There are only sons in the world, and daughters are all torn cotton jackets - Olivia.

Compared to his concealment, Monnie was much more ruthless.

I saw the female man holding another ball and sucking it hard, half of it was hungry, and the other half was still angry.

In Monnie's words, in another eighteen years, the old lady will have it again, and since everyone has it, there is nothing to be polite about.

When Richie had eaten his fill, he saw a row of tooth marks on the red top of the other side, and it hurt to look at it—he and Monnie had grown a few fine teeth three days earlier.

But the female elf didn't seem to realize it, calmly got dressed, and still looked at them with a smile and a loving face: "Little villain, I said, the legendary mage has a very high physique, and your trick is useless to me......"

Before she could finish speaking, Monnie poured urine all over the female mage's body...... I saw that the trickle was scorched and intense, with endless fire, so even Richie suffered. This is undoubtedly a strong protest, and the female man uses her most powerful weapon to give the enemy a powerful response, just to express her inner accusation.

It's another shame to be able to walk staggeringly, let alone control the urethral sphincter precisely, so he and Monnie are now a little uncontrollable, and when they wake up, they often feel wet under their crotch. Of course, Monnie definitely did it on purpose this time.

However, this method is also very weak.

Still smiling, without a hint of impatience or disgust, the elf put Monnie and Richie side by side on the bed, and changed their clothes one by one with her hands, and flicked someone's little chicken by the way.

Someone has nothing to love in life.

"Monnie, next time you two immortals fight, can you not harm me, an innocent person?"

"Are you innocent?!If it weren't for you, would those people be able to trick me into going to a class reunion?!If it weren't for the class reunion, would I have drunk too much?If it hadn't been for too much, would I have been here?!You are innocent?!"

People who know you usually taste a lot from your words. Richie undoubtedly knew Monnie, so he knew that Monnie was homesick.

Crossing seems to be a matter of closing your eyes and opening your eyes and blinking your eyes, but who knows the pain in it?

Instead of arguing with Monnie, Richie quietly sang, "You set foot in the twilight that year...... I want to go back to my hometown, to return to her again, to see her gentleness and kindness, and to soothe my heartache......"

Monnie's reaction was great, she violently struggled out of Olivia's grasp, and fell on Richie at once: "Woo woo...... You bastard, I only have you now...... It's just you! I'm so scared...... Mom, Dad, I miss you!"

Although the female man looks very aggressive, she has a weak heart after all.

Richie waited until she cried and fell asleep before handing her over to Olivia: "I'm sorry, you may not understand this emotion, but she does miss the original world." So please can you be nicer to her, she's just a child after all!"

The elves' dependence on their hometown is not very serious, and there are many elves who will never return to their hometown once they leave their hometown. There is indeed this cultural difference between the new mother and child.

Someone just wanted to remind him, but he didn't expect this person's reaction to be even more violent.

"Wow......"

This is perhaps the worst cry of the legendary mage's life, her pointed little face twisted into a ball, looking ugly, and her expression is aggrieved, like an abandoned stray dog.

"Okay, okay, what a big man. Neither of us meant to blame you, according to our side, this kind of thing is called force majeure. I can't help anyone when I meet it, before, there was a person named Chang'e over there, who was almost as beautiful as you, because he stole a Mai Lisu, he flew to another planet uncontrollably, and it has been more than 5,000 years, and he hasn't come back. ”

"I know it's wrong for me to bring you here, so I want to be nice to you. But none of you think of me as a mother at all! I just want to be closer to you. I didn't expect it to be like this. ”

In the past month, the way the three of them get along is still gradually running-in, and this kind of thing needs time to wear off.

"According to our saying, if you have milk, you are a mother, and since the two of us have eaten your milk, you are naturally our mother. It's just that you see that we are both in our twenties, and there is always shame, so I'm embarrassed to ask you to forgive me. You don't have to worry about Monnie, she just vents her emotions, in fact, she still yearns to be a lady, she used to learn piano, dance and violin when she was a child, but her talent is a little crooked, and then she can only be transferred to a barbarian female warrior, now she is used to it, and she can't change it for a while, it's good slowly, this kind of thing needs to be subtle, and she can't force it. Isn't the last thing you elves lack is time?"

Alas, this is also a girl. Richie felt like he couldn't finish his heart, and he felt like he liked to be a father.

The female elf calmed down a lot, and sobbed aggrievedly: "I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry." According to you, I have a few girlfriends who will come to help me after a while. They are also Legendary-level powerhouses, and I just want you to be recognized by them, which will be of great benefit to you. ”

Richie's eyes lit up with a brush: "Collect money? This is a good idea, we are full moon, one year old, and every year's birthday, can we let them give together? ”

The female elf has become accustomed to the unique way of speaking of the two children: "Neither, it's a letter of recommendation, a letter of recommendation to become a mage, to learn from someone who is as strong as me, or even stronger than me." According to the rules on our side, you can't issue this kind of recommendation letter to your children. I don't have many good friends, and they all have odd tempers, so I want you to win their favor so you can get a letter of recommendation. ”

"Is it so principled? Since everyone is an acquaintance, can't you give some gifts, go through the back door or something?"

Olivia shook her head: "People who embark on the path of truth have their own unique style and rules, and no one would do that. You have to get their approval, this is the only chance. I can help you find other teachers without their recommendations, but they are not always the best. ”

This is also true, being a man, who hasn't insisted on it? Messing around with relationships will only smash their own signboards.

Richie didn't say that he actually made do with finding a different teacher, since he came to this world and found that he was from a very good background, he planned to eat until death, although he yearned for magic, but he was not paranoid. But at this time, talking to a mother who wants her child to go to Peking University and Tsinghua University can go to Wuhan University and Zhejiang University is undoubtedly an act of death.

"I said it earlier, although Monnie didn't graduate from Beiying and Southern University, she still has acting talent, and it's absolutely no problem to dress up. We still lack communication. ”

"Well, I'll pay attention to the method later. If you can make them happy, there will still be a greeting gift. ”

That's right, how can there be a reason to be empty-handed as a guest?