "Don't!"

"Yes!" said Wang Ye Xie solemnly.