Chapter 112: A Bunch of Lewd Ascendants
It was not enough for half a day, and after only a short while, they returned to the square.
"The Squirting God is back!"
"Quick, everybody stand up!"
Looking at the big scene in front of him, Kong Qionglou was a little angry, because the people had stopped fighting, and the dust was still faintly dispersed. Wang Taichu rubbed his eyes, a little reluctant to believe it. Under the gaze of those people, it seemed that his face sank and turned his back...... Raise your ass a little?!
Wait for someone to kick.
He is the king of people, and when he loses a bet, he will never be relegated.
Kong Qionglou rolled his eyes and jumped away, and said, "Ahem, the king of people, please respect yourself!"
In the beginning, shock.
"Oh, don't, don't be, handsome king, isn't Lao Tzu joking with you...... Please stop your anger!!"
If he hadn't just given him a lotus flower, this guy would have killed Kong Qionglou ten times when he went crazy.
But he still lost the bet.
Those who wanted to leave had left, but there were still eight or nine thousand people left. One by one, they stood straight, like troops waiting to be reviewed. But the atmosphere is not solemn, because where everyone stands, there is a circle. It was as accurate as Kong Qionglou expected, there were more, but he didn't expect that there would be five or six thousand more!
Initially, it did experience a fierce but brief dog fight. Nearly 10,000 people fought with each other, stirred up dust everywhere, and scolded again and again. But everyone soon found out that you came and went, all kinds of bombardments, and most of the circles on the ground were erased in an instant.
After that, a lewd guy had a whim, and he actually drew one by himself, and stood inside with a smug face. The rest of the people were all shocked, how could they still be so shameless? Then they suddenly woke up: You can draw, we can't, so we still grab a fart?
"Everyone, please be careful about the distance!"
"This fellow Daoist, please get away, can you not draw next to Lao Tzu?"
"Phew, this immortal is biased, your family's land?!"
The god specially explained not to hurt each other's lives, so the battle was far from tragic, and it was a bit too much to say that it was fierce. Even if Kong Qionglou asked them to fight each other, these guys probably wouldn't listen.
......
Wang Taichu's expression was complicated, and he snorted: "These hateful guys. ”
Even though the battlefield had become potholed, the three thousand circles were also laid out with ease. However, if people put on a little snack and shake the floating soil on the surface, they will find that every circle is embedded in the ground for 10,000 meters, and 3,000 cylinders have been divided into the ground. Moreover, he remembered the position of each circle!
As long as Kong Qionglou nodded, the truth and falsehood were distinguished.
It's not that people underestimate the Taichu Battle Skills of the Human King, but they decide to fool together. It's best to be able to fool around, and it's not a big deal if you can't, at most you can do it again. Everyone had a surprising tacit understanding, and they were also sure that even if Kong Qionglou could tell the heavens, he couldn't get together a few thousand heads to fool him!
"You're drawing circles?"
Kong Qionglou didn't say anything, walked into the crowd and stopped beside a soarer with triangular eyes and one-word eyebrows, and was laughed at angrily: "I said, can you be serious about fraud, this damn thing, it's almost time to catch up with the table!"
The triangular eyes had a flattering expression, and he was apprehensive and excited: "No, can't you attract your old attention?
"Ahaha...... You're pretty good at calculating. Kong Qionglou looked up to the sky and laughed, and found that the triangular eyes and cheap face were very familiar, as if he was looking in the mirror, and he was disgusted by nothing. As soon as he turned around and snorted at the monkey, the monkey and the second fool rushed up and began to beat him, "However, getting my attention is not necessarily a good thing!"
He shuttled through the crowd like this, looking at the people in front of him, and at the circle of fraud under their feet.
"Hey, the circles of the two of you overlap. ”
A man and a woman, holding hands, embedded in circles.
The man saluted Kong Qionglou in a respectful tone: "We know, but we just don't want to be separated." ”
The woman nodded, "Yes." ”
Kong Qionglou had an understanding expression: "Then why don't you just stand in a circle?"
Before the two could speak, he had already walked by. It didn't take long for him to burst into laughter again, and there was a person who only drew half of the circle under his feet, eight or nine thousand people, and he was the only one who couldn't finish it: "Everyone else is done, you can't even do a fake circle, are you embarrassed to fight for immortality?"
"Sorry to blow back, because I'm rounder than they painted. ”
Kong Qionglou looked down and saw that it was indeed very round, this person was probably an obsessive-compulsive disorder, so he beckoned and shouted over there: "Dead monkey, spare the triangular eyes, come and beat this." ”
Obsessive-compulsive disorder was fearless, but said, "Yes, but can you let me finish the circle first." It's only half, and it's too awkward to look at. And that guy, you see he's drawn in an ellipse, can I help him draw a new one?"
"Okay!"
So, Kong Qionglou didn't wait for the monkey to come, so he beat him up with his own hands.
Wang Taichu's expression was complicated, seeing that there was no shortage of fairy wind bones and dignified appearances, but how similar was the obscenity revealed in his bones to Kong Qionglou?
Maybe it's hard to beat, but it's similar!
The people who left were the team he really wanted, and although there were many strong people in these people, they were really not satisfied. What's even more disappointing is that none of those scattered cultivators on the star list are willing to stay. It's not because it's stupid, it's just that it's on the star list, and I have the most intuitive feeling for the terrifying combat power of those big guys!
What the king of people did was tantamount to a bit of shouting, and he didn't want to get involved.
"Hahaha...... Any idea why I'm laughing?!"
Kong Qionglou is very satisfied.
Still walking back to the high mound, he summoned the people over, and laughed maniacally for a long time before he said, "I laugh because you are all funny." That's good, when you die, my heart won't hurt. ”
The eight major forces each chose 3,000, and this number was obviously not picked out randomly, and most of them may not be able to live. In case there are restrictions on the number of people crossing the sea, or if the major forces want to control the passage...... Those truths, there is no need for Kong Qionglou to say, and those who stay also understand them.
But there are nine thousand here, and they refuse to go.
"Don't worry, at that time, it will be difficult to live horizontally and vertically anyway, so it's better to give your life to someone you can trust!"
"Yes, we may not be strong, and we may not be good-looking, but we are just like you. There is a head on the top of the neck, and there are two eyes and a pair of ears on the head, which hurts when you are beaten, and laughs when you are happy. As long as you don't treat our lives as grass, as ashes, as half-buried bones in the soil...... We're with you!"
"Not in vain. ”
"Well, it's not for nothing......"
The chaotic response eventually became three words, and most of them knew that they might not have an immortal life. So I didn't ask much, and I was very cautious and didn't dare to raise my voice. But even this murmur that does not need to be deliberately sensational, from nine thousand into one sentence, is also dyed with a bit of solemnity and tragedy.
"Humph!"
Failed to last.
A soft hum sounded in the ears of nine thousand people at the same time, interrupting the murmuring either with disdain or with mercilessness.
Kong Qionglou and Wang Taichu frowned in unison, it was Lu Shu's voice. They turned their heads and looked in the direction of the mansion of the two-sleeved immortals, and saw that the big men were walking in this direction. Still with Emperor Lu in the lead, the general followed, and Zhang Fuyi followed behind the Blade Fairy and Zhang Xian'er.
The crowd was separated, and no one even dared to look directly at the figure of the group, like a group of children who had done something wrong!
I had to stare at my toes.
Lu Huang smiled slightly, led everyone up the dirt slope, walked to the opposite side of Kong Qionglou and stopped, glanced at several companions around him, and bowed his head slightly.
Kong Qionglou also bowed in return, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Wow, Emperor Lu really deserves to be the emperor of the human race." Just the way I walk is ......."
"Let your people go, come with us!"
Lu Huang glanced at the crowd below and only saw a group of useless. interrupted his exaggeration: "Kong Shangshen, you and I are both friends of Mr. Zijin, and the Sword God and the Holy Buddha are both friends with you, and the emperor is also willing to take you to the Valley of Eternal Silence." Let's go across the sea together, these people are useless. ”
Long Tianji shouted: "Don't forget to bring the dragon tendons of this dragon, is there a dragon ball in this mermaid's mouth?" We are all friends of my husband, and I can't afford to treat you badly. ”
The Turtle Lord chimed in: "Well, bring the mermaids. ”
Zhang Fuyi also said: "You saved Xian'er, and you knew to repay your kindness at the last moment, and the lady is grateful to you, so it doesn't hurt to count." ”
Holy Buddha Namaten: "Good!"
Isn't it a little late to invite you at this time?!
Kong Qionglou found that when they spoke, their eyes were swirling on the wine jar, phoenix crown, dragon tendon, fire spear and other treasures, and they couldn't help but look funny, staring at Emperor Lu and said: "I am the supreme descendant of the poet immortal, and Mr. Zijin and my teacher know each other. I gave him the first book of war in ancient times, and he taught me the secret method of preaching. He invited me to eat and drink, and I invited him to sleep...... As for friends, I can barely be considered half a junior. ”
The implication couldn't be clearer, you just avoided the disaster in that courtyard, I'm afraid you can't be friends with Mr. Zijin, only I am worthy.
This is true.
But he also slapped him in the face.
From second on the star list, all the way to ninth.
"Emperor, please take the first step, I will go to the Valley of Eternal Silence. How could I be so much fun to fight the dead together? But not myself, but nine thousand of us together. Kong Qionglou pouted and thought for a while, then changed his words: "Otherwise, several of them are characters who have experienced a catastrophe." My team has just gathered, and it is not easy to lead, and there is just a lack of experienced people to beat. Stay and join us, let's all go to immortality together?!"
Lu Shu stepped up, but his body did not show earth-shattering momentum, and before he even could settle down, it was like a whole piece of heaven had collapsed!
That's when it happened.
Mai Jiangu took a step across, happened to be in the middle of the two, pointed at Kong Qionglou and scolded: "You, you stinky rascal, I don't know what to do." You dare to defile your aunt's body with your eyes, I'll fight with you!" Although she said so, she retreated in horror, wanting to pounce into Lu Shu's arms and take advantage of the opportunity.
Lu Shu frowned and dodged sideways.
This commotion stopped the atmosphere of the collapse of the day!
Lu Huang was about to say something, but his face changed slightly, and so did the other big men, and they turned in that direction at the same time.
...... The direction of the Ten Thousand Demon Tower, between heaven and earth, stretched out a black line at some point.