The mother-in-law, who was weaving, suddenly saw four monks coming to spend the night, and shouted: "Sisters, come out and see the man!"

This shout immediately alarmed the three women in the house, and they all ran out of the house, and they all gathered around them as if they had seen some strange treasure. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Xuanzang said: "Several female donors, the poor monk is a monk who went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and now passing by here, I beg to stay overnight." ”

The weaver said, "What a handsome man! If my wife had been born forty years later, he would have been my dish." ”

Xuanzang said: "Old donor, you have to see clearly, I am a monk." ”

The mother-in-law said: "What's wrong with the monk? As long as the limbs are sound, it is a man!"

Another woman said, "Jun is handsome, but he looks sick." If you want me to say, I like that Lei Gong's face more, he looks energetic!"

Another woman said: "That fat-headed and big-eared one is not bad, you can tell that there are goods in your stomach at a glance." ”

Wukong said: "You like fat heads and big ears, don't you? Then you definitely earned it this time! Bajie, show your face to this aunt." ”

The eight precepts have been ordered, the ears are fluted, the mouth is straight, and it is a pig's head.

When the family of four saw this strange image, they couldn't help but exclaim in unison: "Mom, whose piglet has become sperm!"

The four of them shouted as they ran into the house. The woman ran slowly and was caught by Wukong.

Wukong said: "We are just monks passing by, by the way, we will eat some fasting, and we will never harm you, old lady, you can rest assured." ”

The mother-in-law had to nod.

Wukong said again: "Old lady, my master drank some cold water and felt a little sick to my stomach. I wonder if there's a gastroenterologist nearby?"

The woman asked, "What kind of water did he drink?"

Wukong said: "I drink the water from the river in the east." ”

The mother-in-law said, "Really drunk?"

Wukong said: "It's really drunk." ”

The mother-in-law said: "The river water can't be drunk!"

Wukong said: "The water quality is very good, why can't you drink it?"

The mother-in-law said: "The water quality is very good, but it is for women to drink. ”

Wukong said: "Could it be that this drinking water is also different from men and women?"

The mother-in-law said: "Ordinary water is naturally not particular, but the water of that river is very particular." ”

Wukong said: "Please tell me more!"

The mother-in-law said, "This matter has to start from the beginning." We call it Xiliang Women's Country here, there are only women, no men. Since there are no men, how can they be passed on from generation to generation? The reason is that river. That river is called the Zimu River, and in our country, all citizens who have reached the age of 20 can go and drink the water of the Zimu River, and after drinking, they can produce in three days. Your master drank the water of the Zimu River, and he must have been pregnant, so it's useless to find a gastroenterologist for this matter, you can only find an obstetrician and gynecology!"

Xuanzang was shocked after hearing this: "Oh, my good boy, it hurts your father to death!"

Bajie said: "Master, how do you know that it is a son?"

Xuanzang immediately changed his words and said: "Oh, my good girl, it hurts your father to death!"

Wukong smiled: "Look, the master is in a hurry." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, don't talk cool on the side, if you don't think of a move quickly, there will be times when you have a headache!"

Wukong said: "Old lady, do you know where abortion pills are sold?"

The mother-in-law said: "The water of the Zimu River is amazing, and the abortion pill doesn't work." ”

Wukong said: "Since it's useless, it seems that you can only be born." ”

Xuanzang hurriedly said: "If there is a way, there will definitely be a way!"

The mother-in-law said: "There is a way." ”

Xuanzang said: "Female donor, since there is a way, you can say it quickly, don't bring such a big pant." ”

The mother-in-law said: "There is a Xie Yang Mountain due south, there is a Xie Yang Cave on Xie Yang Mountain, and there is a Xie Yang Spring in the Xie Yang Cave. As long as you drink a sip of the spring water of Jieyang Spring, you will naturally be able to relieve the fetal gas. ”

Xuanzang said: "Isn't this spring water an abortion pill!"

The mother-in-law said: "But it's ......."

Xuanzang was about to be mad: "Come again!"

The mother-in-law said, "Listen to me after I finish speaking." It turned out that the spring water was free, but a few years ago, a true immortal came to occupy the Jieyang Cave. Now you have to pay to drink the spring water. ”

Xuanzang said: "Money! As long as money can solve the problem, then it is not a problem!"

Wukong said: "Our team lacks everything, but there is no shortage of money!

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, don't talk nonsense, quickly help the teacher get this spring water back, how much money does he want to give him!"

Wukong immediately asked, "Old lady, how far is this Xie Yang Mountain from here?"

The mother-in-law said, "There are thirty miles." ”

Wukong said: "The two junior brothers protect the master, I will come when I go." ”

When the woman heard that this group of local tyrant monks was going to fetch water, she quickly brought out a big bowl and said, "Since you are going to fetch water, then take more, and if you can't finish drinking, leave some for us." ”

Wukong was surprised: "Old lady, you are so old and still have this mind!

The mother-in-law said, "Where do you want to go!" I mean that now this spring water has a price, and I want to keep it and sell it to make some coffin books. ”

Wukong said: "It turned out that I was thinking about money, which scared me." Don't worry, as long as you take good care of our master, we will never treat you badly. ”

The mother-in-law said, "How do you take care of it? Do you need to make a personal promise? If that's the case, I have to think about it first." ”

Wukong said, "Where do you want to go!" I mean cook for him, don't starve him." ”

The mother-in-law said: "It turned out to be a fasting meal, which scared me." Don't worry, as long as you are rich and capricious, we will never starve him. ”

Wukong turned around and whispered to Wujing: "Senior brother, you protect Master well." Although these women are not small, they still have to be careful. If they have any thoughts about Master, you and Bajie pretend to make faces to scare them. ”

Wujing nodded and agreed, and Wukong took the bowl and walked out of the grass hut through the clouds.

Wukong flew to Jieyang Mountain, looked closely, and saw that the mountain was open, and it was clear at a glance, and he soon found the Jieyang Cave. He pressed the cloud head and walked to the entrance of the cave, where an old Taoist priest was sitting.

Wukong said: "I heard that you are the king of the mountain here?"

The Taoist priest said: "The one who occupies the mountain is my master, and I am just a gatekeeper." ”

Wukong said: "Since you can't be the master, just call your master out." ”

The Taoist priest said vigilantly: "What are you looking for my master?"

Wukong said: "You don't have to be so nervous, I'm just here to ask for some spring water." ”

The Taoist priest said: "Ten taels of gold and a bowl of water, the goods are genuine, Tong Su is not bullied, there is money and water, there is no money and no water." ”

Wukong said: "I have the money, but I just don't want to give it." ”

The Taoist priest said angrily: "I want to drink overlord water!"

Wukong said: "Because I am the ancestor of the robbers, I never make a deal that loses money! ”

The Taoist priest said: "Where did Monk Mao come from, he is so arrogant!"

Wukong said: "The contemptible surname is Sun, and the Monkey King is me." You go in and report it. ”

The Taoist priest saw that Wukong had such confidence in speaking, and immediately did not dare to make a mistake, and went into the cave to report to the master.

When the Taoist priest saw the true immortal, he stepped forward and reported: "Master, there is a monk outside, he wants to beg for water to drink, but he doesn't want to give money. ”

Zhenxian said: "Don't give money, then tell him to get out!"

The Taoist priest said: "Boss, I also want to tell him to get out, but his domineering is quite sufficient, and I look a little flustered." ”

Domineering?

Domineering people are generally divided into three kinds of people, one is a real cheating and domineering character, the second is a charlatan who posts false advertisements everywhere, and the remaining one is a stunned young man who has just debuted and is eager to mix up his popularity and familiar face.

So which of the above does this monk belong to now?

So the true immortal asked vigilantly, "Has he ever reported his name?"

The Taoist priest said: "He said that his surname is Sun, and he is called to be the Monkey King." ”

When the true immortal heard the words 'Monkey King', he immediately jumped up and asked in a loud voice, "Did he really say that?"

The Taoist priest was startled, and hurriedly replied: "It was he who said it, it's none of my business!"

The true immortal didn't say anything more, and took a pair of Ruyi double hooks in his hand, and dodged out of the hole.

He saw Wukong and asked sharply, "Do you want the spring water of Jieyang Spring?"

Wukong fixed his eyes and found that it was a demon fairy, so he smiled: "I thought it was a fairy, but it turned out to be a friend on the road." Let me tell you, my master accidentally drank the water of the Zimu River, and I heard that the spring water of this Jieyang Spring is necessary to relieve the fetal gas. You and I are all mixed up in the rivers and lakes, so why don't you give Lao Sun a thin piece of noodles?"

The demon fairy said: "Sure enough, it's you?"

Wukong said: "Absolutely authentic, like a fake." ”

The demon fairy sneered: "If other friends from the rivers and lakes come, maybe I will give it." If it's you, even if you give money, you won't have water!"

Wukong said, "Where have we met?"

The demon fairy said: "No." ”

Wukong said: "Since you haven't seen it, then why are you targeting me?"

The demon fairy said, "Do you know a man named Red Boy?

Wukong said: "Oh, what does the Mixed World Bull Demon King have to do with you?"

The demon fairy said: "I am his sworn brother." ”

Wukong said: "Oh, speaking of which, everyone is an acquaintance! I am also the sworn brother of the big brother of the Bull Demon!"

The demon fairy said: "Who is a brother with a pit like you!"

Wukong said: "Now that the red boy is the financial director of the Luojiashan branch of the Buddhist Association in the South China Sea, many righteous gods are red-eyed and hot-hearted, how can you say that I cheated him!"

The demon fairy said: "As the saying goes, I'd rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail! How can I be someone else's slave and have the freedom to be the king by myself? Not to mention the ninth generation of the Bull Demon Brother, just the son of the red boy! You are good, you will directly arrest the red child to be a monk." You said it yourself, didn't you do this to kill the queen of his old cow's family!!"