After the red boy captured Xuanzang, he didn't care about Wukong, and Sun Wukong was the only one left at the entire fire scene. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The current Monkey King, like a monkey whose tail has been ignited, jumps up and down with his eyes covered, and all kinds of difficult actions emerge in endlessly.

Uh, I think I'm mistaken about the analogy? Isn't he just a monkey!

In short, it was all kinds of jumps, and finally I accidentally jumped into a small stream.

After a burst of cold water, this time he was finally more sober, and he quickly pinched a trick to avoid the water and dived underwater, and slipped away at a speed.

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When Wukong fled back, Xuanzang had already been captured.

When Bajie saw Wukong, he couldn't help but tease: "Brother Monkey, this relative you recognize is really powerful, and he has actually mastered nuclear technology!"

Wujing also said: "Yes, yes, where is he a red child, he is clearly a nuclear child." ”

Wukong shook his head and said, "He doesn't have any nuclear technology, and he's not a nuclear kid." ”

Bajie said: "Let's say no! There were so many mushroom clouds just now, which is simply a multi-warhead mass firing technology." ”

Wukong exclaimed in frustration, "If I say no, it's not! He's a chemical mist, not a mushroom cloud!"

Bajie Qi said: "Could it be that he is a chemical beast?"

Wukong said: "I guess not. I had heard him laugh arrogantly, saying that what was wrong was probably caused by mistake. The stone liquid he used, I also have the back mountain of Huaguo Mountain, and I usually use it as a lamp, but I didn't expect this thing to be able to produce such a strong smoke after the catalytic effect of the Samadhi real fire. ”

Bajie said: "Amazing! Amazing! Legendary biological and chemical weapons." What can I do?"

Wukong said: "Senior brother, don't worry, let's start from the beginning." ”

Wujing asked, "Master won't be in danger, right?"

Wukong said: "This month happens to be the eighteen protectors Jialan on duty, and their eighteen Arhat formations are well defended, and this little kid will definitely not be able to break the defense." ”

Bajie said: "That's not a problem, we have to rescue the master quickly to be serious." ”

Wukong said: "Alas, I also want to save it, but my eyesight has deteriorated so much now, and everything I see is ghosted." The two of you can't defend against his samadhi true fire, it's difficult, it's difficult. ”

Wujing smiled: "The two brothers are also confused. ”

Bajie asked, "Why are you confused?"

Wujing said: "Since he can attack with fire, then can't we attack with water?"

Wukong said: "How to use it?"

Wujing said: "I went with the second senior brother to challenge him, and made an appointment with the dragon king to rain in the sky, and his fire will not work." That's called beating a child on a rainy day, and being idle is also idle. ”

Bajie said: "Senior brother, I think it's you who are confused!"

Wujing said: "Why am I confused?"

Bajie said: "Although you have also been a water monster in the Liusha River for so many years, if you want to mention the use of water, you are not as professional as me." You don't want to think about it, I'm a top student who graduated from Tianhe Water Conservancy College!"

Wujing said: "So what?"

Bajie said: "The true fire of Samadhi is a divine fire, even the gods are burned to death, how can it be extinguished by ordinary water? If you challenge the monsters according to your method, you will die an ugly death!"

Wujing said: "I see. So what should I do?"

Bajie said: "If you want to deal with this fire, it's not impossible." For example, the weak water around Fenglin Continent can extinguish it, and there are some other rare materials that can also restrain this true fire. In addition, there are some powerful treasures that can absorb real fire. However, this kind of high-end treasure is very rare. ”

Wukong said: "Senior brother, don't say it so complicated. My eye disease is just a trivial matter, and it will be fine to recuperate for a day or two. I'll deal with this youkai when the time comes. ”

Bajie said: "But what if the red boy really eats the master?"

Wukong said: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll say hello to Eighteen Jialan and tell them to spend more time, so that the guarantee master won't have any accidents." ”

Bajie gloated and said: "Hey, hey, this is called the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime is inescapable! ”

Wukong refuted: "How can anyone who travels west to learn scriptures without enduring hardships? Besides, it's not the first time he's been caught. ”

Bajie pouted and said, "This monkey has been brainwashed by the Buddha and already has masochistic tendencies. ”

Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, when has this been, and you are still raising the bar here." Let's hurry up and heal Brother Monkey's injuries!"

Wukong said: "No, no, you go and set up a tent and bury the pot to cook." I'll just rest on my own. ”

So the three of them went their own way.

On this side, the red boy caught Xuanzang and went home. As fast as the wind, the little demon hurried out to greet him.

The red boy said: "It's as fast as the wind, this time thanks to your idea, you were able to catch Tang Seng back." According to the previous agreement, I will call you Brother Rufeng, we will share blessings and difficulties in the future, and we will never break our promises. ”

Fast as the wind: "The king ......"

Red Boy interrupted him and said, "Call Big Brother!"

Fast as the wind said: "Congratulations to the eldest brother, congratulations to the eldest brother! The eldest brother is going home quickly, and we will toast the eldest brother together!"

The red boy threw Xuanzang on the ground, and immediately a little demon came up and tied it firmly and carried it back to the hole. The red boy also returned to the cave under the hug of the little demons.

As soon as he entered the cave, there was already a little demon who set up a banquet and prepared to celebrate. The red boy said: "Quickly bring Tang Seng up to me, I want to humiliate him well, and be ashamed of him!"

Kuai Rufeng hurriedly said, "Big brother, don't you want to eat this Tang monk meat?"

Red Boy said: "Naturally, you have to eat." But I want to invite my father over to eat with me. It's a pity that my mother doesn't like human flesh, otherwise please come and taste it together!"

Fast as the wind said: "Since you want to eat, you can't frighten him." ”

The red boy said, "What do you say?"

As fast as the wind: "This Tang Seng is a mortal, he can't be frightened, and he can't be beaten." If you are scared to death, the effect of the great tonic will be damaged, and you can't draw it, and you can't draw it. ”

The red boy said: "Can't be scared, let alone fight?"

Fast as the wind: "I can't be scared, and I can't fight." Even if you are slightly frightened, the meat will be sour and not tasty. ”

The red boy said: "No! This Tang monk has insulted me too much, I have to avenge this revenge!"

Fast as the wind said: "If that's the case, there is a way." But you have to give him hope to live, so that you don't scare him to death. ”

The red boy said, "Brother Xian, what should I do about this?"

Fast as the wind said: "Big brother, you can deceive him." Let's just say that you didn't want to kill him, but just wanted a small revenge, so that you wouldn't scare him to death. ”

The red boy said: "Okay, just follow your method! When you are ready, you will carry Tang Seng up!"

As fast as the wind, I will arrange it immediately. After a while, everything was arranged, and the red boy knew.

The red boy said: "Little ones, go and carry Tang Seng up for me!"

The little demons brought Xuanzang up, and the red boy personally stepped forward to untie Xuanzang and shouted handsome guys.

Xuanzang said: "Pretty boy, which one are you singing?"

Red Boy said: "Handsome guy, I specially invited you to meet and chat, you don't have to meet like this, right?"

Xuanzang said: "Did you invite me like this? Even dragging and dragging made me feel uncomfortable." ”

The red boy said: "I'm used to being a monster, and I can't change it for a while." You're a high-ranking monk, you can't be so stingy, right?"

Xuanzang said: "You just went on a killing spree, and you don't know how many creatures on this mountain have been harmed! ”

The red boy said, "All the birds and beasts on this mountain are food from my mouth, and if you die, you will die." Big brother, I'm a monster, not a monk, do you call me a vegetarian?"

Xuanzang said: "Who is your eldest brother, don't scream as soon as possible! You caught me, what kind of calculation did you play?"

The red boy said: "Holy monk, you are my Uncle Sun's master, what do I think of you? It's just that because he has yin against me, I am not convinced, and I want to get this field back." As the king of the mountain, the most important thing is a matter of face. ”

Xuanzang said: "Then I hit your head, do you want to get it back?"

The red boy said: "Look at what you said! You are a drunkard, you are giving me guidance, how can I meet your anger?"

With that, he turned and commanded, "Go and call me in." ”

Immediately, a little demon went to call the anxious fire in. This anxious is also the confidant of the red boy.

As soon as he entered the hall in a hurry, he asked, "My lord, do you want to eat Tang monk meat?" Do you want to eat it steamed or stir-fried?"

The red boy took two steps forward, and it was an ear scraper that slapped over, and the hit was as fast as fire, and his eyes went straight to Venus.

After he finished fighting, he reprimanded: "The holy monk is my Uncle Sun's master, how can you steam and eat? I asked you to come in and toast the holy monk to make amends, you know how to eat, eat, eat!"

The red boy turned his head to Xuanzang again and said, "Teacher Tang, my henchman is a straightforward person, and he is rough in his work, don't be angry with him." ”

Xuanzang secretly said in his heart: "Okay, you red boy, colluding with the little demon to tease me, I want to see what tricks you want to play." ”

So he said, "There's no need to toast, I'm a monk and I never drink." ”

The red boy said, "Since you don't drink, let's sit down and eat." I'm in a hurry, please take a seat with Mr. Tang!"

Anxious as a fire, he said with a bitter face: "King, I am usually used to killing people and setting fires, where will I serve people." ”

Red Boy thought to herself, "That's what I want!"

So he pretended to say, "Can't you learn! You should change your impatient temperament." ”

Anxious as fire, he said: "King, if this character has changed, then my name should also be changed." You can just call me soft as cotton in the future. ”

The red boy said: "Where is there so much nonsense! Go and serve Teacher Tang!"

In a hurry, he took the order, put the bench in a good position, and dragged Xuanzang to the bench.

Xuanzang is also helpless. Now people are swordsmen, and I am fish and meat, so there are only generals.

The red boy said, "Teacher Tang, what do you think of these dishes I prepared?"

Xuanzang looked at the seven or eight dishes in front of him, but they were also exquisitely made. So he asked, "Why is this boiled tofu so weird?"

The red boy laughed: "Holy monk, you really know how to joke." How can there be tofu in the banquet I set up? This dish is called diving monkey brain. ”

Xuanzang felt a chill in his heart, and he secretly thought: "This little kid has a nice mouth to say, but in fact, he is here to disgust me." I didn't bother to play such a childish trick with him, so I just pretended to be unconscious. ”

So he tilted his head and fainted.

Anxious as fire, he said: "King Qiqi, this Tang monk was frightened and fainted. ”

The red boy said: "It's not fun, it's not fun, this Tang Seng is too scared." ”

Fast as the wind said: "Not really." If it is according to your method, it is estimated that he will be scared to death directly!"

Red Boy said: "When he wakes up, I have to find a way to comfort him, lest the meat be sour, and it will be really unpalatable." ”

Fast as the wind said: "It's also easy. As long as you serve him with good food every day, and then reveal some rumors by the way, it is said that Sun Monkey challenges at the entrance of the cave every day, and he will naturally have expectations. ”

Red Boy said, "Well, that's a good idea. Now, it's time to inform my father. Recently, my response bug has been ineffective since childhood, and I don't know what's going on. How do you think I'm going to tell my father? ”

Fast as the wind said: "Mine too, maybe it's because of the weather, the signal is not good." Big brother, why don't you send me there, I'm willing to go and invite the boss back." ”

The red boy said: "You kid doesn't have a long memory! Don't call the boss king in the future, call him godfather!"

Fast as the wind said: "I'm afraid that he won't recognize me as a godson." ”

The red boy said: "I sent you to invite him to eat Tang monk's meat, where will he not be happy." If you have a sweet mouth, you will be able to make him happy. Alright, gossip, you are on your way, go and come back quickly. ”

Fast as the wind: "Then the monkey they ......"

The red boy said, "Ignore what they do." When we ate Tang Seng, they broke up by themselves. ”

Fast as the wind said: "This is also true." However, it is a long way to go to Jilei Mountain, and it will take three days to reach it at the earliest. “

Red Boy said: "Three days is three days, it's nothing, it's nothing." As soon as you find your father, you'll be back soon. ”

This fast as the wind is the most efficient way to do things, and after listening to the instructions, he immediately took a few little demons to the Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain to invite the Bull Demon King.