Chapter 10: This Fish Can't Be Eaten!

At the dinner table, there were six people, six mouths, and six pairs of eyes, they stared at the only two plates of green vegetables, a lump of tofu and a salted fish, and hurriedly swallowed the saliva in their mouths, feeling that such a little dish was definitely not enough to eat, and I was afraid that they would have to move faster to eat the dishes.

Yu Wuxian looked at Niu Hukou, and glanced at the mentally handicapped brothers on both sides, and suddenly felt that the rumors were true, and Niu Hukou was going to die!!

"Ahem... Ahem, Your Highness, the old minister didn't know that you would come, so he didn't prepare a delicious meal, I hope you don't mind, the old minister has always advocated frugality, and doesn't like extravagance and waste, so please Your Highness will take a look, so you don't have to go to stir-fry again!"

Niu Huhu was very nervous, for fear of being asked to fry a few more dishes, and before Yu Wuxian could speak, he hurriedly said: "Your Highness, you eat greasy in the palace, and we old ministers are worried about your body, so let's eat light, so we can rest assured!"

He deliberately said "we" very seriously, also in order to take out the rest of the dozen or so old ministers to suppress Yu Wuxie, so that he would not have to fry a few more dishes and let him consume them.

Mrs. Niu on the side is not easy to speak, she knows her master's virtue, even if the first king came back then, she didn't get a bargain, how could this fish mystery that didn't grow all her hair be able to fight her own master, so she was still silent, so as not to make her master unhappy.

And Yu Wuxian was full of smiles, and said secretly: "This old fellow! He is so slammed, but this is the first time that this king has come to his house as a guest, and he actually wants to send me away with two plates of green vegetables, a lump of tofu milk, and a salted fish, hum! I still eat it, and I won't give you any fish bones!"

He was about to move his chopsticks to pick up the salted fish, but was stopped by another pair of chopsticks, he couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, looking at Niu Hukou, and his muscles jumped: "Uncle Niu, what do you mean!"

He couldn't believe that Niu Hu actually used chopsticks to hold his chopsticks, and Mrs. Niu and Niu Ruhua were eating vegetables and tofu by themselves as if they hadn't seen it, and they were still eating with relish.

"Alas, Your Highness, this salted fish can't be eaten yet!"

Niu Huhu was serious, clamping Yu Wuxie's chopsticks, not letting go at all, no matter what kind of eyes Yu Wuxian revealed, he was calm and stalemate, just didn't want the salted fish to fall into Yu Wuxie's bowl.

The fish was innocent, and he didn't smile, and asked, "Oh, Uncle Niu, when can you tell me when this fish can be eaten?"

There was a hint of menace in his voice, as if to say, "Oh you, if you don't give this fish to this king, this king will be able to clean you up!"

The dignified regent of Yunmeng Kingdom couldn't even eat a salted fish, even if Niu Hu was the king of the door, if there was no reason, he couldn't stop Yu Wuxian from eating his salted fish.

"Your Highness, once a month in the morning, isn't Your Highness afraid of something unpleasant?"

Niu Hukou smiled, did not show the slightest anger, but his tone was extremely cold, as if threatening the innocence of the fish, his eyes seemed to say: "Stinky boy, if you dare to eat my fish, I will beat you with a dozen other old guys in the early dynasty!"

This......

Yu Wuxian was suddenly stunned, he was a little lacking in confidence, when he thought of the dozen or so obscene middle-aged uncles, he couldn't help but shudder, if he was really beaten by this group of people in the early dynasty, then he would definitely not be able to get out of bed for half a month, this group of people was beaten by a dead hand, and they would definitely leave him with half a life!

"Hehe, Uncle Niu, I still have to give this king a reason!"

He really had no choice, so he hurriedly found a step down, if the bull account bite and hold on, then he will occupy a rational word, and he can approve the bullfighting account.

But the ideal is always very plump, and before he finished stealing the joy, Niu Hu opened his mouth to explain: "Your Highness, do you know how this fish came from?"

The fish was innocent and thought, "How the hell do I know how it came to be!!"

"I don't know, how did it get here?"

He replied helplessly, but he didn't know that he had already landed.

Niu Hukou saw that he had entered the trap, and immediately explained: "This fish was put down by the people in the fish pond last spring, and it is one of the thousands of fish, but it is fed by the people with hard work, and every trace of meat is the hard work of the people, so we can't just use it to eat, we should make the best use of it!"

"Your Highness, please look, we sandwich a trace of greens, and then look at the salted fish, thinking that we are eating salted fish, isn't it that the greens we eat have the taste of salted fish, so that we can not only taste the taste of salted fish, but also make the best use of it, and when the salted fish really can't be preserved, we can eat it again, wouldn't it be good?"

After he finished speaking, he grinned sourly, as if he was not eating green vegetables, but delicious salted fish, which was simply unbearable and outrageous.

"Hehe, that's true, Uncle Niu is right, this is thrifty, the empire has a minister like you, it's really a blessing!"

Yu Wuxian felt uncomfortable in his heart, but he still had to say some good things, so as not to be beaten in the future, but he secretly scolded in his heart: "This is really good, I have never seen such a picking! I'm afraid the door is broken, so picking, no wonder the dead ghost father only came once!"

He looked at the plate of salted fish helplessly, shook his head, just wanted to clip a trace of greens, but found that the greens were gone, he was very surprised to look at the fish Dongfeng and Yuxi River on the side, these two boys had a big mouthful in their mouths, like horses eating grass.

Eat a fart!

Yu Wuxie's face turned blue with anger, and he almost didn't drop his chopsticks and left, but when he thought of his empty stomach, he looked at the rice in his bowl again, and ate it one bite at a time with tears in his eyes.

Mrs. Niu sighed, as if this situation was exactly the same as when the previous king came here, the two fathers and sons of the Yu family did not get a bargain, and they both lost to their husbands.

Yu Xifeng looked at his brother Wang, couldn't help frowning, opened his mouth and said: "Brother Wang, I didn't expect you to like to eat white rice so much, you see you crying when you eat it, I also think this meal is delicious!"

His saliva splashed, and the flying fish innocently covered his face with vegetable leaves, and he couldn't bear to look at it directly. Yu Dongfeng hurriedly took out the handkerchief, wiped it for Yu Wuxie, and then washed the handkerchief with the water of the kettle, and wiped it again to wipe the vegetable leaves clean.

He looked at Yuxihe helplessly, and admonished: "Xihe, although the food here is delicious, but we still don't come next time, in case Brother Wang doesn't leave here, who will we follow in the future?

Yu Xihe was stunned for a moment, and felt that it made sense, so he nodded and agreed.

Hearing such a conversation, Niu Ruhua couldn't sit still, and asked with a smile: "Is this rice so delicious?" I remember that this is the rice that was placed next to the thatched house a few years ago, does it really have a taste?"

Vomit......!

Yu Wuxian asked, his stomach was tumbling, he couldn't eat it anymore, he glared at Niu Ruhua, and then looked at the triumphant Niu Hukou, his already black face was even darker, he wanted to kill Niu Hukou, but he was afraid that he would not manage the Hukou and finances for Yun Mengguo in the future, which made him only think about it and dare not do it.

"Uncle Niu, I'm really sorry, this king bothered you, I don't see it's too early, it's time to go back to the palace, go first, don't send me!"

He hurriedly led Yu Dongfeng and Yu Xihe away, he didn't want to continue to be here, and continued to be attacked by Niu Ruhua, the Niu family is simply full of tacit understanding, it is worthy of whether a family does not enter the door, this family is absolutely gone.

After he left, Niu Hu looked at the sun hanging in the sky, and said with a smile: "There are still a few hours before the sky is dark, His Highness is actually gone, it seems that you can fry meat at night!"

He smiled arrogantly, looking scheming, and his appearance was full of slamming in the eyes of his wife.

Mrs. Niu looked at the three Yu Wuxian brothers who had already walked away, and couldn't help frowning, and said secretly: "It's really bitter Your Highness, you met such a courtier......

(To be continued)