"Vomit ......"

At night, the city is colorful, with a man and a woman sitting side by side on the side of the road.

"If you can't drink it, don't drink so much, why do you say that you are a girl from a big man's family fighting for wine?"

The man who spoke silently draped his coat over the woman.

The woman didn't appreciate it, and shook off her clothes with a flick of her shoulders: "You want to take care of it?!"

Li Qi was very depressed, he knew that he shouldn't care about the life or death of this girl who didn't know what to do, he picked up his clothes and put them on himself again, looked at the lights of ten thousand homes, and couldn't help but regret a little: Why did you block so much wine for this dead woman just now?

Then he kicked a foot over: "Don't you see me throwing up?!Why don't you buy me a bottle of water?"

"What if you throw up? The child is not mine. Where am I going to buy you water on this big night?"

"Shameless!"

Since he knew that he wanted to rinse his mouth with water, which meant that he was not very drunk, Li Qi was ready to stand up and leave. At this time, a person patted him on the shoulder, and before he could see who it was, a card was stuffed into his hand: "Dude, the room is opened for you, it's next door." Whether you can reunite depends on your performance tonight, brother, I can only help you get here. ”

Without waiting for Li Qi to speak, the living Lei Feng had already disappeared into the vast sea of people.

Monnie's Danfeng eyes were raised, and her hazy drunken eyes were a little confused: "What? You're going to do me tonight? You damn bastards have really turned bad, and you've only been graduating for two years and have learned to open a house and make a date?

Li Qi was a little impatient and pushed Monnie's leg away: "Don't talk nonsense, I feel sick to your stomach when I see you, and you still have a fart! Everyone is in the same city, and it's not easy to have a class reunion, people are benevolent and righteous! I didn't let him do this, it's my business?!"

It's been more than two years since I broke up, and I should have seen it a long time ago. Continuing the previous edge or something is a Korean drama, sprinkling dog blood will get a terminal illness, and young people still want to live a long life.

"Yo! That's not what you said when you were having a casual meal! Do you forget who put his arms around my neck and cried and shouted to be my boyfriend? At that time, several people were dragging you together, and they couldn't pull you away. Forget about it in the blink of an eye?"

The corners of Li Qi's mouth twitched, a little embarrassed. He drank too much at the graduation dinner, and he couldn't remember a few more than he could control, and his reputation was lost!

"I don't remember. ”

Monnie's eyes were marked with obvious contempt: "I said you're too unmanly, aren't you?" It seems that the old lady was right to dump you in the first place. ”

"You figured it out, it was Lao Tzu who dumped you in the first place!"

"You really don't have a good memory, obviously because you can't tell the difference between the towel you wipe your feet and the towel you wipe your face, so my mother dumped you!"

"Fart! It's a year older than me on your ID card, but you lied to me and said that you were a year younger than me!

"Nonsense! You never wash your socks after playing!"

"You are a woman who actually went to study architecture, and you had to run a construction site for an internship, and your skin was darker than that of an African, and you still had biceps! Who can bear it?"

"Hah! You are a big man who learns mechanics, and you can't beat me, and a woman is embarrassed to say, I don't know how I fell blind to you in the first place?"

This is slander! Obviously Lao Tzu was drunk, and when he accidentally got up to pee, he used the trash can as a toilet, and then you kicked him in the rental house, so he couldn't beat you?

Which one of the heroes from the School of Mechanical Engineering is not a hero who is not a million enemies? Given the heroic troops who dare to charge at the city management with a wrench, you building departments with bricks dare to slander?

"Who is blind? If it weren't for the fact that there is only one girl in our department, and a fat girl of 180 pounds, I would be looking for you?"

"What's wrong with me? I'm a flower!"

"Yes, you are only three women, and one has a long beard, you are too faceless. ”

"The surname is Li, do you want to fight!"

The voices of the two became louder and louder, and finally someone next to them couldn't see it.

A rickety young man pointed at the two of them with a wine bottle and scolded: "On Singles' Day, you have to show your affection on the street!

Monnico can single-handedly pick up a woman from the 'elite soldiers of the heroic army who charged against the city management', and her fierce life does not need to be explained, and if she is not satisfied, she just does: "What's wrong with showing affection?

Bang!

"Damn! Thunder in winter, it's really a special manifestation. 110What about saving people...... Brothers, I have special abilities!"