Chapter 74: There Are No Thieves in the World
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Chapter 74: There Are No Thieves in the World
Zhu Youxiao was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly lifted his pants. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Xiaoxi "woo" twice, covered his face and ran upstairs.
Yue Curious sighed: "You two are not young anymore, just talking about it, it's really unbearable!"
The shopkeeper said: "Yes, guest officer, the upper room is empty, you can open the room, it doesn't cost a few dollars, why bother!
Zhu Youxiao said angrily: "Bastard, do you know who I am? I am today's ...... Officials. ”
The shopkeeper said: "This is even worse, if someone takes a picture and posts it on the Internet, you will be shuanggui!"
Zhu Youxiao said coldly: "In the middle of the night, you don't sleep, what do you want?"
The shopkeeper looked at his face and said with a smile: "Don't get me wrong, I'm just here to remind you." As the so-called shop thief, you pay more attention to your luggage and parcels, we have pickpockets here!"
Yue smiled curiously: "There are no thieves in the world, where are there pickpockets?" Besides, we didn't have any luggage, it's okay." ”
"Oh no! Come on, Miss has been stolen!" Xiaoxi shouted as she ran in a panic.
The shopkeeper frowned: "What era is it, and there is still a stealing lady? This person can spend some money, but he can't spend a few dollars, why bother, I'm really ......"
"What's going on?" Bu Qingyun appeared at the top of the stairs in disheveled clothes. I thought that he was awakened by Xiaoxi's scream in his sleep, and before he could get dressed, he hurriedly walked out.
"The young lady was just about to take off her clothes, when she suddenly ...... Jumping through the window a man in black, he ...... He couldn't help but say something, and took the young lady away!" Xiaoxi spoke intermittently, obviously palpitating.
Yue was curious and said angrily: "You know martial arts, why don't you stop it?!"
Xiaoxi blushed and said, "That person looks ...... It's handsome, it's stupid, it's cute, it's cool, I'm ...... I can't resist it!"
Bu Qingyun groaned: "Miss Long must have been kidnapped by a thief. However, it's already so late, where can she go?" As soon as the words fell, Long Yuyu's cry for help was heard.
A few people flew upstairs and looked out of the window, only to see a black shadow holding Long Yumu jumping and undulating on the roof of a farmhouse not far away.
Xiao Xi praised it: "This person has such a high light skill and such a graceful figure, it's great!"
Bu Qingyun snorted coldly: "Lewd thief, where to go?!" was about to take a step, when he suddenly heard a "boom". His heart froze, and he turned his head to look, only to see Yue Qian sweeping towards the black-clothed man like a rocket, and streams of blue smoke accompanied by Mars continued to shoot out from his jiri.
"Fly with a fart? Damn, I'm really a god. With that, Bu Qingyun tiptoed a little bit, and flew out of the window. Although his light skills have reached the realm of stepping on the snow without a trace, but it is not snowing at this time, when he landed on the roof of someone's house, he accidentally stepped on six thick tiles of people's house.
After running for miles, a palace appeared on the dirt slope in front of him, a magnificent and splendid courtyard like a palace. The lintel is carved with three large characters with beautiful handwriting - Siyue Palace.
Yue was curious and didn't look at it, he walked in a hurry, Bu Qingyun grabbed him, and said in a low voice, "What do you want to do?"
Yue said curiously: "I saw with my own eyes that the man in black climbed over the wall and entered, let's go in too." ”
Bu Qingyun said: "No! Do you know what kind of place this is?" Yue raised his eyes curiously and said, "Siyue Palace, what's wrong?"
Bu Qingyun said again: "Do you know what kind of place Siyue Palace is?"
Yue smiled curiously: "Don't you even know this? Siyue Palace is ...... I don't know. ”
Bu Qingyun muttered: "It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that the palace master of this Siyue Palace has extremely high martial arts, and there are few opponents in the world, so we can't rush in!"
Yue said curiously: "Someone has to go in...... How about a fist?" Bu Qingyun said: "Okay, baggage, scissors, hammer, one hammer!" Yue said curiously: "No one is allowed to play tricks, start!"
Bu Qingyun suddenly shouted: "I won!" Yue Curious said indifferently: "Whoever wins will go." ”
Bu Qingyun laughed dryly: "How about drawing lots?"
Yue rolled his eyes curiously, and sighed: "I've been wandering for a long time, and I don't know what happened to my beautiful and dignified, beautiful and unrestrained, sexy and charming sister who has been separated for many days, alas!"
Bu Qingyun smacked his lips: "Your sister...... Isn't it pretty?"
Yue said curiously: "It's so beautiful, but it's just that there is no object yet." ”
Bu Qingyun immediately straightened his clothes, took out a wooden comb, combed his hair on a small mirror with lace in his hand, and then took out the gel water from his pocket and sprayed it a few times, and then asked, "What do you think of me?"
"Stylish!" Yue said curiously, "You are really a sinking fish and a wild goose, a swallow thin and a fat ring, a fat head and big ears, a long ear tumor, a beautiful glass jade, a jade tree in the wind, a crane in the wind, a weak heart, a myocardial infarction, a color heart, and a lack of people." ”
"Well said!" Bu Qingyun grinned, "Look...... Can you tell me about it?"
Yue shook his head curiously: "It's not appropriate." Bu Qingyun said: "What's the situation? I can tell you, I'm going to condemn her!"
"But her breasts are too big!"
"Don't worry, I can take care of it. ”
"But...... She's in fantastic shape!"
"Well, this is hard to get, wow!"
"Her skin is too ...... It's so fair and delicate!"
"It's okay, hehe, I can carry it. ”
"She's a shemale. ”
Bu Qingyun laughed: "This is not a problem, this is ...... What is this? I don't want it!"
Yue was curious and spread his hands, and said with a bitter face: "You are already going to condemn her, it will be difficult for her to marry again." You are a dignified brocade guard and a sixth-class catcher, but you can't talk without words, the impact of this will be very bad!"
"Men can accept it, but shemales can't, absolutely not!" Bu Qingyun sighed, "I'm convinced of you, can't I go in?"
Yue looked at his distant back curiously, and couldn't help but scold: "This guy is really a stupid hat!" As soon as the words fell, a silver bell-like laughter sounded behind him.
Yue was curious and turned around, only to see a woman walking out from behind a big tree a few zhang away, a beautiful girl like a flower.